I do have to say that you goonies and pets are cute and very persistent with your forum sperging which I have a great deal of fun tickeling to see what I can get to squirt out....
My concen is that, with all your efforts, you get very little reward..
..unless you're left holding one of my large forum duces....
Other than my gems you tend to end up holding eachothers shlongs as these threads just daisy chain into a very weak climax of sorts........
Some of you might not know it but I like to throw you a bone from time to time so here goes:
The only ones that care about you turds taking space are you. You're taking space from Alliances that only ended up with it because they booted one of you turds out. They then hold this space waiting for someone to try and take it and..........yup, you guessed it..moar good fights. Your leaders know that they just want good fights, so their way of "winning" is to not give them good fights......blitz the region and then leave you shooting structures and trying to "gloat" on the forums cuz you've been told that makes the "leet pvp'ers" mad...
You kids are new to the game and have been lead to believe that quick take overs of large regions is the most fun you can have in EVE. What your missing is the pvp that 0.0 use to be known for and what you probably read about drawing you to EVE and 0.0. to begin with.
What you're all missing is the fact that these days you're pawns being used by bitter old vets to chase down grudges they've had for years. The Martini has been chasing the shadow of BoB for almost a decade now and most of you probably never even fired a shot against a BoB.....
......but you have all heard the stories of the most amazing and epic battles for Delve and other regions of that time. What have you gotten out of being in the CFC so far? 2,000 kill mails for pos mods and sov structures?...
I get it though, its new and exciting from all the stories you were told. Its one big happy family as your handed moons, systems, stations, and other pixel crap thats supposed to be the trophy fought so hard for.........but why do these Alliances keep walking away from the space leaving you with weeks of structure grinding? Because they don't care. And you are left cleaning up their mess while they wander off to find some fights elsewhere....
Not trying to be a **** here but I figured someone should step in to at least let you guys float to the top of the bowl for a bit, take a breath, wipe that **** off your face, and help you evaluate what your doing with your time online.
Few questions:
- What was the reason you first applied to a 0.0 Corp?
- Did you achive that goal?
- Do you have moar strucure killmails than ship kill mails?
- What are you fighting for? 1) bitter vets old grudge 2) corps you never talk to 3) to build a rain bow of friends around EVE?
- What was the most epic fight you were in and what did you do in that fight that made it so?
- Is it moar fun to be hated then respected?
- Are you a follower in RL and paying to be a follower in a game?
I don't really care if any of you sheep answer but I figured that you've been choking on my **** for months now I ought to start pitching to you lefty for a while. I know most of you are shy and think you might look like a snow flake answering my questions but I think you might be surprised what you find out there beyond The Martinis bedroom door....
As always in before........OK, your ghay, TLDR version please, who farted, effort...., trying to hard, umad, ADOPT rules, Snots sexy, and cyber bullies are bad for my self esteem...
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