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The MelonMan
Caldari Tactical Enterprise Group LTD The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2006.10.03 02:06:00 -
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Edited by: The MelonMan on 03/10/2006 02:08:51 It all started when i was roaming through Derelik low sec looking for a fight in my Vexor. I jump into A system, Asabona, and see a thorax killing rats at the gate with a shield booster running. I think what the hell, maybe he is just trying something. I ask him if he is bored in local and he says yes so I asked him if he would like to do a little 1v1. He agrees but to dumb rules no T2 , I told him i had a t2 125mm and a MAR IIh he says i can keep the 125 drop the mar so i go and get a t1 repper, and that his friend can watch. I agree with this rule too. He wants him to be able to watch in a BlackBird(haha no way) which he says has no weapons i say no a shuttle and he says his friend doesnt want to be in a shuttle in low sec, what ever get in a frig.
About 45 mins later we finally undock and get ready for me to warp them to my ss(i made a gang with them). Im undocked and i see the 2 of em undock his friend in that damn blackbird and him in the thorax with the shield booster. I say no way get in a shuttle(now im thinking that they are trying to pull a fast one on ole melon here) he buys the shuttle and we go to the ss. We start i put my 3 nos 1 small neut and gun plus 5 med drones on him while he throws 5 warrior Is on me and his blasters. Shield wise we are going 1 and 1 but when we get to armor i keep mine at 80%. Eventually i see he is dieing(he had alot of plates on there) and it ends. We aggreed in the beginning that the winner would get loot and 10 mil. So to make sure he doesnt leave i lock and scram his pod when i see he hasnt transfered yet. He starts jabbering about for some reason he keeps his isk on his alt and his dumb dell wont let him run a second EVE.
Than his friend in the shuttle warps away and leaves gang. Im thinking hes gona come back in the BB and surely enough i spot him on scanner so i launch my drones and get ready to lock him and send my hammerheads on him in case he gets me jammed. I lock him and he runs. Than the guy in the pod says he wants to fight me so i say he can fight me after the other guy pays me the winings. Than i see local jump so i say im not liking this and pod him. He wakes up god knows where and i say next time dont go into a battle if you dont have the isk to back it up and that he shouldnt try to fool someone with a sh*ty plan. He says hahahaha now there are bs coming in to kill you(local is empty, and the people before werent his friends, my mistake w/e) i close gang and dock when crim flag is done.
The names of these 2 fools are TJ17(thorax) hhihih(shuttle/Blackbird)
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Deja Thoris
Revelations Inc.
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Posted - 2006.10.03 02:31:00 -
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You used a drone ship to kill the cap of a noob in a thorax and kill him.
Congrats
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Samirol
Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2006.10.03 02:56:00 -
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mmkay...
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Ravelin Eb
Minmatar Team INTERNET
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Posted - 2006.10.03 03:34:00 -
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that story was about as funny as cancer Ravelin Eb
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Laythun
Undercover Brothers
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Posted - 2006.10.03 07:36:00 -
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Great Story.
You killed a noob. Amazing.
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Destiny Calling
Amarr The Watchers' Council
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Posted - 2006.10.03 08:41:00 -
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I enjoyed the read, maybe it wasn't as funny as the title made it out to be.
Theres no need to be antosocial about it
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Belial02
Amarr 133rd Ghost Wing
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Posted - 2006.10.03 09:21:00 -
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Edited by: Belial02 on 03/10/2006 09:21:13
Originally by: Ravelin Eb that story was about as funny as cancer
Cancer is alot more fun...
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Garan Savlar
Gallente Ascendant Strategies Inc. The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2006.10.03 10:20:00 -
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Edited by: Garan Savlar on 03/10/2006 10:20:58
Originally by: Belial02 Cancer is alot more fun...
You're a f***ing moron! That isn't even remotely funny. I sincerely hope your comment never comes back to haunt you.
Anyway, I quite enjoyed the story ... ------------------------------------------------
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Eldo Davip
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2006.10.03 13:23:00 -
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Thread cleaned. Please be civil when you are posting on the forums. ___
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Sanka Cofie
Amarr Ministry of Silly Walks
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Posted - 2006.10.03 15:33:00 -
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But the whole time this was happening you weren't wearing any pants... and you were at work... and a busload of nuns came in to ask directions...
thats the funny part you left out right??
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Paari Cuman
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Posted - 2006.10.03 16:40:00 -
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o/ fellow IO member
It's still a funny story. Stupid noobs, Trix are for kids.
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Alan Maher
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2006.10.03 17:18:00 -
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Why didn't he just get his mate to wait in station, undock and warp to him when he had you locked down? Doesn't really matter.
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The MelonMan
Caldari Tactical Enterprise Group LTD The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2006.10.03 21:19:00 -
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if i was looking to state the obvious i would have said so. Maybe the title was a little deceiving but the point in the end was that they tried to fool me with a horribly thought out plan and failed
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Varelse Wiggin
Minmatar Sector 7
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Posted - 2006.10.04 16:11:00 -
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These are the exact types of stories I was complaining about a few weeks ago.
LOWLS LUKE @ ME I KLILED A NUBBIT!11!!! EVERY1 CONGRATUL8 ME PLS!
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Mila Prestoc
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Posted - 2006.10.04 17:04:00 -
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Originally by: Varelse Wiggin These are the exact types of stories I was complaining about a few weeks ago.
LOWLS LUKE @ ME I KLILED A NUBBIT!11!!! EVERY1 CONGRATUL8 ME PLS!
And your the kind of pointless troll who add's nothing to a topic who I like to tell STFU.
@ OP. Nice to see people who think they're clever getting shown there true intelligence/skill level even if story was a bit long. -------------------------
Originally by: "Lord Violent" EvE is slowly becoming a game for the stupid, catered to by devs as they lack ability to kill/survive anything.
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Varelse Wiggin
Minmatar Sector 7
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Posted - 2006.10.04 17:10:00 -
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Edited by: Varelse Wiggin on 04/10/2006 17:09:58
Originally by: Mila Prestoc
Originally by: Varelse Wiggin These are the exact types of stories I was complaining about a few weeks ago.
LOWLS LUKE @ ME I KLILED A NUBBIT!11!!! EVERY1 CONGRATUL8 ME PLS!
And your the kind of pointless troll who add's nothing to a topic who I like to tell STFU.
@ OP. Nice to see people who think they're clever getting shown there true intelligence/skill level even if story was a bit long.
Ugh how can you even say that. The OP is just another GREAT PVPER who killed a new/inexperienced player, and now he wants congratulations and acceptance from the HARDCORE UBER LEET PIRATE COMMUNITY. I guess so he can feel whole inside.
This is the same reason I don't brag when I kill or contribute to killing a CDC member, because it takes about as much effort as clubbing a baby seal.
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Shemsu Mordus
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Posted - 2006.10.04 18:53:00 -
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Originally by: Ravelin Eb that story was about as funny as cancer
Haha. Now THAT made me laugh.
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Lorin Sky
Skycore
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Posted - 2006.10.04 21:18:00 -
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Originally by: Shemsu Mordus
Originally by: Ravelin Eb that story was about as funny as cancer
Haha. Now THAT made me laugh.
Me too. The story wasn't that funny.
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Gustovness
Broken Cannon
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Posted - 2006.10.04 23:05:00 -
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Originally by: Ravelin Eb that story was about as funny as cancer
LMFAO!!!!
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