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Hilmler Fudd
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Posted - 2011.06.29 23:49:00 -
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Dear the Monocleers of Crime & Punishment who seem happy with themselves. I actually would like to thank you all for bringing me back down to reality via the sustained use of the word Peasant to refer to those who do not have the means to or chose not to sport Eve Vanity. You see with 13 years of Private Education, a 1st Class University Degree and a Rich Family behind me life has so far not been hard for me. Trust me playing Eve on my ú3k Custom Built PC with 4 clients all Highest Settings with Station Environment loaded running smoothly while some of you, no doubt with Monocles in Game whine about what happens when you currently run one eve client gives me sleepless nights. This amidst, the fact that at 31, I reside in a posh outright owned modern flat in close proximity to the city centre with visibility of one of Europe's most prominent skylines, do my daily food shopping in Waitrose and consume fine wine each night which costs more daily than the monthly subscription to play eve. No doubt some of you sporting Monocles will be reading this and having flashbacks to the beatings papa gave you and how your soiled bed sheets were never changed. Thus I enjoy as part of rabble being referred to by C&P Monocle wearers as a Peasant It is somewhat ironic since some of you will never experience some of the pleasantries that I enjoy on a daily basis, nor probably knew what a Monocle was prior to this delightful expansion. Could I buy Monocles yes - do I want to, no. Now if the money that you were spending on Eve Vanity was rechanneled into Eve development then I would have no problem - but it is very likely not. Your Monocle monies is paying for a game you will probably never play at the expense of a game you do play. Fools follow fools and every time I am referred to as a Peasant in Eve, i laugh and imagine that in real life you are a pizza delivery man who now lives in your Grans' old Caravan after she passed away aged 45 from lack of nutrition and many misspent social security payments.
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.06.30 00:00:00 -
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Sir, clearly you are not wealthy at all and I applaud your attempt to sound convincing. I must inquire though as to why you must present this to me in a wall of italic text?
Surely your first class university degree in bologna should have taught you proper paragraph usage, I learned how to use paragraphs shortly after my first time riding a horse when I was 5
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Aerion Va'rr
Blowin' Dudes
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Posted - 2011.06.30 00:51:00 -
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Originally by: Hilmler Fudd Trust me playing Eve on my ú3k Custom Built PC with 4 clients all Highest Settings with Station Environment loaded running smoothly
So can the piece of **** Dell in my office at work.. Cookie?
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Xenuria
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2011.06.30 01:01:00 -
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My pc cost me 10 grand to build myself... I can run 50+ eve clients on it at one time. Not with CQ though... "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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CptConorado
Amarr Blue Republic
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Posted - 2011.06.30 01:04:00 -
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I use a computer from the 90s and can run 9000+ clients with CQ loaded.
________________________________________________ Some say the universe is almost full of honest people, well I say the universe is full of almost honest people. -Unknown |
Hilmler Fudd
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Posted - 2011.06.30 01:56:00 -
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Originally by: Surfin's PlunderBunny Sir, clearly you are not wealthy at all and I applaud your attempt to sound convincing. I must inquire though as to why you must present this to me in a wall of italic text?
Surely your first class university degree in bologna should have taught you proper paragraph usage, I learned how to use paragraphs shortly after my first time riding a horse when I was 5
I did the wall of italic text intentionally to make the thread harder to read and thus out of spite since your vanity item did sfa to help you read it did it?
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Erichk Knaar
Caldari Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2011.06.30 02:04:00 -
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It's a pity that fancy education of yours didn't come with paragraphs.
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Hilmler Fudd
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Posted - 2011.06.30 02:07:00 -
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Originally by: Xenuria My pc cost me 10 grand to build myself... I can run 50+ eve clients on it at one time. Not with CQ though...
The difference between a 10 grand pc and a 3 grand pc is quite frankly nominal and not worth the extra ú/performance ratio. Again it's vanity. But the poor people here pretending to be rich is comical.
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Hilmler Fudd
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Posted - 2011.06.30 02:17:00 -
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Originally by: Erichk Knaar It's a pity that fancy education of yours didn't come with paragraphs.
It was just as hard to read with plain eye, as with a monocle.
I have demonstrated quite fiendishly that C&P Monocle pomp and fanfare is moot and they are no better than you while still beneath me in society and standings.
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Yuanrang
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Posted - 2011.06.30 02:25:00 -
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When my butler read this to me I was most amused. I'd reply in person but I don't want to get caviar all over my hand-carved lacquer keyboard, so I had to dictate this to my typist.
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Rascael
Mindstar Technology
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Posted - 2011.06.30 02:39:00 -
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Lol... +1
Would read again
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Minmatar The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island
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Posted - 2011.06.30 02:59:00 -
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Originally by: Yuanrang When my butler read this to me I was most amused. I'd reply in person but I don't want to get caviar all over my hand-carved lacquer keyboard, so I had to dictate this to my typist.
I applaud this, you sir should be wearing a monocle
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Irie Irie Irie
Caldari Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.06.30 04:26:00 -
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Monocles are the Burberry caps of New Eden. ~~~
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Hilmler Fudd
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Posted - 2011.06.30 05:31:00 -
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Originally by: Irie Irie Irie Monocles are the Burberry caps of New Eden.
The man with the moustache is correct.
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Annie Anomie
Shadows Of The Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.30 06:05:00 -
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Buzzin spaceship lah.
You got the aurium bodykit with the big spoiler out of MAX Power?
Innit.
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Portmanteau
Gallente CTRL-Q
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Posted - 2011.06.30 06:52:00 -
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A jolly little song about "common" monocle wearing space chavs
moon chavs
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.30 08:02:00 -
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Originally by: Hilmler Fudd Dear the Monocleers of Crime & Punishment who seem happy with themselves. I am a poor peasant pikey with clinical delusions of grandeur.
Peasant, be calm, you will be attended to.
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.30 08:04:00 -
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Originally by: Erichk Knaar It's a pity that fancy education of yours didn't come with paragraphs.
Welcome to the club of enlightened players of appropriate stature. Dear Colleague and Peer, I salute thee.
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Hilmler Fudd
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Posted - 2011.06.30 08:09:00 -
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The way those with monocles have been acting one might not be mistaken in suggesting that Uncle Adolf would be proud of them.
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RasTrent
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.30 08:34:00 -
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Originally by: Erichk Knaar It's a pity that fancy education of yours didn't come with paragraphs.
I concur. -----
http://rastrent.srslywtf.com/I MAEK BLOG |
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Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.30 09:16:00 -
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Originally by: Hilmler Fudd The way those with monocles have been acting one might not be mistaken in suggesting that Uncle Adolf would be proud of them.
Dear peasant, you should not be speaking of history. Your vocational school curriculum did not include history. Operating pitchforks does not require such knowledge.
Furthermore, your feeble attempt to offend us has been reported to the Authorities. Expect a ban from these fine channels of communication, intended for your betters in the first place.
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Jim GNARKILL
Gnarkill INC
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Posted - 2011.06.30 09:39:00 -
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Originally by: Hilmler Fudd The way those with monocles have been acting one might not be mistaken in suggesting that Uncle Adolf would be proud of them.
You seem like a peasant of mine, he was a young asian man with Down's Syndrome.
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Anas Damona
The Orthography Commandos
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Posted - 2011.06.30 10:57:00 -
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Originally by: Hilmler Fudd Dear the Monocleers of Crime & Punishment blah blah blather
Be silent wretch! Your imaginary life with its alleged trinkets have no meaning here in real life. Get thyself away from this forum, where your betters seek to debate matters above your primitive intellect and limited ability to type at an adult sized keyboard. |
Mytzso
Private Nuisance Segregati0n
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Posted - 2011.06.30 12:04:00 -
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Originally by: Jim GNARKILL
Sir Gnarkill, it brings me infinite joy to see you join Our elevated status.
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Lavraen
Animus Furandi
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Posted - 2011.06.30 13:16:00 -
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My laptop gets hotter than the sun when I load CQ. I need a haircut, coffee and free ISK to fund my sleipnir addiction. My brother told me I smelt of bum today. He will not be receiving a monocle for his birthday. |
Gavin Tao'in
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Posted - 2011.06.30 13:25:00 -
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This wall of italicized pomp only helped me realize how happy I am to have been raised by a proper southern american family. We had the arrogant rich thrown out in the 1860s and those with wealth since have learned to treat others with equal respect. Mostly because we're only a few generations into it ourselves. Our grandfathers remember what it's like to struggle and have passed those lessons on to our parents, and they passed it on to their children.
Where I'm from how you spend your money is your own business. And parading your "social status" and wealth in the working man's face is a virtually guaranteed financial suicide. It's certainly a fast ticket to being exiled from proper society. If anything being born into privilege only serves to make it harder to prove your worth, as it should be imho.
Either way, this is a post that clearly demonstrates you have serious problems equating wealth to the quality of a person. Ideas that only remain in the ignorant peoples of civilized places. The only group of people you can easily be identified as being among.
These are lessons that should have been taught in anything from ancient history and philosophy to business ethics. Looks like all those private schooling monies would have been better spent on a few eve monocles.
Good luck, please never move to Texas, Louisiana, or Georgia. You'd be hated vehemently. Not for your wealth, mind you, but for your attitude. |
Jim GNARKILL
Gnarkill INC
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Posted - 2011.06.30 13:33:00 -
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Originally by: Gavin Tao'in This wall of italicized pomp only helped me realize how happy I am to have been raised by a proper southern american family. We had the arrogant rich thrown out in the 1860s and those with wealth since have learned to treat others with equal respect. Mostly because we're only a few generations into it ourselves. Our grandfathers remember what it's like to struggle and have passed those lessons on to our parents, and they passed it on to their children.
Where I'm from how you spend your money is your own business. And parading your "social status" and wealth in the working man's face is a virtually guaranteed financial suicide. It's certainly a fast ticket to being exiled from proper society. If anything being born into privilege only serves to make it harder to prove your worth, as it should be imho.
Either way, this is a post that clearly demonstrates you have serious problems equating wealth to the quality of a person. Ideas that only remain in the ignorant peoples of civilized places. The only group of people you can easily be identified as being among.
These are lessons that should have been taught in anything from ancient history and philosophy to business ethics. Looks like all those private schooling monies would have been better spent on a few eve monocles.
Good luck, please never move to Texas, Louisiana, or Georgia. You'd be hated vehemently. Not for your wealth, mind you, but for your attitude.
u got trolled m8
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Dracoliche
Damage Unlimited Inc
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Posted - 2011.06.30 14:30:00 -
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See now, as a non-mono****ori I was unable to determine if the op was a troll. Then I scrolled down, reading all the somewhat understandable mono****ori speak.
I found the key.
Originally by: Jim GNARKILL u got trolled m8
I think this be a troll.
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Hilmler Fudd
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Posted - 2011.06.30 18:15:00 -
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Originally by: Dracoliche See now, as a non-mono****ori I was unable to determine if the op was a troll. Then I scrolled down, reading all the somewhat understandable mono****ori speak.
I found the key.
Originally by: Jim GNARKILL u got trolled m8
I think this be a troll.
If I were a betting man - I would wager heavily on the above.
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Xenuria
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2011.06.30 18:18:00 -
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Why do we even pay attention to this riff raff? Next thing you know they will want to vote and have a deciding influence in what happens to eve.. "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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