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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.06 01:56:59 -
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Hello new and old capsuleers of new Eden,
Would you like to join an active corp that is a member of one of the largest alliances in the game? A corp that is big enough to cope, yet still small enough to care about its members, as well as allow you the chance to help shape the future of the corp. We can we offer you:
-Large Fleet battle -Small gang roam's -Out of game comm's -a large active community -Training to advance your career (if you want it) -Newbro training programmes. We will get you where you want to go -Multiple (optional) corp operation's -a friendly open atmosphere -An ore buyback scheme -Ship Replacement Program -A large logistical network -Fleet warfare training, to help prepare you for alliance Fleets
If any of this appeals to you, feel free to message myself in game for more information on how to proceed. |
Lindon Fallowtree
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.07 03:11:05 -
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Despite the fact Ranik has one milky eye and just.... I mean just the weirdest expression on his face that's possible with the character creation tool, he's still right. Our corp should be your home. You can message me about it in game if Ranik's unsavory appearance makes you nervous.
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.07 19:47:05 -
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Join us and get to meet directors who do things like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUCgHs2PZRM |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.08 16:40:44 -
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Special offer.
If you have a gigantic chin, we also provide free gigantic chin hats. Join us now. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.10 01:54:05 -
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Come join us, the water is really warm. |
Lindon Fallowtree
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.10 02:07:54 -
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It took guts to share that video. And guts is enough.
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.14 02:27:13 -
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We want to love you, send us a message. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.15 18:04:03 -
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Remember, never not insure. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.16 17:11:56 -
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Protip:
One day you will die, all your accomplishments will mean nothing, any family and friends you have will die, and everything about you will be forgotten. At some point all of the human race will become extinct so nothing really matters.
So why not waste what little of your fleeting existence you have left in our corp? We make waiting for death SUPER FUN. |
d00j Bowen
Reckless-Endangerment Manifesto.
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Posted - 2016.08.16 18:44:07 -
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*Free bump*
Good to see you want to make space great again, best of luck to you.
We have done the same. We pushed for months to make Great Wildlands great again. Now that we successfully did that, We are making Wicked Creek Wicked Again. |
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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.16 19:02:14 -
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Thank you for the free bump, and best of luck to you out there spacefriend :D |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.18 02:25:19 -
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Had a few newbies join us recently, currently getting them set up with free ships and skillbooks. Come and join us now :D |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.19 12:41:50 -
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I dont like bumping for the hell of it, so here is an interesting fact.
Hippo milk is pink. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.23 07:14:46 -
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I have a toothache. Join and come laugh at me. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.25 05:08:38 -
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Never eat yellow snow. Join us to find out why. |
Dynuxyz Bocin
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.25 11:31:38 -
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I, the great representant of myself, +1 this corp. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.26 05:09:36 -
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Dynuxys is actually the french ambassador. So if you are french and want to come talk about baguettes and how much you hate English people like me then come join us :D
NEWBIES WELCOMED |
JDubYa Ahishatsu
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.28 19:29:23 -
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Hey guys,
I like mangos.
And I like this corp.
So come join us and ill tell you my secret awesome way to eat mangos.
And we can shoot at stuff in space. |
chuck Utrigas
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.28 19:52:55 -
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-Apart from insects, hummingbirds have the highest metabolism of all animals due to the need to keep their wings rapidly beating. Because of this the hummingbird visits hundreds of flowers each day and consuming more than their own weight in nectar each day.
Not only am I the El Ultimo Hombre CEO, I am also a member. Come join the tomfoolery and shenanigans, pilots of all types and ages welcome
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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.29 19:43:50 -
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Make sure you have a stern face. We are all brooding emo's who play my chemical romance on comm's until our mum's tell us to go to bed at 11pm. |
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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.30 23:40:27 -
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Look in to my milky eye. It tells you to join. Do so. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.31 18:12:51 -
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We have generated a lot of interest recently, especially from newer players. We welcome all players, inexperienced or veteran. Join the hombre's now.
Free ass-blasting. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.01 22:48:18 -
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We are happy to welcome several new members to the corp over the last few days. We are still recruiting and welcome pilots of all ages and experience. Join the hombre's now and experience eve like never before. |
Lindon Fallowtree
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.03 15:03:18 -
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I'm amazed not just by how many new members we have, but by the fact none of them are mouth breathers. It's almost unheard of! I'll keep subscribed after all!
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.03 20:42:05 -
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test are now leaving delve, the "invasion" such as it was is nearing a close. Come and join the hombre's now, as we enter a new golden age. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.06 22:41:44 -
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Did you know if you join our corp, within 48 hours of joining your penis gets really big?
********** only works in 1/67 cases. |
Lindon Fallowtree
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.07 01:35:33 -
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As a result of what, though? I'll need specifics.
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
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Isabella Sinclair
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.07 06:00:45 -
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Ever since the Hombres kidnapped me and threw me in the back of their cargo van to take me to Delve I've gone from hating myself for playing this game to only slightly hating myself for playing this game.
Now if you don't think that is a glowing endorsement, tell them to untie my hands so I can type something longer.
~ Isabella Sinclair
CEO, Sinclair Unified Arms
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Flash cth
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.07 18:18:55 -
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buzz buzzz..... buzz buzzz thats the noise a bee makes.....
Bored of ship spinning then come join El Ultimo Hombre and get on some paps... worried about losing your ship well as long as it covered under the SRP you can get a replacement
also I'm not one of Ranik's alts, I'm my own independent person!!!!
PS Lindon Hershey's chocolate is crap |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.09 01:28:49 -
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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other, if you think this lie is true, ask the blind man he saw too.
Come and find out what this means by joining the hombre's |
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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.09 21:10:51 -
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We love to help newbees find their feet out in nul. With access to training programmes, free ships and free skill books, we can ensure you have the best start. Join the hombre's now. |
chuck Utrigas
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.10 01:08:03 -
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Nectar in flowers is clear, and red food coloring may be harmful for hummingbirds. Never use honey to make hummingbird food - when honey is diluted with water, bacteria and fungus thrive in it. Table sugar is perfect. The normal mixture, especially ideal during hot or dry weather, is -+ cup of sugar per cup of water.
Just think what else you may learn if you join |
Lindon Fallowtree
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.10 01:14:54 -
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I hate the Corp, it makes me undock. Ugh.... I love this Corp. it makes me want to undock.
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
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ISD Buldath
ISD STAR
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Posted - 2016.09.10 03:38:33 -
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Quote: 5. Bumping is allowed only by the character who started the thread. Friendly or multiple bumps per day are not permitted. For services in which the original poster has left and not updated the thread for 30+ days, a new owner can take over the thread by filing a support ticket. Bumping must consist of a real sentence, not simply the word "bump". For example: "Auction still open" is an acceptable bump. Bumping may only be done once per calendar day. More information can be found in the thread bumping guidelines located here.
~ISD Buldath
Commander
Support, Training and Resources Division
Interstellar Services Department
I do not respond to EVE-Mails regarding forum moderation.
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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.15 01:55:12 -
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we like to do it do it, we like to do it. |
chuck Utrigas
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.16 12:20:46 -
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LFM new members. Delve. Us. You. Happiness.
Ranik Sandaris is a true milky eyed gentleman |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.18 05:22:16 -
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Once upon a time there was a lost little newbee. He has just signed up to eve, on the promises of a sandbox universe, with big fights and ultimate freedom.
But when he logged in, he realized he had no idea what to do. He was confused. Like a lost little kitten he had no idea where his next shot of delicious mama milk would come from. He was scared of the loud noises. And all the other big people zipping around in shiny things.
When he asked questions all he heard was "lol get rekt scrub" or "git gud". This conflabulated him even more.
And after losing his 23rd venture in jita, he was about to log out, click biomass, and say "**** this game".
But then he saw an advert for a corp.
"El Ultimo Hombre"
"**** it" thought the newbee, "may as well give this one last shot". He joined and found a warm embrace, he was loved, he was guided, he was helped. He learned how to "git gud", he learned how to eve.
He drank from my milky eye.
Join now. Taste the eye. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.19 21:46:46 -
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Seriously. It makes ambrosia taste like moose ****. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.20 11:52:39 -
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Come and join us. Fly in fleets, make dank isk, have fun.
Drink from the special cup today :D |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.22 22:29:05 -
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We are growing by the day. Come and enjoy the perks of living in nul amongst the GSF. |
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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.23 23:25:44 -
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Psst, did you know we are still recruiting? We welcome pilots of ALL skill levels.
Ask about our *special hugs* programme. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.26 23:43:23 -
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Looking to expand, come join a close knit corp in one of the largest nul sec alliances in the game. Welcoming all pilots, both old and new. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.29 13:06:41 -
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Back to the top you go, i am on holiday for a few days, so please contact chuck utrigas or lindon fallowtree for recruitment information :)
Also have a video i just made. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O5KTxLDQlY |
Ishido Attaka
Czerka.
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Posted - 2016.10.11 15:17:45 -
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Most funny recruitment thread I found so far ;) |
Rawl Bloodstar
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.10.26 02:36:12 -
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Still recruiting the new and old. |
Rawl Bloodstar
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.10.28 02:12:19 -
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Make friends while building a Space Empire. |
Rawl Bloodstar
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.10.31 04:48:42 -
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We're having fun in Null. Join us and help build an Empire |
Rawl Bloodstar
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.11.01 19:09:55 -
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Celebrate the holidays with a laid back and fun corp. |
Rawl Bloodstar
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.11.02 10:22:35 -
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Don't play Eve alone. Join an active player corporation today. |
Rawl Bloodstar
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.11.03 03:30:08 -
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Join today and help make space great again. |
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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.11.18 01:31:38 -
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Come join us. I can sing to you and help you find love.
ALPHA CLONES WELCOME |
Rawl Bloodstar
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.12.20 13:03:24 -
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Still looking for recruits to further our glorious empire. Alpha clones are welcome. |
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