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Claudia Osyn
Mythic Security Service
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Posted - 2014.09.16 03:12:00 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Aldrith Shutaq wrote:What in Molok's breeches is going on in here? Old tales of ancient evils and prehistoric sea monsters. And Space Dragon teat milk vodka. The lack of money is the root of all evil. |
Average Space Elf
Bad Investment Choices
53
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Posted - 2014.09.16 06:00:00 -
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Aldrith Shutaq wrote:What in Molok's breeches is going on in here?
Ah, "Molok", as you call him, was a rather silly elf. Got a little too involved with his little pet project, it seems. We warned him, you know, we really did.
It's good to see he's still recognized for his breeches, though. His elf-steeze was unassailable. |
Average Space Elf
Bad Investment Choices
53
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Posted - 2014.09.16 06:01:00 -
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Makoto Priano wrote:Captain Shutaq, it's best just to walk away.
Walk away while you still can.
Do the exact opposite of what your fellow spaceman is telling you to do! Sit down! Stand if you prefer! Have this space elf space wine, it's really quite yummy and good to drink! |
Average Space Elf
Bad Investment Choices
53
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Posted - 2014.09.16 06:03:00 -
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Talas Dir wrote:I told everyone that space elves existed, but no one believed me. See, I'm right. Mindflood abuse does boost your mental abilities.
You'll have to talk to Shady Space Elf if you want some of that. If you manage to find him (I'm pretty sure he hangs out with Secret Space Elf), remind him that he owes me money. |
Average Space Elf
Bad Investment Choices
53
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Posted - 2014.09.16 06:06:00 -
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Jinari Otsito wrote:I don't know... those eyebrows, those delicate cheekbones...
Shutaq just might have some elf in him.
For some reason, spacemen fixate on secondary elfin traits. Spaceman Shatuq is 0% elf. |
Mika Firestorm
Your Friendly Neighborhood Logistics
5
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Posted - 2014.09.16 17:23:00 -
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I think without blue pill I won't be able to understand all this. State the nature of your medical emergency |
Shalinea Vyvorant
Gradient
13
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Posted - 2014.09.18 21:20:00 -
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I thought I saw a space elf once but it was only an asteroid that Looked like a space elf!
Shali |
Average Space Elf
Bad Investment Choices
54
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Posted - 2014.09.18 22:27:00 -
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Mika Firestorm wrote:I think without blue pill I won't be able to understand all this.
Is the comprehension of the Spacemans truly so limited? The answers to the simple riddles are readily apparent and, indeed, incarnate. |
Average Space Elf
Bad Investment Choices
54
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Posted - 2014.09.18 22:28:00 -
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Shalinea Vyvorant wrote:I thought I saw a space elf once but it was only an asteroid that Looked like a space elf!
Shali
An asteroid that exhibited Elfsight, Elfin Forests, and Elfin Poetry? Please, for the love of all things good and Elfin, tell me where you saw this glorious spacerock! |
Priscilla Project
Custom Clothing Productions
30
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Posted - 2014.09.23 13:39:00 -
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Would there be interest in custom made ... uhm ... ... *scratches head, wondering* ... ... long green clothes, pointy ears and wings? - soon - |
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Average Space Elf
Hole Violence
55
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Posted - 2014.09.26 04:55:00 -
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Priscilla Project wrote:Would there be interest in custom made ... uhm ... ... *scratches head, wondering* ... ... long green clothes, pointy ears and wings?
Only if we're trying to scare the space children. |
Priscilla Project
Custom Clothing Productions
87
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Posted - 2014.09.26 10:56:00 -
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Average Space Elf wrote:Priscilla Project wrote:Would there be interest in custom made ... uhm ... ... *scratches head, wondering* ... ... long green clothes, pointy ears and wings? Only if we're trying to scare the space children. Oh.
Hm.
Well, I was simply offering you themed clothes ... ... but now I guess that's a bad idea..... The most sexy piece of clothing New Eden saw to date! The 'Open Avenue' short dress! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=374461 Join my mailing list, "wemew", for fast and easy future updates! (without the ") |
Average Space Elf
Hole Violence
56
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Posted - 2014.09.27 00:47:00 -
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Priscilla Project wrote:Average Space Elf wrote:Priscilla Project wrote:Would there be interest in custom made ... uhm ... ... *scratches head, wondering* ... ... long green clothes, pointy ears and wings? Only if we're trying to scare the space children. Oh. Hm. Well, I was simply offering you themed clothes ... ... but now I guess that's a bad idea.....
You offered me the clothes of my irretrievably unfashionable space "cousins" (ick), spaceman. I know your heart is in the right place, though, so have some space elf space wine with me. |
Priscilla Project
Custom Clothing Productions
138
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Posted - 2014.09.27 07:04:00 -
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Oh I'd love to, but alcohol makes me all cloudy in my brain. How about vherokior tea with honey? ^_^
Anyhow, if you want any themed clothes, I'm the person to ask. (:
Next on the list now is a proper hat for a certain caldari militia officer...... The most sexy piece of clothing New Eden saw to date! The 'Open Avenue' short dress! https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=374461 Join my mailing list, "wemew", for fast and easy future updates! (without the ") |
Zecthah Trees'ent
Ambiguous Endeavor
0
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Posted - 2014.10.11 07:00:00 -
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Rodj Blake wrote:Average Space Elf wrote:Rodj Blake wrote:I must confess that my knowledge of elfs isn't great, but aren't they meant to be servants of the Deceiver?
And also, aren't they meant to have pointy ears so that we can tell them apart from proper people? Where are your pointy ears? You're thinking of space elves. WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE SPACE ELVES. If space elfs are different from space elves, then could you please let me know what the singular of elves is?
Would a group of female elves be called shelves?
Seriously though, I'm torn between asking for some of the drugs this guy must be on and simply saying 'what?' and backing away slowly. |
Average Space Elf
Hole Violence
58
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Posted - 2014.10.11 11:06:00 -
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Be untorn! Or, if you must be torn, untear yourself and have a drink. Contemplate, if you must, with us!
No idea what female elves call themselves.
Female elfs call themselfs "elfs", if they call themselfs at all. |
Zecthah Trees'ent
Ambiguous Endeavor
0
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Posted - 2014.10.11 11:45:00 -
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Average Space Elf wrote:Be untorn! Or, if you must be torn, untear yourself and have a drink. Contemplate, if you must, with us!
No idea what female elves call themselves.
Female elfs call themselfs "elfs", if they call themselfs at all.
Oh come on, that was at least a little funny. Or I'm sleep deprived. Definitely one or the other. |
Alabath Schmidt
Gradient
2
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Posted - 2014.10.11 18:32:00 -
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Katrina Oniseki wrote:Pretty sure my wife has some elf ear attachments from last month's "roleplaying". She wanted to be the innocent elfin maiden, and I was the evil (yet ultimately vulnerable) bad elf intent on seducing her.
Ahh, good times were had indeed.
... what? It's a Gallentean thing. Spices up the home life.
Don't judge me.
I can confirm, this is a Gallentean thing.
If you judge, it's racist. |
Mika Firestorm
Your Friendly Neighborhood Logistics
7
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Posted - 2014.10.11 19:30:00 -
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Alabath Schmidt wrote:Katrina Oniseki wrote:Pretty sure my wife has some elf ear attachments from last month's "roleplaying". She wanted to be the innocent elfin maiden, and I was the evil (yet ultimately vulnerable) bad elf intent on seducing her.
Ahh, good times were had indeed.
... what? It's a Gallentean thing. Spices up the home life.
Don't judge me. I can confirm, this is a Gallentean thing. If you judge, it's racist. I believe it is your... second post here, right, Ms. Schmidt? And every time you just start trolling Caldari with no apparent reason. Quite interesting introduction, I have to say.
You had one job... State the nature of your medical emergency |
992
161
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Posted - 2014.10.14 05:45:00 -
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Do elfs like their ears to be rubbed?
Would it please you to know that I'm quite good at massaging ears? (not offering, ofc) F*ckisn like not workign --Pepper the Penguin #VictoryForNeon |
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Average Space Elf
Hole Violence
58
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Posted - 2014.10.14 07:28:00 -
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Mika Firestorm wrote:Alabath Schmidt wrote:Katrina Oniseki wrote:Pretty sure my wife has some elf ear attachments from last month's "roleplaying". She wanted to be the innocent elfin maiden, and I was the evil (yet ultimately vulnerable) bad elf intent on seducing her.
Ahh, good times were had indeed.
... what? It's a Gallentean thing. Spices up the home life.
Don't judge me. I can confirm, this is a Gallentean thing. If you judge, it's racist. I believe it is your... second post here, right, Ms. Schmidt? And every time you just start trolling Caldari with no apparent reason. Quite interesting introduction, I have to say. You had one job...
Spacemans spacemans spacemans, please. This is a place of happiness and funtimes and relaxation and enjoyment, not for bizarre sibling rivalry squabbling.
You all look the same to me, anyhow. |
Average Space Elf
Hole Violence Whole Squid
66
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Posted - 2014.10.14 07:28:08 -
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Mika Firestorm wrote:Alabath Schmidt wrote:Katrina Oniseki wrote:Pretty sure my wife has some elf ear attachments from last month's "roleplaying". She wanted to be the innocent elfin maiden, and I was the evil (yet ultimately vulnerable) bad elf intent on seducing her.
Ahh, good times were had indeed.
... what? It's a Gallentean thing. Spices up the home life.
Don't judge me. I can confirm, this is a Gallentean thing. If you judge, it's racist. I believe it is your... second post here, right, Ms. Schmidt? And every time you just start trolling Caldari with no apparent reason. Quite interesting introduction, I have to say. You had one job...
Spacemans spacemans spacemans, please. This is a place of happiness and funtimes and relaxation and enjoyment, not for bizarre sibling rivalry squabbling.
You all look the same to me, anyhow. |
Average Space Elf
Hole Violence
58
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Posted - 2014.10.14 07:35:00 -
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992 wrote:
Do elfs like their ears to be rubbed?
Would it please you to know that I'm quite good at massaging ears? (not offering, ofc)
This elf certainly does.
And... yes?
You actually.... you actually look just like a spacemangirl I knew from my time at UC. It's an uncanny enough resemblance that I think I'll go be pensive in a corner for a while.
But first, wine. Wine for all. Wine for all the spacemans. |
Average Space Elf
Hole Violence Whole Squid
66
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Posted - 2014.10.14 07:35:19 -
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992 wrote:
Do elfs like their ears to be rubbed?
Would it please you to know that I'm quite good at massaging ears? (not offering, ofc)
This elf certainly does.
And... yes?
You actually.... you actually look just like a spacemangirl I knew from my time at UC. It's an uncanny enough resemblance that I think I'll go be pensive in a corner for a while.
But first, wine. Wine for all. Wine for all the spacemans. |
992
197
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Posted - 2014.10.14 11:37:00 -
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Were you and Spacemangirl amorous? Is that even possible?
I'm sorry if that's an insensitive question.
*hold up my glass for some more wine* F*ckisn like not workign --Pepper the Penguin #VictoryForNeon |
Anslo
Scope Works
17146
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Posted - 2014.10.14 13:38:00 -
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What in the actual flying ****
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Anslo
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
28721
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Posted - 2014.10.14 13:38:45 -
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What in the actual flying ****
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Vizage
Capital Allied Industrial Distribution Evictus.
32
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Posted - 2014.10.14 16:19:00 -
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Anslo wrote:What in the actual flying ****
For once we are in perfect agreement.
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Vizage
Capital Allied Industrial Distribution Evictus.
96
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Posted - 2014.10.14 16:19:22 -
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Anslo wrote:What in the actual flying ****
For once we are in perfect agreement.
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Anslo
Scope Works
17251
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Posted - 2014.10.14 16:28:00 -
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Vizage wrote:Anslo wrote:What in the actual flying **** For once we are in perfect agreement. You know **** is ****** up when me and Kirstin agree on it.
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