Pages: [1] :: one page |
|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Doreen Kaundur
599
|
Posted - 2014.06.22 00:15:00 -
[1] - Quote
I got popped in low sec due to my own stupidity.
What's funny is the mail I got from the perp afterwards:
Quote:Please fill in and return asap From: ********* Sent: 2014.06.21 To: *********
To ensure your complete satisfaction with our ship killing service, please provide some feedback concerning your experience:
(a) What did you feel as you were liberated from your ship Please let us know if there is anything we could have done to enhance the experience.
(b) Was the destruction of your ship adequately orchestrated. Could the pyrotechnics have been enhanced?
(c) Was your assailant polite and curteous at all times? How would you recommend a better approach to our clients.?
Thank You for your custom and participation in this survey. Please remember that your ship killing is important to us.
I found it hilarious.
|
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
1939
|
Posted - 2014.06.22 00:20:00 -
[2] - Quote
That's a softer version of the butthurt reporting form. It comes in many forms, this one is also good:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-y-6PiGxOaHY/Uk7NlFsxaRI/AAAAAAAAA18/N5nLE78MPo0/s1600/eve+ccp+butthurt+form.gif Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
. -á<- Argue this, not this ->-á( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) |
Doreen Kaundur
599
|
Posted - 2014.06.22 00:21:00 -
[3] - Quote
that's a good one...thanks for the link.
|
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5017
|
Posted - 2014.06.22 00:39:00 -
[4] - Quote
Meh.
Wish I could laugh along with that except that these days if you respond to that it's "Oh look, TEARS! WE GOT TEARS!" and if you don't respond to it, it's "Oh look, no response! TEARS WE GO TEARS!".
If I send a message like that I would add "If you are unsatisfied with your being pwned please return the unused portion of the gank".
Bring back DEEEEP Space! |
Doreen Kaundur
600
|
Posted - 2014.06.22 00:47:00 -
[5] - Quote
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Meh.
Wish I could laugh along with that except that these days if you respond to that it's "Oh look, TEARS! WE GOT TEARS!" and if you don't respond to it, it's "Oh look, no response! TEARS WE GO TEARS!".
If I send a message like that I would add "If you are unsatisfied with your being pwned please return the unused portion of the gank".
I replied:
Quote:ROFLMAO!!
No tears here dude...I just roll with the punches.
Nice shooting.
So you've been around since 2004?.....WOW!!!
Say, how many SP do you have racked up?
Why do you prefer Amarr over other ships?
Your opinion of Caldari and missiles?
Noobs want to know.
PS. Think of the bounty as a compliment. :P
I have yet to hear from him. Guess he doesnt want to be friendly. Some people take EVE too seriously.
|
baltec1
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
12112
|
Posted - 2014.06.22 00:55:00 -
[6] - Quote
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Meh.
Wish I could laugh along with that except that these days if you respond to that it's "Oh look, TEARS! WE GOT TEARS!" and if you don't respond to it, it's "Oh look, no response! TEARS WE GO TEARS!".
If I send a message like that I would add "If you are unsatisfied with your being pwned please return the unused portion of the gank".
This is why I play ALOD bingo. Join Bat Country today and defend the Glorious Socialist Dictatorship |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5017
|
Posted - 2014.06.22 01:02:00 -
[7] - Quote
Doreen Kaundur wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Meh.
Wish I could laugh along with that except that these days if you respond to that it's "Oh look, TEARS! WE GOT TEARS!" and if you don't respond to it, it's "Oh look, no response! TEARS WE GO TEARS!".
If I send a message like that I would add "If you are unsatisfied with your being pwned please return the unused portion of the gank".
I replied: Quote:ROFLMAO!!
No tears here dude...I just roll with the punches.
Nice shooting.
So you've been around since 2004?.....WOW!!!
Say, how many SP do you have racked up?
Why do you prefer Amarr over other ships?
Your opinion of Caldari and missiles?
Noobs want to know.
PS. Think of the bounty as a compliment. :P I have yet to hear from him. Guess he doesnt want to be friendly. Some people take EVE too seriously.
Aye but you used the word "tears" and the first rule of tears is that someone claiming no tears is in fact, giving tears.
(one of the things I really hate about myself is that I understand "Game of Tears" very well I should just roll over and die for this ) Bring back DEEEEP Space! |
Doreen Kaundur
601
|
Posted - 2014.06.22 01:09:00 -
[8] - Quote
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Aye but you used the word "tears" and the first rule of tears is that someone claiming no tears is in fact, giving tears. (one of the things I really hate about myself is that I understand "Game of Tears" very well I should just roll over and die for this )
Meh. His mail was clearly looking for a reaction. I gave him one, but not the one he was probably looking for.
Think Ill send him some flowers.
|
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5018
|
Posted - 2014.06.22 01:10:00 -
[9] - Quote
Doreen Kaundur wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Aye but you used the word "tears" and the first rule of tears is that someone claiming no tears is in fact, giving tears. (one of the things I really hate about myself is that I understand "Game of Tears" very well I should just roll over and die for this ) Meh. His mail was clearly looking for a reaction. I gave him one, but not the one he was probably looking for. Think Ill send him some flowers.
Send him a death blossom. Bring back DEEEEP Space! |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
1941
|
Posted - 2014.06.22 01:54:00 -
[10] - Quote
Doreen Kaundur wrote:Think Ill send him some flowers. No, don't do that.
It shows that you are clearly still thinking about it. Lingering on the subject is a sign of tears (especially death blossom as per Wolf's suggestion).
GF, something funny (but not butthurt funny) or nothing is the only right response. Come Win At Eve - Join The Vendunari
. -á<- Argue this, not this ->-á( -í-¦ -£-û -í-¦) |
|
Adira Nictor
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
89
|
Posted - 2014.06.22 02:31:00 -
[11] - Quote
I was going to start doing these for corps I awox in but, I feel the members would just think I was after tears, instead of meaningful feedback as to the quality of my work. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5018
|
Posted - 2014.06.22 03:48:00 -
[12] - Quote
Scipio Artelius wrote:Doreen Kaundur wrote:Think Ill send him some flowers. No, don't do that. It shows that you are clearly still thinking about it. Lingering on the subject is a sign of tears (especially death blossom as per Wolf's suggestion). GF, something funny (but not butthurt funny) or nothing is the only right response.
For he too knows the Way of Tears. Bring back DEEEEP Space! |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
5018
|
Posted - 2014.06.22 03:49:00 -
[13] - Quote
Adira Nictor wrote:I was going to start doing these for corps I awox in but, I feel the members would just think I was after tears, instead of meaningful feedback as to the quality of my work.
Rules of Tear Acquisition #56 states that being afraid of being thought of as simply looking for tears, is in itself a form of tears.
Bring back DEEEEP Space! |
ElQuirko
Protus Correction Facility Inc.
3359
|
Posted - 2014.06.22 16:50:00 -
[14] - Quote
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:(one of the things I really hate about myself is that I understand "Game of Tears" very well I should just roll over and die for this )
In the Game of Tears, you cry, or... No, wait, actually, according to whatever side is claiming tears you're crying whatever the outcome. Dodixie > Hek |
Komi Toran
Perkone Caldari State
99
|
Posted - 2014.06.22 18:33:00 -
[15] - Quote
I once ganked myself. I gave no tears, but the tears I received were delicious. |
Adira Nictor
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
92
|
Posted - 2014.06.22 18:50:00 -
[16] - Quote
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Adira Nictor wrote:I was going to start doing these for corps I awox in but, I feel the members would just think I was after tears, instead of meaningful feedback as to the quality of my work. Rules of Tear Acquisition #56 states that being afraid of being thought of as simply looking for tears, is in itself a form of tears.
I am not looking for tears, I want to know if they think I did a good job.
That kind of feedback can be useful. |
|
|
|
Pages: [1] :: one page |
First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |