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2ndAdam
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Posted - 2008.08.11 16:42:00 -
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The accounts of this story are factual and totally biased. Do not read if you are a strict nonloling drytard. Dedicated to the miners of eve.
After working for months to finally be able to save up for a tier 3 battleship, Mr.X managed to buy himself an Abaddon - a ship thats not to be laughed at. He must have seen the 400+ dps, and the insane tank after playing around with it on EFT and realized, HOLYSHATSTOGAT! I can pwn NEWBIES with this!
After this fateful epiphony, Mr.X immediately undocked and warped to the nearest belt in a 1.0 security system and luckily for him, he found a poor miner in a cruiser, busily jet can mining. Furthermore, the nubbin only had 3 drones! LOLCAKES EASYBBQ AMIRITE?
He quickly afterburnered over and began dishing loads of veldspar into his cargohold, all the time menacingly bumping the cruiser. Finally, he saw the flashing red he was looking for - the cruiser pilot had had enough. He loled to himself as he locked on and prepared to fire all of his gu..."wait what??" he said to himself as the cruise pilot began warp scrambling and webbing him. He laughed it off, although shaken, and began blasting with his large pulse lasers and launched his drones. But his heart sunk when the cruiser pilot, in an arbitrator, launched 5 T2 hammerhead II's. "NO WORRIES!" he thought. He chuckled as his lasers wiped out the cruisers shields, but he quickly grew quiet as the cruiser closed in, orbiting at 500, and he realized...he couldn't hit a thing. His drones pretty soon were webbed and popped. Each and every one of them. He was energy drained. He was STUCK. He tried to afterburner away but the dreaded web stuffed his engines down to 30 m/s. He desparately tried blasting away but realized he could not fight back and survive.
Turning off his guns, he despairingly yielded to the mercy of the cruiser pilot and his dual large armor reps. The cruiser pilot sent him a private conversation request, but he couldn't understand english. Without understanding his ransom, he went on to float for over 2 hours, during which time, over 30 ships in the system gathered around to watch the little cruiser punish the giant abaddon.
Afternote: To all you miners, keep mining. Don't let the griefers get you down because with each ship that you lose to them, we make sure they lose something even more.
LOLCAKES PICTURES!
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Transmaniacon
Minmatar Strike-Force-Alpha
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Posted - 2008.08.11 16:57:00 -
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Nice work
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Satrani Destiva
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2008.08.11 23:58:00 -
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Arn Jabo, yu am teh noooob.
Lol. I love stories where the underdog comes out on top. -
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Eternal Error
Exitus Acta Probant
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Posted - 2008.08.12 04:33:00 -
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Someone was can flipping in an abaddon?
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Aiden Bismuth
Gallente Die Boeremag
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Posted - 2008.08.12 05:40:00 -
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\o/ One for the miners!
Pity the Abaddon didn't pop!
AB
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Shintai
Gallente Balad Naran Orbital Shipyards
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Posted - 2008.08.12 09:38:00 -
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ROFL!!!!
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Abstraction and Transcendence: Nature, Shintai, and Geometry |
Mabari
Absolutely No Retreat
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Posted - 2008.08.12 11:14:00 -
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ROFL
the question remains.........
who got concordocked :)
greets Mabari
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rand0 eastman
Gallente Garoun Investment Bank
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Posted - 2008.08.13 02:09:00 -
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the little cruiser that could!
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Baka Lakadaka
Gallente Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2008.08.13 06:05:00 -
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Originally by: Mabari ROFL
the question remains.........
who got concordocked :)
greets Mabari
No-one......the Abaddon stole from a can, thus making him red and flashy to the cruiser. The cruiser then fired back, making him red to the Abaddon. Therefore both are now legitimate targets to each other and CONCORD doesn't care.
______________________ Isn't it time you learned to fight back? Agony Unleashed Home of the PvP University.
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Barbaro55a
Caldari Hangover Heros.
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Posted - 2008.08.19 14:45:00 -
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lolcakes. |
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Oli Robbo
Gallente Galactic Defence Syndicate Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.08.19 15:56:00 -
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well done, maybe you should pvp more often |
Darkdarious
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Posted - 2008.08.19 16:14:00 -
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Go Go Miners! :D lol |
Tamia Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.08.20 01:07:00 -
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LOLCAKES indeed. |
Ghoest
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Posted - 2008.08.20 20:03:00 -
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Nice. |
Sophie007
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Posted - 2008.08.21 12:41:00 -
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That is pure class, period, hahahahahahaha. |
heheheh
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.08.21 12:53:00 -
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any chance you could re write this is english, Im afraid i failed american geek speak class. |
Jonathan Calvert
Minmatar Empire Mining and Trade
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Posted - 2008.08.21 14:38:00 -
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You should remove the names from the pictures. But I assume you were baiting can flippers? You dont really mine in that ship. |
Marchocias
Silent Ninja's
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Posted - 2008.08.21 16:22:00 -
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Originally by: heheheh any chance you could re write this is english, Im afraid i failed american geek speak class.
I'm afraid you failed aswell. |
Qanael Radlari
Caldari Kinetic Vector
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Posted - 2008.08.22 01:29:00 -
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Originally by: heheheh re write
Originally by: heheheh this is english
Originally by: heheheh Im
I'm afraid you failed some other classes besides that one.
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K'hronos
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Posted - 2008.08.22 04:42:00 -
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Woah ;)
I wish ill be able to pwn some t3 bs with a cruiser someday =p
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2ndAdam
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Posted - 2008.08.22 23:20:00 -
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:] sorry haven't been checking on this thread.
To answer the questions - I was baiting can flippers. I used to base out of perimeter when I first started and noticed ALOT of griefers just messing with newbie miners. So I decided to grab a cheap arbitrator (mini-curse!) and have at it.
No I can't dumb down what I wrote.
I do pvp quite a bit although I've stopped baiting because my corp doesn't allow it although I'll gladly accept a 1 on 1 when I have the time and am in the neighborhood.
Someone actually did get concorded. A guy in a punisher decided to try and help the guy out and started shooting me. Results are as seen LOOOOL.
If anyone wants to try this out, it's really fun when you get a bite. The setup I use can drain cruisers while having a tank and drone dps.
Flyyy safe.
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