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the willyb
Digital Fury Corporation
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Posted - 2009.02.03 16:45:00 -
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Originally by: Hondri Atlas alliance
HAHAHAHA! That made me laugh so hard I started crying!
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gigawatt
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Posted - 2009.04.13 02:09:00 -
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m0ar!
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Rock urSocksoff
Provehito In Altum
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Posted - 2009.04.13 03:37:00 -
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nice necro
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Quantar Raalsken
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.13 04:36:00 -
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-- Pick up line -- Baby, i got a dense veldspar in my pants for ya...wanna strip mine it?
===== Homeworld Hamachi Network - Keep the Classic Alive! |
Che Biko
Polytechnique Gallenteenne
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Posted - 2009.04.13 13:46:00 -
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How to humiliate Amarr? Minma-tar and feathers.
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AD Adams
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Posted - 2009.04.13 18:39:00 -
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You know youve played to much eve when you:
- ask the guy in the porsche if he's nanoed it - in a barfight try to orbit your opponent - flee from a car accident because youre afraid of getting concorded
Why are there so few of these in here.
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Quantar Raalsken
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.13 22:20:00 -
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yo manna's so fat that she collapsed all the wormholes in the system just by showing up ===== Homeworld Hamachi Network - Keep the Classic Alive! |
Che Biko
Polytechnique Gallenteenne
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Posted - 2009.04.14 10:40:00 -
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Originally by: AD Adams You know youve played to much eve when you:
...refuse to leave the house because you can't find your pod. ...google what the price for oxygen is in Alpha Centauri. ...your wife joins the enemy side. ...you 'push-to-talk' to someone in your vicinity. ...you leave restaurants because they don't serve Long-limbs and Quafe Ultra.
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Simen123
Caldari modro Sc0rched Earth
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Posted - 2009.04.14 12:35:00 -
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you know youve played too much eve when:
..you see your wife and tell her she's a dense veldspar roid ..your cant get into your own yard because the gate is camped ..run away from bubbles trying to get to optimal ..when you sit on your roof shooting and people passing by, then going down to loot and salvage ..when you scream POINT AND WEB IT when your dog runs away
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Vekenega
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Posted - 2009.04.14 16:31:00 -
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Your momma`s so fat that your daddy needs to drop a cyno for her to go shopping
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Kannteir
Amarr Black Aces Dead Mans Hand
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Posted - 2009.04.15 06:26:00 -
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Originally by: AD Adams You know youve played to much eve when you:
...start referencing your automobile as your starship. ...more than half of your programs involve analyzing ship fittings or virtual markets. ...spend the time to create macros for every channel with more than 100 people in it. ...refer to eve as another job to friends or family so you don't have to answer questions.
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Dannerkongen
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Posted - 2009.04.15 10:14:00 -
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Edited by: Dannerkongen on 15/04/2009 10:15:19
Originally by: AD Adams You know youve played to much eve when you:
Walk up to a girl in the bar and yell POINT!
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Orm Tosteson
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Posted - 2009.04.15 19:07:00 -
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Sitting around mining will get you 'roids. One way or the other...
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Revoluti0nx
Invicta. Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.04.16 06:21:00 -
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Originally by: AD Adams You know youve played to much eve when you:
...are getting ready to get out of the car and you say to your friend alright lets undock.
sad things is, i actually said this :(
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Grand Sausage
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Posted - 2009.04.17 04:44:00 -
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so if the amarr and matari all fight to the death who wins... Society!
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Dracoknight
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Posted - 2009.04.17 09:28:00 -
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Pick-up line: "Now its only you, me and a lots of veldspar" - one liner: "Chribba stole my veldspar" - The first leaders of the EVE races:
Amaar: Paul Johannes the 2nd Caldari: Bill Gates Gallente: Some random french guy Minmatar: McGyver
Rawr! |
Vince Shepherd
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Posted - 2009.06.29 03:52:00 -
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Two matari in a ship, who's driving? Concord
Why don't you shoot a minmatar in a Raven? It's probably your Raven
How did the Caldari gain their independence? They blew up the Gallente white-flag factory, effectivly crippling their military.
If your wife asks you to reroute the capacitor so she can make dinner, you're minmatar
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Denny Haze
Amarr Knights of Destiny
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Posted - 2009.06.29 15:22:00 -
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Edited by: Denny Haze on 29/06/2009 15:22:06 Once a WoW player in EvE... Well, now you're too curious not to click me |
Grek Forto
Destry's Lounge
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Posted - 2009.07.04 05:47:00 -
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How many EVE players does it take to change a lightbulb?
1 to change it, and 300,000 to whine and moan on the forums on how it's unbalanced and that the last one was better.
Btw, stolen. almost Grek Forto Yarring Blog |
Allahs Warrior
Gallente Brotherhood of Suicidal Priests
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Posted - 2009.07.04 12:42:00 -
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Edited by: Allahs Warrior on 04/07/2009 12:43:13
Originally by: Dirk Magnum Rocket bonus.
best yet imo.
Also
...you get into a bar fight and start calling primaries to your friends.
"Hairy Man in Grateful Dead shirt is primary, Ugly Dude in wifebeater secondary. Spread your tackles!"
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Davis Emran
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Posted - 2009.07.19 07:03:00 -
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Edited by: Davis Emran on 19/07/2009 07:05:19 Q:Why do Stations go into emergency lock-downs every time an Avatar Titan shows up? A: People are afraid it will plug the hangar entrance.
You know you've played too much Eve when...... 1. ... you call a RL friend by his in-game name, and he answers. 2. ... you look in your real wallet and panic when you don't find any ISK. 3. ... you have a bumper sticker that reads, "My other vehicle is a Raven!" 4. ... you look at your boss and wonder how much DPS you could inflict before being fired. 5. ... .you drive past a police road block and say out loud gate camp 6. ... you wake up in the middle of the night just to change training and find yourself playing till down time. 7. ... you panic every time you see a flashing red light while driving your car. 8. ... you ask your employer for an "upgrade" instead of a "raise". 9. ... you casually ask your doctor during a physical exam if he has any implants he would recommend. 10. .... you look at a rock in your driveway, and wonder how much ISK it will bring you. (This joke is brought to you by meepes, he just didn't post this on this page :P)
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Vasili vonHolst
Minmatar Gargamel's Lair
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Posted - 2009.07.20 05:05:00 -
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Ok here is one!
Why did CCP change the name for this section to "My EVE" Huh huh huh?
...So people like you could post weak threads like this in a section where there is 90% of the content is videos!
LOLOLOLROFL
--->Movie: + Trillion damage to CareBear community |
URDEAD2ME
Black.Wind
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Posted - 2009.07.20 06:50:00 -
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Originally by: Vasili vonHolst Ok here is one!
Why did CCP change the name for this section to "My EVE" Huh huh huh?
...So people like you could post weak threads like this in a section where there is 90% of the content is videos!
LOLOLOLROFL
oh was this ment to be a funny ? erm ha ha ha h...a .... its my eve people can post things abouy eve here like , jokes , art , films , songs ... so let them be .... and if you dont like the thread dont read ... |
Mazca Lopez
The Patriot Society Aegis Militia
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Posted - 2009.07.20 09:03:00 -
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Onto the stage comes a sick puppie:
Whats the difference between an EVE-player and a dead baby?
There are more people who wants to have sex with a dead baby
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Firenze Nightingale
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Posted - 2009.07.20 22:08:00 -
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I saw this in someone's bio once ...
A carrier pilot named Guy Thought he was too smart to die He went out alone With an outdated clone Now he's training Frig 5 in Yulai
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CptConorado
Amarr The Collective Order
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Posted - 2009.07.21 01:14:00 -
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The Gallente pray for peace. The Caldari pray for profit. The Amarr Pray for conquest. The Minmatar pray their ships hold together.
FACT:95% of all facts and statistics are made up on the spot. (not related to eve but its kinda funny anyway) THE INVASION HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!! |
RoCkEt X
Caldari Hostile.
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Posted - 2009.07.21 11:25:00 -
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Edited by: RoCkEt X on 21/07/2009 11:26:08
'using the wrong ammunition is like slitting your wrists with a blunt knife'
'some people think sleep-secks is weird, but offline POS's get shot everyday.'
'i'll let you go if you order me a pizza - the number is 0800 *** ***'
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Lukriss
Lone Star Academy Lone Star Partners
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Posted - 2009.07.21 13:05:00 -
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Originally by: CptConorado FACT:95% of all facts and statistics are made up on the spot. (not related to eve but its kinda funny anyway)
Fact: 32.7329524905209423% of all statistics shows an amount of decimals which leads gives a misleading impression of accuracy.
Originally by: Redloc I want to gank hulks in high sec! I have a dedicated miner account so I have the funds to throw away.
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Hegg Master
Globaltech Industries
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Posted - 2009.07.22 11:12:00 -
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lol [url=http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/combat_record.php?type=player&name=Hegg%20Master][ |
Hexentanz
Amarr The Eden Trading International Corporation Hansa Teutonica
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Posted - 2009.07.23 06:51:00 -
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Originally by: Vekenega Your momma`s so fat that your daddy needs to drop a cyno for her to go shopping
damn, insane sir, u made my day ------ TETIC The Eden Trading International Corporation www.tetic.ch / German Trading Corporation |
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