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ViperVenom
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.26 15:05:00 -
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Originally by: ErinMcPhatStain Worse than the Cyvok loss...
2008.11.26 18:28
Victim: Jin Roh Corp: Wreckles abaddon Alliance: G00DFELLAS Faction: NONE Destroyed: Avatar System: CZDJ-1 Security: 0.0 Damage Taken: 2088495
Involved parties:
Name: Guristas Demolisher / Guristas (laid the final blow) Damage Done: 2088495
o0; Is this for real? Titan downed by an NPC belt rat?
http://goodfellas.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=889069
C'mon Goodfellas... reply about this
Wait this guy lost a Titan in .5 space? I detect fail Thread failure... http://goodfellas.killmail.org/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=26808 2 Titan kills by Npc in 1 hours? Thats real FAIL....
--Yarring in a system near you--
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Erdiere
Minmatar Brutor tribe
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Posted - 2008.11.26 15:26:00 -
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Guristas Demolisher vs. Avatar... yeah, the poor titan didn't have a snowball's chance in hell... I mean, come on, "DPS: 13.12hp/s" for c*rist sake!
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big miker
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.11.26 15:54:00 -
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Got anather epic fail situation
A few guys i know proposed to build a small faction ship gang to pvp with ( this is a very long time ago tough ) with faction BS's and cruisers. Right, so i bought my very first faction cruiser the vigilant with a few faction mods fitted on it and railguns. ( i know, epic fail but it was my first ever fitted faction cruiser )
So we meeted up in some system and i found out no one was ectualy flying a faction ship . So i ectualy spended 200 mill isk for a ship and setup for 'nothing'. Especialy in the epic fail way i lost it .
It took a very long time untill we ectualy started flying around so in the meantime i asked a gangmember for a 1vs1 to test my brand new vigiland ( 0.5 sec system ). I locked him and activated my guns and the next thing that happened was 'lagg - pew pew - lagg - pop'. I didn't fired at a corp m8 but at a gang member which wasn't in my corp = concorde agression. so, pop my vigilant goes! poor thing :(
I ectualy can 'lol' at it now tough
regards, big miker
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Spider Silva
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Posted - 2008.11.26 15:59:00 -
[94]
my epic fail was
I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE WYVERN
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Holy Lowlander
Comply Or Die G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.11.26 16:19:00 -
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we had some guys attacking a pos with 3 motherships without support some time ago. When they got tackeled they also warped in a titan. Still no support in system.
Titan + 2 nyx got ****d by a sub-cap fleet :)
fail imo.
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Holy Lowlander
Comply Or Die G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2008.11.26 16:20:00 -
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Originally by: ViperVenom
Originally by: ErinMcPhatStain Worse than the Cyvok loss...
2008.11.26 18:28
Victim: Jin Roh Corp: Wreckles abaddon Alliance: G00DFELLAS Faction: NONE Destroyed: Avatar System: CZDJ-1 Security: 0.0 Damage Taken: 2088495
Involved parties:
Name: Guristas Demolisher / Guristas (laid the final blow) Damage Done: 2088495
o0; Is this for real? Titan downed by an NPC belt rat?
http://goodfellas.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=889069
C'mon Goodfellas... reply about this
Wait this guy lost a Titan in .5 space? I detect fail Thread failure... http://goodfellas.killmail.org/?a=corp_detail&crp_id=26808 2 Titan kills by Npc in 1 hours? Thats real FAIL....
Those wheren't posted by goodfellas members ... some guy faking kills on kb ...
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Princess Jodi
Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.26 16:24:00 -
[97]
3 years ago I was autopiloting a Freighter full of POS fuels in empire on the day that the Drone Regions opened. Corpmate wanted to know what system we were gonna set up POS's in first, and being that it was new space I wasn't sure of the name. But I could remember the name next to it...soo.... Opened map, set destination to that system, then examined the map for the system name my corpmate needed.
We then proceeded to chat for another 10 min as my ship happily jumped thru empire... then thru the Taisy gate, then M-0. Hey... what's up with this guy shooting me?
Freighter + 3 billion in Pos fuel goes boom. All personal isk too.
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Lord Zoran
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2008.11.26 16:25:00 -
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Edited by: Lord Zoran on 26/11/2008 16:24:59 forgetting cap boosters always gets me but i've forgot to put hardeners on a few times most fail i've had i'd say is after pirating for a while i go back to high sec and ask for a 1 vs 1, forgetting i wasn't in low sec i didnt take his can and instead i shot soon as i saw him at the ss, needless to say my new rigged myrm soon went pop to concord hehe
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mad27k
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Posted - 2008.11.26 16:30:00 -
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not really my fail....but my scout failed me during the 0-2 siege
was waiting to jump into 0-2, scout told me it was clear, so i jump, then the scout realises hes on station....
however i then failed a bit, i didnt want to risk bouncing off the gate and lose my snakes too, so i just burned out the bubble and died, saved pod though, but now i think about it i could have probably made it to the gate and lived...
http://kb.eve-gods.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=61296
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Stan Smith
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Posted - 2008.11.26 16:31:00 -
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1. A corpmate (not me) of mine takes a Republic Fleet Firetail into a level 2 mission... it dies
2. I passive tank a raven, pay more attention to corp chat instead of the battle, i'm in armor and warp out with 11% structure. it's 2am and i dont want to go 12 jumps for a large hull repper, decide i'll remote hull rep with my basilisk. take raven to a safespot, eject, wait a few seconds... BOOM! then i realize: without my skills the ship had 0% hull...
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Tryber
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Posted - 2008.11.27 12:36:00 -
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Originally by: Stan Smith 1. A corpmate (not me) of mine takes a Republic Fleet Firetail into a level 2 mission... it dies
2. I passive tank a raven, pay more attention to corp chat instead of the battle, i'm in armor and warp out with 11% structure. it's 2am and i dont want to go 12 jumps for a large hull repper, decide i'll remote hull rep with my basilisk. take raven to a safespot, eject, wait a few seconds... BOOM! then i realize: without my skills the ship had 0% hull...
Doesn't a passive tanked Raven fail by itself already? :)
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Granmethedon III
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
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Posted - 2008.11.27 12:41:00 -
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Shortly after Trinity came out was out in my shiny and way too expensive for what it is Hyena, long roam became very long and more alcohol was consumed. Eventually we jump into Keberz from HED, however, me not being aware of much went and tried to gank the hostile ceptor on the gate.... whoopsie.
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Sergeant Spot
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.11.27 12:58:00 -
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My first trip into 0.0, in my first cruiser, my first encounter with another ship in 0.0.....
I was on my way to BNC's 0.0 home at the time (long before BoB was even a twinkle in Sir Molle's eye...). BNC at the time had fairly serious entry requirements, but then (as now), if you are KNOWN to senior folks, its opens a lot of doors.
Anyway, I was in my Blackbird, and I see.... another blackbird. I think to myself "ok, about like my ship, I should be ok" I even leaned back in my chair, taking my hands off my key board.....
...and then my ship started exploding. (Back then blackbirds could fire cruise missiles)
I resolved then and there that I would NEVER let something like that happen again (the ship lose did not bother me much, but the carelessness did bother me.)
It also inspired me to make my own Bookmark sets, and I became THE best Bookmark maker in Eve, better than anyone else. A few other players made more bookmark sets, and even of decent quality, but NO ONE matched may quality. There is not one Bookmark I ever published that EVER, on ANY use, even once landed someone outside jump range (although station resizing caused a lot of my docking Bookmarks to cause serious bounce....)
Play nice while you butcher each other.
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mybispic
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Posted - 2008.11.27 13:00:00 -
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Was doing missions in high with my corpmate, i was in a mega he in a raven, so after we are done i go to see if overseer is spawned (WC) and he warp back to station, while flying at gate he returns and target me, we do this all the time so i think sure thing, cant beat his tank anyways, to make a long story short i instapopped his manticore that he wanted to try out. On the ts it was NO NO DONT SHOOT.....OOPS
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Mikal Drey
Minmatar Priory Of The Lemon Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.27 13:03:00 -
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hey hey
Recon 1/3 - done Recon 2/3 - done Recon 3/3 - warp to mission, go afk to make a cup of tea.
turns out it wasnt 3/3 and i warped back to 2/3 in error and obviously the spawn had arrived. Scratch 1 gist booster. tyo add to the epic failure it turns out CCP removed all static complexes and the Gist prices had skyrocketed.
Epic fail #2 couple weeks ago i too my fenrir into a 0.4. when i undocked i was bumped by a hostile helios. thats not a prob as i got an undock Bm sorted. whoops no bm (forgot to trade it from alt) im getting the bump like crazy and im not in docking range anymore. i spam warp to a celestial. nice moon, nice pos, nice explosion.
**** happens and you move on :)
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Neddy Fox
Gallente Paxton Industries Paxton Federation
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Posted - 2008.11.27 13:10:00 -
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Edited by: Neddy Fox on 27/11/2008 13:10:33 Edit : Loosing != losing.
Taking out my shiny new Hyperion in empire to a lvl4 mission, with autotargetting on, weapons hot, and an out of corp alt repping my hyperion.. Fill in the rest :P
And losing a faction fitted domi to a droneplex because I was too drunk to notice I was against some structure; when trying to warp out it just didn't happen :(
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Gar'Rok
Imperium Technologies B.L.A.C.K.
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Posted - 2008.11.27 13:25:00 -
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Got 2 for ya.
Reports came through intel that there were 4 carriers in a system. I hop in my Stiletto 2 systems out and race into an epic battle. We manage to take out all four carriers, plus about 30 support after everything is done. I made it out with about 17% structure. We're flying home and I'm racing with a 'ranis and a Sabre when my phone rings, I go into warp, a nice long one and answer the phone. It's my g/f, we start chatting it up, and I'm wandering around in my apartment when I hear over TS "What did we just lose?". I peek in the door to see my pod sitting on top of my wreck. Gate rats.
Most recent epic fail, we were out roaming 0.0 and harrassing the locals, had an epic night, we even got to finish off a faction fitted Raven's officer spawn. I grab the faction loot and am carrying it in my Sabre. I'd had this Sabre for 7 or 8 months now, never lost it, I also had never flown it with somewhere around 500ml of rum in my system. We fall for a stupid trap, battleships start to warp in. TS is asking if everyone got out, our FC keeps saying my name, telling me I should get out, get out. I responded, "I'm trying, goin as fast as I can! Can't get range..." I gave 2 Domi's enough time to lock me, neut me, and pop my sabre with somewhere around 2b worth of loot in it's hold as well as dual polys. Never did remember putting polycarbs on that thing, but it had em. Apparently, I wasn't moving at all, which is why I couldn't escape the Domis, I swear that I was, even to this day. Then again, I had enough rum in my system to drunk up a fully crewed schooner that evening.
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Ratchman
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Posted - 2008.11.27 13:37:00 -
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My epic fail was when I was flying in a fleet and the FC fleet warped us. Unfortunately, my Typhoon finished the warp inside the gate, stuck, and with no way out.
To free myself, I jumped, straight into a forty man fleet. Pew Pew 'Splode, Pod Leaves Skidmarks As It Leaves.
The worst part of it was, I knew that fleet was on the other side of the gate, but just forgot about it when I had my great idea if jumping.
In space, no-one can heard you scream. They can hear the sound of your forhead being slapped, though.
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Ancy Denaries
Caldari Solaris Operations
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Posted - 2008.11.27 13:48:00 -
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Edited by: Ancy Denaries on 27/11/2008 13:48:32 My epic fail isn't really epic, but it ****ed me on nonetheless.
Had been living in Syndicate Y9G for a bit with our shiny alliance and I was having my Cov Ops bringing some blueprints down from high sec while I was flying around looking for a fight in my Harbinger on my main. I hop into a system, nothing in overview, suddenly I can't warp and I get webbed. I hear the sound of autocannos and see my shield start dropping. Wtf?
I had been attacked by some guys that were set to blue. Oh great, fail on our diplomacy, oh well. I proceed to fight back and end up loosing horribly to an Arazu and a Rapier :(
Oh well, I think and pod back to base to get another. Look over at my alts screen and see his pod floating over a wreckage that used to be my rigged Cov Ops Anathema with blueprints in it. When I got into a fight on my main, I forgot about my alt and left him floating at a gate with 3 BS and 3 BCs.
Balance is important, but you will always adapt to changing circumstances and you don't whine about stuff you can't change. |
Tiirae
The New Era HUZZAH FEDERATION
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Posted - 2008.11.27 14:27:00 -
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Originally by: Sergeant Spot My first trip into 0.0, in my first cruiser, my first encounter with another ship in 0.0.....
I was on my way to BNC's 0.0 home at the time (long before BoB was even a twinkle in Sir Molle's eye...). BNC at the time had fairly serious entry requirements, but then (as now), if you are KNOWN to senior folks, its opens a lot of doors.
Anyway, I was in my Blackbird, and I see.... another blackbird. I think to myself "ok, about like my ship, I should be ok" I even leaned back in my chair, taking my hands off my key board.....
...and then my ship started exploding. (Back then blackbirds could fire cruise missiles)
I resolved then and there that I would NEVER let something like that happen again (the ship lose did not bother me much, but the carelessness did bother me.)
It also inspired me to make my own Bookmark sets, and I became THE best Bookmark maker in Eve, better than anyone else. A few other players made more bookmark sets, and even of decent quality, but NO ONE matched may quality. There is not one Bookmark I ever published that EVER, on ANY use, even once landed someone outside jump range (although station resizing caused a lot of my docking Bookmarks to cause serious bounce....)
It takes a special kind of guy to try and post in an epic fail thread and just end up stroking his wang. This is about failure you dolt. Perhaps if your bookmarks had never landed anyone INSIDE jump range, it would have been worth reading.
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Ancy Denaries
Caldari Solaris Operations
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Posted - 2008.11.27 14:50:00 -
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Originally by: Tiirae It takes a special kind of guy to try and post in an epic fail thread and just end up stroking his wang. This is about failure you dolt. Perhaps if your bookmarks had never landed anyone INSIDE jump range, it would have been worth reading.
He does however fail at being cool in this thread of fail, so...he does kinda fail...at life.
Balance is important, but you will always adapt to changing circumstances and you don't whine about stuff you can't change. |
Ryan Darkwolf
Amarr Sins Of Lost Souls
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Posted - 2008.11.27 14:56:00 -
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Edited by: Ryan Darkwolf on 27/11/2008 14:58:38 My epic phail was last night T-T
I was doing some crappy mission trying to get my standings back up so i can use jumpclones..when I fell asleep......turns out that active tanking wont prevent you from dieing when you are being pelted for over 3 hours...i woke up to my paladin exploding and lost all my faction gear T-T ------------------- To bring equality to the world, if your character is female then you will now have a female corpse when podkilled.. What will CCP think of next? |
Siege
Minmatar Siegecraft Bounty Hunting
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Posted - 2008.11.27 15:28:00 -
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Well, there was this one time when my other character was at war in empire. Found a Bhaalgorn in Hisoufad trying to act tough for his corp, making a show of force.... by flying around 45km off of a station. He proceeded to ORBIT at that distance, for about a half hour until we could get there with enough to take down him and his T1 cruiser fleet escort. (20 jumps, pre warp-to-zero).
We found he had a full officer fit, we made about 8 billion from what dropped and a similar value popped with the ship. I think he quit eve.
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Little known Eve fact, The original race names were: Amarr Empire, Caldar Empire, Minmatar Republic, The Jovians, and The Remanaquie Federation. |
Balling2k9
YarrBurger INC
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Posted - 2008.11.27 15:39:00 -
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Edited by: Balling2k9 on 27/11/2008 15:44:24 The guy above me posted Epic Win in a Epic Fail Thread
Lastnite i think i could **** henney. I was trying to gank a Hauler off the Ami gate and i was in a 1600 Plate Rupture. Now i knew the hauler had good stuff cuz on the other side of the gate my alt was there cargo scanning. So it jump thru Im like bet ez isk a few bpo/bpc sounds great to me.. It enters Ami i scram start to Pwn it...Y is it not dieing? Im useing Hail its close range.. I dont get it. Then i look its a Deep Space Transport... By this time im like screw this this is slow death to gate gun..Wait i cant warp? It had me scramed then ha-ha 12 man fleet come pwn me/my pod FAILED. It was a trap. I had a 1pt scram i never had it scramed it was a trap to get me to agress and get pwned. And the bpc/bpo i seen were 1 run copys. All i could say was well played well played. I think i really suck at eve or people are really good.
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D'Artagnan
Bladerunners KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2008.11.27 21:39:00 -
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Back in the day when battleships were very few and far between, Rona had one of the first Megathron BPO's I got the first one off the production line. I went away for the weekend having loaned my nice shiney megathron to a member "Acks I think."
I returned to fine my nice new mega was nothing but space dust.
That made me sad :(
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Balling2k9
YarrBurger INC
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Posted - 2008.12.01 02:19:00 -
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This is a Yarr bump! War Decing noobs.. but you find out that the noobs are Alts of very very good 0.0 pvp corp and getting pwned. yup failure.
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Clarijyn
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Posted - 2008.12.02 07:16:00 -
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Corp planned a PVP competition, only frigates allowed and T1 stuff. Anyway I buy a frig and decide to try out smart bombs seeing as I've only been using rails since starting eve, hoping to get the jump on them.
So I train up to lvl 3 bombs and fit the ship and warp to a moon to test the smarts and their cap usage. Activate smarts and start poking around in my char sheet. Next thing I know I've aggressed someone and concord is right in my face. I go pop just before being able to warp off.
PC just did it for giggles.
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Andrue
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.12.02 08:05:00 -
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Edited by: Andrue on 02/12/2008 08:05:48 Another from the archives of a veteran.
Back in '04 I was mining in Rasile. Now those were the days when there were a lot of asteroids in belts. I did the usual jet can trick and sat there mining for a while. Eventually had to go and get my Bestower. Arrived back and discovered there was no way to get to the can because it was deep in a pile of 'roids.
This was also of course before the tractor beam was available - although I don't know if I could have got the can out even with one of those.
-- (Sarcastic mission running veteran, 4+ years)
[Brackley, UK]
My budgie can say "ploppy bottom". You have been warned. |
Mordu skal
Hauling hogs
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Posted - 2008.12.02 09:15:00 -
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In my first weeks in eve i was the proud owner of a newly acquired osprey, fitted with t1 miners and one small missile launcher. I was amazed as how fast i could mine in that thing and wanted to fill a can fully that night. When a frig rat turned up on the screen i targeted it, but it was still out of my range for the missiles. Then another guy warped in the belt, i didn't know better then and targeted him so i could keep an eye on him, don't want him stealing my ore. The rat comes closer and i fire my missile... at the guy. Hadn't even the time to type sorry, he lolled of cause.
I was in pain but thought well i better get my hauler so nobody will steal this ore, so i docked in my pod and took my hauler out, pew bang pod :( , didn't know much about aggression timers until then, didn't came out the station after that for half on hour
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HankMurphy
Minmatar Pelennor Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.12.02 10:22:00 -
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first, i'm loving this thread!
ok, so in my first week (four+ years ago? something like that), I got a probe and some mining lazors (RAWR). proud as pride can be i set out to take over the world of eve.
mining away in my .5 belt and guy in local says 'hey, there are much better roids in the next system <system name>
head over to the .4 system. next thing i know someone beside me is shooting at me. mind you, no one had really explained the whole 'anything goes in eve'.
that was just the fail. the epic fail was, in my infinite nubness i'm in local saying "hey, don't do that!" "come on, this is my only ship" "STOP IT" "I got friends that are going to come down here and kill you a hundred tims!! (i didn't)"
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next fail
not too long after the last story (week or two) started doing missions, had worked my way up to a rupture. think it was an angel legionnaire that had got my goat. he killed my rupture. (it was insured and i had some isk given to me by my new corp). went and got another rupture, returned to mission. *pop again*.
i lost 5 or 6 ruptures to that ****ing NPC. finally i ask for help in corp chat. one of the guys shows up in a thorax "wow what is that thing?" and ZOOMING along at 1100m/s "HOLY CRAP he's gone plaid!" (i didn't know what a mwd was yet) he wiped the entire mission clean for me and like a cowboy from an old west movie, waved o/ in local and rode into the sunset. ------------------------------ everybody be cool this is a threadjack! just lay face down on the ground and no one will get hurt! |
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