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Naga Elohim
Amarr The Reformed Bondage Patrol
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:37:00 -
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Originally by: Johnson Scythe Let me put it this way to you haters.
1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.
2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies.
The answer, my hateful poor friends, is YES and YES
The only thing stopping you buying one, is the cost of the item
I am rich, however, and the cost is the same to me as 10 isk is to you.
ERGO: The only reason you do not buy a monocle is that you are poor.
Keep this comedy gold coming! YOU ARE TRAILBLAZER! lol
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SilentSkills
Gallente Tax Evaders Inc.
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: Death Severus
successful troll is successful
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Johnson Scythe
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:39:00 -
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Originally by: Generals4 Johnson is just jealous he doesn't have cool shades, that's all.
Well funny you should say that, I know whether you can put the shades on OVER the monocle.
You however, will have to wonder about that when you go to bed tonight.
As you have no monocle.
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Nikki West
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:40:00 -
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Originally by: Johnson Scythe 1) Does my avatar look better, even if very slightly, then it would without a monocle. Slightly different, slightly unique, slightly cooler.
It looks lame.
Originally by: Johnson Scythe 2) If the monocle cost 10 isk, would you buy one, if only for some slight entertainment amongst your corpies.
I wouldn't have one on my character if it was free.
But to each his own. So enjoy your virtual monocle.
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Borun Tal
Minmatar Just Abide
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:40:00 -
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Originally by: SilentSkills
Originally by: Death Severus
successful troll is successful
Loser went beyond trolling into (successfully) looking like a complete idiot.
Got a thread for loser: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1534330
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HeIIfire11
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:42:00 -
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Edited by: HeIIfire11 on 22/06/2011 17:43:27
Originally by: Johnson Scythe Welcome to the elite club of monocle owners
You payed a lot of money to troll people and you don't even know the joke is on you. Can't wait until they change the price and everyone has one lol. What a jack ass
Beside the fact that it looks like **** lol.
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Templar Dane
Amarrian Retribution
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:43:00 -
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Best thread in a long time. I just wish I had thought of the monocle troll first.
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digitalwanderer
Gallente DF0 incorporated
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:43:00 -
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Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Generals4 Johnson is just jealous he doesn't have cool shades, that's all.
Well funny you should say that, I know whether you can put the shades on OVER the monocle.
You however, will have to wonder about that when you go to bed tonight.
As you have no monocle.
Then put the sunglasses on and show us with the monocle still visible in the picture???....Oh i know, you'll make up an excuse for not doing it.
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Bologna Brains
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:44:00 -
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Our monocle also shows off our status, similar to:
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Erichk Knaar
Caldari Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:45:00 -
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Blaze on Trailblazer, blaze on.
You put your money where the troll is. I salute you for that.
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Langoss
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:45:00 -
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**** your monocles
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Johnson Scythe
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:45:00 -
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Originally by: Borun Tal
Originally by: SilentSkills
Originally by: Death Severus
successful troll is successful
Loser went beyond trolling into (successfully) looking like a complete idiot.
Got a thread for loser: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1534330
You assume I spent dollars on plex to get a monocle
As I have stated many times in this thread (perhaps the recording device on the monocle would aid your memory) I am very rich in isk
There is no legal way to transfer isk into dollars. And the illegal way is fraught with difficulty.
SO NO I COULD NOT HAVE PURCHASED ANY OF THE ITEMS YOU STUPIDLY LINK IN THAT THREAD
That thread is aimed at people who are considering buying plex with dollars. Not monocles with isk!
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ApophisXP
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:46:00 -
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Originally by: Dr Ming At first I was like, "well if you got the money to squander"... Then I saw the tears in this thread... That monocle is starting to look like a rather good isk to tears value.
This is the reason why one has purchased a tear extractor too
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Darcy D'Spledide
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:46:00 -
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Man, Eve used to be cool. Now you're all turning into the same trolls, everyones the same, one big monoculture.
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Rodion Romanovich Raskolnikov
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:47:00 -
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Johnson Scythe, sir, I'd tip my hat to you if I had one.
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Vaerah Vahrokha
Minmatar Vahrokh Consulting
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:47:00 -
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Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Da Gooch
I can afford one, will i buy it? no i,ll wait till its brought down by a big portion, stop bragging, makes you look stupid tbh.
Gooch do not lie.
You cannot afford a monocle. If you are worried about the cost of something you cannot afford it.
I CAN afford it and I look super cool with one. Whoever designed it at CCP deserves a raise. Im not too keen on the boots but the monocle makes me look EVIL CRAZY
Also it has a black box recorder built in.
If you were in my corp I would boot you for being so poor
The monocle fits well on your face but I'd hate it on mine. If only they put necklaces, scarves and headpieces....
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Gallinari
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:48:00 -
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If you have the money more power to you...
But the monocle in general looks like complete horse****.
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ApophisXP
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:48:00 -
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Originally by: riddick VinDiesel
Lulz
These posts represent my Personal views and not those of my Corporation nor my Alliance. |
Templar Dane
Amarrian Retribution
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:48:00 -
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Nominating Johnson Scythe for troll of the year.
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Sarina Berghil
Minmatar New Zion Judge Advocate Yulai Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:50:00 -
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Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: Sarina Berghil
Also I would feel like a fool if I bought one. I could easily pay a penny for the Statue of Liberty and be none the poorer, but I would still feel like a fool for throwing away a penny like that.
You would be the owner of one of the most touristed landmarks in the world for one penny and you wouldnt do it?
I can see why you cannot afford a monocle.
Hmm, maybe you have a point. You do have a monocle after all.
Does anyone happen to know someone from the landmark trading business? It might be time to do some investments.
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Haran Tyrus
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:51:00 -
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Originally by: Templar Dane Nominating Johnson Scythe for troll of the year.
Seconded.
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Letrange
Minmatar Red Horizon Inc Cascade Imminent
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:52:00 -
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Johnson, I salute your monocle. Not that I would buy one as it would clash with my cool shades. I am but a poor broke pilot who is slooooooowly saving up for a capital ship bpo set. Other things to spend my isk on.
To the rest of you: I give Oveur's Titan Reply: "It's a big ****, it was never meant to be cost effective"
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cBOLTSON
Star Frontiers Ignore This.
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:54:00 -
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Edited by: cBOLTSON on 22/06/2011 17:54:00
Originally by: Johnson Scythe
Originally by: MurKoN Kador Mahyisti
Originally by: Borun Tal Quick solution: don't feed the Farmville mentality and pay cash for virtual clothes.
This man cannot afford a monocle
You're character looks like it has a infected puss_y for an eye.... nice way to spend what 50-60 dollars worth of plex?
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Tressin Khiyne
Minmatar The Tuskers
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:54:00 -
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10/10
In fact, it's such a good troll I don't even feel as if it's a troll. More, I feel like all of the whining self-proclaimed "vets" have been ousted in their attempt to lower the cost of monocles so they could buy one.
In short, all I've heard is "I want a monocle and they're too expensive, and that's not right!", and in this thread the truth has been exposed. --
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RensPriceChecker2
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:55:00 -
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tomorrow i will start selling some sausages to people for EUR 20,000 each. I wonder how many people will buy them and not feel like an idiot. |
Medidranda Livoga
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:56:00 -
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Expensive troll, 8/10. CCP is the real winner here of course.
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Jefferson H Clay
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:56:00 -
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Originally by: Tobias Sjodin I'm starting to like this troll.
Same. Perhaps it's the hidden power of the monacle at work?
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digitalwanderer
Gallente DF0 incorporated
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:56:00 -
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Originally by: Letrange
To the rest of you: I give Oveur's Titan Reply: "It's a big ****, it was never meant to be cost effective"
True, it is a vanity piece, but when a pair of monocles costs more than a fully fitted dreadnaught, wich is something that can be used in game day in and day out(until it gets blown up eventually), i have a problem with that.
The monocle would have to be made out of a single diamond stone to be worth that much to be honest...
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Sarina Berghil
Minmatar New Zion Judge Advocate Yulai Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:58:00 -
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Originally by: Tressin Khiyne 10/10
In fact, it's such a good troll I don't even feel as if it's a troll. More, I feel like all of the whining self-proclaimed "vets" have been ousted in their attempt to lower the cost of monocles so they could buy one.
In short, all I've heard is "I want a monocle and they're too expensive, and that's not right!", and in this thread the truth has been exposed.
Even if the price was lowered I would still spend my hard earned cash on Spiced Wine and Synth Blue Pills. I just don't have the class for monocles.
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Takseen
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Posted - 2011.06.22 17:59:00 -
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I guess you could say he has a MONOpoly on that particular item.
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