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Khanh'rhh
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.29 16:39:00 -
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It is clear by now, that any other forum would (to offset all the anti-Mittens hate) have filled to the brim with everyone's favoritedest fluffy wuffy characters: My little pony.
Why doesn't Eve-O?
Clearly this is a conspiracy by CCP to prevent ponies from off-setting Goon hatred; they do not "support" images.
I mean, sure, other forums supported images back in 1843, but we're here with a forum that doesn't.
This is clearly a nerf to ponies.
This is clearly designed to hurt Goonswarm.
Given Eve is heading towards Hello Kittie online (but I prefer ponies, for sure. Ponies online, mebbe?) I think it's time we started working out where we all will fit into the new order.
Mittens is clearly Discord.
Also, I checked with the forum header and this is as "general" as a "discussion" can get, so I think I'm in the right place.
Also, also - please rate this thread on a 1-10 scale (for feedback and improvement) as there have been a lot of bad threads around in the past week and we need that to stop. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |
Annasys
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.29 16:47:00 -
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First reply in an amazing thread. |
Grumpy Owly
445
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Posted - 2012.03.29 16:48:00 -
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Shrubberies first? Bounty Hunting for CSM7
It's just criminal - Smuggling |
Khanh'rhh
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.29 16:50:00 -
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Grumpy Owly wrote:Shrubberies first?
I will allow it.
This is general discussion. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |
Kinroi Alari
Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters Ocularis Inferno
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Posted - 2012.03.29 17:10:00 -
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+1? Naw, +e, naturally! (Had to log in for an awesome thread!) |
AC Resonance
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.03.29 17:13:00 -
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posting in a "leave mittani alone" thread. |
Khanh'rhh
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
985
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Posted - 2012.03.29 17:18:00 -
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AC Resonance wrote:posting in a "leave mittani alone" thread.
Sir, you are inferring too much! - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |
Thorvik
Minmatar Ship Construction Services Ushra'Khan
33
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Posted - 2012.03.29 17:23:00 -
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Posting in favour of ponies!
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baltec1
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Posted - 2012.03.29 17:23:00 -
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Agreed, there is a lack of ponies |
Markus Reese
Debitum Naturae ROMANIAN-LEGION
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Posted - 2012.03.29 17:25:00 -
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Kinroi Alari wrote: +1? Naw, +e, naturally! (Had to log in for an awesome thread!)
if it is +e, I am guessing that is a natural log in. Dont forget to Ln off again! |
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Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
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Posted - 2012.03.29 17:27:00 -
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Khanh'rhh wrote:Given Eve is heading towards Hello Kittie online (but I prefer ponies, for sure. Ponies online, mebbe?) I think it's time we started working out where we all will fit into the new order. There is nothing wrong with the direction Eve online is headed.
Hello kitty apocs for all.
--Will Support Your Terrible Forum Thread For ISK-- |
baltec1
937
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Posted - 2012.03.29 17:32:00 -
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Khanh'rhh wrote:
Given Eve is heading towards Hello Kittie online (but I prefer ponies, for sure. Ponies online, mebbe?) I think it's time we started working out where we all will fit into the new order.
Ponies are badass
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Annasys
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.03.29 17:38:00 -
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I am hurt, nay suicidal, by this conspiracy that caters to the destruction, nay genocide, of an entire corporation.
Where is the outrage? Why haven't we, the paying customers, stood up in arms against this Machiavellian plot to disenfranchise the populace? Where will this end? Will we be required to soon post only in pink? Will we be required to soon post only about Kitties? I, for one, am not about to spend $1000 on a Hello Kitty Hurricane only to see that everyone else has been forced into the same.
Please, think of the ponies. Think of the Goons.
All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
Don't sit idly on your hands wailing in agony while genocide is committed in your name. |
Virgil Travis
GWA Corp
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Posted - 2012.03.29 17:59:00 -
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Do we get pony blueprints? |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
173
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Posted - 2012.03.29 18:01:00 -
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Ponywaffe made me do eet.... +1 |
Ender Karazaki
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
28
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Posted - 2012.03.29 18:04:00 -
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Ummm is this an EVE meme? And why ponies? |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
173
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Posted - 2012.03.29 18:07:00 -
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Ender Karazaki wrote:Ummm is this an EVE meme? And why ponies? Never ask why,only how much. |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
682
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Posted - 2012.03.29 18:11:00 -
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Nerf ponies, boost kittens! Here's your sign... |
Louis deGuerre
The Dark Tribe Against ALL Authorities
247
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Posted - 2012.03.29 19:29:00 -
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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/3795354/Luna.jpg FIRE FRIENDSHIP TORPEDOES ! Louis's epic skill guide v1.1 |
Kessiaan
Greater Order Of Destruction Happy Endings
139
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Posted - 2012.03.29 19:30:00 -
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Bronies are the new furries.
Also, in before the move to off-topic. My killboard - http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Kessiaan |
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Spy 21
Lonetrek Exploration and Salvage
8
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Posted - 2012.03.29 19:48:00 -
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With all the crap here there must a pony somewhere. |
Khanh'rhh
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
987
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Posted - 2012.03.29 19:54:00 -
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War Kitten wrote:Nerf ponies, boost kittens!
They absolutely need to nerf ponies.
Kittens are meant to be able to use their low sig radius to speed tank ponies. You just put a target painter on them (a laser pen works just awesome) and a small pack will claw it to pieces. Onlookers won't help, because d'awwwww
This is not how it happens, however.
Ponies stack leg braces (given to them by police officers, such as Sgt. Hakim and Lt. Gotan, the dynamic duo) and they're able to hit any kitty cat that isn't already pawing and mewling over it's hide. Worse than this, other ponies will come in (they operate in packs, see) and surround the first pony and throw kicks at range, where their big clumbsy legs don't have so much trouble with aim.
One pony kick hurts a kitty cat a lot
Ponies have so much meat to them that by the time the kittens have started hurting just one of them badly, the other ponies have kicked the whole kitten task force to death. It's ******* tragic.
The only solution the kittens have is to try to get ponies on their side and bring equal numbers of ponies, but KITTENS NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH PONIES so it's a non-optimal solution.
Most people are calling for Geneva to rule on the use of ponies in warfare. They say it's fine for the pony to carry a lot of allies into battle quickly, but very silly to make a world where it's ponies or bust.
So far the ruling powers that be have called for ponies to be given arthritis such that their legs only move at 50% of their normal speed, but a lot of pundits prefer the carry-only ruling suggesting people are far too invested in their ponies already, and will just create ways of making them mean kitten killers regardless. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |
Pok Nibin
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.03.29 20:39:00 -
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The flying saucer on the Presley Estate is missing a nut. You might want to apply. Don't fight it.-á Rejoin your Amarrian patriarchs.-á You know you want to. |
Khanh'rhh
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
988
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Posted - 2012.03.29 20:45:00 -
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Pok Nibin wrote:The flying saucer on the Presley Estate is missing a nut. You might want to apply.
I would draw a diagram about how far that post went over your head, but there's a quite narrow virtual limit in paint and I haven't pirated CS5 onto this PC yet. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |
CEO Rockhound
The Treehugger Corp
10
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Posted - 2012.03.29 20:47:00 -
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EVE is the Sandbox.
The sandbox should not be nerfed as that is the only thing good about EVE, a terrible game. |
Khanh'rhh
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
988
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Posted - 2012.03.29 21:14:00 -
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CEO Rockhound wrote:EVE is the Sandbox.
The sandbox should not be nerfed as that is the only thing good about EVE, a terrible game.
I laid out a clear groundwork about how nerfing ponies would result in less kitty cat death.
Sir, are you for death of kittens? - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's |
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CCP Phantom
C C P C C P Alliance
1125
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Posted - 2012.04.02 15:11:00 -
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Ponies? Not relevant to EVE General Discussion!
Thread locked. CCP Phantom - German Community Coordinator |
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