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Stele Toque
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.14 21:25:00 -
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I'm days away from getting into a Buzzard or Manticore. I looking to see what kinds of things people like to do with them be it normal stuff to completely out of the ordinary. Anything.
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LadyLubU2
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.10.14 21:41:00 -
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In before Merin. -- Sig:
NARF FALCONS!!!
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Liang Nuren
No Salvation
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Posted - 2008.10.14 21:43:00 -
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I like to put the damsel in distress while we're cloaked.
-Liang --
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Stele Toque
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.14 21:58:00 -
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Originally by: Liang Nuren I like to put the damsel in distress while we're cloaked.
I think it would be more distressing if you were uncloaked.
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No Homo
Gallente Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2008.10.14 22:27:00 -
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I usually troll the forums.
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Last Wolf
Umbra Wing
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Posted - 2008.10.14 22:35:00 -
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Call people noobs for not being able to kill me. __________________________________________________________
Originally by: Liang Nuren wrong forum isroy i am vjery drunm
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Gneeznow
Minmatar North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.10.14 22:36:00 -
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all of the above, trolling on the forums while smacking in local and fapping
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Liang Nuren
No Salvation
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Posted - 2008.10.14 22:41:00 -
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Originally by: Gneeznow all of the above, trolling on the forums while smacking in local and fapping
I usually tell blond jokes instead of smacking in local. It works, believe it or not. :P
-Liang --
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TimMc
Gallente The Motley Crew
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Posted - 2008.10.14 22:44:00 -
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Give commentary in hostile local about the **** you are watching.
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Xzar Fyrarr
Minmatar Shadow.
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Posted - 2008.10.14 23:23:00 -
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Goad someone into insulting you. Then insult yourself worse than they insulted you and LOL over the fact that they can't flame you worse than you are flaming yourself. It is hilarious to me at least.
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Stele Toque
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.14 23:23:00 -
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Originally by: TimMc Give commentary in hostile local about the p0rn you are watching.
Could be worse ... you could be giving us a play by play as you rub one out.
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Stele Toque
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.14 23:26:00 -
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Originally by: Xzar Fyrarr Goad someone into insulting you. Then insult yourself worse than they insulted you and LOL over the fact that they can't flame you worse than you are flaming yourself. It is hilarious to me at least.
this was just awesomeness!
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Tighty Whities
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Posted - 2008.10.14 23:27:00 -
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Whine about falcons. And beg for an Ibis boost.
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6Bagheera9
Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2008.10.15 05:41:00 -
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Flip cans empires and gank the haulers. Stealth bombers can lock immediately after decloaking and kill a hauler in 2-3 volleys. But what's really fun is to drop a can named, "Don't touch!" with a T2 module (nothing too expensive), this practically guarantees that some silly noob in a frig will take a peek. When they do, warn them again in local. Many will back off but a few will get ****y and tell you to f** off and take the module.'Decloaking sound', "Blamo!", and recloak. With a little luck, they'll never even see the bomber and as far as they know their ship just suddenly exploded. Local: "I told you not to touch that." You have now seriously freaked out some poor noob who will henceforth have an irrational fear of jetcans.
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Haniblecter Teg
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Posted - 2008.10.15 06:25:00 -
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The absolute most funnest thing to do while using the cloak is to afk in an enemies main ratting system for days at a time, then come on eve-o and defend it likes its a valid tactic. ----------------- Friends Forever |
Karrade Krise
Galatic P0RN Starz
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Posted - 2008.10.15 06:33:00 -
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Originally by: 6Bagheera9 Flip cans empires and gank the haulers. Stealth bombers can lock immediately after decloaking and kill a hauler in 2-3 volleys. But what's really fun is to drop a can named, "Don't touch!" with a T2 module (nothing too expensive), this practically guarantees that some silly noob in a frig will take a peek. When they do, warn them again in local. Many will back off but a few will get ****y and tell you to f** off and take the module.'Decloaking sound', "Blamo!", and recloak. With a little luck, they'll never even see the bomber and as far as they know their ship just suddenly exploded. Local: "I told you not to touch that." You have now seriously freaked out some poor noob who will henceforth have an irrational fear of jetcans.
This
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Artemis Rose
Varion Galactic Accord Corporate Enterprise Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.10.15 06:39:00 -
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1. Find an 0.0 space entity that is either NSBI or red to you. 2. Make safespot in an outpost system 3. Kill something 4. Cloak at safespot 5. AFK
You will be the most dangerous man in EVE. Your mere presence will send ratters to the forums screaming "OMFG RED CLOACKERS! NURF NERF!!"
*** Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2 WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Xori Ruscuv
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.10.15 07:03:00 -
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Scout
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Toolivus
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.10.15 07:57:00 -
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Alt tab.
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2008.10.15 07:59:00 -
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Originally by: 6Bagheera9 Flip cans empires and gank the haulers. Stealth bombers can lock immediately after decloaking and kill a hauler in 2-3 volleys. But what's really fun is to drop a can named, "Don't touch!" with a T2 module (nothing too expensive), this practically guarantees that some silly noob in a frig will take a peek. When they do, warn them again in local. Many will back off but a few will get ****y and tell you to f** off and take the module.'Decloaking sound', "Blamo!", and recloak. With a little luck, they'll never even see the bomber and as far as they know their ship just suddenly exploded. Local: "I told you not to touch that." You have now seriously freaked out some poor noob who will henceforth have an irrational fear of jetcans.
Made me giggle. Forum topic titled "A can made my ship explode" would make this complete.
Diary of a pod pilot |
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Dr Sheepbringer
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Posted - 2008.10.15 09:05:00 -
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Follow someone and mention all their movements in local. Then start adding "should i...or should i not", "how much was the security hit again?", "Hmm...how much was that module worth", " hhhmm...how long would it take to melt a <opponents shiptype>?"
Paranoia, it's the lulz.
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baltec1
Antares Shipyards Vanguard.
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Posted - 2008.10.15 11:24:00 -
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Post this in local
Then take a bite out of something.
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LadyLubU2
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.10.15 12:07:00 -
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Originally by: Tighty Whities Whine about falcons. And beg for an Ibis boost.
This, mainly the first bit though.
Fake-edit: Nerf falcons?! -- Sig:
NARF FALCONS!!!
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Kendar
Gallente Disney inc
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Posted - 2008.10.15 12:45:00 -
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spin your ship in space instead of in station
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Neyro7830
Gallente Stormfront A.W. Stormfront J.U.N.T.A.
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Posted - 2008.10.15 13:03:00 -
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Originally by: Kendar spin your ship in space instead of in station
This is exactly why I am training SB :D
And the frig vs jetcan thing, that was serious lulz. ------------------------------------------------ I am not responsible for the above post, because apparently, my cat has learned how to type. :3 |
SwindonBadger
0utbreak
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Posted - 2008.10.15 14:32:00 -
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Well when cloaks had just come out and coverts where still a twinkle in the eye I used to go hunting in curse with a thorax and proto cloak.
Tacktic is simple, Once u have the first kill mwd 150 + off the wreck and cloak (make sure u already take the good stuf and leave one unit of ammo , Wait patiently for dead guys buddys to turn up to retrieve loot of just curious if anything is left > uncloak and warp to wreck , by the time ur out of warp u can lock and kill. Repeet till enemy is wise/ out of ships.
Sabre with cloak > stupidly funny even solo, best trick, u arrive in system to find lots of hungry locals wanting to chase u... take some time to warp around making ss and bms above gates, then find a nice spawn in a belt..run up above the belt (give u best view) to 150 k + and make a bm). Making sure the belt is easliy visable from ur enemy groupe and not with 100 other things u could be warping to. Part 2 > get everybody in view at long range bm, wait a bit till people start to mwd towards u and then change direction and warp to the belt, drop a buble imidiatly and run up out of buble and warp to sniper point and cloak or just mwd in buble a bit and cloak before they see u . Wait for chasing ships to land at 0 in the midle of the buble :0 spawn will argo them and u then can have some chance to come back in and start pimping from ur nice viewing spot.
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Stele Toque
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.10.15 16:15:00 -
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Originally by: 6Bagheera9 You have now seriously freaked out some poor noob who will henceforth have an irrational fear of jetcans.
pees self ... i'm so doing this one.
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Last Wolf
Umbra Wing
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Posted - 2008.10.15 16:16:00 -
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Wait.. I thought missiles would do 0 damage if they hit while you were cloaked. __________________________________________________________
Originally by: Liang Nuren wrong forum isroy i am vjery drunm
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Andrue
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.10.15 16:16:00 -
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I watch what you're doing and take notes.
BTW:You can get an ointment for that now -- (Sarcastic mission running veteran, 4+ years)
[Brackley, UK]
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Brego Tralowski
Gallente Forever Night
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Posted - 2008.10.15 16:32:00 -
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Edited by: Brego Tralowski on 15/10/2008 16:33:45
Originally by: Last Wolf Wait.. I thought missiles would do 0 damage if they hit while you were cloaked.
Nope, I have tested this out and as long you are under 40km from the target they will still cause damage! Great for lowsec surprises, out of no-where a Navy Cruise slams into your enemies ship! I do this a lot in my Nemises -----------------------------------------------
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