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Mousserande
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Posted - 2010.03.04 18:01:00 -
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Q: How many CCP does it take to change a broken lightbulb? A: None, it works as intended.
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Mack Brain
Gallente
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Posted - 2010.03.07 03:06:00 -
[92]
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General Volk
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Posted - 2010.03.07 04:24:00 -
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How do you get 50 Jove's into a 50 gallon barrel? Blender...
How do you get them out? Doritos.
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Kaimar Redcloud
Gallente Beagle Industries F A I L
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Posted - 2010.03.12 23:47:00 -
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A Caldari freighter pilot is layed over in a Minmatar station waiting for his next load so he heads down to the bar and orders a beer. While he's waiting for the bartender to bring it, he see's a bucket of isk hanging over the bar. He asks the bartender what it's for. "Oh that's a little contest the regulars have going. It costs you 15 ISK to enter and you have to complete 3 challenges. The first challenge is to drink 15 beers in 15 minutes. The second challenge is I have a slaver hound out back with a bad tooth. You have to pull his tooth. You see that little old Amar lady back there? She's never had an orgasm. That's the third challenge. The Caldari thinks about it a minute and says "I'll try it" and hands the bartender the money. Bartender sets the 15 beers in front of the Caldari and he slams them down in 12 minutes flat. He stands up a little wobbly and the bartender points him to the door to the slaver hound. Everybody in the bar hears howling,screaming,barking and snarling. Suddenly the door flies open, and the pilot comes in covered in blood,his pants ripped, his shirt torn and hollers out "I did it!! Now where's that old lady with the bad tooth?" Drunken lowsec pilot extraordinaire |
Hardogay
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Posted - 2010.03.13 23:24:00 -
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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for Minmatars
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Red Arzender
Caldari
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Posted - 2010.03.15 13:29:00 -
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Here's some I came up with, when I was very, very tired.
Once upon a time the CCP held a spiritual competiton.
Q: Why had the Minmatar navy halt their ship production? A: They ran out of cardboard and duct-tape
A Gallente, a Minmatar, a Caldari and an Amarr were flying 8,000 feet above ground when its engines died. The pilot announced that one passenger had jump in order to save the rest. The Gallente stood up, jumped off the plane and yelled "Long live the Gallente Federation!"
But the plane was still going to crash and the captain announced, that one more had to jump. Then the Minmatar stood up, jumped off the plane and yelled "Long live the Minmatar Republic!"
But still one person had to jump. Then the Caldari stood up, walked up to the Amarr and kicked her out of the plane, yelling "Long live the Racial Cooperation!"
Q: What's the difference between an Amarrian diplomat and a pirate? A: You can negotiate with the pirate.
The Caldari never fall back. They merely turn 180 degrees and advance forward.
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