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Gusman
Caldari Insidious Existence RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:41:00 -
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Cant login because of wrong version and i played before DT...is this a joke or? No info about it
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the plague
Galactic Shipyards Inc HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:41:00 -
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im logged in... its your pc
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Lucy DevlinX
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:42:00 -
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me too. i guess their testing a patch, or installing a patch heh. thought it came up a bit early!
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Crumplecorn
Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:42:00 -
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Same here. -
DesuSigs |
MMXMMX
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:42:00 -
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It happend yesterday to but there is no new version .
Strange shit
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the plague
Galactic Shipyards Inc HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:43:00 -
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do you think we are somehow all sad that were sitting here praying to get on to the server early?
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haz bro
Caldari A.W.M
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:45:00 -
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Iam not Downloading it untill They give a heads up on the site what this patch is about... as it was not announced at all.
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Aldus Huxley
Caldari ANZAC ALLIANCE Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:45:00 -
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definitely testing a new patch
it gave current version as 6.xxxxxxx
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Crumplecorn
Gallente Eve Cluster Explorations
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:45:00 -
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Originally by: the plague do you think we are somehow all sad that were sitting here praying to get on to the server early?
The really sad ones aren't on the forum, they just sit in front of the client spamming the 'connect' button. -
DesuSigs |
plague's helper
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:45:00 -
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A man walks into a pub and says, "Give me three pints of Guinness, please." So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone.
He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too and we're drinking together."
The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition and every week he sets up the guy's three beers as soon as he enters in the bar. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them, then orders two more. The bartender sadly says, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died."
The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."
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the plague
Galactic Shipyards Inc HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:46:00 -
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This old man goes to the doctor's. "Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long."
"So what's the problem?"
"I can't remember where I live."
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Havohej
The Defias Brotherhood
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:47:00 -
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Originally by: haz bro Iam not Downloading it untill They give a heads up on the site what this patch is about... as it was not announced at all.
It's hax. Somebody hax0red the server to make it force everyone to download a virus patch, but CCP caught them and they're fixing it now.
Originally by: CCP Explorer You can still steal their stuff.
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the plague
Galactic Shipyards Inc HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:48:00 -
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: Sometimes the legs on the ironing board are hard to open!
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the plague
Galactic Shipyards Inc HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:49:00 -
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This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible, doctor, terrible."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
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Othella masoku
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:49:00 -
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Edited by: Othella masoku on 28/08/2008 11:50:38 wow the patch update i gone seems a test patch got mixed up somehow in tranq.... poor buggers who got it anyway ...
for who just updated to new version ..... you just have been
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the plague
Galactic Shipyards Inc HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:50:00 -
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How many ccp programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that''s a hardware problem.
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the plague
Galactic Shipyards Inc HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:51:00 -
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What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? The hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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MMXMMX
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:52:00 -
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Told you there is no new patch and server is starting up
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Othella masoku
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:54:00 -
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well it was gone and then it popped up again....whats going on here...
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the plague
Galactic Shipyards Inc HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:54:00 -
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A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in coach. The blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the ****pit and informs the captain of the blond problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in coach.
Again, the blond replies, "I'm young, blond and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA."
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the ****pit to discuss the blond with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blond girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly whispers something into the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says, "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the coach section. The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman.
He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to LA."
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jamie spacecommand
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:55:00 -
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HUZZAR <3
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the plague
Galactic Shipyards Inc HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:58:00 -
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Question. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? Answer. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
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the plague
Galactic Shipyards Inc HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.08.28 11:59:00 -
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Question. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? Answer. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
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the plague
Galactic Shipyards Inc HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.08.28 12:00:00 -
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A Chinese couple get married, and she's a virgin.
On the wedding night she gets nervously under the sheets while her husband undresses.
He climbs into bed next to her, and tries to be reassuring: "My darring. I know dis your firt time and you flighten..
I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want.
What you want"
She says "I wanna try a 69"
He said "You wanna beef with bloccolli"
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