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Pete X
Minmatar Prophets Of a Damned Universe Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.20 08:11:00 -
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some one make up a excuse for me plz i have to go to work in 30mins !
im supposed to be fixing a aston martin db9 today but im to lazy to do it :(
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SpaceSavage
Omega Fleet Enterprises Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.11.20 08:15:00 -
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Where do you work bro? _______________
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Davina Braben
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Posted - 2008.11.20 08:15:00 -
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Edited by: Davina Braben on 20/11/2008 08:16:42 Well... saying you could **** through the eye of a needle is always a good excuse.
Nobody asks for too many details and nobody really wants you around the office. It also tends to clear up quick so you don't have to remember to act sick the next day.
The problem is though everyone uses that.
Oooh... what about you've got a sinus infection and when you lie down you have trouble breathing because you're swallowing so much phlegm?
You do fix cars on one of those wheely boards from underneath?
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Pete X
Minmatar Prophets Of a Damned Universe Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.20 08:17:00 -
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Originally by: SpaceSavage Where do you work bro?
prodrive banbury england xD
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Pete X
Minmatar Prophets Of a Damned Universe Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.20 08:18:00 -
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Originally by: Davina Braben Edited by: Davina Braben on 20/11/2008 08:16:42 Well... saying you could **** through the eye of a needle is always a good excuse.
Nobody asks for too many details and nobody really wants you around the office. It also tends to clear up quick so you don't have to remember to act sick the next day.
The problem is though everyone uses that.
Oooh... what about you've got a sinus infection and when you lie down you have trouble breathing because you're swallowing so much phlegm?
You do fix cars on one of those wheely boards from underneath?
lol to the wheely boards no i use pits and ramps xD
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Davina Braben
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Posted - 2008.11.20 08:20:00 -
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Oh noes.
Well it's either the trots or something that would prevent you being around dangerous machinery then.
...
Do I seem to have entirely too much practice at this?
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Yarsk Hunters DeaDSpace Coalition
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Posted - 2008.11.20 08:37:00 -
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call ur boss and tell him ur car broke
looooooooool uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹnʇɐuƃıs ʎɯ ƃuıpɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ
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Pete X
Minmatar Prophets Of a Damned Universe Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.20 08:41:00 -
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Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar call ur boss and tell him ur car broke
looooooooool
i drive a honda 950cc tho xD
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Pete X
Minmatar Prophets Of a Damned Universe Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.20 09:00:00 -
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yay got the day off work! gonna sit at home n smoke some weed |
Roxanna Kell
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2008.11.20 09:01:00 -
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Hello boss, i left home early this morning to come to work, but while on the buss stop a women crossed the road and got hit by a car, since i knew who the women is, the paramedics asked me to stay with her if possible when they arrived 20 minutes later, iam nw in the hospital (use the local name) and she s not doing well, i am very traumatized and worried about her life.
I will come to work as soon as i can, but right now this unforeseen event is taking priority. BREATH HEAVILY. sorry gtg hospital guard is telling me off.
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Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2008.11.20 09:05:00 -
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You work at prodrive and don't want to go to work? |
Pete X
Minmatar Prophets Of a Damned Universe Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.20 09:14:00 -
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Originally by: Tzar'rim You work at prodrive and don't want to go to work?
yes try working for 4months with 1 day off a week and tell em you wouldnt want a day off during the week |
Voltain
BEER Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.20 09:27:00 -
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Edited by: Voltain on 20/11/2008 09:34:17 Lazy bugger!
Laugh if your boss reads this somehow.
Originally by: Pete X i drive a honda 950cc tho xD
Is it a 954cc Blade, cira 2003?
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Privavarian
Gallente Evil Activities United For 0rder
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Posted - 2008.11.20 09:32:00 -
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Originally by: Roxanna Kell Hello boss, i left home early this morning to come to work, but while on the buss stop a women crossed the road and got hit by a car, since i knew who the women is, the paramedics asked me to stay with her if possible when they arrived 20 minutes later, iam nw in the hospital (use the local name) and she s not doing well, i am very traumatized and worried about her life.
I will come to work as soon as i can, but right now this unforeseen event is taking priority. BREATH HEAVILY. sorry gtg hospital guard is telling me off.
hahah, classic ---- Pic of my in my basement. http://img528.imageshack.us/my.php?image=brian1sp3.jpg |
Xue XinMao
West Wind Waylanders
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Posted - 2008.11.20 09:48:00 -
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Originally by: Roxanna Kell Hello boss, i left home early this morning to come to work, but while on the buss stop a women crossed the road and got hit by a car, since i knew who the women is, the paramedics asked me to stay with her if possible when they arrived 20 minutes later, iam nw in the hospital (use the local name) and she s not doing well, i am very traumatized and worried about her life.
I will come to work as soon as i can, but right now this unforeseen event is taking priority. BREATH HEAVILY. sorry gtg hospital guard is telling me off.
very creative, and original :D |
ReaperOfSly
Gallente Zetsubou Corp
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Posted - 2008.11.20 10:35:00 -
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You lazy ****er, go to work.
I would laugh so much if your boss reads this and tracks down your eve name to you. ____________________
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ouroboros trading
Gallente Medics On Fire
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Posted - 2008.11.20 10:36:00 -
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phone in dead.
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annoing
Fallen Angel's
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Posted - 2008.11.20 11:55:00 -
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Tbh, how could you want to stay at home when you could be working on an Aston?
If I ever played the lottery and then won it, I would spend every single penny of my winnings on Astons. Greatest car on the planet.
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mamolian
Madhatters Inc.
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Posted - 2008.11.20 13:00:00 -
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Make sure to state here where your working just how much you hate the place. That'll be a sure way to ensure you won't have to go to work shortly |
ReaperOfSly
Gallente Zetsubou Corp
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Posted - 2008.11.20 13:17:00 -
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Originally by: mamolian Make sure to state here where your working just how much you hate the place. That'll be a sure way to ensure you won't have to go to work shortly
Yeah give us your real name and your boss' phone number too |
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P'uck
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Posted - 2008.11.20 14:26:00 -
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First you should make sure your boss doesn't play eve, actually. |
Patch86
Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.20 14:45:00 -
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Originally by: P'uck First you should make sure your boss doesn't play eve, actually.
Not just doesn't, but never will. These forum threads are permanent, you know. If he ever Eve-Searches "Prodrive Banbury" guess what he'll find ------
Originally by: Micheal Dietrich You can even get a midget with a camera to sit on the floorboard.
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Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.11.20 15:40:00 -
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Thread bookmarked and emailed to the company
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eyesoftheworld
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.11.20 15:43:00 -
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The best excuse ever. Horza's banned :( |
baltec1
R.U.S.T. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2008.11.20 16:13:00 -
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Originally by: Pete X
Originally by: Tzar'rim You work at prodrive and don't want to go to work?
yes try working for 4months with 1 day off a week and tell em you wouldnt want a day off during the week
currently working 7 days a week on night shift with 8 hours rest between 2 of them |
Micheal Dietrich
Caldari Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.11.20 16:16:00 -
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Originally by: baltec1
Originally by: Pete X
Originally by: Tzar'rim You work at prodrive and don't want to go to work?
yes try working for 4months with 1 day off a week and tell em you wouldnt want a day off during the week
currently working 7 days a week on night shift with 8 hours rest between 2 of them
Well I currently work 4 10's and get Friday-Sunday off and I'll be seeing a 2 week vacation once my shift is over today.
oh wait..... |
Sniper Wolf18
Gallente Apocalypse Ponies H E L I C O N
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Posted - 2008.11.20 17:02:00 -
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Scream that the pink fuzzy elves are eating your golden elephants again.
And above all, read my sig! |
Xrak
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.11.20 17:32:00 -
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/10/23/sickie_woo/ |
Kyanzes
Amarr Utopian Research I.E.L. Hedonistic Imperative
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Posted - 2008.11.20 17:33:00 -
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In such cases you should simply say that:
- you feel terrible and simply wish to have a day off (not sick or any stupid lies, you simply feel mentally exhausted or something, which is basically true) or - you have some family matters to attend to that can't wait
How about simply taking a day off? |
Iva Soreass
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.11.20 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Well I currently work 4 10's and get Friday-Sunday off and I'll be seeing a 2 week vacation once my shift is over today.
oh wait.....
Ahah same as me :D work 4 10's mon to thurs and have a long weekend every weekend :), sure you dont work for the same company ido ^^? |
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