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Garmon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.05.17 23:50:00 -
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Edited by: Garmon on 17/05/2009 23:52:06
Salutations C&P!
I come here today with a fearsome story to tell, one of trickery, deceit and utter failure. As you will know from our earlier thread, gentle reader, our war targets are of a particularly slimy and untrustworthy sort, so to those with sensitive sensibilities, you may wish to leave the thread now.
And so, we resume our story just after we relieved the infamously evil Aralis of his Legion. The fine gentlefolk of Genos Occidere, still angered by the persistent dishonour of the treacherous Transwarp Ventures, were continuing their roaming gangs into Y-MPWL; a hive of brutal villainy and malice.
For their part, the dastardly rogues of Transwarp Ventures were mostly cowering behind their mastersĘ skirts, afraid to even engage us when they had a numeric and technical advantage: a noticeable instance of this being when a Transwelp gang composed of an Abbadon, Dominix, Drake, Hurricane, Thorax and Caracal fled from the brutally honourable forces of Genos Occidere ū just a Myrmidon, Drake and Sleipnir.
And so, Genos Occidere took a short break from smoking fine cigars, supping at quality brandy and deflowering virgins to convene a WAR COUNCIL. Fortunately, GenosĘ ~elite spymaster~ who will remain unnamed, had infiltrated corporations inside Transwarp, most notably Dead 2 Rights, the main corp in the alliance. Furnished with untold knowledge by this valiant double agent, a plan was hatched.
The WAR COUNCIL found out that many, many of the cowardly Transwarpians still cowered in highsec space. The wise warrior-warlord Suitonia, experienced in the ways of martial combat in this area of space, exhorted our refined WAR COUNCIL to improve our security status, and thus be restored in the good graces of CONCORD. All the while, Suitonia would stalk her prey in highsec viciously and without remorse, relentlessly demanding JUSTICE for the dishonouring of her gentlemanĘs duel. Link, link and link.
Of course, this peculiar demand was met with much raising of eyebrows and scratching of heads, but as honourable warriors, we undertook this fearsome feat. This was a rather dull period for Genos Occidere, punctuated quite commonly with Nexus threatening to kill himself and gay jokes.
To give Transwarp the illusion that we had given up on fighting them in nullsec space, it was decided that we should commence mining operations in the barren wastelands of CVA lowsec. It went quite well.
And finally, to complete the trifecta of ennui, the WAR COUNCIL concluded that Genos face, and overcome in the field of battle, war and justice, the various highsec POS, one in Balle and one in Ney, that our spies had uncovered. This also inspired much complaining from the ranks of the WAR COUNCIL, however the chivalrous champions of Genos steeled themselves against the inevitable dullness.
Both POS were reinforced to a favourable timer in short order, all was well, and all were well pleased with themselves.
However, the dastardly knaves in Transwarp would not let this beautiful act of honour and truth stand. They fled the alliance with their tails in between their legs, meaning that the war cooldown would end before their POS came out of reinforced! Of course, a petition was duly filed, and yet again, CCP could do nothing about this chicken-hearted, lily-livered exploiting gameplay - Genos were once again on the back foot.
signature locked for inappropriate language. ~EVE Community Team
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Garmon
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.05.17 23:51:00 -
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Edited by: Garmon on 17/05/2009 23:52:26 Improvising, the adamant and ruthless warlords of Genos quickly left their alliance, resetting the cooldown timer. Alas though, discerning readers, for it was too late to destroy one of the POS ū the more valuable one, which we had learnt had capital BPOs in research inside its labs.
However, our decisive vengeance for this ignominious indignity would have to be delayed. There was still another POS to annihilate.
With the Balle POS quickly despatched, Genos turned their eyes to plotting their victory over the other POS. Soon, we discovered that measures had already begun to take down the Ney POS. Already, had the capital BPOs been whisked away. Nonetheless, there was no time to mourn the loss of them, the tower was being unanchored.
Quickly, it was decided that the most expedient strategy for dealing with these foolish ruffians would be large amounts of suicide ganking battlecruisers and a scooping alt. With just minutes left ticking on the timer, we assembled our fleet and warped on top of the POS. One badger warped in. One battlecruiser went down for him. A sigh of relief was breathed, but keep your breath baited, my compassionate reader, for the worst is yet to come.
With but fifteen seconds remaining on the timer, an Iteron Mk. V warped in, just 1,500 metres away from the soon to be unanchored POS. With an explosion of noise on voice comms, six battlecruisers panicked and all at once, laid waste to that poor Iteron, and the tower was scooped.
Is there a lesson in all this, I hear you cry? But of course.
Always, always bet on Genos.
signature locked for inappropriate language. ~EVE Community Team
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IamBeastx
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.05.17 23:59:00 -
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Edited by: IamBeastx on 18/05/2009 00:05:42 Not a bad read lol..
Interesting,
So i take it you killed the bottom feeding s****sucking aliens?
first
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TimMc
Gallente Brutal Deliverance
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Posted - 2009.05.18 00:04:00 -
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second. TL;DR.
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TimMc
Gallente Brutal Deliverance
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Posted - 2009.05.18 00:08:00 -
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ok that was a fabrication, I did read it.
Here is a TL;DR for everyone else:
Genos gank carebears with Exequrors, then steal their POS. News at 11!
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Suitonia
Gallente Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.05.18 00:11:00 -
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Edited by: Suitonia on 18/05/2009 00:13:48 Edited by: Suitonia on 18/05/2009 00:12:08 TL;DR ->
- Genos are owning Transwarp Ventures, Alliance that dared to cross Genos and dishonour 1vs1 with us. 18.73% Efficiency on their own board.
- We hit their highsec POS' found by a spy we had in Dead 2 Rights Corporation, (sup Acer you kicked the wrong corp). Using the science and industry tab to locate them.
- Both POS are reinforced, cowardly pigdogs remove themselves from the alliance to prevent this POS's getting destroyed
- Genos Follow suite, leave <TAS> Temporarily to gurantee we can kill the Balle POS, we kill it, and get away with 2 mobile labs (180mil~).
The othercorp whom we didn't have an active war declaration until later tonight, attempted to take down their POS and repaired it while we couldn't shoot them, we had an alt watching in a Crane transport ship. We warp in suicide BC's, kill their haulers, while our crane escapes with their Shadow Serpentis Medium Control Tower.
Even more TL;DR Genos just ~owned~ a crappy CVA pet with no honour
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kaisersauzee
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.05.18 00:32:00 -
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My exequeror died on the mining op but the battle report doesnt show it due to "malformed" error. Loss mail was posted on our backup killboard and on battle clinic. |
Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.05.18 01:17:00 -
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Uh oh now they've done it
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Somal Thunder
Intergalactic Peace Organization
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Posted - 2009.05.18 02:32:00 -
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n1
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Suey Syder
Alpha Lima Tango INC.
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Posted - 2009.05.18 03:02:00 -
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Best topic brings a smile to my face.
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Suitonia
Gallente Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.05.18 04:26:00 -
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Genos Occidere best Occidere
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Cyrdax
Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.18 04:44:00 -
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as much as i enjoy hearing about people who are bad at this game getting beat down
did you really need to make another thread that's going to be 10 pages by tomorrow
--- tv where the horn go, boy can you top that? |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.05.18 05:20:00 -
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Originally by: Cyrdax as much as i enjoy hearing about people who are bad at this game getting beat down
did you really need to make another thread that's going to be 10 pages by tomorrow
But... but..... but.......... Its Garmon!
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Thaer Deathor
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Posted - 2009.05.18 05:42:00 -
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Edited by: Thaer Deathor on 18/05/2009 05:44:33 And they thought i was the spy, LOL, transwelp ****ors
go rat in a moros
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Lord Makk
Trust Doesn't Rust Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2009.05.18 06:24:00 -
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Only thread on eve-o worth reading atm ;)
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Suitonia
Gallente Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.05.18 08:32:00 -
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The obvious transwarp venture alt comments on the Balle POS kill on the Genos board are quite amusing, sweet tears.
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arbiter reborn
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Posted - 2009.05.18 08:37:00 -
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pure winsauce
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Deathhawk
Hammersmith Hardmen Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2009.05.18 09:29:00 -
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i like these stories, they are what make c&p :)
much better than all the other noob ****
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Tiny Tove
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Posted - 2009.05.18 10:29:00 -
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So the time I spent teaching Suitonia 12% of everything he knows was well worth it after all!
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Lord Windu
Amarr
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Posted - 2009.05.18 10:41:00 -
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Originally by: Deathhawk i like these stories, they are what make c&p :)
much better than all the other noob ****
This.
Nice to see a nice write up on here for a change, been too much crap for a while now. ~ ☺ A Kirra Liu Presentation. Will give cyber for GTC ☺ |
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Gilgamesh1980
The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.05.18 10:54:00 -
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well we also decced one of the corps that left the alliance trying to exploit the dec system, so they will be hunted just as before now too
Federic 'Gilgamesh1980' Chopin
Supreme Commander and Diplomat of the Black Rabbits and Gurlstas associates |
Shiroi Okami
Gallente EVE Defence Initiative
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Posted - 2009.05.18 11:34:00 -
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Originally by: Suitonia Edited by: Suitonia on 18/05/2009 00:13:48 Edited by: Suitonia on 18/05/2009 00:12:08 TL;DR ->
(sup Acer you kicked the wrong corp). [/*]
I lol'd at this. And it was Chiggie that kicked us, partly cause of the supposed spy thing and partly cause he was like LOLWTF THESE GUYS HAVE FRIENDS IN RL!?!?! /kick. EVEDI folks will know what I mean.
Second of all, nice read there Garmon, you know how to please a crowd.
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RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.05.18 13:06:00 -
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And again
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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Neacail
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Posted - 2009.05.18 13:17:00 -
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Should go for the big 20 imo.
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Sidephex
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.05.18 13:36:00 -
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Originally by: Gilgamesh1980 well we also decced one of the corps that left the alliance trying to exploit the dec system, so they will be hunted just as before now too
if u r talking northwind... no need for the extra dec, they already told us they will rejoin transwarp.
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Gilgamesh1980
The Black Rabbits The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.05.18 14:01:00 -
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was actually Auscorp :)
Federic 'Gilgamesh1980' Chopin
Supreme Commander and Diplomat of the Black Rabbits and Gurlstas associates |
Ignition SemperFi
The Arrow Project Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.05.18 14:20:00 -
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exequerors are the best pvp shups! ---- People Say Im paranoid because I have a gun, I say I dont have to be paranoid because I have a gun.
Space Vikings |
William DeMeo
Gallente Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.05.18 14:38:00 -
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The reason TRANSWERP aren't responding in this thread is because if they do CVA will kick them.
Glorious TRANSWERP QQ and "we didnt want that POS anyway" can instead be found on our killboard:
http://www.genos.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=3325797
Feel free to reply, and CVA check it out too! Yarr |
Jim GNARKILL
Gnarkill INC
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Posted - 2009.05.18 14:59:00 -
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Edited by: Jim GNARKILL on 18/05/2009 14:59:40 :( boo for me and my crappy sec status, can we go kill stuff in low and null again guys :(
Edit: alt posting fails
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2009.05.18 15:03:00 -
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I always wondered if a remote rep fleet of exequerors would work..but I'd never gotten enough guys together with the requisite ships and skills.
Seems it works really well --
Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
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