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Lyra Milanna
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.09.21 11:44:00 -
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Edited by: Lyra Milanna on 21/09/2008 11:54:25 From: God To: CCP Re: Lag
A number of your constituents have been praying to me rather forcefully begging me to do something about the lag EVE experiences from time to time. Their whines are quite annoying (as I am sure you're aware of). Therefore I have decided to end the world, this will also have the wonderful effect of ending all lag in EVE.
I have scheduled the end of the world for January 1st, 2012. In the mean time I have encouraged several small real world events to distract your constituents from the lag in EVE. The first will be a rather large asteroid striking the planet Earth on November 7th, 2008 at exactly 7:09 am GMT.
I am informing you of this asteroid strike now as it will impact 2 km off the coast of Iceland. The Tidal wave it will produce will be 927.3 meters high and will travel at 632km/s. All life in Iceland will be exterminated shortly after the asteroid strikes.
As I don't care to hear your constituents whining about me destroying their game, I will protect the servers from destruction so EVE will continue to function. Sadly (for you) I won't be protecting you. I do look forward to meeting each of you (and particularly Wrangler, he has been very bad) very soon. Have a nice day....
Sincerely:
The Lord High, Almighty God
*edit, God spells good, I don't.
Lyra Milanna - When I shoot you don't run, stand and fight you coward! |
Jim Pooley
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.21 11:48:00 -
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Good job the server is in London then :D
Oh, and first ------------------------------------------
Mines a Pint of Large
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Havohej
Minmatar Comply Or Die G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.09.21 11:51:00 -
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Quote: Their whines are quite annoying (as I am sure your aware of).
This is the point where I knew it was a hoax. God wouldn't typo.
Originally by: CCP Explorer You can still steal their stuff.
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Abrazzar
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Posted - 2008.09.21 11:51:00 -
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Originally by: Lyra Milanna (as I am sure your aware of) Sincerely:
The Lord High, Almighty God
FAKE!
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Stormwind Bloodfeather
Minmatar Sogdian Traders Inc
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Posted - 2008.09.21 11:51:00 -
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Originally by: Jim Pooley Good job the server is in London then :D
Oh, and first
I have special events planned for London. Remember Boadicea? I have brought her back just so she can Burn London down again.
The Lord High, Almighty God
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2008.09.21 11:52:00 -
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afaik it's a bannable offence to threat the CCP staff...
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Kazuma Saruwatari
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.09.21 11:52:00 -
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and sad to say, you're threading on grounds the forum rules say you shouldnt, which is religious talk on the forums -
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Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.09.21 11:53:00 -
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Originally by: Jim Pooley Good job the server is in London then :D
With a meteor big enough, it wouldn't matter.
Join New Eden Research today and never worry about queues again!
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Kaar
Art of War Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.09.21 11:55:00 -
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Im reserving the fishtank cam for this.
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Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.09.21 11:59:00 -
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Originally by: Kaar Im reserving the fishtank cam for this.
You're taking an underwater cam, to watch more water?
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CCP Navigator
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Posted - 2008.09.21 12:03:00 -
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Thread locked.
Intercepting e-mails from God and posting them on the forums is not permitted
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