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Nicocat
Caldari New Age Solutions
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Posted - 2006.10.02 18:46:00 -
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I listen to corpmates.
"Oh, there's just a battleship over here." *engage target on other side of gate* *6 more Bships come in* *warp out* "You <censored> <censored> piece of <censored>!"
"All clear." *jump in, no insta* *WTFPWN by recons* "I hate you."
Etc. ---------------------------- Remember, killing a Goon isn't murder. They don't have souls. |
Magunus
The Forsakened Few The ARR0W Project
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Posted - 2006.10.02 18:50:00 -
[62]
I confused remote sensor boosters with sensor damps once. ---
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. -- Douglas Adams, 'The Restaurant at the End of the Universe' |
Anderson
Murder-Death-Kill Blood Raiders Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.02 19:32:00 -
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Originally by: Scoundrelus Attacked a Stabber. At least I THOUGHT it was a stabber...
Lmfao, I love it when people do that.
my worst blunder was attempting to get to the station to kill something, and clicking on the station in space. Little did I know, the station is at the same moon as a "death star" pos, and pretty much 95% of the time, you click the moon rather than the station to warp to. Bye-bye super expensive-but-useless-when-webbed-and-scrammed Vagabond...
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Anderson
Murder-Death-Kill Blood Raiders Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.02 19:37:00 -
[64]
Originally by: JaegerKnack hunting war targets, knowing that vagabonds are quick, but still thinking im safe at 100km. and not alligning.
ok, he's at 100km 70km 30km, jeez they really are fas....OH GOD I'M GONNA DIE!
i think i lasted about 10seconds once he got me
lmfao this one is going in my bio...even though it wasn't me, it applies to many a victim of mine :) (faction scrams/mwd FTW!)
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Hesed
Hamartia.
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Posted - 2006.10.02 19:48:00 -
[65]
Well, there was the time when I was a noob in an AB Rifter with noob skills and watched an MWD Brutix sail away from me at 80m/s above my speed to safety.
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Miss Overlord
Gallente Garoun Investment Bank
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Posted - 2006.10.02 20:00:00 -
[66]
smartbomb a tackler and allowed a target to get away (tackler was on our side scrambling a enemy BS)
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Johncrab
Minmatar Typo Corp
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Posted - 2006.10.02 20:18:00 -
[67]
Confusing a Dominix with a cruiser and engaging it with my cyclone... the result was obvious |
Hippo117
Caldari 9th Fleet Academy
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Posted - 2006.10.02 22:14:00 -
[68]
Edited by: Hippo117 on 02/10/2006 22:15:39 Aligning in the opposite direction of a tristan's motion on a gatecamp in a ferox, and causing enough transversal that my guns wouldnt hit and heavies werent packing a punch, so he escaped and i was just getting armor bleed (3 months old, hadn't a clue what a hardener was), i hit the safe spot bookmark, which turned out to be the other gate. Escaped that one in very low structure.
Not pvp, but a few weeks later a gang of mine chased some people all the way to Harroule, and decided to rat for a day (in thhe same ferox). I fell in love with 0.0 then, and started ratting (cause outlaw was getting annoying). Didn't know i needed to put asteroid belt battleships on overview, and never even saw them sitting there... Pummeling... --------------
Booby > Rokh
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Kery Syander
Minmatar Stormriders
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Posted - 2006.10.02 22:23:00 -
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So I'm travelling through several low sec systems in my Rifter looking for targets. After several dull/empty systems I stumble upon one system with only one other person in local. I quickly narrow down what belt they are mining in. Warp in, AB to target, scramble, web, open fire. The ship is going down very quickly, I'm almost to structure when I lose the target. I think to myself "Why do I not have the target locked anymore? Oh, they must have jammed me!" I can see all these flashing yellow squares and wonder where all these guys came from, since there are still only 2 people in the system. It's then I realize that it's CONCORD that's jamming me, and I see that I am in a .5 sec system.... Whoops The one high-sec system I had to travel through is the one where I decide to aggress. Nothing left to do but wait for the next 2 volleys to finish me off...
So I guess the stupidest thing I've done in PvP so far (and it's been a short career) is actually initiate combat.
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neutralizer
Caldari ISS Navy Task Force Interstellar Starbase Syndicate
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Posted - 2006.10.02 22:48:00 -
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[ 2006.09.30 23:54:18 ] (notify) You have started trying to warp scramble Federation Navy Testing Facilities. [ 2006.09.30 23:54:19 ] (combat) Gallente Sentry Gun places an excellent hit on you, inflicting 304.9 damage. [ 2006.09.30 23:54:19 ] (combat) Gallente Sentry Gun aims well at you, inflicting 244.0 damage. [ 2006.09.30 23:54:19 ] (combat) Gallente Sentry Gun hits you, doing 175.3 damage. [ 2006.09.30 23:54:19 ] (combat) Gallente Sentry Gun places an excellent hit on you, inflicting 244.4 damage. [ 2006.09.30 23:54:19 ] (combat) Gallente Sentry Gun places an excellent hit on you, inflicting 256.2 damage. [ 2006.09.30 23:54:19 ] (combat) Gallente Sentry Gun places an excellent hit on you, inflicting 303.9 damage. [ 2006.09.30 23:54:19 ] (combat) Gallente Sentry Gun aims well at you, inflicting 224.0 damage. [ 2006.09.30 23:54:20 ] (notify) Ship is out of control
Oops. There goes my crow and the T2 MWD. The sad thing is that I bought the crow at 9 million and now it's 19 million.
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SurfinSeaOtter
Amarr Arcana Imperii Ltd.
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Posted - 2006.10.03 00:16:00 -
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Lost my Vengeance to gateguns because I forgot that pods are protected by concord even if the ship that they WERE in aggroed you
An 18M isk moment of retardness (but we did get the pod )
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Stratharn
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Posted - 2006.10.03 00:47:00 -
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On mental autopilot in 0.0...
A mate warps in and we go to set up a gang. I hit YES to accept the gang attempt, and suddenly I've got a trio of interceptors, two ravens, and a bunch of HACs blowing the hell out of my BC.
Someone else had offered to gang with me, at exactly the wrong moment, and I hadn't read the pop-up properly before accepting it.
Rob
http://www.chainblade.com/
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Splitter Macdung
Minmatar Vale Heavy Industries SMASH Alliance
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Posted - 2006.10.03 00:55:00 -
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"Hey, That's not a Vexor..." Mis-targetted a war target and halfway blew up some nub in hauler, instead of the moa next to him. Concordoken. Then I wasnt thinkin straight and undocked in a Brutix right away ... concordoken #2 ...lol __________________________________ Vale Heavy Industries "We'll Haul Your Stuff For Free"(Because you didnt pay us not to.)
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Womble God
Gallente Compression Space Transport
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Posted - 2006.10.03 07:32:00 -
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"So what your saying is, warping to this gate which is camped by 15 highly trained and heavily armed enemys upon whom we were attempting to sneak, whilst piloting my first ever T1 frigate and being so wet behind the ears I dont know how to run away and then promptly dying is a bad thing?"
Me on my first PvP op at 5 days old having spent aproximately 4 of those 5 days surfing the forums.
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Pattern Clarc
The Priory
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Posted - 2006.10.03 08:08:00 -
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Victim: Pattern Clarc Alliance: NONE Corp: The Priory Destroyed: Taranis System: ***** Security: 0.0
Involved parties:
Name: unfaithful (laid the final blow) Security: 5.0 Alliance: Ascendant Frontier Corp: Species 5618 Ship: Kestrel Weapon: Bloodclaw Precision Light Missile -------------------------------- funny thing is, a mate in my corp engaged him 10 mnutes later in a claw and lost... I was like, i'm in my ranis, i'm hard and i'll kill him before he even gets a chance to lock.... His first voley of missiles melted my shields, I had to relock as I was sensor damped in which during that time my armor melted...
Kestrels hurt :(
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Chief Seattle
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Posted - 2006.10.03 08:50:00 -
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Armor tanked my first ever ferox.... not pretty.
i wonder if i could purchase a female sig and make some siglets..... |
Verreuckter
Vexillum Nox
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Posted - 2006.10.03 08:56:00 -
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was a few months old, and was feeling confident in my osprey for NPCing, ruppy warps in, locks, and i warp away to the gate, ruppy warps to me again, and locks, i lock back, thinking WTF is going on.....hands shaking, I think if i get the first hit in i may have a chance.....
FIRE ZE F***ING MISSILES!!!
sentries hurt....
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Miklas Laces
A.N.A.R.C.H.I.C.A
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Posted - 2006.10.03 12:54:00 -
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Found a target with the scanner, landed at the belt and he was there, got him locked and scrambled.
He tries to run out of scrambler range but I'm not worried cos I'm faster than him. I should be faster than him... hey I'm slow, very slow, wtf ?? He warps out.
I forgot I had t2 ammo loaded, the ones that give speed penalty..
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Melissy
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Posted - 2006.10.03 13:55:00 -
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Camping with sniper mates around bubbles in a close range Domi fitted with a cloak. We got word of a large fleet moving to our camp (too large to handle) everyone cloaks. I try to warp away to a SS, and forget to cloak myself. Ergo : slow ass turning Domi 4tl and 5 seconds later 100M+ ISK lost and podded.
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Auren Mars
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Posted - 2006.10.03 14:05:00 -
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Brand new Scorp, came across enemy gate camp, tried to get away and died. Forgot to put on my shiled booster :p
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Kunming
Amarr adeptus gattacus Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.10.03 14:09:00 -
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Scooped up a Ogre II in the middle of a fight to break a shield tank, just to realize I cant use them yet and jammed my drone bay, uhmm that was the end of the alliance championship for Kunming
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Huggs
Caldari Sha Kharn Corp Ascendant Frontier
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Posted - 2006.10.03 14:13:00 -
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Guy steals from a corp members can - gets aggro. I follow him in a .4 in my gisti-crow. Engaged his destroyer on the other gate and kill him. Instinctivly go for and kill the pod. Gate sentries proceed to engage me. I was shocked at first (forgot I can't pod him) and hestitated to warp out (I came to a stop after the kill). Needless to say, lost the crow, along with my Gistii-mwd and faction scrambler. Very costly loss for just a destroyer kill. Live 'n learn.
The Final Stand [email protected] xfire - huggable [SHA K] Huggs |
Twilight Moon
Minmatar Malicious Intentions
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Posted - 2006.10.03 14:17:00 -
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Oh look, a ratting Vexor...
Just after I scramble it, "Wait a sec, Vexors arent that colour"
---------------- ...on the other hand using a banana might be a viable alternative. Anyone Recruiting? 8m SP PvP Character looking for a new home, for a life as a pirate. Contact Via EVE-Mail. |
Deez Nuttzy
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Posted - 2006.10.03 15:57:00 -
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Watched 5 on 5 tournament. Was doing vengance mission in apoc with all modulated tachs, all tech II low and med as well. the bob match came on, you know the one i mean, the best match ever. well watched a little too long and lost ship.
lesson learned: while watching 5 on 5 on EVEtv stay docked at pos or station till match is over
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DixieNormus
Mystery of Roid Envy
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Posted - 2006.10.03 16:16:00 -
[85]
Escape from a war target that got the jump on me at a gate only to have autopilot take me back to the gate where he got my ship and pod.
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Weirda
Minmatar Queens of the Stone Age Chimaera Pact
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Posted - 2006.10.03 16:22:00 -
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Edited by: Weirda on 03/10/2006 16:22:45
Originally by: KnightCrawler Whats the stupidist thing you ever did in a pvp fight?
all of them!
honestly - 9 time out of 10 that you die, you pretty much immediately realize that you should have done something different. sometimes you make same mistake a lot ()
main thing weirda do: -getting agro timer, when you are better off jumping and engaging less (ie. not all) targets -forgetting to turn off mwd and drain own cap while orbitting slow and taking full damage from missiles in interceptor -screwing up module activation by preactivation outside of range (they keep blinky after target aquired) -bubbling self and pod with own interdictor bubble (added bonus when you get you gangmates too!) -too many other embarassing thing
__ Weirda Join QOTSA Now Stealth Bomber Tweaks |
Estrin
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Posted - 2006.10.03 16:24:00 -
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HAHA LOL these are all quite funny
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Dahak2150
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Posted - 2006.10.03 19:30:00 -
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PVPing on this comp.
700mhz Pentium III 256mb RAMBUS GeForce2 64mb vid card.
The 10 minute fight consisted of a series of about 12 frames.
6 of which were from my pod. ---------- My sig is boring. |
Zephirz
Minmatar
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Posted - 2006.10.03 20:04:00 -
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accidently warping my gang into our pos... unfortunatly the domi and the ferox werent from our corp... wtfpwn. I had to sell nearly all my **** to pay for it :((
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sycokill
Caldari Coreli Corporation
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Posted - 2006.10.03 20:30:00 -
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Edited by: sycokill on 03/10/2006 20:31:08 Edited by: sycokill on 03/10/2006 20:30:37 1. while pirating i found a mining barge at a belt, warped in 30km away from him and he doesnt seem to be moving....weird. I engage and soon after promptly get killed by CONCORD!! >_> Yes i was in a 0.5 system
2. geddon coming up on scan while i warp to the station so i can fit up my new vexor. I warp to belt and engage...where the hell are my friggin drones?! oh right they are in the station..
3. Losing numerous ships because moons in low sec are ***
4. Clicking furiously at overview with modules ready to attack the target....war target docks and now im attacking the station Poor poor crow
5. Stalking a ratter in low sec whos going around diffrent systems... oops, im not allowed in empire
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