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Jenshae Chiroptera
The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2015.03.20 16:12:04 -
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Minmatar ships are getting dirt over the rust.
This means we have loads of moisture in space to make the rust and stick the dirt to our hulls.
Then! There is how we move and fly like submarines.
Clearly EVE is in fluidic space!
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids.
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SOV is stagnant because Low Sec is not the next step from High Sec and a viable place to grow alliances to the point they can challenge Null alliances.
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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Serene Repose
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Posted - 2015.03.20 16:40:38 -
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bovine scatology at its best
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to type on your keyboard and remove all doubt.
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Jenshae Chiroptera
The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2015.03.20 16:47:07 -
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Serene Repose wrote:bovine scatology at its best +1 How else does one explain the lack of physics?
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids.
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SOV is stagnant because Low Sec is not the next step from High Sec and a viable place to grow alliances to the point they can challenge Null alliances.
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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Benny Ohu
Chaotic Tranquility Warp to Cyno.
4329
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Posted - 2015.03.20 16:58:57 -
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submarines are the spaceships of the ocean |
Elenahina
agony unleashed Agony Empire
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Posted - 2015.03.20 17:08:27 -
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Benny Ohu wrote:submarines are the spaceships of the ocean Spaceships are the submarines of the space ocean.
Agony Unleashed is Recruiting - Small Gang PvP in Null Sec
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2015.03.20 18:04:42 -
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We indeed fly in a fluidic universe. Water is a main component of gravy, which we actually fly in according to War Kitten's Theory of Eve Online Space Gravy, and is supported by my own theory of Eve Online Galactic Mashed Potatoes.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Vote Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10!
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Jenshae Chiroptera
The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2015.03.20 19:03:52 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:We indeed fly in a fluidic universe. Water is a main component of gravy, which we actually fly in according to War Kitten's Theory of Eve Online Space Gravy, and is supported by my own theory of Eve Online Galactic Mashed Potatoes. Transparent custard is tastier and explains the neutonian changes with forces.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids.
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SOV is stagnant because Low Sec is not the next step from High Sec and a viable place to grow alliances to the point they can challenge Null alliances.
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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Iain Cariaba
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Posted - 2015.03.20 19:04:02 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:We indeed fly in a fluidic universe. Water is a main component of gravy, which we actually fly in according to War Kitten's Theory of Eve Online Space Gravy, and is supported by my own theory of Eve Online Galactic Mashed Potatoes. Is the next galaxy over the Chicked Fried Steak Supergalaxy or the Meatloaf Cluster?
EvE is hard. It's harder if you're stupid.
I couldn't have said it better.
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
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Posted - 2015.03.20 19:07:29 -
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Iain Cariaba wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:We indeed fly in a fluidic universe. Water is a main component of gravy, which we actually fly in according to War Kitten's Theory of Eve Online Space Gravy, and is supported by my own theory of Eve Online Galactic Mashed Potatoes. Is the next galaxy over the Chicked Fried Steak Supergalaxy or the Meatloaf Cluster? As long as one of the planets is made of meat I don't care either way.
Civilized behaviour is knowing that violence is barbaric, but paying other people to do it is business.
Nil mortifi sine lucre.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
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Posted - 2015.03.20 19:21:50 -
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Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:We indeed fly in a fluidic universe. Water is a main component of gravy, which we actually fly in according to War Kitten's Theory of Eve Online Space Gravy, and is supported by my own theory of Eve Online Galactic Mashed Potatoes. Transparent custard is tastier and explains the neutonian changes with forces.
The Eve Online Space Gravy is actually and sadly thickened with a cornstarch slurry instead of a roux, which would have taken more time and created a tastier universe that didn't develop that skin on top. This is why Space Gravy reacts in the same way as a custard, but doesn't contain eggs to be friendly to those who have allergies to such.
Iain Cariaba wrote:Is the next galaxy over the Chicked Fried Steak Supergalaxy or the Meatloaf Cluster?
The UaE Theory of Galactic Mashed Potatoes was developed to explain why the gravy hasn't dissipated into the universal background plate, and why we cant calculate the position of the New Eden cluster relative to the Milky Way galaxy. You see, the Galactic Mashed Potatoes actually create a well in their center which keeps the gravy contained, but also blocks all incoming and outgoing visual contact with surrounding galactic neighborhoods. New Eden science has yet to develop a method of seeing through this barrier, but the new stargate technology rumored to be in development may in fact be able to bore a hole through it, but as of yet, no actual tests have been conducted except for simulations.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Vote Sabriz Adoudel for CSM 10!
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Jenshae Chiroptera
The Volition Cult
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Posted - 2015.03.20 19:26:31 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:... develop that skin on top. ... The skin on top would explain why when I am above a certain gate and look down my camera bounces around.
For some reason my space ship and camera drone won't accept that space is not meant to have a top, bottom, left or right.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids.
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SOV is stagnant because Low Sec is not the next step from High Sec and a viable place to grow alliances to the point they can challenge Null alliances.
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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Hippinse
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.03.20 19:32:27 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:The Eve Online Space Gravy is actually and sadly thickened with a cornstarch slurry instead of a roux, which would have taken more time and created a tastier universe that didn't develop that skin on top.
THIS. This is why Eve is dying. Sadly I heard no mention of advocating for a switch to roux technology from any of the CSM candidates. |
Jenshae Chiroptera
The Volition Cult
1125
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Posted - 2015.03.20 19:35:54 -
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Hippinse wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:The Eve Online Space Gravy is actually and sadly thickened with a cornstarch slurry instead of a roux, which would have taken more time and created a tastier universe that didn't develop that skin on top. THIS. This is why Eve is dying. Sadly I heard no mention of advocating for a switch to roux technology from any of the CSM candidates. That troll bait is rather dry, stale and old.
CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids.
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SOV is stagnant because Low Sec is not the next step from High Sec and a viable place to grow alliances to the point they can challenge Null alliances.
Fozzie is treating a symptom.
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PhantomMajor
High Flyers The Kadeshi
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Posted - 2015.03.20 23:21:43 -
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I knew reading this thread would give me a headache. ..sighs |
Hippinse
University of Caille Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.03.21 02:19:06 -
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Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:Hippinse wrote:Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:The Eve Online Space Gravy is actually and sadly thickened with a cornstarch slurry instead of a roux, which would have taken more time and created a tastier universe that didn't develop that skin on top. THIS. This is why Eve is dying. Sadly I heard no mention of advocating for a switch to roux technology from any of the CSM candidates. That troll bait is rather dry, stale and old.
I'm just saying. If any of the other space-games in development today pull a coup by switching to a Hollandaise-based engine... |
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