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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
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Posted - 2014.03.30 19:50:00 -
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The people of the Bleak Lands and Devoid groan under the sins of drunkenness and fornication. The sins of Pleasure Hubs. For in these so-called GÇ£highsec pocketsGÇ¥, comparatively underpopulated by an Empyrean class always on the lookout for CONCORD bounties, Pleasure Hubs are allowed to multiply unchecked, spreading filth and corruption throughout the Ohvarainen and Enka constellations. Tourists and off-duty Marines from across the cluster flock to these vile habitation modules, watching and groping Exotic Dancers while Janitors clean up the mess.
But no longer. For I have waged a brutal week-long war against the foul Pleasure Hubs of the Bleak Lands and Devoid, particularly those marked GÇ£Hidden HideawayGÇ¥, destroying 67 of them. Out of the wreckage, I recovered 670 condemned sinners, both customers and employees: 140 Tourists 170 Marines 90 Janitors 110 Male Exotic Dancers 60 Female Exotic Dancers All 670 were sacrificed unto a holy and righteous God, along with various other sinners and reprobates collected by me and my associates from jetcans abandoned at border stargates.
Hear thee now the words of almighty God, as reveled through Nauplius, Prophet of God! God has given Pleasure Hubs and anyone found inside them over to destruction. Slaughter the customers and employees of the Pleasure Hubs without mercy and partake of their blood, for GÇö The blood of the Exotic Dancers shall grant virility; The blood of the Marines shall grant courage; The blood of the Tourists shall grant fortune; The blood of the Janitors shall cleanse your soul of sin and make you worthy of standing before a holy and righteous God.
Thus saith my God and yours. Amen. Amarr Victor. |
Erica Dusette
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
5525
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Posted - 2014.03.30 20:01:00 -
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The digital record of that event seems to show most of the strippers managed to escape with the crew in life-pods. Funny that. I'd instead be more worried about the folk you're hiring to crew your ships during the sacrifice sessions, and what they get up to afterward, ah.
Anyway, Mr Nauply sir, for someone who speaks so negatively of fornication I'm left wondering if you've even tried the practice. -áGÖí-á-á-áMajor (Ret.) Caldari Naval Militia Gÿá -á Sky Fighters | Just an innocent explorer! pâä Sith1s Spectre: "Here at Sky Fighters we respect quality forum PvPers." |
Anabella Rella
Gradient
1615
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Posted - 2014.03.30 20:28:00 -
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I can almost guarantee you that he hasn't.
Also, I can't wait to hear the next thing(s) his deity has "given over to destruction". My guess is bacon. When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around. |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
4481
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Posted - 2014.03.30 20:30:00 -
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Anabella Rella wrote:My guess is bacon. FOR THE FAT OF THE BACON WILL GIVE YOU OBESITY FOR THE LEAN OF THE BACON WILL GIVE YOU TRICHINOSIS FOR THE GREASE OF THE BACON WILL GIVE YOU CHRONIC CARDIAC OBSTRUCTIVE DISEASE Mane 614
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
149
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Posted - 2014.03.30 20:37:00 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:The digital record of that event seems to show most of the strippers managed to escape with the crew in life-pods. Funny that. I'd instead be more worried about the folk you're hiring to crew your ships during the sacrifice sessions, and what they get up to afterward, ah.
Anyway, Mr Nauply sir, for someone who speaks so negatively of fornication I'm left wondering if you've even tried the practice.
Of course the wreckage of the sacrificial vessel was seared by the same lasers used to destroy it. There were no survivors.
And, no, I have not tried fornicating. |
Erica Dusette
Sky Fighters Sky Syndicate
5543
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Posted - 2014.03.30 20:55:00 -
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Well there's your problem right there, sir.
It's also the quickest way you'll find to see God.
Is a shame to learn of the wrecks fate, but I do think we may be onto something Mr Nauply. I suggest next time you encounter one of these pleasure hubs that you engage it with a different kind of weapon, ah. You may well encounter a revelation. -áGÖí-á-á-áMajor (Ret.) Caldari Naval Militia Gÿá -á Sky Fighters | Just an innocent explorer! pâä Sith1s Spectre: "Here at Sky Fighters we respect quality forum PvPers." |
Apollo Lyserius
Minerva Technologies
81
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Posted - 2014.03.30 21:07:00 -
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I'm shocked. |
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
230
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Posted - 2014.03.30 21:23:00 -
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Cool story bro. |
Karynn Denton
Clan Katanga Caravan
161
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Posted - 2014.03.30 21:57:00 -
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Nauplius wrote:And, no, I have not tried fornicating.
It seems to me that there's a common denominator amongst the more unhinged posters on the IGS.
Karynn Denton Caravan Master
Boosters! Boosters! Boosters! Delivered to your station - Contact me! |
Slaver Filth
Council of Apostles
581
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Posted - 2014.03.30 22:55:00 -
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Nauplius wrote: And, no, I have not tried fornicating.
History is replete with many other eunuchs who also suffered from such false religious notions.
You provide nothing new, and also present a poor pathetic performance as a gutter prophet.
Nauplius check your chronometer and crawl back under your rock, your fifteen minutes of fame are now over.
The little voices in your head are not divine, ............... they are delusion.
God chose the Amarr not the Khanid.
"Child of Amarr seek not warmth in our cold hearts,-á we are the old serpent of New Eden and you must do your part, revel in our viciousness, we rule by venom and our strike is merciless, "-á |
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Dez Carthis
The Dark Templars Northern Associates.
0
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Posted - 2014.03.31 00:07:00 -
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Slaver Filth wrote:[quote=Nauplius]
God chose the Amarr not the Khanid.
Typical Amarrian religious prattle - Your god left you here along with the rest of us
We've work to do and there's isk to be had.... Now... Capsuleer built & owned Stargates... Pray to you god for that...
In all chaos there is a cosmos, in all disorder a secret order. ~-áCarl Jung-á |
Noden Vorpalstar
The Knights of Polaris
161
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Posted - 2014.03.31 03:37:00 -
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Mr. Nauplius, your deeds are not those of a righteous man, nor are they those of one who worships a deity worthy of glorification. Your actions are inhumane, they are the workings of a cowardly evil man begging for attention. The voice in your head is not the voice of a God, it is the design of your own mind driving you further into madness.
Are you using boosters, and if so perhaps they are having a negative effect on your psyche?
Did you suffer neurological damage during the cloning process when you became a capsuleer?
I'm sure the Amarr Empire is capable of providing you the help you need for your mental and behavioral health. |
Foley Aberas Jones
20
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Posted - 2014.03.31 04:01:00 -
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Nauplius wrote:The people of the Bleak Lands and Devoid groan under the sins of drunkenness and fornication. The sins of Pleasure Hubs. For in these so-called GÇ£highsec pocketsGÇ¥, comparatively underpopulated by an Empyrean class always on the lookout for CONCORD bounties, Pleasure Hubs are allowed to multiply unchecked, spreading filth and corruption throughout the Ohvarainen and Enka constellations. Tourists and off-duty Marines from across the cluster flock to these vile habitation modules, watching and groping Exotic Dancers while Janitors clean up the mess. But no longer. For I have waged a brutal week-long war against the foul Pleasure Hubs of the Bleak Lands and Devoid, particularly those marked GÇ£Hidden HideawayGÇ¥, destroying 67 of them. Out of the wreckage, I recovered 670 condemned sinners, both customers and employees: 140 Tourists 170 Marines 90 Janitors 110 Male Exotic Dancers 60 Female Exotic Dancers All 670 were sacrificed unto a holy and righteous God, along with various other sinners and reprobates collected by me and my associates from jetcans abandoned at border stargates. Hear thee now the words of almighty God, as reveled through Nauplius, Prophet of God! God has given Pleasure Hubs and anyone found inside them over to destruction. Slaughter the customers and employees of the Pleasure Hubs without mercy and partake of their blood, for GÇö The blood of the Exotic Dancers shall grant virility; The blood of the Marines shall grant courage; The blood of the Tourists shall grant fortune; The blood of the Janitors shall cleanse your soul of sin and make you worthy of standing before a holy and righteous God. Thus saith my God and yours. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Your religion is ****** up and stupid and makes zero god damn sense and makes me wonder how the amarrian race even survived with theses ideals
Also Jamly if your reading this, are we still playing chess Friday? |
Zenariae
Anakkiss
22
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Posted - 2014.03.31 06:23:00 -
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Nauplius wrote:
And, no, I have not tried fornicating.
Hiya Naup ... *bursts out laughing*
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Anabella Rella
Gradient
1616
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Posted - 2014.03.31 06:37:00 -
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Nauplius wrote:...And, no, I have not tried fornicating.
And why are none of us shocked by this revelation?
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around. |
Stitcher
Alexylva Paradox
3415
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Posted - 2014.03.31 09:14:00 -
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Anabella Rella wrote:Nauplius wrote:...And, no, I have not tried fornicating. And why are none of us shocked by this revelation?
Well be honest, with whom would he have had the opportunity?
An in-character blog and a video: http://verinsjournal.blogspot.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu1mbsgo738
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Zenariae
Anakkiss
23
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Posted - 2014.03.31 09:19:00 -
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Stitcher wrote:Anabella Rella wrote:Nauplius wrote:...And, no, I have not tried fornicating. And why are none of us shocked by this revelation? Well be honest, with whom would he have had the opportunity?
He doesn't do it with ... you know ... dead squishy things ... does he? Is that still classified as fornication? |
Jurou Yuan
Hakkaisuo Corporation Monyusaiya Industry Trade Group
69
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Posted - 2014.03.31 09:29:00 -
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Well, somebody got jealous of Pieter getting all the attention I see. |
Orrin Kuvakei
Quorum of Truth
7
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Posted - 2014.03.31 09:53:00 -
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As a learned Speaker of Truths and former Adjudicator for the Amarr Empire, I formally submit that your heresy is in violation of Imperial law, and punishable by capital means. Those souls that you claim to have saved serve no further purpose than to feed the delusions of your own disillusioned mind.
The weakness of your loyalty to the Empire is quantifiable at a level that even a commoner could calculate. Your name has been submitted to the Imperial courts and your judgement will come. It will be swift. Brother Orrim Kuvakei, Quorum of Truth Speaker of Truths and Former Adjudicator
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Ava Starfire
Gradient
1496
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Posted - 2014.03.31 12:03:00 -
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Nappy. As I have said, appropriate, it's another word for a diaper.
Like a diaper, you are disposable and filled with ****. "There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception."
-Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North" |
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Anslo
Scope Works
4625
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Posted - 2014.03.31 12:24:00 -
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Dude. What. Seriously. Why do you keep doing this ****.
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
151
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Posted - 2014.03.31 12:40:00 -
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Erica Dusette wrote: Is a shame to learn of the wrecks fate, but I do think we may be onto something Mr Nauply. I suggest next time you encounter one of these pleasure hubs that you engage it with a different kind of weapon, ah. You may well encounter a revelation.
The moment my big toe crosses the entrance to a Pleasure Hub, I would receive not Revelation but eternal Damnation at the hands of a holy and righteous God.
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
151
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Posted - 2014.03.31 12:42:00 -
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Slaver Filth wrote: God chose the Amarr not the Khanid.
God indeed chose the Amarr, but in the Apocryphon, which is also True Scripture, He elected all who are of the faith. I prove myself to be of the faith by making blood sacrifice of those reprobates whom God has given over to destruction, such as the customers and employees of Pleasure Hubs.
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Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
233
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Posted - 2014.03.31 12:43:00 -
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Nauplius wrote:
The moment my big toe crosses the entrance to a Pleasure Hub, I would receive not Revelation but eternal Damnation at the hands of a holy and righteous God.
Perhaps then you should cut off your toes to spare yourself the risk of damnation. |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
151
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Posted - 2014.03.31 12:47:00 -
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Noden Vorpalstar wrote: Are you using boosters, and if so perhaps they are having a negative effect on your psyche?
I have occasionally been found with Standard Drop Booster in my cargo hold, but of course said booster does not influence my prophecies and revelations in any way.
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
151
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Posted - 2014.03.31 12:59:00 -
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Orrin Kuvakei wrote:As a learned Speaker of Truths and former Adjudicator for the Amarr Empire, I formally submit that your heresy is in violation of Imperial law, and punishable by capital means. Those souls that you claim to have saved serve no further purpose than to feed the delusions of your own disillusioned mind.
The weakness of your loyalty to the Empire is quantifiable at a level that even a commoner could calculate. Your name has been submitted to the Imperial courts and your judgement will come. It will be swift.
Although it would sadden me to undergo prosecution by God's wayward but still Chosen holy Amarr Empire, I would take it as further evidence of the Empire's decline into liberalism. Would the learned Speaker have me leave Pleasure Hubs alone? Even those operated by Sansha's Nation inside "Hidden Hideaways", as are those of Devoid? |
Anyanka Funk
Neo-Sani
61
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Posted - 2014.03.31 13:00:00 -
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Ava Starfire wrote:Nappy. As I have said, appropriate, it's another word for a diaper.
Like a diaper, you are disposable and filled with ****.
Ava, you really should not talk!
To all, consider this beautiful man's motives for a moment. Nauplius is not doing any of this for his own personal gain. He is redeeming these lost souls so they may too witness GOD's crimson glory! Fornicators more often than not have diseased blood. I can understand why Nauplius would eradicate their pestilence rather than consume them!
To those that would judge Nauplius for not procreating out of wedlock under the grace of GOD, maybe he has not yet met an equal with his devotion and charisma to spill his seed with!
anyankafunk.tumblr.com |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
151
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Posted - 2014.03.31 13:03:00 -
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Karmilla Strife wrote:Nauplius wrote:
The moment my big toe crosses the entrance to a Pleasure Hub, I would receive not Revelation but eternal Damnation at the hands of a holy and righteous God.
Perhaps then you should cut off your toes to spare yourself the risk of damnation.
I thought that SFRIM is supposed to be an Amarrian loyalist organization. Do you actually support the continued pollution of God's holy space with Pleasure Hubs? |
Jonas Wickonian
Night Raven Task Force Night Raven Alliance
13
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Posted - 2014.03.31 13:07:00 -
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God's want followers right? Why not try missionary work instead of a mad man's? |
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
233
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Posted - 2014.03.31 13:13:00 -
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Nauplius wrote:
I thought that SFRIM is supposed to be an Amarrian loyalist organization. Do you actually support the continued pollution of God's holy space with Pleasure Hubs?
The Empire has laws for a reason, and honored institutions for enforcing those laws. This thread is not about pleasure hubs. Rather, it concerns a different kind of pollution. One which I'm sure my fellow pilots in SFRIM will join me in opposing. |
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