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Joe Starbreaker
Starbreaker Frigateers
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Posted - 2008.11.29 18:14:00 -
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Hello, friends! (and enemies...) Starbreaker Frigateers has just joined the notorious [TEARS] alliance and has opened for recruitment. [TEARS] is famous, as you know, for ninja salvaging and high-sec PVP, and the new corporation will be focusing on low-sec and 0.0 PVP and PVP training.
REQUIREMENTS: 1) 3 million skillpoints -- that is, you must be familiar enough with EVE that you know what you want to do. 2) maturity -- players over 30 and Republicans preferred 3) toughness -- must be willing to deal with the hardships of existence in low-sec and 0.0
WE OFFER: A) Low tax and few rules -- we are free warrior-capsuleers who stick together for fun and strength, not a dictatorial military legion B) PVP learning -- we're willing to help PVP newbies develop training plans and get some practice C) friends in lowsec and 0.0 D) jump clones
Contact me in-game or join the chat channel STARBREAKERS for more information. We're looking for people who are sure that low-sec/0.0 PVP is what they want to do. If you don't fit all the requirements, but are a good applicant anyway, I may refer you to Suddenly Ninjas, our alliance's flagship corporation. |
Slistine Death
Sons of Angelus Mortis
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Posted - 2008.12.06 02:41:00 -
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Starbreaker Failways.... kindly brought to you by Joe failbreaker.
I guess TEARS is desperate to be letting your group in.
lolz... join failways to learn the basic and advanced versions of how to fail EVE and life.
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Joe Starbreaker
Starbreaker Frigateers Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.06 06:50:00 -
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Originally by: Slistine Death Starbreaker Failways.... kindly brought to you by Joe failbreaker.
I guess TEARS is desperate to be letting your group in.
lolz... join failways to learn the basic and advanced versions of how to fail EVE and life.
This, my friends, is why we have a "NO DEMOCRATS" policy.
............. Now recruiting like-minded pilots. |
Gwen Khora
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Posted - 2008.12.06 13:18:00 -
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Joe also forgets to note that he is a racist. My character was not accepted into his corp simply for being achura, as I met and exceeded all other requirements. I find it a great travesty, in this day and age to come across someone as intolerant as to judge someone based on race. It is unacceptable that I have had to deal with real life persecution, (Puerto Rican Jew) and then have to come into a game and be judged based on race yet again by some 15 yr old who doesn't understand what it is like to have to deal with such prejudice on a daily basis.
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Joe Starbreaker
Starbreaker Frigateers Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.06 18:32:00 -
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Originally by: Gwen Khora Joe also forgets to note that he is a racist. My character was not accepted into his corp simply for being achura, as I met and exceeded all other requirements. I find it a great travesty, in this day and age to come across someone as intolerant as to judge someone based on race. It is unacceptable that I have had to deal with real life persecution, (Puerto Rican Jew) and then have to come into a game and be judged based on race yet again by some 15 yr old who doesn't understand what it is like to have to deal with such prejudice on a daily basis.
That's true, we don't accept Achuras either. In fact we are suspicious of all Caldari. We are rugged individualists, and dislike people who cluster together like a frightened herd.
............. Now recruiting like-minded pilots. |
Gwen Khora
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Posted - 2008.12.07 06:47:00 -
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Minorities wouldn't cluster together if we weren't persecuted by those in power every single day.
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Joe Starbreaker
Starbreaker Frigateers Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.08 02:37:00 -
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Originally by: Gwen Khora Minorities wouldn't cluster together if we weren't persecuted by those in power every single day.
Iron my shirt!
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Gwen Khora
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Posted - 2008.12.08 12:56:00 -
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The Puerto Rican in me wants to kick your cracker teeth in for such an insensitive remark, but the Jew in me just wishes I could sue you, even though it is just internet spaceships.
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Joe Starbreaker
Starbreaker Frigateers Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.08 23:14:00 -
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They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. (Benjamin Franklin) Separate from the blob, leave the shelter of the docking radius behind you. The paternalistic alliance that you think makes you safe, and the mission hub that you think makes you wealthy, strips you of your dignity and makes you dependent.
Be your own man (or internet woman) and you can kick anyone's teeth in that you want. I am out there, somewhere. Come and get me.
............. Now recruiting like-minded pilots. |
Derek Sigres
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Posted - 2008.12.08 23:42:00 -
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Originally by: Gwen Khora The Puerto Rican in me wants to kick your cracker teeth in for such an insensitive remark, but the Jew in me just wishes I could sue you, even though it is just internet spaceships.
I have to say, this is wildly funny. Responding to sterotypes with admissions of sterotypes.
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Gwen Khora
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Posted - 2008.12.09 13:06:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Starbreaker They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. (Benjamin Franklin) Separate from the blob, leave the shelter of the docking radius behind you. The paternalistic alliance that you think makes you safe, and the mission hub that you think makes you wealthy, strips you of your dignity and makes you dependent.
Be your own man (or internet woman) and you can kick anyone's teeth in that you want. I am out there, somewhere. Come and get me.
Not part of an alliance and I never mission, so you have done a poor job in reading sir.
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ShadowDraqon
The Quantum Company
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Posted - 2008.12.10 16:52:00 -
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@ Gwen and Joe: Haha, you remind me so much of my aunt and uncle... --- Player Deadspace: http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=940302 Multiplayer missions: http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=944091 |
Lucia Aurea
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2008.12.12 08:37:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Starbreaker
This, my friends, is why we have a "NO DEMOCRATS" policy.
What's are your feelings toward left-leaning-but-independant gentleman farmers?
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Joe Starbreaker
Starbreaker Frigateers Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.18 19:33:00 -
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Originally by: Lucia Aurea Edited by: Lucia Aurea on 13/12/2008 05:09:11
Originally by: Joe Starbreaker
This, my friends, is why we have a "NO DEMOCRATS" policy.
What are your feelings toward left-leaning-but-independant gentleman farmers?
I'm not even sure what those are.
............. Now recruiting like-minded pilots. |
Ralatina
Another Market Alt Corp
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Posted - 2008.12.18 22:04:00 -
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Originally by: ShadowDraqon @ Gwen and Joe: Haha, you remind me so much of my aunt and uncle...
:facepalm:
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Faife
Noctiscion
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Posted - 2008.12.19 23:16:00 -
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Republicans
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i am a humble and inefficient ammo to dps converter |
Joe Starbreaker
Starbreaker Frigateers Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2008.12.21 23:09:00 -
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Originally by: Faife Republicans
...or your country's equivalent.
............. Now recruiting like-minded pilots. |
Xindi Kraid
Cerulean Sky Fire Industries
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Posted - 2008.12.22 04:28:00 -
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THis thread delivers -Xindi Kraid: Delivering acerbic wit and scathing comments with just a dash of 'stab you in the eye' |
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