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Katie Door
the united
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Posted - 2008.11.22 02:03:00 -
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check your mail box
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Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.11.22 02:05:00 -
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Edited by: Dantes Revenge on 22/11/2008 02:06:15
Petition CCP and see if a Dev can make the guy live up to his promise. It wouldn't be hard for one of them to "create" enough corpses for you using their DB tools. They would probably do it in a way that allows the DB to put that many corpses into the Charon hold without crashing.
Alternatively, Find a quiet system near some planet so it doesn't get disturbed, leave a secure can there with a name like "Trying to get 80,000 corpses to get married, please leave corpses here - see forum post". In case anyone stumbles across it. Then use what few corpses you can get to write "MARRY ME" in the sky with them. I don't think corpses have a screen icon so you might have to use a small secure can for each one and anchor the can in place. Make it big enough so that it's obvious that you've spent some time and isk doing it. A corpmate or alt might be of some help to get the positioning right from a certain viewpoint. Make a BM to the viewpoint and give the BM to the bf, telling him to go there.
If that doesn't impress him and make him marry you, find another guy.
-- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. All this has happened before and will happen again |
Dantes Revenge
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.11.22 02:19:00 -
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Originally by: 21 Salvager Some calculations:
Those are based on actually flying the Charon. He said to fill the hold and did not imply that she actually had to fly it so as long as the hold is filled, which you can do while it sits in the hangar, use the base hold size wihtout skills. It's not until you make the ship active that the skills become active to make your cargo size larger so even if you have the skills to fly it, you can let it sit in the hangar and fill just the base cargo capacity.
-- There's a simple difference between kinky and perverted. Kinky is using a feather to get her in the mood. Perverted is using the whole chicken. All this has happened before and will happen again |
Eve Spair
Caldari Caldari Excavations Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.22 11:43:00 -
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Originally by: Suva Orefinger Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 22/11/2008 01:28:04
Originally by: Eve Spair hmm... and why isnt this topic locked? i was sure begging for stuff was forbidden. i've seen other threads locked for that exact reason.
I'm not begging, in fact I have explicitly said I do not want peoples isk. Also, corpses are not sellable, refinable, etc, and you can not make money on them.
Wrong. There is a demand for corpses. I've personally been offered up to 2 mil per corpse. So you are begging for something valuable.
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Naomi Wynn
Amarr Red Dawn Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2008.11.22 12:56:00 -
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Edited by: Naomi Wynn on 22/11/2008 12:58:03 Edited by: Naomi Wynn on 22/11/2008 12:57:09 Wow this thread... Just, wow.
The most likely situation is that Suva made a bet with his\her friend(s) that s\he could get a certain ridiculous number of corpses. Knowing that a simple "help me win a bet" thread would get no responses, this obviously false marriage story was concocted to get all of you to follow along with it for the lulz, netting the OP a few iskies in RL.
GG, OP
Everyone else, you are welcome for my services. o7
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.22 18:48:00 -
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To the haters: Stop trying to hijack my thread. You know you are all wrong and you also know you cant build anything or use corpses for anything in eve because corpses are free to make; They are worthless. If you can prove otherwise by showing us exactly what ships/mods/whatever you can use corpses to build RIGHT NOW then do so, until then stop it.
Thanks to all the people sending singles contracts, or the people in amsen sending me loads.. I really appreciate it!
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Spurty
Caldari D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.11.22 18:57:00 -
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lol this is just so disturbing it HAS to be true.
Recommend you try to reach out to people in Privateers or anyone involved in empire wars. Heck, just turn on biomasses and visit the areas around the main market hubs in an interceptor.
I'll contract up a few if I see em to you. Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it." |
Fujiko MaXjolt
Caldari Templar Republic
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Posted - 2008.11.22 19:29:00 -
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Does it have to be all different corpses ? If not, I have an alt that i wouldn't mind podding 50 times or so for your noble cause
Mail me if interested.
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Vasili vonHolst
Minmatar Gargamel's Lair
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Posted - 2008.11.22 19:29:00 -
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Edited by: Vasili vonHolst on 22/11/2008 19:29:25
1. Contact a macro miner to a write a "pod your alt with your main" script. 2. Calculate ETA for desired number of corpses based on script. Add other alts and use a space PC or two if needed to decrease ETA. 3. Let EvE run 23/7 4. Set date for marriage. 5. Your new hubby watches his life dissolve into a statistic.
It can be done all on your own. Use your your gray matter. --->Movie: + Trillion damage to CareBear community |
Thiv Ila
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Posted - 2008.11.23 06:58:00 -
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I have about a dozen corpses for ya ... i sent ya an eve-mail with further details. GL!!
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Arthello
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Posted - 2008.11.23 07:06:00 -
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Didn't read the thread, but go to Torrinos and cross into EC-P. You'll get as many corpses you can possibly hold right there on that gate, unless you won't become one yourself that is.
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Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.11.23 22:01:00 -
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Yes I accept any corpses people dont want, it could be all the same character or it could be all different characters, or even just a single one. I just need corpses, he never said a special persons. :)
For the rest of you: If you ask me to contact you in game please reset your fee to the standard few thousand; I cant and will not be able to contact you if your fee is above that or in the millions like some have been.
Thanks!
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John'eh
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Posted - 2008.11.24 14:36:00 -
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How many do you have s far?
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mr passie
Minmatar Purgatorial Janitors Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.24 15:13:00 -
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I happen to be the caretaker of the stash of corpses from an old IAC ladyfriend. I don't remember how many but I believe there are hundreds if not 1000's of corpses in the stash(I think at least one gtc full). They are not actually mine but I think she wouldn't mind them going to a good cause (afaik she doesn't play anymore). If I can get them back after the wedding it would be awesome!
Problem is they are in 0.0, I don't know who owns the station right now (I think it was JZV) but if you or someone in the owning station could contact me ingame I'm sure I could set something up.
Also for rendering this service I will require one of your own corpses for..... other stuff
I'm a reversed paranoid schizophrenic. I have voices in my head I just think I don't hear them |
Tony Tibbs
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Posted - 2008.11.24 15:46:00 -
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i have ALOT of corpses due to my joy at podding carebears in low sec, but first i have a few questions.
1. will i be invited to the wedding 2. if so will there be cake and what sort 3. is it ok to contract from low sec, i can offer escort from station to gate it is next to high sec
contact me in game please i have no cspa charge
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.11.27 15:12:00 -
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Originally by: Suva Orefinger Edited by: Suva Orefinger on 14/11/2008 16:38:42 Attention PVPer's: You have the chance to make a guy settle down, force him to submit to one woman for the rest of his life. If you want to essentialy do the same as pod a 'carebear' in his best 'titan' ship - only in real life - please read on.
My bf joked today that if I filled a choron with corpses, he would marry me. He's kind of fond of testing peoples commitment, but he always follows through with his bets if they prove themselves.
I have known him for a while, and he would not say this unless he meant it. Thing is, looking at the charons cargo hold I dont think I can do it all myself.. but then again he never said I had to do it alone.
So here is the deal: I need your corpses. Contract, trade, I need them. I'm still kinda new and I dont have a lot of isk (I'm told that some people have millions of isk) but I want to try becouse I think he's worth it.
I know this is a strange thing to ask, but from what I have seen in this game so far Eve is filled with people who could help.
Please?
EDIT: Thanks guys!
1. When I asked him he said that he was not aware of the limit of items in a container; He told me the number of corpses is what matters here.
2. He knows how difficult this will be and said that was the idea; His quote: "Something easily gotten is not highly valued.".
3. I like to mine ore in Amsen, so if the corpses show up there I would be really happy. :)
Thank you for all your support!
Aquille's mom's alt detected! uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
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Courthouse
Merch Industrial GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.11.29 21:28:00 -
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Edited by: Courthouse on 29/11/2008 21:30:57 Amsen you say? Jihaaaaahahaha...I mean, Goonswarm's on the job. Always happy to help.
Edit: May have a couple hundred eve-cemetary corpses around here somewhere.
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Qordel
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.11.29 21:36:00 -
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I'm reminded of those Match.com commercials.
"I promise not to wear a nightgown to bed."
"I promise to never go to bed angry."
"I promise to take the trash out."
"Please love me. Please. PLEASE. God I'm so desperate. Please someone just love me! I'll do anything!"
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Komen
Gallente Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.11.29 21:42:00 -
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Originally by: Neth'Rae Edited by: Neth''Rae on 14/11/2008 07:50:44 Who wouldn't marry a girl that filled a entire charon with corpses?
But doesn't that mean you'll have to be able to fly it aswell? :P
If he doesn't want you, I'm available. Any girl who'd give her potential fiancee a freighter full of corpses is my kind of people.
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ShadowLord56
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Posted - 2008.11.29 21:48:00 -
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that Choron will have such a horrid smell i think it would kill any living person flying the damn thing
if you some how get the it filled i say you go down to low sec and get blown up. would be epic to try and loot it and find its filled with every dead guy and his dog in eve
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Berneh
Gallente Freelance Economics Astrological resources F.E.A.R Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.29 21:53:00 -
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i bet at least 25% of them are mine :D seriously ask anyone that knows me ...
OFFICIAL LEGION DIPLOMAT, TALK TO ME ABOUT TREES |
Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.12.01 01:05:00 -
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Sorry I have not been updateing; Thanksgiving got in the way :)
OK guys, at last count I have 4790 corpses out of the 9009 you all say I need so far. I'm still collecting, so if you have any I will gladly accept the contract! :)
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Commanders Heaven
Gallente Terran Robotics
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Posted - 2008.12.01 01:20:00 -
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Originally by: Suva Orefinger Sorry I have not been updateing; Thanksgiving got in the way :)
OK guys, at last count I have 4790 corpses out of the 9009 you all say I need so far. I'm still collecting, so if you have any I will gladly accept the contract! :)
A charon without skills contains 785000 M3 1 Corpse is 1 m3 This means your gonna need 785000 corpses. I would probally say this is impossible to comply unless you create a alt without anyskills and spamm pod yourself on a destination.
It's the members who make the corp, and not the other way around... |
Suva Orefinger
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Posted - 2008.12.01 15:57:00 -
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Originally by: Commanders Heaven
A charon without skills contains 785000 M3 1 Corpse is 1 m3 This means your gonna need 785000 corpses. I would probally say this is impossible to comply unless you create a alt without anyskills and spamm pod yourself on a destination.
Read the thread again :)
What people are saying is that there is a restriction on the number of items you can place in a Charon, so the total M3 does not matter as much as the number of corpses in this case becouse of that limitation. :)
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Dr Timura
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Posted - 2008.12.10 01:57:00 -
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Update please?
It would be fun to get a few folk together in Amsen and have a Concordokken orgy. Suva gets the corpses of course, that being the whole point... Anyone up for mass suicide in rookie ships?
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.12.10 02:01:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Timura Update please?
It would be fun to get a few folk together in Amsen and have a Concordokken orgy. Suva gets the corpses of course, that being the whole point... Anyone up for mass suicide in rookie ships?
CONCORD shoots pods now?
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Joe Starbreaker
Starbreaker Frigateers Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.10 07:17:00 -
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Suva, where is your Charon? I will send my alt there and suicide him a few dozen times. I hope you are at a station with a medical bay.
............. Now recruiting like-minded pilots. |
Cullen Forster
Gallente IBO CORP
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Posted - 2008.12.10 08:45:00 -
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Corpses are actually 2.0 m3, not 1.0 m3.
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Grim Fell
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Posted - 2008.12.14 23:12:00 -
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I want the rights to this story... this would make a great feel-good holiday movie of the week entitled:
Eve Holiday Miracle Staring Suva Orefinger Co-starring a Charon full of reeking corpses
Plot Overview: guy meets girl, guy asks for a freighter full of frozen bodies, guy marries girl after inventorying said freighter...
And introducing Little crippled Timmy, whose Oscar Winning performance overwhelmed critics as he both learns to walk and chain self destruct in Amsen. It just warms the heart! Jingle freaking Bells my fellow pilots ... *chokes up* ... I love you all...
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Psy Co
Caldari Psy Co Corp
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Posted - 2008.12.14 23:17:00 -
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Epic thread full of epicness.
I'll have a rumage through my hangars and sent any stiff ones your way.
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