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Gwendalyne
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Posted - 2008.07.16 05:26:00 -
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Edited by: Gwendalyne on 16/07/2008 05:26:57
Originally by: oingo I was in a karate tournament and told an opponent i was going to pod his ass....got the first point
WIN. WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN, and more WIN.
Let's see...
You drive by the new car lot in your Piece o' Rust and see a brand new Lamborghini Convertible.
(Before playing EVE too much)
To the car salesman: WOW, who could POSSIBLY handle all those ZEROES?
(After playing EVE too much)
To the car salesman: Nice car! I'll take it! ...Uh... Do you accept ISK, by chance?
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Ishii kun
Gallente Snake Eyes Inc Friend or Enemy
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Posted - 2008.07.16 06:09:00 -
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when you can hear EVE music even with your speakers turned off
when you see a car wreck and you can immediately hear salvagers going off in your mind ---
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AleRiperKilt
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Posted - 2008.07.16 06:49:00 -
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when you see a speed trap on the freeway and look around your dash for the intel channel window to report it
--- "There is no lag in Jita, NEVER!" - Iraqi Information Minister |
Eran Laude
Gallente Strix Armaments and Defence
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Posted - 2008.07.16 06:57:00 -
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When at the office you volunteer to manage a project by going: "X - manager, FC IV, WC V"
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Najenna
Minmatar Caldari Deep Space Ventures Caldari Deep Space Industral
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Posted - 2008.07.16 07:29:00 -
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You know you play EVE to much when your wife changes your daughters diaper and says look hunny she made a "Pew Pew'
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Taradis
Amarr The Imperial Assassins
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Posted - 2008.07.16 07:50:00 -
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Awesome LMFAO
You know u play eve to much when u refer to ur S.O as ur minmatar housekeeper.
You wake up and ask if theirs any qaufe left
U refer to ur small car as a frigate lg car as a destroyer cross over as a cruiser SUV as a battlecruiser and your Pickup Truck as your battleship and anything bigger than that is ur Titan Mothership carrier and dread.
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Gaven Blands
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2008.07.16 11:55:00 -
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When you see this same ****ing thread topic for the umpteenth time, only this time you decide to post in it... |
Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.07.16 12:14:00 -
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When you read the thread title, and already know it'll have a bunch of replies saying "this is the 9,000th time I've seen this thread".
Looking for queue-free research slots? Click here!
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Missile Bait
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Posted - 2008.07.16 12:15:00 -
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Edited by: Missile Bait on 16/07/2008 12:15:23 You know you play EVE to much when you live 160 feet from a nude beach and STAY INDOORS glued to your monitor rather than outside on the beach with the babes.
Missile Bait
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Emily Spankratchet
Minmatar Pragmatics
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Posted - 2008.07.16 12:35:00 -
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Originally by: Jhagiti Tyran You know you have played to much of any game when you have seen this thread posted for the 10,000th time.
And you know you've played way too much when you visit a "You know you've been playing..." thread just to see people whine about how often they've seen the thread before.
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Hyperforce99
Gallente Infinite Covenant
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Posted - 2008.07.16 14:16:00 -
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When your driving and see a toll gate saying vehicles larger than X height can't pass and you think...
ugh, damn deadspace gates.
Or when you see a cute girl, follow her and lose her in the crowd and you go...
damnit, why didn't I fit my probe launcher this morning... --------------------------------------------- Somewhere beyond happyness and sadness, I need to calculate what creates my own madness o/ |
Natheniel
Gallente V.O.F.L IRON CORE H E L I C O N
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Posted - 2008.07.16 15:30:00 -
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Originally by: Missile Bait Edited by: Missile Bait on 16/07/2008 12:15:23 You know you play EVE to much when you live 160 feet from a nude beach and STAY INDOORS glued to your monitor rather than outside on the beach with the babes.
Missile Bait
Where is this again? lol
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Gurney H
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Posted - 2008.07.17 15:19:00 -
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When you get in a fist fight and your first instinct is to orbit the guy.
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Deee Beee
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Posted - 2008.07.17 20:34:00 -
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Originally by: Dotard Edited by: Dotard on 14/07/2008 12:06:14 And another one;
Your small child runs up, unseen by you, latches on to your legs knocking you to the ground and you say, "Damn! Tackled by an intercepter!" Then open up on him/her with your dreaded 425 Large Auto-Tickle-Cannons.
(edited to add; Yes this is the 10,000th thread like this, but they are still fun. So you nay-sayers should just STFU and GTFO.)
I've not thought that yet, but the next time one of my little ones jumps on me. I'm going to :)
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steveid
All Hallows Eve Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2008.07.17 20:36:00 -
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I dream of eve at least three night a week. I'm not kidding. I wish i was. |
000Hunter000
Gallente Missiles 'R' Us
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Posted - 2008.07.17 20:41:00 -
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Oh dear lord!!! not one of these again!!!
I think ccp should ban people who start a 'u know when u played eve too much when...' thread. |
Finrai
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Posted - 2008.07.17 20:43:00 -
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Originally by: Missile Bait Edited by: Missile Bait on 16/07/2008 12:15:23 You know you play EVE to much when you live 160 feet from a nude beach and STAY INDOORS glued to your monitor rather than outside on the beach with the babes.
Missile Bait
Last nude beach i lived near by had like 5:1 dude to babe ratio
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.07.17 21:12:00 -
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Originally by: AleRiperKilt when you see a speed trap on the freeway and look around your dash for the intel channel window to report it
that would at least be damn useful
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Daplat Mode
Caldari New Orion Underground
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Posted - 2008.07.17 21:34:00 -
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-When your wife names her new kitten after a solarsystem in heimatar region.
-You glance at your monitor to check local in the middle of sex.
-You cant get to work at 9am during the week, but you can wake up at 7am with a hangover on saturday to chat with your mates.
-You have a Caldari emblem on your car
-You have battleclinic sigs on non eve related forums and on your myspace
-Your landlord confronts you with complaints from neighbors about large explosion sounds coming from your apartment 23/7
-You say 23/7 now instead of 24/7 :p
umm.. thats all for now
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.07.17 21:47:00 -
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I'm sure I've posted in threads like this before but... when you sign real life business deals using your in-game name
Secure 3rd party service ■ Do you Veldspar? |
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Jovoich
X-Fire Ocularis Inferno
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Posted - 2008.07.17 22:19:00 -
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1) when u seen people post in these posts sayin they have seen these posts a million times 2) when u watching sg1 atlantis and a puddle jumper cloaks and u think 'hmm he was within 2km of that stargate' 3) when u work in a bank and u type ISK instead of ú 4) when ur playin on ur COD4 on ur 360 and think to urself... 'hmm I didnt tank that rpg 2 well'
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P'uck
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Posted - 2008.07.17 22:26:00 -
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Edited by: P''uck on 17/07/2008 22:26:00 Today at work I saw a [insert manufacturer] GPS for a car. Model name on the boxes were "720 T".
My first reflex was to ask if it was T1 or T2 and if they also had 650s. Then I remembered where I was and missed my pretend spaceships.
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Shurq Ellale
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Posted - 2008.07.17 22:45:00 -
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You know you've been playing Eve too much when your friend has a baby boy, names him Aaron, and the first thought is "that's an awful name - he'll be primaried first."
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Viqtoria
Caldari Groping Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2008.07.17 22:56:00 -
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....you no longer want to play it anymore
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Face Palmer
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.07.17 23:53:00 -
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Originally by: Shurq Ellale You know you've been playing Eve too much when your friend has a baby boy, names him Aaron, and the first thought is "that's an awful name - he'll be primaried first."
^^ Win!
Checking local to see if your mates/girlfriend are in the pub yet - happened more than once (need therapy).
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SiJira
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Posted - 2008.08.17 15:22:00 -
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you go hang gliding and ram anyone near you while yelling yarrr to their cries of horror Trashed sig, Shark was here |
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