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CyberCommunist
Minmatar Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.08.19 22:14:00 -
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Hammerfall Industries were camping an Amamake gate with 2 Battleships, and 2 HACs. My corp mates and I approached the gate with 20 Battleships, 45 Battlecruisers, 60 cruisers, 200 frigates, and 5 Command Ships, ready to do battle. Although we used spectacular coordination, it was clear that we were actually losing to Hammerfall Industries! So we Cyno in a mothership, thinking this will finish the job, but we are amazed as they take out its fighters one by one, while tanking our damage, eventually rendering the mothership useless. The realization hit us that we should flee, while we were still able, from the superior tactics and coordination of Hammerfall Industries.
While we were very upset by our defeat, we still had to have a grudging respect for Hammerfall Industries because they handled the battle very gracefully, with no smack talk whatsoever. The next couple days, I spent all my waking hours thinking about Hammerfall Industries. I came to the conclusion that they are the pinnacle of skill and professionalism, the embodiment of what everyone in EVE should strive to be.
Send an email to [email protected] if you have any questions about this amazing corp that I encountered, Hammerfall Industries. |
Ironnight
Caldari x13 X13 Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.19 22:22:00 -
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Sooo you need lame alt post to make a name for yourselfs, nice.... |
Tom Zarrek
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Posted - 2008.08.19 22:24:00 -
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Holy smokes you guys are good, sign me up today.
Oh wait, I'm an alt too, |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.19 22:25:00 -
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On a related note... I was walking in the mountains and I saw a burning bush, but the fire was not consuming the bush.. and I heard a voice, it was Garmon! And Garmon said to me "You is Honorable Warrior! Why hasnt you been playing on your honorable warrior lately?" And I dropped to my knees and cried out "Oh mighty Garmon! Classes started yesterday and I have to do well in them or I won't get scholarships paying for me!!!" And Garmon responded "Oh, honorable warrior... you can use this to your advantage! If you have your stupid carebear carebearing while you do homework you will make ISK for to be an honorable warrior!!!"
And that's how I became a carebear |
Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.08.19 22:32:00 -
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RBA, is say. RBA |
Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood
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Posted - 2008.08.19 22:32:00 -
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It all seems so much clearer now. |
Nexus Kinnon
A Few Good Men.
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Posted - 2008.08.19 23:31:00 -
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5/10 well written, was reasonably funny I guess |
Nel Tu
Minmatar Strategic Psychotechnics
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Posted - 2008.08.20 01:01:00 -
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Am I the only one thinking what he posted was spat out of a random paragraph generator where all he did was input Hammerfall Industries? |
Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings Echelon.
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Posted - 2008.08.20 01:06:00 -
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Finally a Hammerfail post that made me laugh, although sadly for them it was then overtook by Surfin's PlunderBunny's post.
Moar please Surfin's PlunderBunny
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Zeba
Minmatar Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2008.08.20 01:16:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny On a related note... I was walking in the mountains and I saw a burning bush, but the fire was not consuming the bush.. and I heard a voice, it was Garmon! And Garmon said to me "You is Honorable Warrior! Why hasnt you been playing on your honorable warrior lately?" And I dropped to my knees and cried out "Oh mighty Garmon! Classes started yesterday and I have to do well in them or I won't get scholarships paying for me!!!" And Garmon responded "Oh, honorable warrior... you can use this to your advantage! If you have your stupid carebear carebearing while you do homework you will make ISK for to be an honorable warrior!!!"
And that's how I became a carebear
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Gaius Ravenor
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Posted - 2008.08.20 01:41:00 -
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Originally by: Kirra Liu Finally a Hammerfail post that made me laugh, although sadly for them it was then overtook by Surfin's PlunderBunny's post.
Moar please Surfin's PlunderBunny
Don't feed him plz |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Holy Church Of Garmonism
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Posted - 2008.08.20 02:32:00 -
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Originally by: Gaius Ravenor
Originally by: Kirra Liu Finally a Hammerfail post that made me laugh, although sadly for them it was then overtook by Surfin's PlunderBunny's post.
Moar please Surfin's PlunderBunny
Don't feed him plz
But I'm so huuuungry |
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
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Posted - 2008.08.20 04:16:00 -
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Originally by: Kirra Liu Moar please Surfin's PlunderBunny
I'm just chalking this one up to Garmon or something, but here's more Surfin (see link in linked post.) |
osahar
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Posted - 2008.08.20 19:08:00 -
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Edited by: osahar on 20/08/2008 19:08:33 Yea I once lost a t2 fitted HAC to Hammerfall Industries battlecruiser...
These pilots really know how to PvP. And no smacktalk whatsoever. |
Anub1s
Amarr Return of the Anub1s
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Posted - 2008.08.20 19:13:00 -
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Now listen to me.
I am 2004 year pilot who has much pirating experience (you can look my sec status) and I can tell you these guys know how to fight. I was looking for targets with my zealot in amamake system and go jumped by 2 Hammerfall Industries cruisers which killed me on a long fight. It seemed they repaired each other using armor reppers and also nos'ed each other making free energy by this.
If you are alone and see Hammerfall Industries pilots then I reccomend you to not engage unless you want to die!
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Radcjk
Caldari Dark Star LTD
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Posted - 2008.08.20 21:52:00 -
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Still weak sauce.
Still not impressed. |
Kvirie
Caldari Children of the Wind
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Posted - 2008.08.20 23:27:00 -
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This is only slightly worse than the FOOM alt posts that pop up now and then. |
Joachim Kato
Zawa's Fan Club
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Posted - 2008.08.21 11:41:00 -
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I found it funny tho - way better and more entertaining than random "I got scammed welp!!!1" or I killed CNR with my 20 buddies circlejerking" threads. |
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