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Irish Whiskey
Caldari The Black Fleet The Black Alliance
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Posted - 2008.08.31 11:07:00 -
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Teacher Arrested!
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. 'Al-gebra is a problem for us,' the Attorney General said. 'They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.''
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The TX
Gallente Pulsar Combat Supplies Alternative Realities
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Posted - 2008.08.31 11:25:00 -
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That was fun, thanks! -------------------- [Signature]
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4rc4ng3L
Gallente C R Y O
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Posted - 2008.08.31 11:39:00 -
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MacGyver could make a weapon of mass destruction from a simple ruler and set square!
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mamolian
Madhatters Inc.
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Posted - 2008.08.31 12:17:00 -
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Avaan Eclipse
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.08.31 15:28:00 -
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Originally by: Irish Whiskey Teacher Arrested!
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. 'Al-gebra is a problem for us,' the Attorney General said. 'They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle.''
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Spaztick
Canadian Imperial Armaments EVESpace
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Posted - 2008.08.31 16:42:00 -
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All together now:
*UUUUUUGGHHH* But seriously, more people should have some type of spacer in their sigs to show it's not part of the post.
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Kazuma Saruwatari
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.08.31 17:14:00 -
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why did I see this coming a mile away? -
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Jim McGregor
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Posted - 2008.08.31 18:10:00 -
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Are they still arresting everyone with a beard in the United States? ---
Originally by: Roguehalo Can you nano Titans?
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kor anon
Amarr Grail Seekers
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Posted - 2008.08.31 18:13:00 -
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Originally by: Jim McGregor
Are they still arresting everyone with a beard in the United States?
no its men with turbans and beards now
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Evanade
Rionnag Alba Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.08.31 18:53:00 -
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i had to laugh a little @ op --------------------------- sok alt - main got banzored |
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Akiba Penrose
The Movement
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Posted - 2008.08.31 19:18:00 -
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Funny.
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Zyck
KDS
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Posted - 2008.08.31 21:44:00 -
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The first good use of puns I've seen in a long while :p -Zyck |
annoing
Amarr MisFunk Inc. Daisho Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.08.31 22:29:00 -
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That did make me laugh .....
however, this is a true story ...
My son and daughters' private tutor went to florida 3 weeks ago to visit her brother, she goes 6-8 times every year as all she pays for is flights. While at passport control they asked her if she had a job. She made the mistake of saying that she had just resigned from her teacher job. She was immediately detained, put into an interview room and berated for 6 hours and eventually strip searched. They tried to make her admit that she was a) going to stay in the country illegally or b) she was a smuggler of some kind c) that her american boyfriend had paid for the flights and she was going to marry him to get a green-card. Which, because she has a robust sense of humour and little regard for such blatent stupidity in adults, made her laugh, mostly because she is gay and living happily with her GF and her GF's 2 children. Then she was accused of having no respect for the good 'ol US of A because she laughed at the incredibly stupid customs officer. If they had bothered to check out her brothers home address etc it could have been over and done with in 10 minutes and her on her way. However, because the customs officer was such a damn pr1ck it took 6 hours.
Dont come back with flames such as "she should have respected the officer" because thats bull, if he had done his job correctly, quietly and efficiently it wouldnt have happened. However because he was an officious little toe-rag it went too far.
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Irish Whiskey
Caldari The Black Fleet The Black Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.01 05:00:00 -
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Originally by: annoing She made the mistake of saying that she had just resigned from her teacher job. She was immediately detained, put into an interview room and berated for 6 hours and eventually strip searched.
bla bla bla
Dont come back with flames such as "she should have respected the officer" because thats bull, if he had done his job correctly, quietly and efficiently it wouldnt have happened. However because he was an officious little toe-rag it went too far.
mathsicans arent welcome at JFK?
dont troll my funny threads you ****
and this story was not written based on your private tutor's lies. |
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