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Anton Umarov
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Posted - 2008.08.24 23:37:00 -
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News just received from Onatoh indicates that self styled prophet of "Garmonism", outspoken forum poster and Rupture expert Garmon was killed yesterday in said system.
Eyewitness accounts have told us that Garmon was warping to the Tannolen gate in a Reaper, a type of frigate, during the course of a joint operation by Surge and Death's Legion Corporations. As Garmon's ship dropped out of warp near the gate the pirate vessel "Firestorm" detonated six smartbombs destroying the Reaper, a second wave of bombs swept over the now exposed escape pod leading to the death of Garmon.
The captain of the Dominix "Firestorm", a member of Surge known as Yakob, told this reporter that he had received a communication from a somewhat aggrieved, possibly still groggy and newly cloned Garmon which read as follows : KILLED MY LG SLAVES U *********!!!!!!!!!
When we asked Garmon later if he had any message for Yakob, he would say only "ur on da list". There is now speculation that the Holy church of Garmonism will now canonize their fallen leader or simply regard him as a martyr to the cause. As to the whereabouts of Garmon's mortal remains rumour has it that an anonymous local collector has taken delivery of the cadaver.
This is Anton Umarov in Onatoh signing off o/
Details of the above report can be confirmed on the Surge killboard
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.08.24 23:45:00 -
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Garmon gets podded repeatedely... but like Jesus he always comes back.
PRAISE GARMON FOR HE IS THE LORD!!!!
Originally by: Lorz0r garmon is 90% Surfin's PlunderBunny, 10% er...Surfin's PlunderBunny
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Grarr Dexx
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2008.08.24 23:48:00 -
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Does he update his clone like Jesus?
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Leyline777
Surge.
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Posted - 2008.08.24 23:48:00 -
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this thread delivers 9/10... btw if his corpse is still twitching does it count as necro?
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My sig doesn't fit and the sig limit is ******ed >>. (yes this is a "jetcan".. get over it) |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.08.24 23:48:00 -
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Originally by: Grarr Dexx Does he update his clone like Jesus?
Garmon's clone is so powerful it adds the SP of the last clone to it
Originally by: Lorz0r garmon is 90% Surfin's PlunderBunny, 10% er...Surfin's PlunderBunny
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Grarr Dexx
Amarr Ministry of War
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Posted - 2008.08.24 23:50:00 -
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Minmatar Cruiser XXVIII?
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HONORABLEWARRIORSWIFE
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Posted - 2008.08.24 23:56:00 -
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Channel ID: 2135054873 Channel Name: Private Chat (Yakob) Listener: Garmon Session started: 2008.08.23 15:05:54 ---------------------------------------------------------------
[ 2008.08.23 15:06:12 ] Garmon > sup [ 2008.08.23 15:06:13 ] Yakob > I can do you a deal on your popsicle? [ 2008.08.23 15:06:41 ] Garmon > m8 [ 2008.08.23 15:06:43 ] Garmon > i was ex ascn [ 2008.08.23 15:06:46 ] Garmon > want me to wardec u? [ 2008.08.23 15:07:06 ] Yakob > meh join the queue [ 2008.08.23 15:07:13 ] Garmon > m8 [ 2008.08.23 15:07:16 ] Garmon > were u ascn? [ 2008.08.23 15:07:17 ] Yakob > dont cheapen this moment [ 2008.08.23 15:07:35 ] Yakob > was I asendant frontier? [ 2008.08.23 15:07:38 ] Yakob > no i wasnt [ 2008.08.23 15:07:44 ] Garmon > cos ur noob u******8 [ 2008.08.23 15:08:02 ] Yakob > dont look like it from where im sitting [ 2008.08.23 15:08:12 ] Garmon > m8 [ 2008.08.23 15:08:14 ] Garmon > ****************8 U [ 2008.08.23 15:08:21 ] Yakob > ah c'mon [ 2008.08.23 15:08:25 ] Yakob > dont be like that [ 2008.08.23 15:08:43 ] Yakob > if it makes you feel better you're by far the most famous person i ever killed [ 2008.08.23 15:09:06 ] Garmon > ******* u [ 2008.08.23 15:09:08 ] Garmon > i HK U [ 2008.08.23 15:09:44 ] Yakob > howmuch were those implants worth? [ 2008.08.23 15:10:17 ] Garmon > 300 [ 2008.08.23 15:10:49 ] Yakob > good job its all a game and in good fun [ 2008.08.23 15:11:01 ] Yakob > so we're the best of chums as ever we were? [ 2008.08.23 15:11:53 ] Garmon > ******************** UUUUUUUU [ 2008.08.23 15:11:56 ] Garmon > IM CRYING IRL NOW [ 2008.08.23 15:12:07 ] Yakob > dont say that, i feel bad now [ 2008.08.23 15:12:20 ] Garmon > m8 [ 2008.08.23 15:12:28 ] Garmon > u will hear from me [ 2008.08.23 15:12:38 ] Garmon > with my vengful fist grasping my meat cleaver (ingame) [ 2008.08.23 15:12:56 ] Yakob > cool, can one of my alts join your church? [ 2008.08.23 15:13:04 ] Garmon > no m8 [ 2008.08.23 15:13:09 ] Yakob > awwww [ 2008.08.23 15:13:14 ] Garmon > if u did id ******** hk it with my ***** u ********!!!!! [ 2008.08.23 15:13:27 ] Yakob > have I just made your list? [ 2008.08.23 15:13:32 ] Garmon > ye [ 2008.08.23 15:13:49 ] Garmon > ur on da list [ 2008.08.23 15:14:01 ] Yakob > \o/ [ 2008.08.23 15:14:34 ] Yakob > ok well nice to talk you, see you in space [ 2008.08.23 15:15:16 ] Garmon > m8 [ 2008.08.23 15:15:19 ] Garmon > ****** U [ 2008.08.23 15:16:01 ] Yakob > o/
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Nexus Kinnon
A Few Good Men.
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Posted - 2008.08.24 23:59:00 -
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came here expecting another terrible fanboy thread. Happily disappointed, thread delivers.
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Tortun Nahme
Minmatar Umbra Synergy Final Retribution Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.25 00:19:00 -
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Garmon does not wear the Fish Hat, he is a heretic
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.08.25 00:28:00 -
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Originally by: Tortun Nahme Garmon does not wear the Fish Hat, he is a heretic
Your church of the fish hat is the Eve version of the church of scientology... you're funny |
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Khraunus
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Posted - 2008.08.25 00:33:00 -
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11/10 for not being a fanboy >9000/10 for podding garmon |
Seth McKenzee
Surge.
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Posted - 2008.08.25 02:41:00 -
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Yeah had a convo with him 4 minutes after his departure from his pod and he called me m8 aprox. 900 times and told me to **** off about 10 times. Threatened war dec atleast twice.
*shrug*
Seth McKenzee CEO of Surge.
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Cpt Branko
Surge.
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Posted - 2008.08.25 03:13:00 -
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Originally by: Seth McKenzee Yeah had a convo with him 4 minutes after his departure from his pod and he called me m8 aprox. 900 times and told me to **** off about 10 times. Threatened war dec atleast twice.
It's almost like people don't like us Sig removed, inappropriate link. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
Artemis Rose
Varion Galactic Accord Corporate Enterprise Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.08.25 03:27:00 -
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Ouch, that sucks dying like that, pimped ship and/or implants or not.. What was he thinking though ?
Good show __________________________________________________
Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine. WTB Purple Nerf Bat. |
Merin Ryskin
Peregrine Industries
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Posted - 2008.08.25 03:27:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Garmon gets podded repeatedely... but like Jesus he always comes back.
PRAISE GARMON FOR HE IS THE LORD!!!!
Garmon is better than Jesus. Jesus takes 3 days to respawn. Garmon takes 3 seconds.
PRAISE GARMON FOR HE IS THE LORD!!!!
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Darkerz
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Posted - 2008.08.25 05:35:00 -
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i dont understand what is so great about him, and why should i praise him !?!? *&^% Garmon as far as i care
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Saint Lazarus
Spiorad ag fanaiocht
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Posted - 2008.08.25 05:43:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon came here expecting another terrible fanboy thread. Happily disappointed, thread delivers.
This
Originally by: Khraunus 11/10 for not being a fanboy >9000/10 for podding garmon
AND this -----------------
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Nexus Kinnon
A Few Good Men.
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Posted - 2008.08.25 13:35:00 -
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wat?! the chatlog got deleted /o\
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Cpt Branko
Surge.
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Posted - 2008.08.25 13:42:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon wat?! the chatlog got deleted /o\
Bleah, you're not supposed to post chatlogs I think. Shame ;)
I find my faith in Garmonism wavering after this incident!
Sig removed, inappropriate link. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
Zombiefly
Subliminal Engineering
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Posted - 2008.08.25 15:53:00 -
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Originally by: Cpt Branko Durr, i sniff my own farts
O thats nice. Sugre suks
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Seeing EyeDog
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Posted - 2008.08.25 17:34:00 -
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so all we have to do now is throw "GARMON" into the thread titles...this the new C&P meme?? _____________________
Originally by: Locus Bey Intelligence isn't a prequisite for being a Goon, in fact its a deficit.
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Darkerz
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Posted - 2008.08.25 17:59:00 -
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Can somebody please link me to the ''start'' of all things garmon ? because... stop fuzzzing about that *****`
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.08.25 18:12:00 -
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Originally by: Cpt Branko It's almost like people don't like us
That just means you're effective at what you do.
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nartela
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Posted - 2008.08.25 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Garmon gets podded repeatedely... but like Jesus he always comes back.
PRAISE GARMON FOR HE IS THE LORD!!!!
i would love to put a cushion over your head when you where sleeping, no one would mind either because your the cause f so much pain and suffering.
your the walking equivalent of a mom joke, not funny at all. go back to the way you where and stop the garmon crap.
i feel better now sorry if i hurt your feelings.
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Cpt Branko
Surge.
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Posted - 2008.08.25 21:08:00 -
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Originally by: Zombiefly I dream of fart sniffing.
Were you perhaps forced to sniff farts as a kid? Don't be afraid to tell. There must be a way to understand your fart-sniffing obsession.
Sig removed, inappropriate link. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
Aurore Delilah
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Posted - 2008.08.25 21:10:00 -
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This thread needs more cowbell |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.08.26 00:20:00 -
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Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 26/08/2008 00:29:09
Originally by: nartela
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Garmon gets podded repeatedely... but like Jesus he always comes back.
PRAISE GARMON FOR HE IS THE LORD!!!!
i would love to put a cushion over your head when you where sleeping, no one would mind either because your the cause f so much pain and suffering.
your the walking equivalent of a mom joke, not funny at all. go back to the way you where and stop the garmon crap.
i feel better now sorry if i hurt your feelings.
MITNAL!!!! MITNAL!! HE THREATENED ME IRL!!!!
that being said... combat Marine here, the door handle turns and I'm awake. Then you'd get to argue with my best friend... Mr. .44, he can make 5 very profound arguements
Then the sodomy can begin.....
and post with your main o I know who to HK.... though I understand you tremble in fear in the face of the Garmonists
Originally by: Lorz0r garmon is 90% Surfin's PlunderBunny, 10% er...Surfin's PlunderBunny
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Kavu
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.08.26 01:09:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Edited by: Surfin''s PlunderBunny on 26/08/2008 00:29:09
Originally by: nartela
Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Garmon gets podded repeatedely... but like Jesus he always comes back.
PRAISE GARMON FOR HE IS THE LORD!!!!
i would love to put a cushion over your head when you where sleeping, no one would mind either because your the cause f so much pain and suffering.
your the walking equivalent of a mom joke, not funny at all. go back to the way you where and stop the garmon crap.
i feel better now sorry if i hurt your feelings.
MITNAL!!!! MITNAL!! HE THREATENED ME IRL!!!!
that being said... combat Marine here, the door handle turns and I'm awake. Then you'd get to argue with my best friend... Mr. .44, he can make 5 very profound arguements
Then the sodomy can begin.....
and post with your main o I know who to HK.... though I understand you tremble in fear in the face of the Garmonists
YE we shall hk and pk and etc.. and then hack ur frozen corpse to bits with a meat cleaver (ingame) and then i take the pieces and use them for plant food and then i mash-up the plants with a mallet
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Shigsy
The Golden Goat
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Posted - 2008.08.26 01:13:00 -
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Oh well hes only lost 2 slave sets in the last fortnight. Pod him more plz
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.08.26 01:13:00 -
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Kavu, don't forget to incinerate the mallet when you done
Originally by: Lorz0r garmon is 90% Surfin's PlunderBunny, 10% er...Surfin's PlunderBunny
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