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skitszo
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Posted - 2004.06.08 18:55:00 -
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The ****ie List
GHOST ****IE: The kind where you feel the ****ie come out, but there's no ****ie in the toilet.
CLEAN ****IE: The kind where you ****ie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET ****IE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE ****IE: This happens when you're done ****ie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to ****ie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD ****IE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG ****IE: The kind of ****ie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY ****IE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S ****IE: The kind of ****ie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN ****IE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-****IE ****IE: The kind where you want to ****ie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP ****IE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS ****IE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING ****IE: This ****ie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done ****ie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE ****IE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a ****ie
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skitszo
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Posted - 2004.06.08 18:55:00 -
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The ****ie List
GHOST ****IE: The kind where you feel the ****ie come out, but there's no ****ie in the toilet.
CLEAN ****IE: The kind where you ****ie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET ****IE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE ****IE: This happens when you're done ****ie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to ****ie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD ****IE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG ****IE: The kind of ****ie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY ****IE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S ****IE: The kind of ****ie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait are the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN ****IE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-****IE ****IE: The kind where you want to ****ie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP ****IE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS ****IE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING ****IE: This ****ie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done ****ie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE ****IE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a ****ie
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skitszo
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Posted - 2004.06.08 19:04:00 -
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humm..p**p is edited? lol aww this no fun now.
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skitszo
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Posted - 2004.06.08 19:04:00 -
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humm..p**p is edited? lol aww this no fun now.
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Xelios
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Posted - 2004.06.08 19:17:00 -
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Hey lets censor 'the' next! People seem to use that word all the time, and it's a bad word in my made up language. _____________________________________
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Xelios
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Posted - 2004.06.08 19:17:00 -
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Hey lets censor 'the' next! People seem to use that word all the time, and it's a bad word in my made up language.
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Kildarin Farushna
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Posted - 2004.06.08 19:38:00 -
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Edited by: Kildarin Farushna on 08/06/2004 19:38:51 its funny with the censored ****ie
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->Lawless<- >>>New Formula<<< >>In your local 0.4 system soon<<
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Kildarin Farushna
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Posted - 2004.06.08 19:38:00 -
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Edited by: Kildarin Farushna on 08/06/2004 19:38:51 its funny with the censored ****ie
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->Lawless<- >>>New Formula<<< >>In your local 0.4 system soon<<
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Dirtball
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Posted - 2004.06.08 21:04:00 -
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They don't sensor the word crap though.
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Dirtball
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Posted - 2004.06.08 21:04:00 -
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They don't sensor the word crap though.
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Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.06.08 21:08:00 -
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rofl
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Jadrut
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Posted - 2004.06.08 21:08:00 -
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rofl
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Etoile Chercheur
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Posted - 2004.06.09 00:06:00 -
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omg...
lmao...
oh, i can't breath...
oh, ****ie...
rotf...
aw, **** my sides hurt! hurray for toliet humor!
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Etoile Chercheur
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Posted - 2004.06.09 00:06:00 -
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omg...
lmao...
oh, i can't breath...
oh, ****ie...
rotf...
aw, **** my sides hurt! hurray for toliet humor!
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Frank Horrigan
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Posted - 2004.06.09 00:18:00 -
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Dont forget the OMFG ITS BLOODY ****ie... you usualy get that when... well you dont usualy get that...
Originally by: Oveur
Originally by: Bhaal What has turned out better than expected?
Everything. Remember, we're from Iceland.
(\_/) (O.o) (> <) This i |
Frank Horrigan
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Posted - 2004.06.09 00:18:00 -
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Dont forget the OMFG ITS BLOODY ****ie... you usualy get that when... well you dont usualy get that...
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Nathan Adler
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Posted - 2004.06.09 00:18:00 -
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Oh my.... I can't believe I laughed at that.
Although censoring **** is foolish. Does poo work?
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Nathan Adler
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Posted - 2004.06.09 00:18:00 -
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Oh my.... I can't believe I laughed at that.
Although censoring **** is foolish. Does poo work?
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Asstard
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Posted - 2005.10.09 05:17:00 -
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I wonder why they don't censor ass .
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Saldara
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Posted - 2005.10.09 05:46:00 -
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Let's not forget:
Mexican Food ****ie: The kind of ****ie that smells so bad that you can't leave the bathroom fast enough.
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mirel yirrin
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Posted - 2005.10.09 14:44:00 -
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I can't breath, they need to change that dammed censor list.
**** **** **** ****
*beavis Style s******* --------------------------------- KORKY Is Recruiting now!
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Velsharoon
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Posted - 2005.10.09 14:55:00 -
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I cant stop laughing :(
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mirel yirrin
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Posted - 2005.10.09 15:00:00 -
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Me neither :) --------------------------------- KORKY Is Recruiting now!
Convo me for More Details. |
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