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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
4900
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Posted - 2013.07.05 16:01:00 -
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Check out my fancy new battleship! I paid 212mil for it. It can fly in space, fit weapons and other modules, it can help swing the outcome of battles. It was a great investment. what did you buy?
A pair of pants.
How much?
450mil.
Holy ****! those pants must be phenomenal! Do they give you superpowers? Storage for magic dust? Increase in armor HP? Can they fit upgrades like the DUST dropsuits?
No.
What do they do then?
They cost 450mil and hug my crotch like nobody's business, and I can only wear them in my portrait and in my CQ where no one can see me.
Doesn't sound like a wise investment.
Kinda wish I would have bought the Navy Apoc instead...
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
BadAssMcKill
Love Squad Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
290
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Posted - 2013.07.05 16:07:00 -
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Muad 'dib wrote:You now the really messed up thing about the nex prices.....
10,000 isk is meant to be a TONNE of money to a planet dweller and they manage to clothe themselves and such.
So how come in a space station some, just nicer clothes are multi million isk!?!?!
Spacetax?
This is apparently somewhere in the fluff but yeah, Concord or someone charges an insane tax on regular items so capsuleers don't go too crazy buying staff
http://i.imgur.com/6j6cIZE.gif-á |
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
488
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Posted - 2013.07.05 16:11:00 -
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NeX items are perfectly priced to part fools from their money, and alternatively give people who have way more ISK than they will ever need to play the game something to spend it on. Rifterlings Corporation is now recruiting pilots for faction warfare solo & small gang frigate PvP. Visit our website at www.rifterlings.com or join our in game channel weflyrifters to speak to a recruiter. |
Just Lilly
99
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Posted - 2013.07.05 16:19:00 -
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They should start expanding the NeX store
So I can get more ingame content to spend my isk on Powered by Nvidia GTX 690 |
Jonah Gravenstein
Balius and Xanthus Traditional Gunsmiths
9624
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Posted - 2013.07.05 16:30:00 -
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Just Lilly wrote:They should start expanding the NeX store So I can get more ingame content to spend my isk on The NeX store will only truly fit into Eve when we can gank you for your $1000 pants.
In Eve you're a god, why have morals? |
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
488
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Posted - 2013.07.05 16:37:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Just Lilly wrote:They should start expanding the NeX store So I can get more ingame content to spend my isk on The NeX store will only truly fit into Eve when we can gank you for your $1000 pants, that were made by a player (or their minions dirtside).
"GET HER SHOES, GET HER SHOES!" Rifterlings Corporation is now recruiting pilots for faction warfare solo & small gang frigate PvP. Visit our website at www.rifterlings.com or join our in game channel weflyrifters to speak to a recruiter. |
Valiethuar Rahoeskilurn
State Protectorate Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2013.07.05 16:49:00 -
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Debora Tsung wrote:Valiethuar Rahoeskilurn wrote:Also, what about those items like tattoos and the cool laser monocle? Their listed in the game but can't find them for sale anywhere. Lol, Laser monoccle. I'd actually buy that just so I can say "we are borg"
"Resistance is futile"
lol, new alliance that assimilates worlds is coming. |
Jimmy Morane
Aurora Novae Aetatis Expoit This Mf's
79
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Posted - 2013.07.05 17:54:00 -
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Domanique Altares wrote:NeX items are perfectly priced to part fools from their money, and alternatively give people who have way more ISK than they will ever need to play the game something to spend it on.
Yes, it's EVE's own Neiman Marcus. |
Rico Minali
The Straw Men
1293
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Posted - 2013.07.05 17:56:00 -
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What is this NeX thing you speak of? Trust me, I almost know what I'm doing. |
Obunagawe
157
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Posted - 2013.07.05 18:00:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Check out my fancy new battleship! I paid 212mil for it. It can fly in space, fit weapons and other modules, it can help swing the outcome of battles. It was a great investment. what did you buy?
A pair of pants.
How much?
450mil.
Holy ****! those pants must be phenomenal! Do they give you superpowers? Storage for magic dust? Increase in armor HP? Can they fit upgrades like the DUST dropsuits?
No.
What do they do then?
They cost 450mil and hug my crotch like nobody's business, and I can only wear them in my portrait and in my CQ where no one can see me.
Doesn't sound like a wise investment.
Kinda wish I would have bought the Navy Apoc instead...
Yeah pants are pretty awful, you can't see them. However the monocle and either of the two high-end greatcoats (silvershore being the best) are extremely visible and excellent for forum whoring.
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