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Lemage
Fine Goods for Fine Gentlemen
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Posted - 2008.11.16 04:17:00 -
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Attention industrialists: You have the chance to make a girl settle down, force her to submit to one man for the rest of her life.
My gf joked today that if I filled a choron with titan bpos, she would marry me. She's kind of fond of testing peoples commitment, but she always follows through with her bets if they prove themselves.
I have known her for a while, and she would not say this unless she meant it. Thing is, looking at the charons cargo hold I dont think I can do it all myself.. but then again she never said I had to do it alone.
So here is the deal: I need your titan bpos. Contract, trade, I need them. I'm still kinda new and I dont have a lot of isk (I'm told that some people have millions of isk) but I want to try becouse I think she's worth it.
I know this is a strange thing to ask, but from what I have seen in this game so far Eve is filled with people who could help.
Please?
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DubanFP
Caldari R.U.S.T.
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Posted - 2008.11.16 04:21:00 -
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lol good one. I love to laugh at these scams and people are so predictable about submitting to them. |
EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.11.16 04:35:00 -
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lmao |
Jakooni
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Posted - 2008.11.16 04:46:00 -
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I laughed
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Kiviar
Caldari Bloodmoney Incorporated
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Posted - 2008.11.16 04:53:00 -
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I think I would rather hear about his raven fit to be honest. ---
Certified elite hull tanker. |
5pinDizzy
Amarr Umpteenth Podding
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Posted - 2008.11.16 05:03:00 -
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Originally by: Kiviar I think I would rather hear about his raven fit to be honest.
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Tanaka Atsuko
Gallente Heretic Army Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2008.11.16 05:10:00 -
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ill do it but theres a catch i get to bang your chick first
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Muad' Dib
Gallente Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2008.11.16 06:04:00 -
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Originally by: Lemage Attention industrialists: You have the chance to make a girl settle down, force her to submit to one man for the rest of her life.
My gf joked today that if I filled a choron with titan bpos, she would marry me. She's kind of fond of testing peoples commitment, but she always follows through with her bets if they prove themselves.
I have known her for a while, and she would not say this unless she meant it. Thing is, looking at the charons cargo hold I dont think I can do it all myself.. but then again she never said I had to do it alone.
So here is the deal: I need your titan bpos. Contract, trade, I need them. I'm still kinda new and I dont have a lot of isk (I'm told that some people have millions of isk) but I want to try becouse I think she's worth it.
I know this is a strange thing to ask, but from what I have seen in this game so far Eve is filled with people who could help.
Please?
1 - does she loot like trainwreck or not ? if not procced to 2 2 - did she specify which server ? if not proceed to 4 4 - log on sisi and fill a charon with titan bpo's. --- I smack just for myself.
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MilowFV
Echo Heavy Industries
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Posted - 2008.11.16 06:10:00 -
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I ve only got 10 titan BPOs that I can spare at this time where should I sent them again? |
Serina Blight
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Posted - 2008.11.16 07:39:00 -
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lets do some math...
cargohold of a charon 785 000 m3 Volume of a titan bpo = 0.01 m3
Number of titan bpo that you would need = 78,5 million bpo
1 bpo = 64 000 million isk 300 mill isk = 15$ 1 titan bpo = 3200 $
Cost of filling a charon with titan bpo = 250 billion $
Face it, your gf has no intention of marring you or she's really the most expensive girl in the world...
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Baldour Ngarr
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.11.16 07:48:00 -
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And in practice, probably cost a lot more than that. I'm pretty sure the illegal-ISK-selling market, even were you to use it, does not have 250 billion dollars' worth of ISK to supply to him. If a demand that size suddenly appeared, the price of illegal ISKs would skyrocket. |
Neth'Rae
Gallente Decorum Inc Tygris Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.16 07:55:00 -
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Forum experts are calling this a parody thread. |
Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.11.16 08:07:00 -
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Originally by: Neth'Rae Forum experts are calling this a parody thread.
Originally by: Akita T
Seriously ?
...wow... I'm such a forum ho' !
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Xindi Kraid
Caldari Cerulean Sky Fire Industries
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Posted - 2008.11.16 08:12:00 -
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Originally by: Neth'Rae Forum experts are calling this a parody thread.
Except I liked the charon filled with corpses idea better -So says Xindi Kraid
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Neth'Rae
Gallente Decorum Inc Tygris Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.16 08:13:00 -
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Originally by: Xindi Kraid
Originally by: Neth'Rae Forum experts are calling this a parody thread.
Except I liked the charon filled with corpses idea better
but that one was real? :P
I do Sigs, Banners and other Graphics for ISK. |
Lance Fighter
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.11.16 08:17:00 -
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Originally by: Neth'Rae
Originally by: Xindi Kraid
Originally by: Neth'Rae Forum experts are calling this a parody thread.
Except I liked the charon filled with corpses idea better
but that one was real? :P
who cares, its still funny as hell :D |
UGLYUGLY
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.11.16 08:39:00 -
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You could fill one with stemless roses.
But be a man. Exotic dancers, live stock and Quafe ultra. "you and me baby are going to ride this sick boat of life." |
D4RK 0NE
testicular Fortitude Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.11.16 10:10:00 -
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will send u a titan bpo if u promise to find this girl and marry her instead
hotgirlforyou |
Bimjo
Caldari Domination. Sc0rched Earth
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Posted - 2008.11.16 10:45:00 -
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do it on test server,and see her face when you do (I presume you can buy the bpo's for 100 isk each on test server?) ====================
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PoWeR1
Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.11.16 11:03:00 -
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Originally by: D4RK 0NE will send u a titan bpo if u promise to find this girl and marry her instead
hotgirlforyou
I have never laughed so much in my life!!!!!!
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D4RK 0NE
testicular Fortitude Pirate Coalition
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Posted - 2008.11.16 11:22:00 -
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Originally by: PoWeR1
Originally by: D4RK 0NE will send u a titan bpo if u promise to find this girl and marry her instead
hotgirlforyou
I have never laughed so much in my life!!!!!!
page 10 -28 is the best :D think she might become part of my new sig
Redefining insanity 1 day at a time....
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Pestachi0
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Posted - 2008.11.16 11:24:00 -
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Originally by: D4RK 0NE will send u a titan bpo if u promise to find this girl and marry her instead
hotgirlforyou
are you certain she's not a vampire?
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Freak Bus
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Posted - 2008.11.16 11:31:00 -
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Originally by: Lemage I'm told that some people have millions of isk
Especially made me laugh :D
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CCP Navigator
C C P
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Posted - 2008.11.16 11:43:00 -
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Please do not post spin off threads.
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