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Empl Tash'cran
Golden Lobster Social Network
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Posted - 2012.04.09 23:55:00 -
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DOATSP - 6 billion opening Gambit
tl;dr - recruitment scam spiraled into a 6bil scam, surrounding the repair of imaginary supercaps after an imaginary space battle.
More lobster antics coming soon |
jimmyjam
Deadspace Exploration Conglomerate Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2012.04.10 00:01:00 -
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Nice work you should be proud. |
Drew Solaert
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.10 01:40:00 -
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I needed a good laugh. Quality stuff. For every player ship that blows up, the wheels of the economy turn slightly faster. -áDo your bit today. -áGo out and PEW.
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Garven Dreis
Count With Teddy Mercenaries Stay Calm Don't Panic
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Posted - 2012.04.10 02:34:00 -
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Poor kid probably didn't know just what a full API key does. I bet he knows now. Good read. In Manticore we Trust |
James Amril-Kesh
JAK Corporation
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Posted - 2012.04.10 05:11:00 -
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That was an excellent read. I laughed. Support showing T2 and faction frequency crystal damage in the info window. |
Caldari Citizen 786478786
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Posted - 2012.04.10 05:20:00 -
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So, a made up name with no actual chat logs, and no un-doctored screenshots? This adds up to a whole lot of... well, nothing actually. I'll give you a "Cool story bro" because it's a decently well-thought out piece of fiction.
2/10 |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.04.10 08:39:00 -
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You,sir,are a cad and ought to be ashamed of yourself....
J/k lol,needed the lulz on a boring Tuesday afternoon... |
Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.10 09:33:00 -
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I found this to be well written and very entertaining. I think I found my new favorite website. |
Empl Tash'cran
Golden Lobster Social Network
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Posted - 2012.04.10 11:44:00 -
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Caldari Citizen 786478786 wrote:So, a made up name with no actual chat logs, and no un-doctored screenshots? This adds up to a whole lot of... well, nothing actually. I'll give you a "Cool story bro" because it's a decently well-thought out piece of fiction.
2/10
The more proof I provide, the more your ilk salivate and think you're clever for pointing out how it is still unprovable.
I could quite literally give you my full API and you would still say "Yeah! I bet he just sent ISK and stuff to an alt!"
Clearly I have given my name. My redactions are to stop the victim getting any undue attention.
I give your posting caliber 1/10 for being a terrible forum alt. |
silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
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Posted - 2012.04.10 13:24:00 -
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Quote:Revenge, a dish best served fictitiously.
Bwahahahahahahaaa! |
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Zed Jackelope
The Generic Pirate Corporation Fusion.
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Posted - 2012.04.10 15:38:00 -
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its too retardedly stupid and entertaining to be faked. |
Lady Spank
Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2012.04.10 18:19:00 -
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Ignore Caldari Moron 7896478786. I have him blocked for good reason.
Thanks for the entertaining write up. I'm often gobsmacked by how dense some people can be. Congratulations on a pretty nice haul. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
Cats'Meow
The Toll Booth
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Posted - 2012.04.11 11:23:00 -
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OMFG And he is falling for even more. I didnt even know LOL Will update once I am done :) |
BuzzyBeagle
Sore Losing Unbelievably Tyrannical Soldiers Primarch.
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Posted - 2012.04.11 13:57:00 -
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I got 4 billion off of the very same person.
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Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
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Posted - 2012.04.11 14:04:00 -
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My god, how do people like that get past the login screen>?
Good work, a very entertaining read!
Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. |
Ronni Zigman
Golden Lobster Social Network
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Posted - 2012.04.11 16:18:00 -
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BuzzyBeagle wrote:I got 4 billion off of the very same person.
Did the horrible spelling or the stupidity clue you in on who it was? |
F'lix
Shaytan Combine The Silent Trust
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Posted - 2012.04.11 20:45:00 -
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Very enjoyable, thank you. Shaytan Combine is Recruiting! All Pilots Welcome regardless of Skill level, Profession, or Bitterness level Visit http://goo.gl/Hstpv for details. |
Cats'Meow
The Toll Booth
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Posted - 2012.04.12 06:38:00 -
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Ronni Zigman wrote:BuzzyBeagle wrote:I got 4 billion off of the very same person.
Did the horrible spelling or the stupidity clue you in on who it was?
ROFL OMG So there are 3 people on the same person. What a celebrity *snickers*
Cant talk for Buzzy but for me it was the spelling and behaviour that made me recognize him :)
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Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
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Posted - 2012.04.12 07:09:00 -
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wow, nice read!
Btw Lady Spank...you are lazy these days....expect some blogging from you again!!111 |
Ronni Zigman
Golden Lobster Social Network
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Posted - 2012.04.12 16:07:00 -
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Cats'Meow wrote: ROFL OMG So there are 3 people on the same person
You give him too much credit. At least 5. |
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Cats'Meow
The Toll Booth
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Posted - 2012.04.12 18:19:00 -
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Ronni Zigman wrote:Cats'Meow wrote: ROFL OMG So there are 3 people on the same person
You give him too much credit. At least 5.
Oops my bad *sniggers* |
Dirk Magnum
Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2012.04.12 18:41:00 -
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Quote:im thinking its not posibul but not inposibual God almighty.
Quote:We eventually escape, and dock our supercaps (lol) and BY CRIMINY look at that station repair bill. 3bil on the Erebus, and 2bil on the Nyx. 5bil of damage done.
We rage at Thom, and moan bitterly about his terrible intel. We say he owes us the repair bill on the s-caps. He will only get his Vindicator / skills back if he pays up. A little while of coaxing later, and my wallet pings. ItGÇÖs 5billion ISK, the note says GÇ£for repairs.GÇ¥
That's actually really good. Who knows if this scam has been done by people before but I don't remember it ever making it to the forums if it was. Hold on I have to dock my supercap. Hey jackass you're paying for my billions in repairs. There's no reason why such a scam should actually work, but maybe that alone is proof enough that it will. I mean you have to scrape the bottom of the barrel hard to find someone with 15 million SP, billions of ISK, and such little knowledge of the game. Well done, sir. "For example, if you are thinking about selling a Republic Fleet Firetail as a regular Firetail, be sure that the market volume is high on regular Firetails and that there are plenty of buy/sell contracts for Republic Fleet Firetails. [...] The players most interested in Republic Fleet Firetails are going to be players flying regular ones."-á -- PB |
Subdolus Venator
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.12 20:48:00 -
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Dirk Magnum wrote: I mean you have to scrape the bottom of the barrel hard to find someone with 15 million SP, billions of ISK, and such little knowledge of the game. Well done, sir. P.T. Barnum was correct.
Still, finding a sucker of this magnitude is like finding the proverbial Coupe d'Ville in a Cracker-Jack box. EVE is EVE - Feaces will eventuate. |
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
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Posted - 2012.04.13 08:10:00 -
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Posting to confirm authenticity of said scam. The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man. Sun Tzu https://twitter.com/#/trinketsfriend
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