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Real Serious PVPer
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
17
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Posted - 2014.04.02 15:32:00 -
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I give you one last chance to repent before the Empress Jamyl I. Under the authority of Empress Jamyl I and under divine order E44D SC.23, I hereby give you one week to repent before the Empress for your crimes and submit to Amarr authority.
After one week, the might and power of the Amarr empire will descend upon you and you will be brought to heel.
You have been warned.
-áSerious about being serious- Putting the "P "into PVP one fight at a time. -áMUFC |
Stitcher
Alexylva Paradox
3443
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Posted - 2014.04.02 15:38:00 -
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Real Serious PVPer wrote:After one week, the might and power of the Amarr empire will descend upon you and you will be brought to heel.
I eagerly await the continuing that-not-happening.
An in-character blog and a video: http://verinsjournal.blogspot.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu1mbsgo738
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Apollo Lyserius
Minerva Technologies
85
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Posted - 2014.04.02 15:38:00 -
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So, all this time, the Amarr were just chilling? Now they'll be serious? |
Ragnar Severasse
Brotherhood By Blood
585
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Posted - 2014.04.02 15:39:00 -
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I May be a Gallente, but I am for the Minmatar cause. I shall not repent. "The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits" - Albert Einstien |
Kalaratiri
Assault With Slimy Things
301
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Posted - 2014.04.02 15:53:00 -
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ahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*ahem*
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thank you for the warning. We'll be waiting. She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.
This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums. -á- CCP Falcon |
Goa Chai
36
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Posted - 2014.04.02 15:59:00 -
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I eagerly anticipate the holoreels of this new comedy series. |
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
234
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Posted - 2014.04.02 16:41:00 -
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Apollo Lyserius wrote:So, all this time, the Amarr were just chilling? Now they'll be serious?
Real Serious. |
Makoto Priano
Priano Trans-Stellar State Services Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
6139
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Posted - 2014.04.02 16:50:00 -
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With all due respect to our Amarr allies, no new capsuleer has ever gained clout when their introductory post is a bombastic threat-of-wrath. Priano Trans-Stellar: elegant solutions for the State's needs. |
Calairis
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
8
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Posted - 2014.04.02 16:54:00 -
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Goa Chai wrote:I eagerly anticipate the holoreels of this new comedy series.
Pretty low-brow fare, to be honest. Even if it is satire, it's about as sharp as a Dominix hull. |
Lyckeus Morre
Straight Edged Mercantile Inc.
6
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Posted - 2014.04.02 19:07:00 -
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I'm gonna order popcorn for the holoreels, anyone else want some? If your guns like us more, chances are, our guns wont hate you any less... |
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Foley Aberas Jones
28
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Posted - 2014.04.02 20:36:00 -
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Real Serious PVPer wrote:I give you one last chance to repent before the Empress Jamyl I. Under the authority of Empress Jamyl I and under divine order E44D SC.23, I hereby give you one week to repent before the Empress for your crimes and submit to Amarr authority.
After one week, the might and power of the Amarr empire will descend upon you and you will be brought to heel.
You have been warned.
..................Why do i want a bowl of chili now?
Also, Go **** yourself. i would happily hunt you down for free |
Vulxanis Viceroy
Xiadii Family Holdings
72
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Posted - 2014.04.02 21:44:00 -
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Real Serious PVPer wrote:I give you one last chance to repent before the Empress Jamyl I. Under the authority of Empress Jamyl I and under divine order E44D SC.23, I hereby give you one week to repent before the Empress for your crimes and submit to Amarr authority.
After one week, the might and power of the Amarr empire will descend upon you and you will be brought to heel.
You have been warned.
*facepalms*
They are entirely aware of their options, child.
You have no authority to claim this, and absolutely no way to back this up.
You have simply caused yourself to look foolish.
The Empress does not submit to you, boy. She is handling the war as she sees fit. If you wish to contribute, join the militia and stay these empty threats.
You would do well to know your place, and to trust her majesty's judgement. Fide et honore. (OOC note: proper form of address is Lord Draconis. Nothing with"Viceroy" or "Vulxanis". Seriously, read my bio - https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Vulxanis_Viceroy#Extended_Bio (Twitter @VulxanisViceroy) |
Leopold Caine
Stillwater Corporation
399
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Posted - 2014.04.02 22:17:00 -
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Mr. Naupilus, I think posting more than three threads per we...
Oh wait. I mistook you for someone else. Apologies. - Leopold Caine, Domination Malakim ___________________________ Angels are never far... Stillwater Corporation Recruitment Open - Angel Cartel Bloc |
Anabella Rella
Gradient
1626
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Posted - 2014.04.02 23:02:00 -
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Under the authority of myself I give you one last chance to apologize to all of us for spewing your foolish, self-important bile and immediately stop posting crap to the IGS.
You have been warned.
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around. |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
4500
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Posted - 2014.04.02 23:08:00 -
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Watch out guys. This dude is serious.
I mean, serious is quite literally his middle name. Mane 614
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Noden Vorpalstar
The Knights Of Polaris
162
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Posted - 2014.04.02 23:28:00 -
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Real Serious PVPer wrote:FZZZZTTTTT ****** STATIC ********* FZZZZTTTTT
We interupt this broadcast to bring you this SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. |
Ava Starfire
Gradient
1502
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Posted - 2014.04.03 00:40:00 -
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Hold on.
I need to finish drinking my wine from this sacramental goblet. "There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception."
-Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North" |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
276
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Posted - 2014.04.03 01:39:00 -
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I require official documentation backing the claim of the OP. The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Sharianai Sandvoss
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2014.04.03 01:41:00 -
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...Good burger!
NumNumNumNumNumNumOmNum!... |
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
2565
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:05:00 -
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Real Serious PVPer wrote: You have been warned.
That's nice. Rifterlings pirate corporation is now recruitng members for lowsec PvP operations. Newbie friendly, free T1 frigate and dessy hangar, solo tutoring and PvP classes for new members. Join our in game channel 'weflyrifters' and speak to a recruiter today. |
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Foley Aberas Jones
32
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Posted - 2014.04.03 02:33:00 -
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Cant we just all agree on one thing
Amarrians are ass holes
Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more.... |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
971
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Posted - 2014.04.03 03:57:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Cant we just all agree on one thing
Amarrians are ass holes
Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more.... Oh, so, that is what you think. Right.
But you know what, I would rather prefer to be called ******* as well as you called them, if this is needed to fight against these terrorists, soaked with gallentean propaganda tribals and primitive minmatar "freedom fighters". |
Foley Aberas Jones
32
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Posted - 2014.04.03 04:02:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Cant we just all agree on one thing
Amarrians are ass holes
Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more.... Oh, so, that is what you think. Right. But you know what, I would rather prefer to be called ******* as well as you called them, if this is needed to fight against these terrorists, soaked with gallentean propaganda tribals and primitive minmatar "freedom fighters".
i...i..i.i.i.i i mean within reason amarrians are assholes, just when they get all high and mighty do i mean that
Caldarians are awesome, |
Saya Ishikari
Akagi Initiative
278
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Posted - 2014.04.03 04:04:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Cant we just all agree on one thing
Amarrians are ass holes
Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more.... Oh, so, that is what you think. Right. But you know what, I would rather prefer to be called ******* as well as you called them, if this is needed to fight against these terrorists, soaked with gallentean propaganda tribals and primitive minmatar "freedom fighters". i...i..i.i.i.i i mean within reason amarrians are assholes, just when they get all high and mighty do i mean that Caldarians are awesome, No luck yet, Foley? |
Foley Aberas Jones
32
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Posted - 2014.04.03 04:07:00 -
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Saya Ishikari wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Cant we just all agree on one thing
Amarrians are ass holes
Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more.... Oh, so, that is what you think. Right. But you know what, I would rather prefer to be called ******* as well as you called them, if this is needed to fight against these terrorists, soaked with gallentean propaganda tribals and primitive minmatar "freedom fighters". i...i..i.i.i.i i mean within reason amarrians are assholes, just when they get all high and mighty do i mean that Caldarians are awesome, No luck yet, Foley?
I try so hard....
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Saya Ishikari
Akagi Initiative
278
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Posted - 2014.04.03 04:09:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Saya Ishikari wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Cant we just all agree on one thing
Amarrians are ass holes
Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more.... Oh, so, that is what you think. Right. But you know what, I would rather prefer to be called ******* as well as you called them, if this is needed to fight against these terrorists, soaked with gallentean propaganda tribals and primitive minmatar "freedom fighters". i...i..i.i.i.i i mean within reason amarrians are assholes, just when they get all high and mighty do i mean that Caldarians are awesome, No luck yet, Foley? I try so hard.... I know, Foley, I know. *patpat*
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Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
276
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Posted - 2014.04.03 04:23:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Saya Ishikari wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Cant we just all agree on one thing
Amarrians are ass holes
Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more.... Oh, so, that is what you think. Right. But you know what, I would rather prefer to be called ******* as well as you called them, if this is needed to fight against these terrorists, soaked with gallentean propaganda tribals and primitive minmatar "freedom fighters". i...i..i.i.i.i i mean within reason amarrians are assholes, just when they get all high and mighty do i mean that Caldarians are awesome, No luck yet, Foley? I try so hard.... Not hard enough, I guess. Could direct you to our local Minmatar pharmaceutical expert? Miss Denton may have something to aid in your endeavor, you could always get some combat boosters and ransom a date out of her... The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Anabella Rella
Gradient
1628
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Posted - 2014.04.03 05:16:00 -
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So you're still lusting after that scrawny, asexual psychopath, Jones? Gods and spirits man, you can do so much better! For the life of me I'll never understand why you're attracted to... it. When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around. |
Karynn Denton
Clan Katanga Caravan
173
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Posted - 2014.04.03 06:30:00 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote: Not hard enough, I guess. Could direct you to our local Minmatar pharmaceutical expert? Miss Denton may have something to aid in your endeavor, you could always get some combat boosters and ransom a date out of her...
Thank you Claudia!
Pilot Jones, she's right you know - surely the only way into that cold, martial heart is to prove yourself in combat against her.
And I've got plenty of colourful, mind-bending delights to help you do that.
Oh, and my cat's called Jones too, so you get a discount!
Are there any psychotropic combat enhancers available for Dusties? Karynn Denton Caravan Master
Boosters! Boosters! Boosters! Delivered to your station - Contact me! |
Agiri Falken
State War Academy Caldari State
137
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Posted - 2014.04.03 08:02:00 -
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Karynn Denton wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote: Not hard enough, I guess. Could direct you to our local Minmatar pharmaceutical expert? Miss Denton may have something to aid in your endeavor, you could always get some combat boosters and ransom a date out of her...
Thank you Claudia! Pilot Jones, she's right you know - surely the only way into that cold, martial heart is to prove yourself in combat against her. And I've got plenty of colourful, mind-bending delights to help you do that. Oh, and my cat's called Jones too, so you get a discount! Are there any psychotropic combat enhancers available for Dusties? Industrial corrosives and flashbangs, maybe... The metabolism of these clones is already cranked out like crazy. |
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Foley Aberas Jones
34
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Posted - 2014.04.03 11:33:00 -
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Karynn Denton wrote:
Pilot Jones,
Im a Duster... |
Stitcher
Alexylva Paradox
3459
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Posted - 2014.04.03 14:44:00 -
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Foley, I recall the time you played "five finger fillet" with a nova knife and a locus grenade. I recall thinking, as I watched the inevitable explosion rip you in half, "that man could not possibly be more insane."
Did you have go and prove me wrong by trying to get into Diana Kim's pants? Stick with blowing yourself up, it'd be safer. An in-character blog and a video: http://verinsjournal.blogspot.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu1mbsgo738
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Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
281
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Posted - 2014.04.03 15:26:00 -
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Karynn Denton wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote: Not hard enough, I guess. Could direct you to our local Minmatar pharmaceutical expert? Miss Denton may have something to aid in your endeavor, you could always get some combat boosters and ransom a date out of her...
Thank you Claudia! Pilot Jones, she's right you know - surely the only way into that cold, martial heart is to prove yourself in combat against her. And I've got plenty of colourful, mind-bending delights to help you do that. Oh, and my cat's called Jones too, so you get a discount! Are there any psychotropic combat enhancers available for Dusties? I do what I can to help.
o7 The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Karynn Denton
Clan Katanga Caravan
173
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Posted - 2014.04.03 17:13:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Karynn Denton wrote:
Pilot Jones,
Im a Duster...
Oh, my apologies.
Well, as Pilot Falken has kindly clarified, there aren't any enhancements for Dusters that I can help you with, sorry.
Unless you want something... recreational?
Karynn Denton Caravan Master
Boosters! Boosters! Boosters! Delivered to your station - Contact me! |
Vulxanis Viceroy
Xiadii Family Holdings
75
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Posted - 2014.04.03 17:16:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Cant we just all agree on one thing
Amarrians are ass holes
Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more....
The depths of your idiocy continue to astound.
You must be a colossally ignorant fool to spout such generalized nonsense, especially about your allies, and feel you will not offend anyone.
Not only do you continue to dishonor the empress with your idiotic fantasies and statements, but you verbally insult us all directly without exception?
Truly, you are the very definition of obtuseness. Fide et honore. (OOC note: proper form of address is Lord Draconis. Nothing with"Viceroy" or "Vulxanis". Seriously, read my bio - https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Vulxanis_Viceroy#Extended_Bio (Twitter @VulxanisViceroy) |
Tabor Murn
Gradient
57
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Posted - 2014.04.03 17:22:00 -
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Anabella Rella wrote:So you're still lusting after that scrawny, asexual psychopath, Jones? Gods and spirits man, you can do so much better! For the life of me I'll never understand why you're attracted to... it.
Sebbies shouldn't be making fun of anyone for being scrawny. |
Kalaratiri
Assault With Slimy Things
308
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Posted - 2014.04.03 17:33:00 -
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Tabor Murn wrote:Anabella Rella wrote:So you're still lusting after that scrawny, asexual psychopath, Jones? Gods and spirits man, you can do so much better! For the life of me I'll never understand why you're attracted to... it. Sebbies shouldn't be making fun of anyone for being scrawny.
I think we're called "petite". She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.
This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums. -á- CCP Falcon |
Kale Silence
Sebietar Scavenging and Hacking
31
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Posted - 2014.04.03 17:36:00 -
[38] - Quote
Kalaratiri wrote:Tabor Murn wrote:Anabella Rella wrote:So you're still lusting after that scrawny, asexual psychopath, Jones? Gods and spirits man, you can do so much better! For the life of me I'll never understand why you're attracted to... it. Sebbies shouldn't be making fun of anyone for being scrawny. I think we're called "petite".
I think the word you're looking for is sexy. See Corp bio for business details
"Love me or hate me, but money don't judge me. I don't care about your opinion, unless you intend to pay me. Then I care." - Anonymous |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
282
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Posted - 2014.04.03 17:50:00 -
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Karynn Denton wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Karynn Denton wrote:
Pilot Jones,
Im a Duster... Oh, my apologies. Well, as Pilot Falken has kindly clarified, there aren't any enhancements for Dusters that I can help you with, sorry. Unless you want something... recreational? Got a rufie he can slip her? The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Foley Aberas Jones
34
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:26:00 -
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Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Cant we just all agree on one thing
Amarrians are ass holes
Jamly are we still friends? we need to hang out more.... Not only do you continue to dishonor the empress with your idiotic fantasies and statements, but you verbally insult us all directly without exception? .
Looooooooooooooooooong story, just know we met though a bunch of times with me getting arrested for breaking into her private chambers while sleep walking...we don't exactly see each other or talk...its hard to explain, i think em and her are just neutral, because i still have this problem of sleep walking / breaking in, but now she doesn't have me arrested its more like "Can you please leave, im busy" then i just acknowledge it and the guards just escort me out rather than knocking me out
She knows i hate the Amarrian agenda of slavery...because i was drunk one time... i mean i never killed anyone while sleep walking
its only when You Amarrians are ass holes when you go about telling Minmatars to "Go back to your slave pens" so maybe i should had re phrased my last qoute
Also i do work for the Amarrians, i fight their fronts, i hate your damn agenda but i have my reasons why im swallowing what pride i have and working with you in taking districts
, however i never accept a job to asset in enslaving a group
in fact if i was too accept it, i would possibly kill everyone tasked with enslaving
So **** you, say that to my face i would break every god damn bone in your body and leave you in the middle of nowhere so you can die slowly |
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Vulxanis Viceroy
Xiadii Family Holdings
76
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:42:00 -
[41] - Quote
Foley Aberas Jones wrote: Translated: I'm incredibly ignorant and have no idea what I'm talking about! How dare you point that out! I'm gonna break you!"
*sighs*
Child. Fide et honore. (OOC note: proper form of address is Lord Draconis. Nothing with"Viceroy" or "Vulxanis". Seriously, read my bio - https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Vulxanis_Viceroy#Extended_Bio (Twitter @VulxanisViceroy) |
Foley Aberas Jones
34
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:44:00 -
[42] - Quote
Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote: Translated: I'm incredibly ignorant and have no idea what I'm talking about! How dare you point that out! I'm gonna break you!" *sighs* Child.
Coming from the guy who just "translated" what i said to make it seem i insulted myself
Keep talking friend
EDIT: also you had to "translate" my quote because you didn't have a comeback and had to attack one sentence...did you even read the whole thing? |
Lyckeus Morre
Straight Edged Mercantile Inc.
9
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:46:00 -
[43] - Quote
Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote: Translated: I'm incredibly ignorant and have no idea what I'm talking about! How dare you point that out! I'm gonna break you!" *sighs* Child.
Ok, gotta VV some cred there, that is funny. If your guns like us more, chances are, our guns wont hate you any less... |
Kale Silence
Sebietar Scavenging and Hacking
33
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:56:00 -
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Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote: Translated: I'm incredibly ignorant and have no idea what I'm talking about! How dare you point that out! I'm gonna break you!" *sighs* Child. Coming from the guy who just "translated" what i said to make it seem i insulted myself Keep talking friend EDIT: also you had to "translate" my quote because you didn't have a comeback and had to attack one sentence...did you even read the whole thing?
Seemed like a clear enough translation to me. Actually quite spot on. See Corp bio for business details
"Love me or hate me, but money don't judge me. I don't care about your opinion, unless you intend to pay me. Then I care." - Anonymous |
Anabella Rella
Gradient
1633
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Posted - 2014.04.03 20:56:00 -
[45] - Quote
Confirming that we are indeed petite and sexy. Someone once said we were "fun-sized". I assumed that was some kind of compliment.
Remember that awesome things frequently come in small packages. When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around. |
Kale Silence
Sebietar Scavenging and Hacking
34
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Posted - 2014.04.03 21:00:00 -
[46] - Quote
Anabella Rella wrote:Confirming that we are indeed petite and sexy. Someone once said we were "fun-sized". I assumed that was some kind of compliment. Remember that awesome things frequently come in small packages.
Oh yea See Corp bio for business details
"Love me or hate me, but money don't judge me. I don't care about your opinion, unless you intend to pay me. Then I care." - Anonymous |
Agiri Falken
State War Academy Caldari State
138
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Posted - 2014.04.04 02:02:00 -
[47] - Quote
Karynn Denton wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote:Karynn Denton wrote:
Pilot Jones,
Im a Duster... ...Pilot Falken... Just to clarify, I'm not a pilot, unless you count paradrops...
I just prefer the forums here, and happen to know more eggers than Dusters. Ironic that the latter tend to gnaw on my nerves if I spend more than brief spells in their presence... Maybe it's all the "RRRRARRRRRG!" and general lack of what I've come to associate with fellow soldiers... Or maybe it's all the Charming (tm) people here. Couldn't say.
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Rana Ash
Gradient
380
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Posted - 2014.04.04 11:24:00 -
[48] - Quote
Anabella Rella wrote:Confirming that we are indeed petite and sexy. Someone once said we were "fun-sized". I assumed that was some kind of compliment. Remember that awesome things frequently come in small packages.
Rawr! Ana
I so like how this whent from "Rah,rah IR Bad Amarri" to "Just skin and bones kim" and on to "I am Sebestior hear my sexy roar" |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
4502
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Posted - 2014.04.04 12:40:00 -
[49] - Quote
Well, if we're being totally frank here, I will admit that Sebiestor are far from unattractive, although - uncharacteristically for me, I might remark - I tend more towards Sebiestor women than men, as many of the men seem to have this unfortunate habit of shaving their heads, which rather takes away from their appearence. Mane 614
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
152
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Posted - 2014.04.04 12:40:00 -
[50] - Quote
God has given the Minmatar Republic over to destruction. The blood of the Sebiestor shall provide us intellect. Amen. |
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
4502
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Posted - 2014.04.04 13:02:00 -
[51] - Quote
Well, I guess they do say that what people prize most is what they don't have...
I don't know. I think that implication might be a little bit over his head. Mane 614
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
972
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Posted - 2014.04.04 13:52:00 -
[52] - Quote
Foley Aberas Jones wrote: its only when You Amarrians are ass holes when you go about telling Minmatars to "Go back to your slave pens" so maybe i should had re phrased my last qoute
I think it was me who used that line about going back to slave pens last time, towards a certain deprived of mental abilities minmatar. So yea, that is what you think about me? |
Foley Aberas Jones
35
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Posted - 2014.04.04 14:33:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote: its only when You Amarrians are ass holes when you go about telling Minmatars to "Go back to your slave pens" so maybe i should had re phrased my last qoute
I think it was me who used that line about going back to slave pens last time, towards a certain deprived of mental abilities minmatar. So yea, that is what you think about me?
God dammit....
Your caldarian!
im talking to Amarrian Lords and such....*******....whom ever im insulting is directed to Amarrians. who own slaves |
Stitcher
Alexylva Paradox
3465
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Posted - 2014.04.04 15:23:00 -
[54] - Quote
Might want to upgrade your translator software there, Foley. You've got one of the cheap ones that thinks that "Caldarian" is a word, as opposed to "Caldari". An in-character blog and a video: http://verinsjournal.blogspot.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu1mbsgo738
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Foley Aberas Jones
35
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Posted - 2014.04.04 15:25:00 -
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Stitcher wrote:Might want to upgrade your translator software there, Foley. You've got one of the cheap ones that thinks that "Caldarian" is a word, as opposed to "Caldari".
im trying to think as fast as i can, i may have let something slip, im trying my hardest here |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
283
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Posted - 2014.04.04 15:27:00 -
[56] - Quote
Diana Kim wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote: its only when You Amarrians are ass holes when you go about telling Minmatars to "Go back to your slave pens" so maybe i should had re phrased my last qoute
I think it was me who used that line about going back to slave pens last time, towards a certain deprived of mental abilities minmatar. So yea, that is what you think about me? No, when you say it, it's more like dirty talk to him. He wants to be your slave The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Foley Aberas Jones
35
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Posted - 2014.04.04 15:28:00 -
[57] - Quote
Claudia Osyn wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote: its only when You Amarrians are ass holes when you go about telling Minmatars to "Go back to your slave pens" so maybe i should had re phrased my last qoute
I think it was me who used that line about going back to slave pens last time, towards a certain deprived of mental abilities minmatar. So yea, that is what you think about me? No, when you say it, it's more like dirty talk to him. He wants to be your slave
your not helping.... |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
972
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Posted - 2014.04.04 15:30:00 -
[58] - Quote
Claudia Osyn wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Foley Aberas Jones wrote: its only when You Amarrians are ass holes when you go about telling Minmatars to "Go back to your slave pens" so maybe i should had re phrased my last qoute
I think it was me who used that line about going back to slave pens last time, towards a certain deprived of mental abilities minmatar. So yea, that is what you think about me? No, when you say it, it's more like dirty talk to him. He wants to be your slave I am a Caldari Citizen and I am not allowed to have slaves. |
Lyckeus Morre
Straight Edged Mercantile Inc.
9
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Posted - 2014.04.04 17:51:00 -
[59] - Quote
Nauplius wrote:God has given the Minmatar Republic over to destruction. The blood of the Sebiestor shall provide us intellect. Amen.
So basically you are saying that the blood of us Sebiestor's is what gives you intellect... And here I thought I had Problems. Ya know Nappy, most of were heavily drugged to keep us, passive... You sure you aren't feeling the side effects? If your guns like us more, chances are, our guns wont hate you any less... |
Domanique Altares
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
2567
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Posted - 2014.04.04 18:40:00 -
[60] - Quote
Nauplius wrote:The blood of the Sebiestor shall provide us intellect.
It's about time that something did. Rifterlings pirate corporation is now recruitng members for lowsec PvP operations. Newbie friendly, free T1 frigate and dessy hangar, solo tutoring and PvP classes for new members. Join our in game channel 'weflyrifters' and speak to a recruiter today. |
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Vulxanis Viceroy
Xiadii Family Holdings
78
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Posted - 2014.04.04 19:17:00 -
[61] - Quote
Domanique Altares wrote:Nauplius wrote:The blood of the Sebiestor shall provide us intellect. It's about time that something did.
The Amarr are not lacking in intellect, and we do not require the intelligence of the minmatar to make up for any such deficit.
However, I do highly value the intelligence of my Sebiestor charges especially, and many of them are interested in finances and management, science, or other such ventures, and I look forward for when those that have not already can enter business with me.
For example, my secretary, Adala Andiun, has been a wonderful steward of my estate in Khanid, and she is of the Sebiestor bloodline. Sebiestor often are very useful people, and when encouraged to pursue their strengths, can achieve great things. God truly has blessed them with a special set of gifts in certain areas. Not that there are not Amarr, Ni Kunni, or Khanid that possess such gifts as well, as there are, but as a rule those of Sebiestor heritage are very likely to be strong in such areas.
However, in the case of the heretical psychopath known as nauplius, I can certainly see why he said the above comment.
God knows he needs it, for intellect he obviously does not possess. Fide et honore. (OOC note: proper form of address is Lord Draconis. Nothing with"Viceroy" or "Vulxanis". Seriously, read my bio - https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Vulxanis_Viceroy#Extended_Bio (Twitter @VulxanisViceroy) |
Adala Andiun
Xiadii Family Holdings
0
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Posted - 2014.04.04 19:38:00 -
[62] - Quote
Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:
The Amarr are not lacking in intellect, and we do not require the intelligence of the minmatar to make up for any such deficit.
However, I do highly value the intelligence of my Sebiestor charges especially, and many of them are interested in finances and management, science, or other such ventures, and I look forward for when those that have not already can enter business with me.
For example, my secretary, Adala Andiun, has been a wonderful steward of my estate in Khanid, and she is of the Sebiestor bloodline. Sebiestor often are very useful people, and when encouraged to pursue their strengths, can achieve great things. God truly has blessed them with a special set of gifts in certain areas. Not that there are not Amarr, Ni Kunni, or Khanid that possess such gifts as well, as there are, but as a rule those of Sebiestor heritage are very likely to be strong in such areas.
However, in the case of the heretical psychopath known as nauplius, I can certainly see why he said the above comment.
God knows he needs it, for intellect he obviously does not possess.
*blushes*
I do my best. |
Kalaratiri
Assault With Slimy Things
311
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Posted - 2014.04.04 19:58:00 -
[63] - Quote
Andreus Ixiris wrote:Well, if we're being totally frank here, I will admit that Sebiestor are far from unattractive, although - uncharacteristically for me, I might remark - I tend more towards Sebiestor women than men, as many of the men seem to have this unfortunate habit of shaving their heads, which rather takes away from their appearence.
What's wrong with shaved heads?
Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:Sebiestor often are very useful people, and when encouraged to pursue their strengths, can achieve great things. God truly has blessed them with a special set of gifts in certain areas. Not that there are not Amarr, Ni Kunni, or Khanid that possess such gifts as well, as there are, but as a rule those of Sebiestor heritage are very likely to be strong in such areas.
Man, I will steal all the food in your house. She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.
This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums. -á- CCP Falcon |
Vulxanis Viceroy
Xiadii Family Holdings
78
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Posted - 2014.04.04 20:09:00 -
[64] - Quote
Kalaratiri wrote:
Man, I will steal all the food in your house.
That would be quite the feat, as my charges who have become chefs, as well as those in charge of the food supply, do a marvelous job keeping it sustained. Not only that, but my Kameiras are a very effective security force.
Guests are always interesting, however. If you wish to sample the work of my chefs, that could possibly be arranged, depending on certain factors, but it is possible. Fide et honore. (OOC note: proper form of address is Lord Draconis. Nothing with"Viceroy" or "Vulxanis". Seriously, read my bio - https://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Vulxanis_Viceroy#Extended_Bio (Twitter @VulxanisViceroy) |
Lyckeus Morre
Straight Edged Mercantile Inc.
10
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Posted - 2014.04.04 22:16:00 -
[65] - Quote
Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:Domanique Altares wrote:Nauplius wrote:The blood of the Sebiestor shall provide us intellect. It's about time that something did. The Amarr are not lacking in intellect, and we do not require the intelligence of the minmatar to make up for any such deficit. However, I do highly value the intelligence of my Sebiestor charges especially, and many of them are interested in finances and management, science, or other such ventures, and I look forward for when those that have not already can enter business with me. For example, my secretary, Adala Andiun, has been a wonderful steward of my estate in Khanid, and she is of the Sebiestor bloodline. Sebiestor often are very useful people, and when encouraged to pursue their strengths, can achieve great things. God truly has blessed them with a special set of gifts in certain areas. Not that there are not Amarr, Ni Kunni, or Khanid that possess such gifts as well, as there are, but as a rule those of Sebiestor heritage are very likely to be strong in such areas. However, in the case of the heretical psychopath known as nauplius, I can certainly see why he said the above comment. God knows he needs it, for intellect he obviously does not possess. Well Said Amarrian If your guns like us more, chances are, our guns wont hate you any less... |
Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
283
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Posted - 2014.04.05 00:00:00 -
[66] - Quote
So, has OP met out his divine punishment upon the minmatar in the name of the Amarr yet? The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Saya Ishikari
Akagi Initiative
284
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Posted - 2014.04.05 01:09:00 -
[67] - Quote
I remember the last one. He vowed to bring the Amarr Empire to its knees singlehandedly, with a frigate and a hundred million ISK. I wonder what this one's gimmick will be... Leaflets? Doctored footage? Pickett signs? A crossbow that launches angry cats? |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
4505
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Posted - 2014.04.05 01:10:00 -
[68] - Quote
Saya Ishikari wrote:A crossbow that launches angry cats? To be entirely fair, I'd balk at fighting a person who had a crossbow that launched angry cats. Mane 614
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Sharianai Sandvoss
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2014.04.05 01:34:00 -
[69] - Quote
Catch the cats in a burlap bag. Be sure to wear welders gloves. Shake vigorously. Throw the whole pile of frothing, screeching claws, teeth and fur on the offending crossbow user. Laugh evily. |
Kale Silence
Sebietar Scavenging and Hacking
39
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Posted - 2014.04.05 02:30:00 -
[70] - Quote
Sharianai Sandvoss wrote:Catch the cats in a burlap bag. Be sure to wear welders gloves. Shake vigorously. Throw the whole pile of frothing, screeching claws, teeth and fur on the offending crossbow user. Laugh evily.
Dat's mean... See Corp bio for business details
"Love me or hate me, but money don't judge me. I don't care about your opinion, unless you intend to pay me. Then I care." - Anonymous |
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Sharianai Sandvoss
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2014.04.05 03:12:00 -
[71] - Quote
Kale Silence wrote:Sharianai Sandvoss wrote:Catch the cats in a burlap bag. Be sure to wear welders gloves. Shake vigorously. Throw the whole pile of frothing, screeching claws, teeth and fur on the offending crossbow user. Laugh evily. Dat's mean... Nooo..
Mean is throwing blackout sheets over a gorilla cage, repeatedly poking said gorilla with a long stick (blackout sheets are important here. He can't see the source), then handing the stick to the Paladin who investigates the commotion as you shoot the lock off the cage. Door flies open, gorilla sees who'se got the stick... Instant fun.
Or, you could dump ten gallons of meat juice over somebody, and open slaver pens nearby. Run Food, run! |
Kale Silence
Sebietar Scavenging and Hacking
39
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Posted - 2014.04.05 05:06:00 -
[72] - Quote
Sharianai Sandvoss wrote:Kale Silence wrote:Sharianai Sandvoss wrote:Catch the cats in a burlap bag. Be sure to wear welders gloves. Shake vigorously. Throw the whole pile of frothing, screeching claws, teeth and fur on the offending crossbow user. Laugh evily. Dat's mean... Nooo.. Mean is throwing blackout sheets over a gorilla cage, repeatedly poking said gorilla with a long stick (blackout sheets are important here. He can't see the source), then handing the stick to the Paladin who investigates the commotion as you shoot the lock off the cage. Door flies open, gorilla sees who'se got the stick... Instant fun. Or, you could dump ten gallons of meat juice over somebody, and open slaver pens nearby. Run Food, run!
I like you We should hang out.
See Corp bio for business details
"Love me or hate me, but money don't judge me. I don't care about your opinion, unless you intend to pay me. Then I care." - Anonymous |
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
530
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Posted - 2014.04.05 09:39:00 -
[73] - Quote
I shall consult my future-prediction device.
"Outlook unclear, ask again later"
Amazing. |
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour
335
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Posted - 2014.04.05 10:26:00 -
[74] - Quote
Anabella Rella wrote:Someone once said we were "fun-sized". I assumed that was some kind of compliment.
Sebiestor exotic Dancers are frequently Smaller than other ethnicities.
This makes them considerably more space Efficient, for transportation purposes. Also for construction of Cakes for Exotic Dancers to jump out of.
Additionally, because of the Importance of Tattoos in Minmatar culture, Sebiestor Exotic Dancers have a smaller off-duty wardrobe volume requirement, compared to Other bloodlines.
Thus, a greater number of Sebiestor Exotic Dancers can be accommodated in a given Volume, which is often considered Fun. |
Trensk Mikakka
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
20
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Posted - 2014.04.05 13:39:00 -
[75] - Quote
I'll admit, this thread made me giggle. No small feat. I applaud you all. Oh, and is OP dispensing justice yet? |
Anabella Rella
Gradient
1640
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Posted - 2014.04.05 16:31:00 -
[76] - Quote
I suspect the OP is still wondering why it's a bad idea to fit both shield and armor modules to his frigate to have handed out much "justice".
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around. |
Ava Starfire
Gradient
1504
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Posted - 2014.04.05 16:57:00 -
[77] - Quote
Tabor Murn wrote:Anabella Rella wrote:So you're still lusting after that scrawny, asexual psychopath, Jones? Gods and spirits man, you can do so much better! For the life of me I'll never understand why you're attracted to... it. Sebbies shouldn't be making fun of anyone for being scrawny.
I know a certain Brutor who is gonna be sleeping on the couch... "There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception."
-Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North" |
Tabor Murn
Gradient
59
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Posted - 2014.04.05 17:23:00 -
[78] - Quote
Four pages, and finally a credible threat!
I hereby repent before the Empress Ava I, and submit to Sebiestor authority in accordance with Tribal order E44D SC.23. |
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
1684
|
Posted - 2014.04.05 17:42:00 -
[79] - Quote
You two are so cute :) |
Pieter Tuulinen
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
3448
|
Posted - 2014.04.05 20:54:00 -
[80] - Quote
You think he was joking? He backpedaled like a woken sleepwalker who came to on a mountain ledge - and no wonder. "You let one of them go, but that's nothing new is it? Every now and then a little victim is allowed to escape; because she smiled, because he's got freckles, because they begged. And that's how you live with yourself. That's how you slaughter millions." "Only a killer would know that..." |
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Ava Starfire
Gradient
1513
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Posted - 2014.04.06 11:27:00 -
[81] - Quote
Tabor Murn wrote:Four pages, and finally a credible threat!
I hereby repent before the Empress Ava I, and submit to Sebiestor authority in accordance with Tribal order E44D SC.23.
I sentence you to make me pancakes. You know how I like 'em. "There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception."
-Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North" |
Rana Ash
Gradient
383
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Posted - 2014.04.09 11:08:00 -
[82] - Quote
GalNet should have more threads like this, cause they really brighten my day |
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
1152
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Posted - 2014.04.09 12:49:00 -
[83] - Quote
Vulxanis Viceroy wrote:Kalaratiri wrote:
Man, I will steal all the food in your house.
That would be quite the feat [...] Not for Kala.
I'm pretty sure she's an experimental prototype Sebiestor running off a small singularity. Morwen Lagann CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar |
Ava Starfire
Gradient
1513
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Posted - 2014.04.09 12:50:00 -
[84] - Quote
She so is. "There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception."
-Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North" |
Kalaratiri
Assault With Slimy Things
319
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Posted - 2014.04.11 14:12:00 -
[85] - Quote
No I'm not...
*shifty eyes* She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.
This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums. -á- CCP Falcon |
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