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Faife
Federation of Freedom Fighters
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Posted - 2008.12.25 01:29:00 -
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- garmon doesn't fit a point, his victims just freeze in fear - garmon fits faction t2 - garmon is ccp's solution to the blob - the real reason for lag is the servers struggling to print garmon's killmails - it's rumored that garmon armor tanks. these are only rumors as he's never lost shields - garmon doesn't go roaming, garmon goes killing - garmon can slowboat between systems - garmon is the reason the jove disappeared - garmon jammed a falcon with a 720mm howitzer - garmon can snipe from offgrid - BoB rents from garmon - garmon doesn't get an aggression timer, garmon gets a cold blooded murder timer
(n merry xmas) --
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2008.12.25 01:31:00 -
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- garmon is so cool, he got banned. -----------------------------------------
Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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Jana Clant
New Dawn Corp New Eden Research
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Posted - 2008.12.25 01:32:00 -
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Originally by: Faife - the real reason for lag is the servers struggling to print garmon's killmails
I lol'd.
New Eden Research, where your research gets done!
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Dyaven
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2008.12.25 01:32:00 -
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Originally by: Faife
- garmon doesn't get an aggression timer, aggression timers get garmon
(n merry xmas)
Fixed.
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Smacktalking Alt
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Posted - 2008.12.25 01:35:00 -
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Isn't all the Garmon bullshit a C&P meme? ------------------------------------------------- The world is a dangerous place for stupid people; their one advantage is strength in numbers. |
An Anarchyyt
Gallente Battlestars GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.25 01:37:00 -
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Originally by: Smacktalking Alt Isn't all the Garmon bullshit a C&P meme?
Does a meme of a meme even count?
Originally by: CCP Wrangler Second, a gentile is a non jewish person
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soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Trinity Council.
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Posted - 2008.12.25 02:13:00 -
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not a garmon tard here, buuut
those were pretty fun
7/10 (only because its a garmon thread)
Originally by: soldieroffortune 258
"Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer"
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Kirra Liu
Gemini Industries Inc Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.25 02:26:00 -
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- Garmon is so scary even Mitnal saw him as a threat.
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Lady Karma
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Posted - 2008.12.25 02:29:00 -
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Edited by: Lady Karma on 25/12/2008 02:29:37 you forgot
-garmon is a potty mouthed little ****
No he didn't kill me, in fact he hasn't killed much, it's just he brags all the time it seems a lot.
meh. **** is censored, was going to pick a worse word but that will do for now
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Kirra Liu
Gemini Industries Inc Sylph Alliance
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Posted - 2008.12.25 02:32:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Karma Edited by: Lady Karma on 25/12/2008 02:29:37 you forgot
-garmon is a potty mouthed little ****
No he didn't kill me, in fact he hasn't killed much, it's just he brags all the time it seems a lot.
meh. **** is censored, was going to pick a worse word but that will do for now
I am getting a sense that you are not a Garmon fan, but everyone loves him so I have came to the conclusion that you do not actually exist. If you did really exist then you would not say such horrid things.
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Lady Karma
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Posted - 2008.12.25 02:40:00 -
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Edited by: Lady Karma on 25/12/2008 02:43:36
Originally by: Kirra Liu
I am getting a sense that you are not a Garmon fan, but everyone loves him so I have came to the conclusion that you do not actually exist. If you did really exist then you would not say such horrid things.
Unlike most garmon fans, you appear to have an IQ higher than 60, well done sir on your observations.
If you want to be some kind of hero, then you should really look up the word humility, this is where garmon fails.
How many times do you need to be warned before it sinks in.
Of course there will still be lap dogs praising his name for months to come, but there will be hundreds of average pvprs with the predilection of talking **** for you to worship in the future.
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Takon Orlani
Caldari Rowdy Ramblers Templar Initiative
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Posted - 2008.12.25 03:47:00 -
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Who the hell is garmon and why should I give a ****.
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Allen Ramses
Caldari Typo Corp
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Posted - 2008.12.25 03:58:00 -
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Originally by: Takon Orlani Who the hell is garmon and why should I give a ****.
Garmon was somebody who got five minutes of fame, similar to TankCEO. And just like TankCEO, behind the hype, there wasn't anything noteworthy.
Garmon == Joe the Plumber. ____________________ Pimped out Raven to run level 4 missions quickly: 210 Mil ISK. Realizing your 120 Mil ISK Drake gets the job done faster: Priceless. Made a reality by speed and missile nerf. |
Lady Karma
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Posted - 2008.12.25 04:06:00 -
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In contrast
Anyone here got a bad word to say about Farjung.
He will be back
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Faife
Federation of Freedom Fighters
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Posted - 2008.12.25 07:30:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Karma In contrast
Anyone here got a bad word to say about Farjung.
He will be back
i just picked garmon cause he's famous. most the other choices are not as known anymore (ginger magician), not exactly classic pvpers (lofty), or take the game too seriously to make it funny (bellum, murder1, wildcat)
also, i hate chuck norris ever since he turned all wacko political
... i was just making cute eve one liners, really --
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2008.12.25 07:37:00 -
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Garmon is so Garmon that he Garmon Garmon.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.25 07:46:00 -
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techzer0 talked to garmon on the test server and garmon is almost unbanned \/
Like today or tomorrow actually ------------
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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Qordel
Caldari School of Applied Knowledge
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Posted - 2008.12.25 08:43:00 -
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I love my Garmon. It isn't a retro one; it's brand new. I still love it, though. Completely reliable and always helps me find my way. Best GPS I've ever owned.
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CHED
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2008.12.25 09:47:00 -
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Originally by: techzer0 Edited by: techzer0 on 25/12/2008 07:48:19 techzer0 talked to garmon on the test server and garmon is almost unbanned \/
Like today or tomorrow actually
Originally by: Lady Karma you forgot
-garmon is a potty mouthed little ****
No he didn't kill me, in fact he hasn't killed much, it's just he brags all the time it seems a lot.
He's actually very fun to fly with, and my sides hurt after reading local when he's around, bah, I'm probably making him look bad
But remember he is an awful pvper and has never done anything useful + he is currently carebearing so I hate him etc
ohgawd im on the eve forums at xmas
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CCP Navigator
C C P
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Posted - 2008.12.25 09:54:00 -
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Locked.
Thread is not relevant to General Discussion.
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