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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.28 00:00:00 -
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We want you to go out and do something special FOR this competition, it's about creating grief, not rewarding old stuff.
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leboe
Dark Star Cartel Molotov Coalition
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Posted - 2008.12.28 00:03:00 -
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Maybe I should pay that guy a new visit
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Mr Unpleasant
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Posted - 2008.12.29 19:33:00 -
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This thread is a scam to scam you out of your best stories...for free!
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Chomin H'ak
Integrated Takeovers
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Posted - 2008.12.29 20:11:00 -
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Hi!
Thought I'd throw in our recent exploits as a couple bil could help with financing:
We've recently began a consolidated clearing of our home region of carebear scum. (Our preliiminary dec to test the waters was about a month ago. We're in full swing as of this morning) In order to do this, ITAKE will be doing a region-wide bit by bit hostile takeover of all carebear corps dedicated to n00bishness.
Our second war dec (this morning) will be followed by the customary ransom letter with a slight alteration.
Conditions of surrender (one of the following must be met):
1. 250M isk and 25% of all corporate shares (with weekly 5% interest on the principle compounded - that includes number of shares)
2. Banishment from the region (with a no-return policy)
or (my favorite demand)
3. Disband the corp and all remaining members still interested may join our corp once the old corp is disbanded. (There are no rights, no hangars, everything is done via contract within the corp - though we do have a pension plan)
This will continue until we are satisfied that the recent noob behaviors in the market, on contracts and piloting (in general) in our region are dispersed.
So, do we win the 'nubbin bay guy' booby prize?
Originally by: Frenden Dax My heart hopes that people aren't that stupid, but my experiences thus far suggest otherwise.
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.29 21:35:00 -
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Originally by: Chomin H'ak Hi!
Thought I'd throw in our recent exploits as a couple bil could help with financing:
We've recently began a consolidated clearing of our home region of carebear scum. (Our preliiminary dec to test the waters was about a month ago. We're in full swing as of this morning) In order to do this, ITAKE will be doing a region-wide bit by bit hostile takeover of all carebear corps dedicated to n00bishness.
Our second war dec (this morning) will be followed by the customary ransom letter with a slight alteration.
Conditions of surrender (one of the following must be met):
1. 250M isk and 25% of all corporate shares (with weekly 5% interest on the principle compounded - that includes number of shares)
2. Banishment from the region (with a no-return policy)
or (my favorite demand)
3. Disband the corp and all remaining members still interested may join our corp once the old corp is disbanded. (There are no rights, no hangars, everything is done via contract within the corp - though we do have a pension plan)
This will continue until we are satisfied that the recent noob behaviors in the market, on contracts and piloting (in general) in our region are dispersed.
So, do we win the 'nubbin bay guy' booby prize?
This has potential, but will the execution live up to it?
We shall wait and see.
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Dawts
Federal Defence Union
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Posted - 2008.12.29 22:53:00 -
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I've been using snowballs to trick newbs into getting CONCORDOKKENEDEDED, I've gotten a few LOL moments.
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D'ceet
Omega Fleet Enterprises Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.12.29 23:35:00 -
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i think i got this one in the bag....
from Dr. D3ATH, Subject: FUK YOU! "you are a dishonorable theif and probably live your real life like your game life, which is why this world is so ****ed up. If you have a wife or girlfriend I hope you come home someday and find your best friends **** up her ass. I wish dispair upon you, hope your life is cursed, and hope you get prostate cancer, wish ******ed children upon you, and generally poor health, un-employment, and a miserable **** life.
**** YOU, you low life ****sucker, you're lower than a snake you piece of ****."
screen shots: Linkage
what happened: the man traded me all his stuff on accident in Jita, and i accepted. i later told him that i would give it back, if he asked me in local chat, i told him to **** off, i blocked him, and i got that message before i blocked him... in local, when i unblocked him he said he was going to petition me fro Exploits, and everyone just told him to stfu...
total isk gained: 1.5Bil what was gained: everything from the mobile warp disrupters down.
Originally by: Popperr
I resent the insinuation that we have intelligence, artificial or otherwise.
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Fintroll
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.29 23:45:00 -
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Originally by: D'ceet i think i got this one in the bag....
Not too shabby. I hope you keep and cherish this evemail until the end of your days.
Art of War is Recruiting |
Octavious Delance
GoonFleet GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.12.29 23:50:00 -
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Edited by: Octavious Delance on 29/12/2008 23:50:13 We destroyed Eve Cemetery. Do we win?
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Miss Uylear
Caldari The Gentlemen of Low Moral Fibre
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Posted - 2008.12.29 23:54:00 -
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Nothing win worthy - but list of crimes.
keep scamming people with loans
Infiltrated Granger 101's lot and killed them.
more scams taking new people of all the ISK they have.
flip every can I see
Would the smack the hell out of this Garmon twerp if I ever saw him
Erm.. Don't like that fat bird in another post on here.
Generally not a nive person. In fact, stuff your two ****ing billion. Give it to some **** who needs it more than I do.
PoS game, F-off
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My'kel An'jelo
Amarr Synthetic Frontiers
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Posted - 2008.12.29 23:57:00 -
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Originally by: Miss Uylear Nothing win worthy - but list of crimes.
keep scamming people with loans
Infiltrated Granger 101's lot and killed them.
more scams taking new people of all the ISK they have.
flip every can I see
Would the smack the hell out of this Garmon twerp if I ever saw him
Erm.. Don't like that fat bird in another post on here.
Generally not a nive person. In fact, stuff your two ****ing billion. Give it to some **** who needs it more than I do.
PoS game, F-off
Someone mummy didn't love spotted.
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Kaar
Art of War Exalted.
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Posted - 2008.12.30 00:19:00 -
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Originally by: InSession MikeG and I escape in our Pilgrims.
Ahh, we just roamed to those systems and killed one (or both?) of your pilgrims. I jumped in and assumed there was a mining op going on because of the large bubble on the gate. This does explain why nobody came to help you.
Hope you replace them and continue, I do love cloak***ging.
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Kehmor
Caldari Malevolent Emo Herders
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Posted - 2008.12.30 00:34:00 -
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How bias will the judging be? I have something in mind but:
A: there's a chance you might be friends with the target B: I don't think you like me very much - Violence isn't the answer, it is the question. The answer is yes. |
Fintroll
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.30 00:49:00 -
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Edited by: Fintroll on 30/12/2008 00:50:50
Originally by: Kehmor How bias will the judging be? I have something in mind but:
A: there's a chance you might be friends with the target B: I don't think you like me very much
Judgement will be entirely un-biased, as far as parties involved are concerned. I like to grief my own alliance on a regular basis as some members of Exalted could attest to you.
The place you might foul up is assuming that you could manage to pull off a truly noteworthy grief against us or against those who might be our friends. (I wasn't aware we had friends.) In my view the best grief is the one that has the target frothing at the mouth, swearing revenge on you and anyone associated with you for the horrible atrocities you've committed against them.
If you managed to find that sort of reaction against someone in our own alliance or anyone even loosely associated with us I would be impressed more than anything else.
Art of War is Recruiting |
Kehmor
Caldari Malevolent Emo Herders
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Posted - 2008.12.30 01:18:00 -
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Oh it's not your alliance, just someone I remember you associating with. Are we allowed video entries? - Violence isn't the answer, it is the question. The answer is yes. |
kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.30 01:24:00 -
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Originally by: Kehmor Oh it's not your alliance, just someone I remember you associating with. Are we allowed video entries?
Yes.
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Trader20
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Posted - 2008.12.31 22:25:00 -
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Emorage poser merc corp tryin to get it's name out there.....so pathetic. Emo and merc don't mix and your corp is emo to the core. Heres a suggestion for your so-called merc corp, do your job, collect, and stfu. Also griefing is bad for business u rtards. Thats ok, more business for me . Disclosure: Posting with an alt for business potential reasons.
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.31 22:25:00 -
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Originally by: Trader20 Emorage poser merc corp tryin to get it's name out there.....so pathetic. Emo and merc don't mix and your corp is emo to the core. Heres a suggestion for your so-called merc corp, do your job, collect, and stfu. Also griefing is bad for business u rtards. Thats ok, more business for me . Disclosure: Posting with an alt for business potential reasons.
Thank you for the bump and e-peen booster.
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Trader20
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Posted - 2008.12.31 22:29:00 -
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Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Trader20 Emorage poser merc corp tryin to get it's name out there.....so pathetic. Emo and merc don't mix and your corp is emo to the core. Heres a suggestion for your so-called merc corp, do your job, collect, and stfu. Also griefing is bad for business u rtards. Thats ok, more business for me . Disclosure: Posting with an alt for business potential reasons.
Thank you for the bump and e-peen booster.
Lol bump in a busy forum like crime & punishment lol...tell me how u really feel nooby.
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.31 22:31:00 -
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Originally by: Trader20
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Trader20 Emorage poser merc corp tryin to get it's name out there.....so pathetic. Emo and merc don't mix and your corp is emo to the core. Heres a suggestion for your so-called merc corp, do your job, collect, and stfu. Also griefing is bad for business u rtards. Thats ok, more business for me . Disclosure: Posting with an alt for business potential reasons.
Thank you for the bump and e-peen booster.
Lol bump in a busy forum like crime & punishment lol...tell me how u really feel nooby.
I feel like a guy whos so scary to you, that you resort to brand new forum alts and excuses.
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Trader20
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Posted - 2008.12.31 22:33:00 -
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Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Trader20
Originally by: kublai
Originally by: Trader20 Emorage poser merc corp tryin to get it's name out there.....so pathetic. Emo and merc don't mix and your corp is emo to the core. Heres a suggestion for your so-called merc corp, do your job, collect, and stfu. Also griefing is bad for business u rtards. Thats ok, more business for me . Disclosure: Posting with an alt for business potential reasons.
Thank you for the bump and e-peen booster.
Lol bump in a busy forum like crime & punishment lol...tell me how u really feel nooby.
I feel like a guy whos so scary to you, that you resort to brand new forum alts and excuses.
Uh oh, here comes the emorage.........
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Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.12.31 22:38:00 -
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Everytime I post, the thousands of people that read my **** get their day ruined as they think "God, that was dumb I wasted so much time reading that terrible Vaal Erit post". I grief via the forums and business is always good.
Also, banner is freaky weird. --
http://desusig.crumplecorn.com/sigs.html
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Trader20
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Posted - 2008.12.31 22:42:00 -
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Hey give me ur 2b isk, I'm griefing Kublai and hes cryin like a little baby.
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Lady Aja
Caldari Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2009.01.01 02:05:00 -
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this is my story about about a wanna be hi sec pirate called "shgjlsfg" feel free to look his name up.
as i was doing my rounds of ore stealing. I stole soem ore off this guy AFTER he stole ore from a miner. several rounds of smack on his behalf and him saying how uber he is.. I decided to scan his ship with my sigil.
in the end he poor sod follows me 5 jumps and waits for me at the gate. he asks in local. what kind of ship do i have?
I say a hard nut. sexual inuendoes on his behalf unsue. once he gets a look at my sacrilige he decides not to. and runs home crying about how i scanned his ship in advance and its such a noob tactic.
some days pass by and i see this guy in a 1.0 system happily flipping cans of an old corp he stole from ( or so i hear )
I rush in with my sigil flip the can just in time to avoid him shooting the can. as i enter the dock command. he open fires on me.
right down to 25% armour froma drake...
i dock... so does he... I undock in my sacrilige and he undocks in his drake. Panic on his behald ensues.. as this is a station that spits you out at 5km. I lock. scramble, web and neut him. I sic hmy drones onto him..
He askes me to stop killing him so i offer a way out. 20m isk ransom. he pays i let him go...
over the next few hours not only did i extort another 50m isk but he also wants a way to have a bounty on his head so he could claim the bounties as people put it on him. so a plan comes to mind.
i tell him to make an alt. and smart bomb it in a 1.0 system. not only did he listen to me. he actually did it! he went from -0.1 to -4.x sec in a matter of seconds lol.
he undocks in his drake to show the world his new found negatice sec status, but not only is it a spit him out 5km station hes in emrayer 1.0 system. along comes the local police and shoots his beloved drake of 70m isk
his final quotes of the day via eve mail are...
2009.01.01 01:48 ok damit i hate this
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2009.01.01 01:39 mm well im dead now and down about 200 mil isk just to have a bounty
now he wants to goto providence to make up for being a pirate.. CVA space lol.. hmmm from wanna be pirate to being kicked out of empire pretty much to being hunted by CVA when he goes there.
I am such an ******* lol
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Krasnij Okjabre
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.01.01 03:15:00 -
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Edited by: Krasnij Okjabre on 01/01/2009 03:16:02
Originally by: Kehmor Are we allowed video entries?
I dunno why... but this bit has potential...
Kras.
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MicroWarpdrive II
Disorder.
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Posted - 2009.01.01 05:26:00 -
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My corp recently decced a certain mission running corporation because they looked juicy. To make a long story short, I picked a random WT to run a locator agent on. He was mining in Caldari space - during a war. So we packed up, headed over there, probed him down. He docked up...disappointment. So we decided to camp both gates on this system in hopes he would come out. He does - IN AN ORCA. DURING. A. WAR.
We blow it up. The Orca Kill (yesterday)
About that time, the CEO of Systemic Industries (the people we decced), decided that they needed a lot of help to kill us. The CEO is friends with the executor of Sangre Azul, some no name alliance who thinks they are awesome because they are EXE fix. In fact, the executor of the alliance thinks he is so awesome that he ASKS us to stop the war on HIS WORD ALONE. Okay. Just to give you an idea of how this guy is.
[ 2008.12.31 01:54:28 ] Avernus > dude... [ 2008.12.31 01:54:31 ] Avernus > I'm ex-FIX [ 2008.12.31 01:54:38 ] MicroWarpdrive II > i don't give a ****...dude [ 2008.12.31 01:54:45 ] Avernus > we were there for 4 years... there is no deadweight [ 2008.12.31 01:54:50 ] Avernus > we don't care if we lose ships :) [ 2008.12.31 01:55:00 ] Avernus > we're there for the fight
Followed later by...
[ 2009.01.01 01:05:12 ] Avernus > and we're going to teach you that lesson [ 2009.01.01 01:05:25 ] Avernus > when you take on the odds we do, you're going to win and lose some [ 2009.01.01 01:05:33 ] Avernus > you... are a walk in the park [ 2009.01.01 01:05:35 ] Avernus > you [ 2009.01.01 01:05:44 ] Avernus > are a sideline for passing by my idle time [ 2009.01.01 01:05:52 ] Avernus > you aren't a real dec [ 2009.01.01 01:05:57 ] Avernus > you're a favor for a friend
Well...we fought this guy's alliance today. 5 (us) versus 15 odds. We blew up Avernus' Navy Mega (he didn't want that ship anyway), and some other random dude's Ishtar. He had falcon and guardian support, but we won regardless against 1:3 odds.
KB Link: Avernus Navy Mega Ishtar (random guy in his alliance)
Now, I know this isn't typical griefing. It's more like justified ownage. Just thought you'd like it. I have tons more hilarious incriminating chat logs of this guy. Convo me ingame if you want to read them.
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Shikagi Sitami
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Posted - 2009.01.01 11:10:00 -
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Just prior to the holidaze Heretic Nation decided to make Amamake its usual unlivable place and set about slaughtering any neutral they happened across.
Switch4, flying primarily a T1 fitted Rifter, ran around the system taking on anything that didn't run away fast enough, and racked up a surprising number of kills. Joined by Icarus Starkiller, Mirrorgod, and any other Heretic insane enough to run around with anything they could fit (Rifters, Vexors, Stabbers) joined in.
By the end of Christmas day the space in Amamake was almost wholly devoid of targets, much of that result being Switch4's insanity (he kept that Rifter for several days).
With a fleet of HICs they slaughtered anything that jumped into the system too slow to run back to the gates, or get out of the belts.
Heretic Nation supports this Thread, and makes a motion to declare Amamake III belt 1 'Tranquility FFA 1'.
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Fintroll
Art of War
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Posted - 2009.01.01 11:19:00 -
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Originally by: Shikagi Sitami Just prior to the holidaze Heretic Nation decided to make Amamake its usual unlivable place and set about slaughtering any neutral they happened across.
Switch4, flying primarily a T1 fitted Rifter, ran around the system taking on anything that didn't run away fast enough, and racked up a surprising number of kills. Joined by Icarus Starkiller, Mirrorgod, and any other Heretic insane enough to run around with anything they could fit (Rifters, Vexors, Stabbers) joined in.
By the end of Christmas day the space in Amamake was almost wholly devoid of targets, much of that result being Switch4's insanity (he kept that Rifter for several days).
With a fleet of HICs they slaughtered anything that jumped into the system too slow to run back to the gates, or get out of the belts.
Heretic Nation supports this Thread, and makes a motion to declare Amamake III belt 1 'Tranquility FFA 1'.
Heretic Nation is a bunch of amateur ****s and they are lucky that I don't move into Amamake and personally Own Zone them until they disband.
They fly Rifters, Vexors, and Stabbers because they can't afford to keep themselves in T2 ships. When Heretic Army and my old corp were in Minmatar Faction together back awhile ago, we blew up Mirrorgod 3 times in one day from within his own fleets. These pussies know nothing of griefing except how to invite it upon themselves.
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Shikagi Sitami
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Posted - 2009.01.01 12:05:00 -
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^^^ Never let it be said the judging was not biassed.
Did Heretics PWN you much? Sexually molest your kitten? You know where they are, go get 'em.
Expect that the corp recieving the 'award' being Alts of War.
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2009.01.01 13:20:00 -
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Originally by: Shikagi Sitami ^^^ Never let it be said the judging was not biassed.
Did Heretics PWN you much? Sexually molest your kitten? You know where they are, go get 'em.
Expect that the corp recieving the 'award' being Alts of War.
The day Heretic nation does something other than spam the forums on alts trying their best to imitate a five year old with crayons, maybe they'll win something.
And the award won't be going to any alt of A-War, if it's awarded to A-War it will go to an A-War main.
Though I still have high hopes for a certain video entry.
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