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Jera
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Posted - 2004.07.28 08:41:00 -
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Edited by: Jera on 28/07/2004 08:47:51
Hail customers,
as always on the cutting edge of technology and quality, Drink StarsiÖ is releasing a new brand of cans to distribute the taste of revengeÖ. Before sueing your local provisionner at the Caldari Business Tribunal, please make sure that it does not already have removed the old cans for theses new ones :
Each of them is now fitted with a mini gyro-pressurized magnetic opener, a fill level digital display, a full armored jacket and a micro-shielding content protector. Due to our recent efficient workforce managements planetside, we are providing theses new cans without any price change ! And for only a few isk, you may also order our premium cans, with their cooling cryo-chill processor : revenge is a dish best served cold.
Carefull : throwing a StarsiÖ can at someone's head can be lethal.
Discuss loyalty to the State issues on the 'Caldari' channel
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Jera
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Posted - 2004.07.28 08:41:00 -
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Edited by: Jera on 28/07/2004 08:47:51
Hail customers,
as always on the cutting edge of technology and quality, Drink StarsiÖ is releasing a new brand of cans to distribute the taste of revengeÖ. Before sueing your local provisionner at the Caldari Business Tribunal, please make sure that it does not already have removed the old cans for theses new ones :
Each of them is now fitted with a mini gyro-pressurized magnetic opener, a fill level digital display, a full armored jacket and a micro-shielding content protector. Due to our recent efficient workforce managements planetside, we are providing theses new cans without any price change ! And for only a few isk, you may also order our premium cans, with their cooling cryo-chill processor : revenge is a dish best served cold.
Carefull : throwing a StarsiÖ can at someone's head can be lethal.
Discuss loyalty to the State issues on the 'Caldari' channel
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2004.07.28 11:22:00 -
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Hi-tech cans you caldaris surprise me everytime. What's next? a can with warp drives for safe automatical delivery in any system? -------------------
Quote: Fragm's Oversized Ego Cannon barely scratches the forums, inflicting omgnoonecares damage
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Grimpak
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Posted - 2004.07.28 11:22:00 -
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Hi-tech cans you caldaris surprise me everytime. What's next? a can with warp drives for safe automatical delivery in any system? -------------------
Quote: Fragm's Oversized Ego Cannon barely scratches the forums, inflicting omgnoonecares damage
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GoGo Yubari
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Posted - 2004.07.28 12:31:00 -
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Being a pirate is hard, especially when all those bounty hunters are shooting at your ship all day long. That's why I love to Drink Starsi(tm), to keep my cool in battle. Unfortunate, up to now, my Drink Starsi(tm) have been getting broken up by the constant barrage of torpedos and large ordnance striking my vessel. These new and improved cans will help me get the desired refreshment even in the thickest battle (and to loot more cans from the smoldering wrecks of my victims)!
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GoGo Yubari
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Posted - 2004.07.28 12:31:00 -
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Being a pirate is hard, especially when all those bounty hunters are shooting at your ship all day long. That's why I love to Drink Starsi(tm), to keep my cool in battle. Unfortunate, up to now, my Drink Starsi(tm) have been getting broken up by the constant barrage of torpedos and large ordnance striking my vessel. These new and improved cans will help me get the desired refreshment even in the thickest battle (and to loot more cans from the smoldering wrecks of my victims)!
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Silver Night
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Posted - 2004.07.28 20:25:00 -
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Good to see Starsi staying on the cutting edge3 of beverage tecnologies, as usual. ------------------ Silver Night Director - Production and Science (\_/)This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature (O.o)to help him on his way to World Domination. (> <) |
Silver Night
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Posted - 2004.07.28 20:25:00 -
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Good to see Starsi staying on the cutting edge3 of beverage tecnologies, as usual. ------------------ Silver Night Director - Production and Science (\_/)This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature (O.o)to help him on his way to World Domination. (> <) |
Mitchello
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Posted - 2004.07.29 04:06:00 -
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Starsi light is my favorite, nothing is more refreshing than Starsi light after a full night of shirtless Danceing at the hottest wet and wild clubs. When my mouth is parched and dry I often fill it to the brim with the foaming goodness of Starsi Light.
Starsi Light, the decadence is in the lack of calories
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Mitchello
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Posted - 2004.07.29 04:06:00 -
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Starsi light is my favorite, nothing is more refreshing than Starsi light after a full night of shirtless Danceing at the hottest wet and wild clubs. When my mouth is parched and dry I often fill it to the brim with the foaming goodness of Starsi Light.
Starsi Light, the decadence is in the lack of calories
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Graelyn
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Posted - 2004.07.29 11:05:00 -
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((Best...thread....evar...))
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Graelyn
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Posted - 2004.07.29 11:05:00 -
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((Best...thread....evar...))
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Cavtrooper
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Posted - 2004.07.30 18:23:00 -
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I must say my Cherry Starsi has never tasted better. I just cant get enough of that wonderful stuff.
However one small critique: the armored jacket on the new cans prevents it from fitting in the cup holders of my warships. Will Starsi be contracting new cup holders that we can upgrade our ships?
Other than that the can is near perfect! More efficient than ever!
Cav
AWM Homepage, become a #*%^ Flinging Monkey!! |
Cavtrooper
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Posted - 2004.07.30 18:23:00 -
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I must say my Cherry Starsi has never tasted better. I just cant get enough of that wonderful stuff.
However one small critique: the armored jacket on the new cans prevents it from fitting in the cup holders of my warships. Will Starsi be contracting new cup holders that we can upgrade our ships?
Other than that the can is near perfect! More efficient than ever!
Cav
AWM Homepage, become a #*%^ Flinging Monkey!! |
Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.07.30 19:14:00 -
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Robbing people isnt an easy task. Sometimes pilots get stubborn. Thats when i open a can of Starsi and hand it to my customer. Thanks to the new Starsi, more and more of my clients have started to cooperate and hand over their money, family and pets in exchange for their lives.
Thanks Starsi! -
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Viceroy
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Posted - 2004.07.30 19:14:00 -
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Robbing people isnt an easy task. Sometimes pilots get stubborn. Thats when i open a can of Starsi and hand it to my customer. Thanks to the new Starsi, more and more of my clients have started to cooperate and hand over their money, family and pets in exchange for their lives.
Thanks Starsi! -
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Sgt Drill
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Posted - 2004.07.30 19:33:00 -
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Yep I allways give up over a Starsi.
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Sgt Drill
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Posted - 2004.07.30 19:33:00 -
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Yep I allways give up over a Starsi.
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Chea Panasty
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Posted - 2004.07.30 22:18:00 -
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ClubFusion proudly serves Starsi, it's our #1 non-alcoholic drink requested.
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Chea Panasty
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Posted - 2004.07.30 22:18:00 -
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ClubFusion proudly serves Starsi, it's our #1 non-alcoholic drink requested.
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Plasmatique
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Posted - 2004.07.30 22:25:00 -
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Nothing quenches the thirst I get after fighting pirates like Cherry StarsiÖ.
It's the only drink for me.
Thanks StarsiÖ
..................................... Proud Owner of a Navy Issue Raven
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Plasmatique
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Posted - 2004.07.30 22:25:00 -
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Nothing quenches the thirst I get after fighting pirates like Cherry StarsiÖ.
It's the only drink for me.
Thanks StarsiÖ
..................................... Proud Owner of a Navy Issue Raven
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Xrak
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Posted - 2004.07.31 02:44:00 -
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Nothing beats the taste of Revenge. Oh yea.
Xrak CEC Councillor
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Xrak
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Posted - 2004.07.31 02:44:00 -
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Nothing beats the taste of Revenge. Oh yea.
Xrak CEC Councillor
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