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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.12.13 04:26:00 -
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crime: making stupid haikus.
punishment: i made a thread.
oh and free gar- --- Bai ZongTong, responsible for all the lossmails in my corp. |
Garvi
Disorder.
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Posted - 2008.12.13 04:30:00 -
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C&P is dead Garmon is forever gone Haikus ****ing suck
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ZeitGeisT iL
Amarr Soccer Mittz und Football Bats
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Posted - 2008.12.13 04:31:00 -
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Originally by: Bai ZongTong crime: making stupid haikus.
punishment: i made a thread.
oh and free gar-
go @$#@ yourself sir Haiku %$ing pwnz0r you that is all for now
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Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.13 12:02:00 -
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What is a haiku? Could someone show me this please Oh right never mind. -------sig------------------------------------ Thing is I'm not acctualy an Alt My Killmails are full of threads like this one |
FredFred Burger
Caldari Council of Human Urban Meatshield Paratroopers
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Posted - 2008.12.13 15:19:00 -
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Garmon is honour
Wife of his make loins moisten
Defend her Garmon
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Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.13 15:40:00 -
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Wife is not very hot I hear she likes it in butt That will have to do -------sig------------------------------------ Thing is I'm not acctualy an Alt My Killmails are full of threads like this one |
Juraka Furo
Caldari Warped Mining
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Posted - 2008.12.13 16:17:00 -
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Edited by: Juraka Furo on 13/12/2008 16:16:58
Originally by: Le Poupon Wife is not very hot I hear she likes it in butt That will have to do
You suck at haikus It's five-seven-five you bum Syllables not words
:D
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Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.13 16:24:00 -
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Originally by: Juraka Furo Edited by: Juraka Furo on 13/12/2008 16:16:58
Originally by: Le Poupon Wife is not very hot(5) I hear she likes it in butt(7)That will have to do(5)[/quote]
You suck at haikus(5) It's five-seven-five you bum(6) Syllables not words(5)
:D
This i quote to you You must learn how to count well plus one chromosome? -------sig------------------------------------ Thing is I'm not acctualy an Alt My Killmails are full of threads like this one |
Faekurias
Black Legion Command Black Legion.
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Posted - 2008.12.13 16:45:00 -
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Originally by: Le Poupon Edited by: Le Poupon on 13/12/2008 16:33:23
Originally by: Juraka Furo Edited by: Juraka Furo on 13/12/2008 16:16:58
Originally by: Le Poupon Wife is not very hot(5) I hear she likes it in butt(7)That will have to do(5)[/
You suck at haikus(5) It is five-seven-five you bum(7) Syllables not words(5)
:D
This i quote to you You must learn how to count well plus one chromosome?
Fixed? ------------------ Recruiting..
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Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.13 16:51:00 -
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Nice little fix there Your chromosomes are in check Shame about him though -------sig------------------------------------ Thing is I'm not acctualy an Alt My Killmails are full of threads like this one |
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Neyro7830
Gallente Stormfront A.W. Stormfront J.U.N.T.A.
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Posted - 2008.12.13 17:46:00 -
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I can haiku too but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator
___ I cannot be held responsible for the above post, because apparently,my cat has learned to type. :3 |
Valarimir
Davy Jones Locker
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Posted - 2008.12.13 19:28:00 -
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Vampires on the gate. Flashing red. Locked. Weapons free. Fight to the death. Pop.
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Absalom Marathon
Incarnation of Evil
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Posted - 2008.12.13 22:30:00 -
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What is this I hear?! Haikus are the **** fo real plz stop your whiny **** Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed dimensions of 400x120 pixels and filesize of 24000 bytes -Navigator ([email protected]) |
Cierejai
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.12.14 09:45:00 -
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Originally by: Faekurias
Originally by: Le Poupon Edited by: Le Poupon on 13/12/2008 16:33:23
Originally by: Juraka Furo Edited by: Juraka Furo on 13/12/2008 16:16:58
Originally by: Le Poupon Wife is not very hot(5) I hear she likes it in butt(7)That will have to do(5)[/
You suck at haikus(5) It is five-seven-five you bum(7) Syllables not words(5)
:D
This i quote to you You must learn how to count well plus one chromosome?
Fixed?
Some Trouble counting? It's-five-se-ven-five-you-bum T'was right the first time
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Amberfyre
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.12.14 09:46:00 -
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Oh FFS
Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?) listen (help+info), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 Japanese on (a phonetic unit identical to the mora), in three metrical phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on respectively[1], and typically containing a kigo, or seasonal reference. In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line, while haiku in English usually appear in three lines, to equate to the Japanese haiku's three metrical phrases[2]. Previously called hokku, it was given its current name by the Japanese writer Masaoka Shiki at the end of the 19th century. Roger Banjo |
Davey Chase
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Posted - 2008.12.14 09:49:00 -
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Originally by: Amberfyre Oh FFS
Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?) listen (help+info), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 Japanese on (a phonetic unit identical to the mora), in three metrical phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on respectively[1], and typically containing a kigo, or seasonal reference. In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line, while haiku in English usually appear in three lines, to equate to the Japanese haiku's three metrical phrases[2]. Previously called hokku, it was given its current name by the Japanese writer Masaoka Shiki at the end of the 19th century.
What a ****, whut you work for wikipedia or something?
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Amberfyre
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.12.14 09:51:00 -
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Originally by: Davey Chase
Originally by: Amberfyre Oh FFS
Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?) listen (help+info), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 Japanese on (a phonetic unit identical to the mora), in three metrical phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on respectively[1], and typically containing a kigo, or seasonal reference. In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line, while haiku in English usually appear in three lines, to equate to the Japanese haiku's three metrical phrases[2]. Previously called hokku, it was given its current name by the Japanese writer Masaoka Shiki at the end of the 19th century.
What a ****, whut you work for wikipedia or something?
Well that was intellectual, and i'll reply in a form that you might understand ****head
NO U!! Roger Banjo |
Cierejai
Caldari
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Posted - 2008.12.14 09:53:00 -
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You guys are not good ignoring the threads true path OH MY GOD STOP IT
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Davey Chase
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Posted - 2008.12.14 09:56:00 -
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Originally by: Amberfyre
Originally by: Davey Chase
Originally by: Amberfyre Oh FFS
Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?) listen (help+info), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 Japanese on (a phonetic unit identical to the mora), in three metrical phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on respectively[1], and typically containing a kigo, or seasonal reference. In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line, while haiku in English usually appear in three lines, to equate to the Japanese haiku's three metrical phrases[2]. Previously called hokku, it was given its current name by the Japanese writer Masaoka Shiki at the end of the 19th century.
What a ****, whut you work for wikipedia or something?
Everyone knows Haiku is 5-7-5, I'm a teacher you know!, I teach school at a very important college you know. Well that was intellectual, and i'll reply in a form that you might understand ****head
NO U!!
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Amberfyre
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.12.14 10:00:00 -
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Originally by: Davey Chase
Originally by: Amberfyre
Originally by: Davey Chase
Originally by: Amberfyre Oh FFS
Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?) listen (help+info), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 Japanese on (a phonetic unit identical to the mora), in three metrical phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on respectively[1], and typically containing a kigo, or seasonal reference. In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line, while haiku in English usually appear in three lines, to equate to the Japanese haiku's three metrical phrases[2]. Previously called hokku, it was given its current name by the Japanese writer Masaoka Shiki at the end of the 19th century.
What a ****, whut you work for wikipedia or something?
Everyone knows Haiku is 5-7-5, I'm a teacher you know!, I teach school at a very important college you know. Well that was intellectual, and i'll reply in a form that you might understand ****head
NO U!!
Idiot who quotes himself is an idiot. hahahahaa Roger Banjo |
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Davey Chase
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Posted - 2008.12.14 10:05:00 -
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Originally by: Amberfyre
Originally by: Davey Chase
Originally by: Amberfyre Oh FFS
Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?) listen (help+info), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 Japanese on (a phonetic unit identical to the mora), in three metrical phrases of 5, 7, and 5 on respectively[1], and typically containing a kigo, or seasonal reference. In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line, while haiku in English usually appear in three lines, to equate to the Japanese haiku's three metrical phrases[2]. Previously called hokku, it was given its current name by the Japanese writer Masaoka Shiki at the end of the 19th century.
What a ****, whut you work for wikipedia or something?
Everyone knows Haiku is 5-7-5, I'm a teacher you know!, I teach school at a very important college you know. Well that was intellectual, and i'll reply in a form that you might understand ****head
NO U!!
Idiot who quotes himself is an idiot. hahahahaa
Look mate you wouldn't know poetry if it hit you in the face, I perform Blank verse at my local working mens club, Haiku is so last week noobfeatures!!
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Amberfyre
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.12.14 10:09:00 -
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Blank verse is about as easy as using a cinderella aquadraw you flange monkey
into what Pit thou seest From what highth fal'n, so much the stronger provd He with his Thunder: and till then who knew The force of those dire Arms? yet not for those Nor what the Potent Victor in his rage Can else inflict do I repent or change, Though chang'd in outward lustre; that fixt mind And high disdain, from sence of injur'd merit, That with the mightiest rais'd me to contend, And to the fierce contention brought along Innumerable force of Spirits arm'd That durst dislike his reign, and me preferring, His utmost power with adverse power oppos'd In dubious Battel on the Plains of Heav'n, And shook his throne. What though the field be lost? All is not lost; the unconquerable Will, And study of revenge, immortal hate, And courage never to submit or yield
How do you like them apples? Roger Banjo |
Davey Chase
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Posted - 2008.12.14 10:16:00 -
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Originally by: Amberfyre Blank verse is about as easy as using a cinderella aquadraw you flange monkey
into what Pit thou seest From what highth fal'n, so much the stronger provd He with his Thunder: and till then who knew The force of those dire Arms? yet not for those Nor what the Potent Victor in his rage Can else inflict do I repent or change, Though chang'd in outward lustre; that fixt mind And high disdain, from sence of injur'd merit, That with the mightiest rais'd me to contend, And to the fierce contention brought along Innumerable force of Spirits arm'd That durst dislike his reign, and me preferring, His utmost power with adverse power oppos'd In dubious Battel on the Plains of Heav'n, And shook his throne. What though the field be lost? All is not lost; the unconquerable Will, And study of revenge, immortal hate, And courage never to submit or yield
How do you like them apples?
Do you buy all these books retail or do you send away for, like, a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes included?
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Amberfyre
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.12.14 10:18:00 -
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Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with, get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Oh, send in the Marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a ****. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number got called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes back to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And, of course, the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them, but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and ****in' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the ****in' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin', 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat, the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure **** it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president. Roger Banjo |
Amberfyre
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.12.14 10:22:00 -
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Maybe you haven't met the right woman? Roger Banjo |
Davey Chase
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Posted - 2008.12.14 10:23:00 -
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My wife used to fart when she was nervous.
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Amberfyre
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.12.14 10:24:00 -
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Originally by: Davey Chase My wife used to fart when she was nervous.
I'm pumped! Let the healing begin! Roger Banjo |
Davey Chase
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Posted - 2008.12.14 10:36:00 -
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Originally by: Amberfyre
Originally by: Davey Chase My wife used to fart when she was nervous.
I'm pumped! Let the healing begin!
Are you Honorable?
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Amberfyre
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.12.14 10:37:00 -
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Originally by: Davey Chase
Originally by: Amberfyre
Originally by: Davey Chase My wife used to fart when she was nervous.
I'm pumped! Let the healing begin!
Are you Honorable?
No but i know a man who is! Roger Banjo |
Le Poupon
Gallente Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.15 01:57:00 -
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Originally by: Cierejai
Some Trouble counting? It's-five-se-ven-five-you-bum T'was right the first time
Ah you talk funny Lengthen wor-ruds like you're dumb Aww you big ****** -------sig------------------------------------ Thing is I'm not acctualy an Alt My Killmails are full of threads like this one |
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