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Na'Thuul
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2008.09.24 14:55:00 -
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"Here's your sign" ---
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Ethidium Bromide
Amarr ZEALOT WARRIORS AGAINST TERRORISTS Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.24 16:49:00 -
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Originally by: Sylithr
Quote: In a microwave oven manual: Do not use for drying pets.
So that's why my puppies keep exploding.
they don't actually explode
Originally by: George Petsch Nochricht: Dei schwarer StroinlSser trifftn Karli[Baatzis] und ruiniert erm so richtig de Dosn, 1343.7 schhodn, oida.
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kor anon
Amarr Sons Of The Fallen BROTHERS GRIM.
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Posted - 2008.09.24 17:01:00 -
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Originally by: Ethidium Bromide
Originally by: Sylithr
Quote: In a microwave oven manual: Do not use for drying pets.
So that's why my puppies keep exploding.
they don't actually explode
they should. It would make it more entertaining, albeit messier
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Ethidium Bromide
Amarr ZEALOT WARRIORS AGAINST TERRORISTS Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.24 17:09:00 -
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Originally by: kor anon
Originally by: Ethidium Bromide
Originally by: Sylithr
Quote: In a microwave oven manual: Do not use for drying pets.
So that's why my puppies keep exploding.
they don't actually explode
they should. It would make it more entertaining, albeit messier
microwave ovens are cheap nowadays, if you use expensive pets and some clear paint you could make sculptures of it.
in the 21st century you might even be able to sell them
Originally by: George Petsch Nochricht: Dei schwarer StroinlSser trifftn Karli[Baatzis] und ruiniert erm so richtig de Dosn, 1343.7 schhodn, oida.
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Tao Han
Ginnungagaps Rymdfarargille Blade.
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Posted - 2008.09.24 17:28:00 -
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Originally by: Sylithr
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Quote:
Wait, how else am I suppose to stop it, if not dangling my nuts over the blade?
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Ethidium Bromide
Amarr ZEALOT WARRIORS AGAINST TERRORISTS Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2008.09.24 17:32:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Tao Han
Originally by: Sylithr
On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Wait, how else am I suppose to stop it, if not dangling my nuts over the blade?
use other people's genitals?
Originally by: George Petsch Nochricht: Dei schwarer StroinlSser trifftn Karli[Baatzis] und ruiniert erm so richtig de Dosn, 1343.7 schhodn, oida.
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brakespear
Minmatar Heaven Up Here
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Posted - 2008.09.24 19:57:00 -
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On a pack of nicotine patches:
'Do not use if you are intolerant to nicotine'
Seriously, how serious a cigarette addiction problem you going to have if you're allergic to nicotine.... -------------------------------------------------- 'people will always be tempted to wipe their feet on anything with 'welcome' written on it.' |
Highwind Cid
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Posted - 2008.09.24 20:16:00 -
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They should just take the warning labels off and let the problem fix itself. Also fix up a law to cancel stupid lawsuits.
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Hotaru Stargazer
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Posted - 2008.09.24 20:40:00 -
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Originally by: Highwind Cid They should just take the warning labels off and let the problem fix itself. Also fix up a law to cancel stupid lawsuits.
Seconded.
Back to the topic; IIRC I once saw a warning label for a korean kitchen knife that read "Warning: Keep out of children."
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Imiarr Timshae
Caldari Funny Men In Funny Hats
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Posted - 2008.09.24 21:28:00 -
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Didn't smile.
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Sylithr
Caldari Grey Legion Corporation
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Posted - 2008.09.24 23:51:00 -
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Originally by: Ethidium Bromide
Originally by: Sylithr
Quote: In a microwave oven manual: Do not use for drying pets.
So that's why my puppies keep exploding.
they don't actually explode
They do if you give it a bath in petrol and tape dynamite to it before hand. |__________________________ |
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Fraszoid
Caldari Condottieri Industries The Economy
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Posted - 2008.09.25 02:56:00 -
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I believe there is a warning in mobile home manuals that cruise control is not autopilot. Some couple was doing a cross country trip, and the husband wanted a cup of coffee so he got up to make a cup in the back. A few moments later there was a turn in the road, and the mobile home flipped over when it drove off the road. He sued on the basis the manual didn't explicitly state that cruise control wasn't autopilot.
Personally I think people who start silly and pointless law suits should be listed on a website for all to see with a description of what they did so they can be shamed in public. -------------------------------------------------- Everyone is born right handed, only the great over come it.
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