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Corrin Javalle
Whack-A-Mole
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Posted - 2016.03.29 08:00:13 -
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Some of you might know me as your fellow Jita 4-4 camper. I do this while I do other things really and its not super, it used to be WAY better right after Crimewatch and I originally came to Jita itself during the Burn Jita events just to fart around and watch the show and ended up staying.
Today I had a chance encounter with one of Eves famous lads, Santo Trafficante. In which I splatted his pod all over the station...
https://zkillboard.com/kill/52888627/
It was a quite glorious killmail for me as I had really just set up and paid attention. I saw him dock in a shuttle I think and then undock in a pod. Yes the kill itself was odd yet not unknown, I myself on another account that was KOS had been podded before undocking before I could even engage warp. But I assure you that there was nothing funny or untoward about how I attained the killmail itself. What followed though was true Eve gloriousness.
Without further ado here is the pastebin of the convo. Seems our notorious podder cannot handle being podded himself...
http://pastebin.com/vkZ6GD6S
I hope you all enjoy it here. |
Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc.
A Few Brave Men
2825
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Posted - 2016.03.29 08:30:44 -
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Ib4 lock
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin
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Corrin Javalle
Whack-A-Mole
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Posted - 2016.03.29 08:40:12 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Ib4 lock
Umm why? |
Mortlake
Devils Rejects 666
2087
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Posted - 2016.03.29 08:43:06 -
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Corrin Javalle wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Ib4 lock Umm why?
Because when it's locked he won't be able to post here?
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky.
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Corrin Javalle
Whack-A-Mole
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Posted - 2016.03.29 08:47:49 -
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Mortlake wrote:Corrin Javalle wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Ib4 lock Umm why? Because when it's locked he won't be able to post here?
Yet it fails to tell me WHY it would be locked? I can post both killmail AND pastebin and convos in C&P. Other than that Santo is crying that I killed him quite legally. The same way I have been for quite some time. Yet the irony is that the podder thinks it is unjust and something untowards which I find amusing to no end, hence the post. |
Mortlake
Devils Rejects 666
2087
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Posted - 2016.03.29 09:13:12 -
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Corrin Javalle wrote:Mortlake wrote:Corrin Javalle wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Ib4 lock Umm why? Because when it's locked he won't be able to post here? Yet it fails to tell me WHY it would be locked? I can post both killmail AND pastebin and convos in C&P. Other than that Santo is crying that I killed him quite legally. The same way I have been for quite some time. Yet the irony is that the podder thinks it is unjust and something untowards which I find amusing to no end, hence the post.
Because rules and rules.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky.
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3326
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Posted - 2016.03.29 09:45:07 -
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haha, those tears are lozl..... I CAN NOT BE KILLED !!!, I AM ZEE MASTER OF POD KILLING !!! RAGE **popcorn break** RAGE..!!
And yes, ISD incoming soon I guess, cuz rules.
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
TORA BUSHIDO FOR CSM XI
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Corrin Javalle
Whack-A-Mole
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Posted - 2016.03.29 09:45:30 -
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Mortlake wrote:Corrin Javalle wrote:Mortlake wrote:Corrin Javalle wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Ib4 lock Umm why? Because when it's locked he won't be able to post here? Yet it fails to tell me WHY it would be locked? I can post both killmail AND pastebin and convos in C&P. Other than that Santo is crying that I killed him quite legally. The same way I have been for quite some time. Yet the irony is that the podder thinks it is unjust and something untowards which I find amusing to no end, hence the post. Because rules and rules.
Sigh... so much has changed... Now I has a sad.
Well if the mods want to please move it to the pirate stories thread as it seems that is the only place for it if it is an issue.  |
StonerPhReaK
Best Kept Frozen.
381
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Posted - 2016.03.29 10:54:59 -
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Shoulda took advice from his implants and drank a cup of Nomad....
Signature Removal in Progress, Estimated time of completion? Neva
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Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
271
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Posted - 2016.03.29 11:24:38 -
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Those tears are glorious.
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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Jacques d'Orleans
Bergmann Industries
Bergmann Federation
2726
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Posted - 2016.03.29 13:59:07 -
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"IGÇÖm a little worried about this Trafficante fellow. I want you to find out what heGÇÖs got in his pod. Go to the Tattaglias in Jita, and tell them youGÇÖre not too happy with him, and then send him sleeping with the fishes." - Vito Corleone 
The beginning of the End
Skill injectors? Attempting to give a shyte: 0.5%
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Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc.
A Few Brave Men
2825
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Posted - 2016.03.29 14:13:00 -
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Corrin Javalle wrote:Sigh... so much has changed... Now I has a sad. Well if the mods want to please move it to the pirate stories thread as it seems that is the only place for it if it is an issue.
Why don't you just spice it up a little and post it in the pirate story thread. As is it needs some work but I'm sure you can turn it into a tale worthy of spending 3 mins reading
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin
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Agondray
Avenger Mercenaries
VOID Intergalactic Forces
332
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Posted - 2016.03.29 14:19:18 -
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This is glorious.
"Sarcasm is the Recourse of a weak mind." -Dr. Smith
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ISD Max Trix
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2016.03.29 14:28:27 -
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Quote:Killmails
The posting of killmails is permitted, however following criteria must be met:
a) The name of the victim must be removed or covered up
b) The killmail must be posted along with constructive text/content. This means no posting new threads with simply a killmail in it without a comment.
c) The killmail must be posted directly into the post and may not be a link to a third-party site.
The reason behind these rules was a spate of threads seeking to embarrass other players, such as those with poor set-ups.
Killmails are not supported by us and given the ease of forgery, threads with killmails in them tended to descend into arguments about the veracity of them.
To foster a better community spirit, killmails will be removed from any post that do not follow the above rules.
Chatlogs and "fanmail"
The posting of chatlogs and EVEmails is not permitted, as past experience has shown us that these have a tendency to incite flames and trolling.
An exception to this is the Pirate Stories Thread, where players can post chatlogs (with the names of victims/counterparts blanked out) as part of a pirate story or experience.
Edited the OP for above reasons.
ISD Max Trix
Lieutenant
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
I do not respond to Evemails.
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Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc.
A Few Brave Men
2825
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Posted - 2016.03.29 14:32:50 -
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ISD Max Trix wrote:Quote:Killmails
The posting of killmails is permitted, however following criteria must be met:
a) The name of the victim must be removed or covered up
b) The killmail must be posted along with constructive text/content. This means no posting new threads with simply a killmail in it without a comment.
c) The killmail must be posted directly into the post and may not be a link to a third-party site.
The reason behind these rules was a spate of threads seeking to embarrass other players, such as those with poor set-ups.
Killmails are not supported by us and given the ease of forgery, threads with killmails in them tended to descend into arguments about the veracity of them.
To foster a better community spirit, killmails will be removed from any post that do not follow the above rules.
Chatlogs and "fanmail"
The posting of chatlogs and EVEmails is not permitted, as past experience has shown us that these have a tendency to incite flames and trolling.
An exception to this is the Pirate Stories Thread, where players can post chatlogs (with the names of victims/counterparts blanked out) as part of a pirate story or experience. Edited the OP for above reasons.
Naw thats sweet. Most ISD just swing the lock wand
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin
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pushdogg
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2016.03.29 18:11:39 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:ISD Max Trix wrote:Quote:Killmails
The posting of killmails is permitted, however following criteria must be met:
a) The name of the victim must be removed or covered up
b) The killmail must be posted along with constructive text/content. This means no posting new threads with simply a killmail in it without a comment.
c) The killmail must be posted directly into the post and may not be a link to a third-party site.
The reason behind these rules was a spate of threads seeking to embarrass other players, such as those with poor set-ups.
Killmails are not supported by us and given the ease of forgery, threads with killmails in them tended to descend into arguments about the veracity of them.
To foster a better community spirit, killmails will be removed from any post that do not follow the above rules.
Chatlogs and "fanmail"
The posting of chatlogs and EVEmails is not permitted, as past experience has shown us that these have a tendency to incite flames and trolling.
An exception to this is the Pirate Stories Thread, where players can post chatlogs (with the names of victims/counterparts blanked out) as part of a pirate story or experience. Edited the OP for above reasons. Naw thats sweet. Most ISD just swing the lock wand
You can't lock something this awesome. That much salt from such a fine curator of salt.
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
11471
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Posted - 2016.03.29 18:43:56 -
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The original post in all it's glory
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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Nofear Alt
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
43
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Posted - 2016.03.29 19:06:49 -
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Corrin Javalle wrote:Sigh... so much has changed... Now I has a sad. Well if the mods want to please move it to the pirate stories thread as it seems that is the only place for it if it is an issue.
Dammit I didn't get to see the tears! Send me a message with the tears! :-)
Alt and proud
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Nofear Alt
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
43
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Posted - 2016.03.29 19:11:26 -
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Hah, thanks for that - very nicely salty - i've seen saltier, but that was pretty good
Alt and proud
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Ria Nieyli
42647
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Posted - 2016.03.29 20:23:37 -
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Corrin Javalle wrote: It was a quite glorious killmail for me as I had really just set up and paid attention. I saw him dock in a shuttle I think and then undock in a pod. Yes the kill itself was odd yet not unknown, I myself on another account that was KOS had been podded before undocking before I could even engage warp. But I assure you that there was nothing funny or untoward about how I attained the killmail itself. What followed though was true Eve gloriousness.
I expected to see a Svipul, not a Confessor but it's a moot point. That's what happens when the scanres bonus on sharpshooter mode is a 100% boost not subjected to diminishing returns. You just need good enough ping. Pretty much any random Russians do the same in the Cal/Gal warzone.
"slang" is shortened language for "shortened language"
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pushdogg
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
130
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Posted - 2016.03.30 00:17:17 -
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I love when he gets podded someone's breaking game mechanics. What a whiny ass. Way to handle yourself op, we all hate getting podded....but his reaction is priceless.
Awesome mail.....bummer you can't frame it. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
7376
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Posted - 2016.03.30 00:39:54 -
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So a small ship ganker/podder who camps in highsec with his smartbombing mallers gets podded and he can't handle it.
The best part when was he claimed to know more about pod mechanics than anybody in the game.
Uh, no. Hub humping with a smart bombing maller waiting for a crystal egg to come by is not how you know pod mechanics. It's when you do real PVP as such you shoot pods with actual guns and missiles AND at times end up in a pod yourself being shot at.
But then, to feign surprise would be to have expected too much from the "victim" here.
And yes pods can be instalocked. I learned that myself the hard way 
Bring back DEEEEP Space!
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Wanda Fayne
163
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Posted - 2016.03.30 03:15:55 -
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Sorry boys he is still way more sexy than any of you |
Yourmoney Mywallet
Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
917
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Posted - 2016.03.30 04:06:03 -
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mmhm mmhm that "Pithon" injector... makes you wonder how he would know about that.
jussayin. |
Futt Isimazu
State War Academy
Caldari State
33
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Posted - 2016.03.30 04:15:23 -
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Ria Nieyli wrote:Corrin Javalle wrote: It was a quite glorious killmail for me as I had really just set up and paid attention. I saw him dock in a shuttle I think and then undock in a pod. Yes the kill itself was odd yet not unknown, I myself on another account that was KOS had been podded before undocking before I could even engage warp. But I assure you that there was nothing funny or untoward about how I attained the killmail itself. What followed though was true Eve gloriousness. I expected to see a Svipul, not a Confessor but it's a moot point. That's what happens when the scanres bonus on sharpshooter mode is a 100% boost not subjected to diminishing returns. You just need good enough ping. Pretty much any random Russians do the same in the Cal/Gal warzone.
Make them the bylad with an arty cane - It's hilarious. |
Ria Nieyli
42652
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Posted - 2016.03.30 09:01:40 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:And yes pods can be instalocked. I learned that myself the hard way
Yeah, it's certainly been around for a while. Interceptors can do it even easier, but T3Ds bring the blap to actually kill your pod. You could in theory do it in an arty Stiletto too. In the case of OP's Confessor, it has damage projection out to ~74km with enough alpha to 1hit ko the pod.
Futt Isimazu wrote:Make them the bylad with an arty cane - It's hilarious.
Can't fly it properly.
"slang" is shortened language for "shortened language"
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Mortlake
Devils Rejects 666
2089
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Posted - 2016.03.30 10:51:47 -
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I'd like to know more about this naughty 'pithon' injector.
Sounds like a cheap dildo.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky.
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
1700
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Posted - 2016.03.30 11:56:12 -
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Are we sure he isn't a Holeysheet alt?
also......
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHHA
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Sequester Risalo
Semiki Minerals and Missiles Company Ltd.
191
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Posted - 2016.03.31 07:47:59 -
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Quite contrary I think he handles it quite well. No foul language, no vows of revenge nothing. Just bewilderment mixed with a little delusion of grandeur. The average miner seems to react much worse to losing a venture. |
Santo Trafficante
Kira Inc.
FETID
44
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Posted - 2016.03.31 10:43:27 -
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Swag |
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