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Senator McMorris
McMorris Inc.
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Posted - 2014.06.22 11:15:00 -
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McMorris Incorporated The Home of Financial Creativity
It's the 22nd of June 2014 and today McMorris Inc. shares are now available to purchase by capsuleers at large. The aim of this IPO is to raise funds for the organisation and allow us to continue to sponsor legitimate ISK doublers, investment bankers and other key people within the EVE financial community.
There are multiple benefits to becoming a shareholder within McMorris Inc:
- Ability to vote and take part in key decisions within the organisation.
- Your name and face featured on this website.
- Special privileges and access within the McMorris community.
So, those are the benefits of becoming a shareholder, but what about the McMorris ideal?
- We aim to promote financial dynamism within the EVE economy.
- We'll achieve this by promoting ISK doubling, creative finance and investment banking.
- We'll offer loans to other creative entrepreneurs.
The economy of EVE is stagnating, and we're here to change that.
Each share costs one million ISK. If you want 200 shares, it will cost 200 million ISK.
If you'd like to buy shares, send the amount of ISK to 'Senator McMorris' in game with the reason "stock purchase".
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Elizabeth Norn
Nornir Research
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Posted - 2014.06.22 11:29:00 -
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Senator McMorris wrote:The economy of EVE is stagnating, and I'm here to help it rot.
TLDR, but I fixed that for you.
It's funny what google has indexed for your website: http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:uwpFg3YeyOwJ:www.mcmorris.me/wealth.php+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=jp&client=firefox-a .
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lanyaie
DEEP-SPACE CO-OP LTD Exit Strategy..
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Posted - 2014.06.22 12:31:00 -
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YES! YOU ARE BACK! Hai |
Zero Sum Gain
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM Silent Requiem
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Posted - 2014.06.22 12:32:00 -
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Kudos to you on your promotion from governor to senator. I hope you make it to president in time for your next scam.
Someone should link the McMorris bank thread so we dont rehash all the evidence again. |
Senator McMorris
McMorris Inc.
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Posted - 2014.06.22 12:38:00 -
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I'm completely open and honest about the past of McMorris Inc. Now is a time to recreate our past successes to inspire a mass movement of economic revolution. Who's with me? |
Dante Seth
Silver Tide
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Posted - 2014.06.22 14:26:00 -
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Your bio. |
God Emperor McMorris
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.06.22 14:32:00 -
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I judge thee unworthy of the McMorris name and fortune. Thou hast sullied thy good and godly name.
Away with you - for verily I am the real McMorris. |
Zero Sum Gain
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM Silent Requiem
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Posted - 2014.06.22 16:03:00 -
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Dante Seth wrote:Your bio.
What, this?
http://i.imgur.com/ZKZR81k.png
I almost feel bad for helping kill this thread before it can really provide the entertainment the last one did. I feel like maybe the Senator only came here to give us that experience again :( |
Senator McMorris
McMorris Inc.
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Posted - 2014.06.22 16:07:00 -
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I don't understand. What is wrong with my bio? |
Awkward Sanchez
Awkward Honesty Inc.
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Posted - 2014.06.22 16:22:00 -
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I'm sooo gonna vote for you next CSM Awkward Honesty. the only mutually profitable scam in eve. |
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Zero Sum Gain
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM Silent Requiem
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Posted - 2014.06.22 16:25:00 -
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I would like to cast my ballot for McMorris as well.
I think the McMorris name will live on through the ages like each successive batman or dread pirate Roberts. |
Lord God McMorris
Hedion University Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.06.22 16:37:00 -
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Dearest Denizens,
Let not your hearts fall prey to these impostors!
For, I am the real McMorris.
I am the ONE TRUE ISK TRIPLER! The real McMorris. |
Governor McMorris
Love Squad Pasta Syndicate
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Posted - 2014.06.22 16:41:00 -
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I'd just like to confirm that Senator McMorris is the official CEO of McMorris Inc. Please don't trust any of these other McMorris types.
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God Emperor McMorris
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2014.06.22 16:43:00 -
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Lord God McMorris wrote:Dearest Denizens,
Let not your hearts fall prey to these impostors!
For, I am the real McMorris.
I am the ONE TRUE ISK TRIPLER!
Heretical blasphemy. I am the one true McGod in this EVE.
By all that is holy and pure - I demand the denizens of New Eden to purge the diabolical influences seeking to sully the McMorris legacy.
Also, give me 100,000,000 ISK - and I will send half back. The other half will be spent on the temple housing my holy likeness in Amarr. |
Korgan Medel
Veerhouven Ventures Veerhouven Group Alliance
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Posted - 2014.06.22 17:59:00 -
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I think Senator McMorris needs a nose job something is not quite right there |
Loraine Gess
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists
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Posted - 2014.06.22 19:32:00 -
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Taking bets on Mr. McMorris' promotion to el presidente.... |
Myriad Blaze
Common Sense Ltd Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2014.06.22 19:59:00 -
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Senator McMorris wrote:The Home of Financial Creativity... Never give up, never surrender!
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Myriad Blaze
Common Sense Ltd Nulli Secunda
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Posted - 2014.06.22 20:18:00 -
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Governor McMorris wrote:Please don't trust any of these other McMorris types. Fixed that for you. |
Daniel Plain
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.06.23 12:56:00 -
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this scam has now successfully passed the barrier from mildly amusing to mildly annoying.
"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings" -MXZF |
Senator McMorris
McMorris Inc. xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx
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Posted - 2014.07.23 10:37:00 -
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================================================== -------------------- BACK OPEN FOR BUSINESS -------------------------- ================================================== |
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Adunh Slavy
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Posted - 2014.07.23 12:51:00 -
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Senator McMorris wrote:================================================== -------------------- BACK OPEN FOR ABUSE -------------------------- ==================================================
Fixed Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.-á-á- William Pitt |
Cavalira
The Greater Goon Clockwork Pineapple
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Posted - 2014.07.23 14:15:00 -
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Could you please stop posting garbage on these forums? |
flakeys
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.07.23 14:58:00 -
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Cavalira wrote:Could you please stop posting garbage on these forums?
Gues we'll need to remove at least 95 % of the posts on the eve forum then ...
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Bad Bobby
Bring Me Sunshine In Tea We Trust
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Posted - 2014.07.23 15:29:00 -
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flakeys wrote:we'll need to remove at least 95 % of the posts on the eve forum I think you're being charitable.
If you include "EVE General Discussion" and "Features & Ideas Discussion" then the portion to be purged will easily exceed 99.9%. |
flakeys
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.07.23 17:05:00 -
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Bad Bobby wrote:flakeys wrote:we'll need to remove at least 95 % of the posts on the eve forum I think you're being charitable. If you include "EVE General Discussion" and "Features & Ideas Discussion" then the portion to be purged will easily exceed 99.9%.
I know , i think too high of the eve community and mankind in general .
If i didn't i wouldn't be married with kids to start with ....
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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Brock Nelson
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Posted - 2014.07.23 17:16:00 -
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flakeys wrote:Bad Bobby wrote:flakeys wrote:we'll need to remove at least 95 % of the posts on the eve forum I think you're being charitable. If you include "EVE General Discussion" and "Features & Ideas Discussion" then the portion to be purged will easily exceed 99.9%. I know , i think too high of the eve community and mankind in general . If i didn't i wouldn't be married with kids to start with ....
Whats wrong with having alts irl? Signature removed, CCP Phantom |
Adunh Slavy
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Posted - 2014.07.23 17:31:00 -
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Brock Nelson wrote: Whats wrong with having alts irl?
I'd buy one Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.-á-á- William Pitt |
flakeys
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2014.07.23 19:23:00 -
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Brock Nelson wrote:flakeys wrote:Bad Bobby wrote:flakeys wrote:we'll need to remove at least 95 % of the posts on the eve forum I think you're being charitable. If you include "EVE General Discussion" and "Features & Ideas Discussion" then the portion to be purged will easily exceed 99.9%. I know , i think too high of the eve community and mankind in general . If i didn't i wouldn't be married with kids to start with .... Whats wrong with having alts irl?
As long as they do as requested nothing but for some reason mine are malfunctioning like mad ...
I could use one of your outstanding links to cheer up here brock .
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
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