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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.05.07 21:16:00 -
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This thread, about the noble Platypus it is now. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
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Posted - 2013.05.07 21:19:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:This thread, about the noble Platypus it is now.
Unlike other mammals, the female platypus does not have nipples. She secretes milk from two patches on her belly and her baby drinks by rubbing his bill from side to side across the patches and slurping.
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'Hodor'. |
Brutus King
Hooligans Of War
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Posted - 2013.05.07 21:25:00 -
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10 Platypus = 1 Decyplus, 10/10/10 slots, shoots HAMs from its arse and pisses laser beams. Rubs its nos side to side against your hull and slurps cap. |
Shadow Lord77
Shadow Industries I
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Posted - 2013.05.07 21:37:00 -
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This is the likes and get likes Platypus thread. The platypus is one of the few mammals to produce venom. Males have a pair of spurs on their hind limbs. The male's pair of spurs spits out a cocktail of venom that, while excruciatingly painful, is not lethal to most animals. |
Tetsuo Tsukaya
Pixel Navigators
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Posted - 2013.05.07 21:43:00 -
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Other platypus facts
- despite being a mammal, it lays eggs. Throw that in someone's face when try try and tell you what defines a mammal - they swim with their eyes closed and use their beak as their main sensory organ underwater |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.05.07 21:59:00 -
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When Platypus infants hatch, they are about the size of a lima bean. Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Ckra Trald
Stellar Essence STELLAR CONSTELLATION
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Posted - 2013.05.07 22:13:00 -
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The scientists can call it what they like, to Australians it's a platypus and, two centuries after it was discovered, we are only just beginning to learn about the strange animal that has lived here for millions of years.
Platypuses are particularly difficult creatures to study in the wild because of their aquatic and nocturnal lifestyle.
There are few in captivity. They eat 25 per cent of their body weight each day, so they are very expensive to keep in a laboratory. They haven't been bred in captivity in 50 years.
Platypus are considered a cultural icon.
There is nothing negative about this animal. Cockatoos and emus can be difficult for farmers but platypus are not a problem, they regulate their own population," she says. "People really react positively to them.
Platypuses are important in their own right; they are beautiful and unique creatures and a symbol of Australia.
Not only are they cute and furry, platypus also serve as indicators of the state of the rivers and streams. As a higher-order carnivore, their existence in a particular area relies on the waterway being healthy enough to support the invertebrates - yabbies, shrimps, tadpoles, worms, insects and small frogs - that make up the platypus diet.
They eat about 400 grams of invertebrates each night, or they starve, and they feed continuously for about 12 hours. It is common for them to move five to six kilometers each night. ^^ poorly made blunt forum post above ^^ |
LHA Tarawa
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.05.07 22:15:00 -
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Gawd created the platypus just to give the middle finger to creationists that like to say "There are no transitionary species, therefore, evolution is a false theory." Lung fish exist for the same reason. |
Ckra Trald
Stellar Essence STELLAR CONSTELLATION
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Posted - 2013.05.07 22:17:00 -
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LHA Tarawa wrote:Gawd created the platypus just to give the middle finger to creationists that like to say "There are no transitionary species, therefore, evolution is a false theory." Lung fish exist for the same reason.
Bananas fit in a humans hand perfectly, take that science ^^ poorly made blunt forum post above ^^ |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2013.05.07 22:19:00 -
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Probing platypus Evolution
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
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Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
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Posted - 2013.05.07 23:56:00 -
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In the story "The Platypus of Doom" The Platypus could not raise the dead despite being All Powerful.
Edit: And he wore a yellow bow tie with red pokadots. http://vincentoneve.wordpress.com/ |
Shaera Taam
Minmatar Death Squad Broken Chains Alliance
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Posted - 2013.05.08 00:13:00 -
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Platypii? Really? There are some people out there that seriously need some medicinal help.
Or more beer.
I'm voting for the medicine. It's extremely hard to dart someone from 15m out with a 12oz Victoria Bitters. Hard. Not impossible, but waaaay above my skill level.
...and, basically, because I can't stop it myself, carry on with your bad selves!
Thus Spake the Frigate Goddess! |
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ISD Cura Ursus
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2013.05.08 03:45:00 -
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Locked for lack of content. ISD Cura Ursus Lieutenant Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
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