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doctorstupid2
The Accursed
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Posted - 2008.07.28 00:02:00 -
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Bellum Eternus > omg Bellum Eternus > theres like, massive amount of drones/wrecks in 2-1 Trista Rotnor > thats docs handy work
So last night I was running some errands on an alt, and stumbled accross a myrmidon and vexor ratting together in Decon, I check it out and see both characters are under a month old. I disregard my first instinct to get in my astarte, deciding to have some fun with it, and get in my Vexor.
Now my vexor is not your average vexor, in fact it's an unholy damage dealing bringer of hate and suffering. I warp the mean little bastard in, landing right between the myrm and vexor, and let loose on the myrm. He pops in under a half minute, the vexor seconds later. Loots not too shabby, both ships had total comedy setups, looted a beta power diag and some compressed coil rails. Start aligning out while letting my GCC tick down, local's quiet.
About 7 minutes later, local shoots up 4, all members of the same noob corp as the first two, and sure enough they warp into my belt, at this point I'm 250km off the warp-in. They've got 2 vexors, a thorax, and an imicus covering wrecks while the myrm pilot returns in a noobship to get his loot. I promptly do a 180 and warp back to 0km, right as a vexor and thorax warp to station, lock up the remaining vexor, melt it in mere seconds, and get my hooks into the second (well, third) vexor and thorax as they return, two more comedy killmails follow shortly. I pop the noobship trying to loot, now at 75% armor I'm dying of laughter.
Over the next 15 minutes, each pilot warped into the belt in a noobship at least once to try and get their loot, and I took advantage of the agression and popped each noobship. One even shot back
Final score is: 1x Myrmidon 1x Thorax 3x Vexor 1x Imicus 9x Velator
I managed to get agression on all of them before killing, so I only took a 0.5% sec hit for aggressing the myrmidon; handy for us rehabilitated piratey types.
The aftermath looked something like THIS
And that's my random giggles for the week
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doctorstupid2
The Accursed
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Posted - 2008.07.28 00:05:00 -
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Oh and it's all on fraps and going in my next movie, starring my comedyvexorÖ, which is probably half done if I don't get lazy and call it done after 2 songs
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood
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Posted - 2008.07.28 00:17:00 -
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Quote: doctorstupid2 > i here by claim your loot in the name of jesus
lol I like videos
Originally by: CCP Explorer You can still steal their stuff.
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Kame Malice
Minmatar Mitsukashi Holdings Limited
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Posted - 2008.07.28 01:04:00 -
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IT'S A TARP!!!
God I love noobs This is a signature, not some random addition to my reply. |
Buff Plankchest
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Posted - 2008.07.28 01:14:00 -
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Originally by: doctorstupid2 Oh and it's all on fraps and going in my next movie, starring my comedyvexorÖ, which is probably half done if I don't get lazy and call it done after 2 songs
You'd better post that entire movie here... I humbly urge you to hurry the f*ck up
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.07.28 01:43:00 -
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i love when they shoot back so the only sec hit you take is the -.5 aggression
I also love the -12.5% for podding, but haven't done that one much recently
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Sannah Ur
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Posted - 2008.07.28 13:26:00 -
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Originally by: Kame Malice IT'S A TARP!!!
Gives carpet bombing a whole new dimension!
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Stork DK
Minmatar The Wild Hunt Pure.
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Posted - 2008.07.28 13:34:00 -
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Share the mails with us? ___________
Originally by: CCP Nozh I see you'r nano.... And i TAKE IT!!
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.07.28 13:55:00 -
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"I hereby claim your loot in the name of Jesus"
That made my day!
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Orogaldeo
Amarr Star Horizons
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Posted - 2008.07.28 14:20:00 -
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Drones, you gotta love 'em _________________________________
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Orar Ironfist
Toys R Us
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Posted - 2008.07.28 15:22:00 -
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lolz win
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Mynxee
Minmatar AlfaCorp
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Posted - 2008.07.28 18:40:00 -
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Originally by: doctorstupid2 Now my vexor is not your average vexor, in fact it's an unholy damage dealing bringer of hate and suffering.
doc, u so sexeh! u r make me hot. and u r make me laff. ---------------------- Life In Low Sec
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FU22
Beyond Transcendence
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Posted - 2008.07.28 19:21:00 -
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nice, can't wait for that movie
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doctorstupid2
The Accursed
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Posted - 2008.07.28 22:26:00 -
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Originally by: Stork DK Share the mails with us?
Think shield boosters.
Note the plurality.
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Octavius Omega
Caldari LUBE INC.
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Posted - 2008.07.31 05:29:00 -
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Originally by: doctorstupid2 Oh and it's all on fraps and going in my next movie, starring my comedyvexorÖ, which is probably half done if I don't get lazy and call it done after 2 songs
F R A P S !
NAO!!!!
-- "Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one is willing to die." |
Meganight
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.07.31 11:06:00 -
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Dosn't get more brilliant..
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Antiequilibrium
Dirty Deeds Corp. Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.07.31 14:49:00 -
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Haha, good stuff doc. Funny - I was actually looking at the Curse KB earlier and wondering how your sec was still so low after a Velator massacre!
Nice tabs :P
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doctorstupid2
The Accursed
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Posted - 2008.08.01 23:42:00 -
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o/ octavius
Originally by: Antiequilibrium Nice tabs :P
I like my overview tabs like I like my women: easy.
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