BuzzyBeagle
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.14 09:13:00 -
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So as an attept to breathe new life into Eve before my account expires, i wanted to try nullsec life. I applied for a nullsec corp. and was surprisingly accepted for after a rather lengthy interview over TS, where i had to lie through my teeth on-the-fly on how my prior corp and alliance history and had to duck and play dumb on all sorts of questions re: TEARS and something to do with guys TK flew with or something. Wife giggling in the background calling me a bullshi*$%rdid not help.
anyway all of a sudden, i see the corp accepted mail.
For the first 15 seconds i must admit i truly did not intend to do harm to this corp. The interviewer seemed like a kind sounding man, who was naive enough to let ME in, i could not be so low as to do anything bad could i??
For what seemed like an eternity, i waited for that 15 seconds to pass.. and it eventually did.. and my 3 or 4 neurons i have left from all of the oil i have been smoking fired into absolute OVERDRIVE.
I wanted to go to null, to do some PVP, mebbe rat some fation loot drops etc. but NO this was impossibleGǪ these #$%# rained on my paradeGǪ this was not happeningGǪ THEY LIVED IN DRONE SPACE! No rat bounties, no rat drops, no further interest in this corp at all from Buzzy.
I log in ready to do an infamous QQ filled Buzzy ragequit, and see one person in the force field that they were building their work-in-progress POS in. I was inside the bubble, he was inside the bubbleGǪin a Legion .. but i could not target him!. i wanted to pod the AFK-CEO bad. I asked in dojo and someone suggested bumping him out of the bubble.
I was in my trusty Interdiction/Cloaky Loki.
5 or 6 bumps later he was outside and all of a sudden, out of nowhere this happened. [KILLMAIL FROM CEO's LEGION] I was jovial to say the least. I followed up with one of these for good measure. [KILLMAIL FROM CEO POD]
So im like GÇ£now what Buzzy?GÇ¥ theres a bunch of buildings floating around in this bubble force field thing, lets go explore.
One was an obvious item-drop hangar, i clicked ****, Gǣno access to view contentsGǥGǪdarn these dudes are SMART. got me locked out of stuffGǪ
Another one of the floaty bubble buildings was one that said something about ships. I guess me, or other people could park ships in or somethingGǪ i flew over and right clicked the **** out of it. options showed something like Gǣpark your shipGǥ and Gǣtake a shipGǥ or something along those lines, i looked in and saw a crapload of ships. loki, haulers, dramiel, ashimmu etc. . i noticed there was an Gǣeject ship button' i highlighted the loki, and ejected it right before my very eyes!
i boarded said Loki, and was in awe of the faction shinies. I reboarded my loki, , and took off my DG Web put it in cargo,jettisoned the CEO biomass+ faction web, and reboarded the nicer Loki that had that GÇÿnew car smellGÇÖ
i then proceeded to dump the other ships in this ship bay into the bubble hopping into and out of them looking for faction **** to eject into my newly jacked loki.
OH SNAP
a few guys from corp/alliance come in and i cloak up, in my new loki. The gig is upGǪ.
I log onto TS. and waitGǪ..
an hour or so later, the CEO logs on TS FREAKING OUT. Gǥguys? how did i end up in my medical station? were we attacked?Gǣ lots of tears on TS as he found out someone bumped him out into space and left a can next to his wreck with the name Gǥlove BBGǣ. GǥWHO THE **** IS BB????? BUZZYBEAGLE IS THAT YOU??!?!?!!Gǣ i respond with one wordGǪ.in a hushed whisperGǪGǪGǥumadbro?" RAGE ensues and i go eat supper.
I come back and this PM was opened with the CEO
[chatlog of tears removed]
I am glad i was afk and he closed convo, as my conscience would have kicked in [probably not] and i may have tried to make amends.
I followed up with this email to the entire corp:
Invoice 12114 From: BuzzyBeagle Sent: 2012.04.14 00:12 To: CORP NAME HERE The following invoice is for services rendered - teaching someone starting a corp not to trust new people 100 million ISK - teaching someone not to AFK in a bubble when new people are in corp 250 million ISK - teaching someone that you do not give full hangar access to a 1 day old ninja in corpGǪ 500 million ISK. - Dumbass tax - 150 million ISK
amount total - 1 Billion ISK
amount is payable in full or you will be subject to further actions which may include any of the following: violence, op interruptions, further infiltrations.
love and kisses - Buzzy
annnyway i get the obigatory GÇ£$%^& youGÇ¥ in corp as they have not kicked me from corp yet. and all of a sudden, i get PAID. not in ISK, but in tears, juicy buttery fat old man tears, they tasted a little like cinnamon buns.
enjoy:
Re: Invoice 12114 From: CEO Sent: 2012.04.14 03:05 To: BuzzyBeagle,
Your beef is obviously with me, although I do not know why. That being said I have resigned as CEO of [CORPNAME] and am quitting the game.
Please leave my friends alone for they have nothing to do with this. You got what you got and forced me to leave to protect them. I willnot return to this game as a result. Youve won. They are good guys and do not deserve to suffer for my failure.
I hope me leaving the game satisfies my debt to you as i do not have any isk to give nor do they.
Peace
CEO
anyway i thought you guys would enjoy my last hurrah. my game time expires 9PM Saturday and i think i need a break from gaming in general. Thank you all in C&P for putting up with my frequent trolling. yes you can haz my stuff, and tl'dr
fly safe and much love
Buzzy |