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Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
50
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Posted - 2016.04.29 22:00:03 -
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Desperate people with no good intentions.
If you are Amarrian You are cursed with the gelding plague. Do not blame me. I am True Amarr. According to vocal Lore of this age. "Your Lines will be gelded and your sows thrown to crocodiles. Or alligators. I hope you changed your name on time." Elite Randolf/ph Ephesianos All of this through a saance from a cat in another world. So frustrated was I with no ability to stop s+¬ances from Asgard (Jesus's home world) that I gelded nuns instead of Amarrians! God is Good. No Minmatar in the Heavens can deny that. So I invented something with Henry/Hal9000's singular habitat. The Henry of which we speak still lives. In his dark ages of construction scientists realized the value of Materium. His core though ancient, indestructible. Yet inside he is as edible as Catholicism. The technology was never discovered by me but imparted when I sampled his substrates. By triangulating 3 periodic tables, always unable to meld together: Triangulation was at 100% once the gamma ray bridged infallible unproven numeric proofs.
This brought my attention to Chauncy the gunnery sergeants principals. We have been Freedom Fighters. Ushra'Khan Freelance Unincorporated Cash Money Brothers AAA AA Murker Draug'Tyr
All with the opinions of witches and Binomial protocol.
I don't know when triangulation was at 100% since the proofs were only represented by precognizant, celestial, observation. However preliminary reports did show that once each individual periodic table was illuminated the sentience of said Universes reacted. We are still calculating data. More to follow. -ottoout |
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
368
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Posted - 2016.04.29 22:14:02 -
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Save some drop for the rest of us. |
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
1084
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Posted - 2016.04.29 22:27:02 -
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Translation by paragraph:
P1: ?????? (Possibly: "I aret holier than thou, but Matari are more so than I")
P2: "Here's a list of groups I'm just hearing about, aren't they just great?"
P3: "Death to Amarr" maybe?
P4: "I have no facts behind my statements, but I own a periodic table of elements. Sooner or later I'll decipher what it means."
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Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
2062
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Posted - 2016.04.29 22:48:10 -
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I ... don't think he's even trying to be comprehensible anymore. He is using some pretty vivid imagery, though. |
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
1084
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Posted - 2016.04.29 22:52:48 -
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Well, can't say I disagree with you, but it gives me something to do when I can't sleep during my sleep cycle... |
Rinai Vero
Moira. Villore Accords
825
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Posted - 2016.04.30 04:51:17 -
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Karmilla Strife wrote:Save some drop for the rest of us.
Drop? Drop! Did someone say DROP!?
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Moonacre Parmala
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
7
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Posted - 2016.05.02 11:14:56 -
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Someone has had far to much Quafe and been mixing it with Isogen and long limb roe juice..............
Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.
If in doubt , SHOOT !
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Yarosara Ruil
238
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Posted - 2016.05.02 11:34:06 -
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Moonacre Parmala wrote:Someone has had far to much Quafe and been mixing it with Isogen and long limb roe juice..............
Eww... Eww! Eww, eww, eww!
Disgusting! |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty. Mighty Wings.
5970
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Posted - 2016.05.02 12:50:25 -
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You want an explosive experience? Take 151 proof alcohol and sprinkle tritanium dust in it.
Guarantee it'll blow you away.
Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.
Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.
Andreus Ixiris > ...
Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
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Moonacre Parmala
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
10
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Posted - 2016.05.02 14:15:11 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:You want an explosive experience? Take 151 proof alcohol and sprinkle tritanium dust in it.
Guarantee it'll blow you away.
It was either that or being hung over a balcony by a bouncer droid that caused me to lose my hair....... the fact I was drunk on the stuff when I shot the droid can't have helped......
I say drunk because it's the closest way to describe the feeling of intense happiness yet having the feeling my eyeballs pulled through the back of my head whilst being hit in the stomach with a Brutor mating club.
Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.
If in doubt , SHOOT !
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Rook Moray
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
89
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Posted - 2016.05.02 18:30:21 -
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Mix a little Mindflood with some fruit juice and grain alcohol and this makes perfect sense.
TL;DR version, I think he's calling for Matari unity against the Empire.
Or he could be ordering a grilled cheese sandwich.
Could go either way.
Also...try not too add too much Mindflood.
GÇ£When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart.GÇ¥ -Guristas Proverb.
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Andreus Ixiris
Duty. Mighty Wings.
5981
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Posted - 2016.05.02 20:20:44 -
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Oh god, you know you're not supposed to drink Mindflood, right?
Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.
Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.
Andreus Ixiris > ...
Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
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Rook Moray
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
90
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Posted - 2016.05.02 20:23:15 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:Oh god, you know you're not supposed to drink Mindflood, right?
Well...that explains those unfortunate side-effects...
GÇ£When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart.GÇ¥ -Guristas Proverb.
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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
1799
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Posted - 2016.05.02 20:48:40 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:Oh god, you know you're not supposed to drink Mindflood, right? You're not!?!?...... I mean, of course you're not..... Now, it you'll excuse me. I have to go make a doctors appointment..... for unrelated reasons.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
1127
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Posted - 2016.05.02 20:53:47 -
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Supposed to put it on a rag and inhale it...... Shouldn't kill ya to drink it but ...... Probably not a good idea. |
Suzuha Yamada
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd. Arataka Research Consortium
29
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Posted - 2016.05.03 08:36:56 -
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Nah guys, this is certainly drifter boosters with really cheap'n'nasty caldari liquor |
Moonacre Parmala
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
17
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Posted - 2016.05.03 08:52:56 -
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Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.
If in doubt , SHOOT !
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Moonacre Parmala
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
17
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Posted - 2016.05.03 08:59:38 -
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Why have i woken up in a clone vat?
Any why does my vision seem to be a technicolour nightmare?
AND WILL SOMEONE, WHOMEVER IT IS, STOP BANGING INSIDE MY BLASTED HEAD!!!!!!
Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.
If in doubt , SHOOT !
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Utari Onzo
Pentag Blade Curatores Veritatis Alliance
1154
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Posted - 2016.05.03 11:31:36 -
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The irony of quoting the name of a group that joined the Amarr Militia as the title to a Minmatar propaganda piece.
The rest of this waffle, I give up trying to attempt reading.
"Face the enemy as a solid wall
For faith is your armor
And through it, the enemy will find no breach
Wrap your arms around the enemy
For faith is your fire
And with it, burn away his evil"
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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
1135
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Posted - 2016.05.03 12:38:05 -
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Well, they only joined after attacking other members of the Minmatar Militia and getting beaten in their civil war, the Allies they had abandoned them in it because they didn't exactly use common sense. What ya expect? |
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Utari Onzo
Pentag Blade Curatores Veritatis Alliance
1154
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Posted - 2016.05.03 14:38:28 -
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That makes it all the more ironic, Vess.
"Face the enemy as a solid wall
For faith is your armor
And through it, the enemy will find no breach
Wrap your arms around the enemy
For faith is your fire
And with it, burn away his evil"
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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
1137
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Posted - 2016.05.03 14:57:02 -
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"Waah Waah, we do more than the rest of you so we deserve all the money moons! Give them to us or DIE!" I believe was the gist of that lil' civil war. And yes it really does make it all the more ironic, doesn't it? |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
1121
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Posted - 2016.05.04 02:56:44 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:"Waah Waah, we do more than the rest of you so we deserve all the money moons! Give them to us or DIE!" I believe was the gist of that lil' civil war. And yes it really does make it all the more ironic, doesn't it?
I used to be one of them, by the way. It's one reason why I left. The other reason was scheduling issues. I barely do much of anything for that alliance other than padding their killboard with solo kill. I was more active then.
Also, I swear that Ottom doesn't actually understand the language he is using at all. In one of his threads, he thought an 'armourer' is an 'arms dealer'. He is using buzzwords meant to provoke reaction to try to send a garbled message across to get some attention.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
1139
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Posted - 2016.05.04 03:23:26 -
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My first proper corp joined your allies back then a few months after they stopped supporting them, honestly time frames a little hazy for me. Atleast you didn't get dragged down into obscurity with them right? |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
1121
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Posted - 2016.05.04 04:20:55 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:My first proper corp joined your allies back then a few months after they stopped supporting them, honestly time frames a little hazy for me. Atleast you didn't get dragged down into obscurity with them right?
I'm always obscure so that really didn't change anything for me.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Moonacre Parmala
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
27
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Posted - 2016.05.04 04:22:19 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:My first proper corp joined your allies back then a few months after they stopped supporting them, honestly time frames a little hazy for me. Atleast you didn't get dragged down into obscurity with them right?
Being in obscurity is not such a bad thing sometimes. It can give you enough time to hit hard from an unknown angle so that by the time people recognise what's going on you've enough momentum that you're unstoppable.
Although if you wish to be a rising star of SCOPE and Billboard fame, Obscurity can be an unshakeable blanket.
Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.
If in doubt , SHOOT !
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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
1139
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Posted - 2016.05.04 04:53:28 -
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Obscurity allows alot more than fame. If all you do is seek fame your bound to accomplish nothing. |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
1121
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Posted - 2016.05.04 06:07:53 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Obscurity allows alot more than fame. If all you do is seek fame your bound to accomplish nothing. Your absolutely right Moonacre, and you will accomplish so much more Edmund if you put all into what you do.
It's 'Elmund', dammit!
I am not particularly concerned about being big. A privateer's life with a few other things on the side suits me just fine.
Of course, this is always subjected to change. Check back again a couple years later and see if I changed my mind.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Solu Terona
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd. Arataka Research Consortium
69
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Posted - 2016.05.04 08:00:23 -
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Moonacre Parmala wrote:Someone has had far to much Quafe and been mixing it with Isogen and long limb roe juice..............
are you trying to mix a drink or an industrial adhesive?!
I cannot speak of faith, for I am not faithful.
I cannot speak of loyalty, for I am not loyal.
I cannot speak of devotion, for i was not devoted.
But I can speak of power, for I am mighty.
And I can speak of ruthlessness, for I am unforgiving.
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Moonacre Parmala
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
32
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Posted - 2016.05.04 08:20:18 -
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Solu Terona wrote:
are you trying to mix a drink or an industrial adhesive?!
Not sure it's uses as an industrial adhesive, because after 2 you're trying hard not to fall off the floor as you're curl up into a foetal position. but it could be classed as a self replicating weight loss aid, not only does it promote the expulsion of food substances in a violent and exceptionally painful manner, it's after affects make you shun food for a good 4-5 solar cycles......
Law Number III: There are no lazy veteran lion hunters.
Law Number VI: A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.
Law Number XXXVIII: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm....gets eaten.
If in doubt , SHOOT !
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