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Volarius
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.08.15 22:40:00 -
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Hi friends, and welcome!
This an official announcement that "Volarius' School of Roleplaying and Wizardry" (VSORW) is now open. This School will offer complete and comprehensive training on how to make yourself, your corp, or your alliance into an effective and solid roleplaying group.
As we all know EVE lacks a strong roleplaying community. Because so many people do not know the ways of roleplaying, entire alliances are missing out on their chance to become the next top wizards or witches.
It does not have to be this way! For years now have I been training and conditioning the Triumvirate alliance into orcs, fairies and angels. Now i wish to offer my services to you.
For a small fee I will be able to teach you and your entire entourage the ways of roleplaying. Within weeks you will be able to achieve the rank of High Wizard of New Eden. You will finally be able to stand on that same platform as CVA is right now.
So do not delay, contact me today through EVE mail.
Sincerely,
Volarius Vice-President VSORW
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skularika
Demonic Corp G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.08.15 22:44:00 -
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Edited by: skularika on 15/08/2008 22:46:04 first
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Vaustrien
Caldari The Greater Goon GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.08.15 22:48:00 -
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Originally by: Volarius You will finally be able to stand on that same platform as CVA is right now.
Also, as an added side effect of this training you will be able to easily repel any invasions by Triumvirate.
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Micia
Minmatar Thrace Inc Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.08.15 22:48:00 -
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Do students have to provide their own robe & wizard hat, or is that included in the fee for the course?
Thanks in advance. |
Sinia
Viziam
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Posted - 2008.08.15 22:50:00 -
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Originally by: Vaustrien
Originally by: Volarius You will finally be able to stand on that same platform as CVA is right now.
Also, as an added side effect of this training you will be able to easily repel any invasions by Triumvirate.
/Thread. |
J3mH4d4r
Thundercats RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.15 22:54:00 -
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Hmm, looks like someone has been playing with his magic wand too much
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Kanicume Enyorwif
Cherrypoppinpodders
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Posted - 2008.08.15 22:57:00 -
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Why dont you emo-cascade about it? Oh.wai..
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Lemonx
Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.08.15 22:59:00 -
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The glorious Lemonx can, as a former student of this high wizard, assure every future student that the school will indeed provide you with the necesarly skillset to make proper advances on those filthy amarrian scums and their children. Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
Salvar Ar'adim
State Property
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Posted - 2008.08.15 23:04:00 -
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I put on my wizard hat and cloak? ______
Salvar Ar'Adim [RLLUP]State Property
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Get Chribba to publically denounce Veldspar, then we can start discussing winning EVE...
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Karbowiak
Caldari coracao ardente Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.08.15 23:14:00 -
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WHAT!
I just gave my wizard robe, hat and magic wand away to Gjs..
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touchvill
Trinity Nova Trinity Nova Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.15 23:15:00 -
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Can I put shoe on head? ----------
FUNSICLES |
Ne0 MaTrIx
omen. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.08.15 23:18:00 -
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grabs his robe and wizard hat ---
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Freddie Freeloader
Minmatar Lucian Alliance Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.15 23:37:00 -
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I would like to offer my services as a Professor of Fakespeare. I can train your students to become experts at poorly mimicking the florid language and stilted oratory of a 16th Century dramatist and then use those skills in a variety of situations; no matter how absurd, anachronistic, or totally unneccesary their efforts there may be. I can also teach your students how to do a terrible imitation of a British accent, even if they happen to be British in the first place - when I'm finished with them, they'll sound like an American who watches too much Monty Python.
I am currently a tenured faculty member at Rennaisance Festival University, serving as the Professor Emeritus of Fakespeare. I also serve as a consultant to the Royal Fakespeare Company and NYC's "Fakespeare in the Park" program.
I am a published author, having written over a dozen books on Fakespearean studies, including the NY Times Best-Seller "Wherefore art thou, Gary Gygax?" which is an in-depth examination of the contributions that Dungeons & Dragons have made to Fakespearean literature and culture, including chapters explaining why fictional Orcs and Elves who live on another (presumably alien) planet would attempt to utilize the linguistic mannerisms of a London stage actor circa 1600, and fail miserably in the process.
I look forward to working with you. Or, as we say in the Fakespearean world... Forsooth! I looketh afar to toiling with thee!
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Sacul
Wreckless Abandon Un-Natural Selection
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Posted - 2008.08.15 23:51:00 -
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But but v0l you allready lost your main Angel
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5n4keyes
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.08.15 23:51:00 -
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"Volarius' School of Roleplaying and Wizardry"
Do you teach singing? i want to sing like Volarius
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Gjs312
coracao ardente Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.08.16 00:05:00 -
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Originally by: Karbowiak WHAT!
I just gave my wizard robe, hat and magic wand away to Gjs..
I needed it for my fairy training, sorry bro I'll give it back when I'm done.
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D4mnation
Caldari BecauseImWorthIt
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Posted - 2008.08.16 00:21:00 -
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Originally by: Vaustrien
Originally by: Volarius You will finally be able to stand on that same platform as CVA is right now.
Also, as an added side effect of this training you will be able to easily repel any invasions by Triumvirate.
Aslong as 3+ alliances band together, because no one including goons cant p*ss on their own without help, and no its not because of the size of their donger.
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Onionico
Series of Tubes
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Posted - 2008.08.16 00:24:00 -
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Do you offer courses in emo?
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Fish Brain
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.08.16 00:27:00 -
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Can't believe nobody said it yet...
...Vol, where's my isk??
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Jim Linger
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.08.16 00:29:00 -
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This isnt what i meant when i said we needed a new spark :-/
i'm not an alt i just post like one |
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K'Bar
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.08.16 01:04:00 -
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Yes, in before the lock.
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Ampoliros
Shadow Company G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.08.16 01:06:00 -
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nth, where n is the post number of this post in the thread
which i think is around 20 ------------------------------------ Meeus69 > i heard you whined so hard there was local flooding |
acompton
Gallente Fallen Angel's Blade.
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Posted - 2008.08.16 01:46:00 -
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Thou shalt be banished from yon forums oh ye evil poster of crappeth!
(am I doing it right?)
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Luthien Firefoot
Caldari Synergy. Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2008.08.16 01:53:00 -
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25 quid to see martin mckenna ina tutu with a halo
and a bottle of salt and vinegar in each hand
convo me with a time and a place and paypal will be at your service
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Martin Mckenna
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.08.16 03:40:00 -
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Vols a level 70 mage
NO SHIT
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Eternal Error
Exitus Acta Probant
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Posted - 2008.08.16 04:00:00 -
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Can you teach me how to put on my robe and wizard hat?
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Isabella Trump
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Posted - 2008.08.16 04:57:00 -
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Tri fairies? Couldn't agree more. |
Admiral Pelleon
Caldari White Shadow Imperium Burning Horizons
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Posted - 2008.08.16 05:33:00 -
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* inserts random tri troll ________
My views represent the views of my corp, deal with it. |
teh punisher
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.08.16 05:44:00 -
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I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
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Nadjar
Lords Of Kaos
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Posted - 2008.08.16 05:51:00 -
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Can i be a warlock? I has shadowbolt lvl 5.
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