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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
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Posted - 2017.02.13 22:44:09 -
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We at Hoi Andrapodistai have responded to this crisis by transferring 12,500 filthy Minmatar slaves TO the Efu V Moon 1 Genolution Station.
It is our hope that these slaves will become infected and before they glorify God in their deaths will allow my Science Graduates to isolate the pathogen and weaponize it against the Minmatar. |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
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Posted - 2017.03.09 12:31:23 -
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The mistake all of you are making is thinking that Kyonoke is a purely natural, scientific phenomena that obeys scientific laws. Thus, you are all confused when the contagion seems to violate those laws (by being a prion with DNA or by somehow penetrating filters that by all accounts should be too small for it to pass through).
Instead, think of Kyonoke like the Bright Star that destroyed the Jove. It violated scientific laws, because it was an Act of God. Kyonoke is a tool sent by God to his Chosen that we might weaponize it and complete the genocidal extermination of the Minmatar people and finally dissolve this rotting corpse of the Golden Age into the glorious new Blood Age that awaits us. All of you so-called Imperial Loyalists should stop trying to send aid and instead get your Minmatar slaves infected in order that we might spread their infection among the Minmatar people.
Even so, may the Blood Age come quickly. Amen. Amarr Victor. |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
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Posted - 2017.03.09 21:52:17 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote:For something supernatural, it seems like it's responding well to current containment methods: nanoshield, whatever that is; whatever the SoCT has done to keep it from spreading through their station. Maybe those are secretly mystical rites or something, though. The SoCT does have a theocratic history, so, I guess you'd probably say that they're keeping the unfortunate souls you sent to that station from becoming infected through wicked profane rituals.
Given your deity's preferences, I'm guessing defying Him involves drawing arcane sigils on the bulkheads with gumdrops or something.
You always have the most brilliant ideas, Ms. Jenneth. I had not considered that the SoCT might have contained Kyonoke on its station (and thus prevented the infection of the slaves I delivered there) by means of arcane warding. I shall begin demonic magickal operations against these wards immediately. |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
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Posted - 2017.03.10 12:23:34 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote: ....
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... oh, gods and spirits....
.... ....
... ... ... okay.
....
Dear Diary,
My budding career as a satirist seems to be doomed. On the upside, I might have stumbled into an accidental career as a witch and adviser on occult matters to various Sani Sabik. I wonder if I can sell one of them this tritanium mine I opened on New Caldari last month.
Note to self: remember to order more leftover soup from the occult supply store.
-A
Ms. Jenneth GÇö
Please provide a translation for this latest spell; while I can feel the occult rhythm phrases like "... ... ... okay", I do need to know which Achuran spirit is being summoned by such incantations. Also, I don't know why you think I would want a tritanium mine on New Caldari. While my Mehatoor system home is rather poor in asteroid fields, it still contains enough Veldspar to produce frigates and destroyers, which are all I really need. I also don't understand your need for leftover soup; in my tradition, the liquids used in occult operations tend to be blood or holy water, and I rather think your people's use of leftover soup instead would constitute a significant downgrade of spiritual potential, unless you've somehow preserved partial knowledge of a deeply primordial rite that used such soup.
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
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Posted - 2017.03.10 17:58:55 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote: His god talks to him. He has summoned bhaalgorns and bound them to his will. (Sadly, his demon-summoning temple was destroyed, so there are now invisible bhaalgorns rampaging all around the Khanid Kingdom causing all sorts of mischief. It hasn't made the news, but demons are clever, you see.)
Where other people use words like "confirmation bias raised to an art form," Mr. Nauplius just sees his destiny.
I'm sorry, Ms. Jenneth, but this is incorrect. The presence of demons in the Khanid Kingdom following the destruction of my demon summoning temple was confirmed by Gutter Press.
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
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Posted - 2017.03.13 11:32:57 -
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Mizhara Del'thul wrote:It's chilling that even when the report says "protesters", everyone immediately starts assuming "rioters". These are not the same thing in any reasonable society.
In any righteous and holy civilization, governed as all such societies are by hereditary absolute theocracy, "protest" does in fact mean "riot" and all rioters are subject to immediate, on the spot summary execution. |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
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Posted - 2017.04.07 11:56:12 -
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Via my brother Clytoneus, I have over 12,000 currently uninfected slaves positioned in the Efu SoCT station hanger, all of Minmatar ancestry. I hereby grant consent for these slaves to be used in any form of Kyonoke testing desired by the committees in charge of these things. The consent of the slaves themselves, of course, is not required.
Give my slaves your vaccine, wire them up with monitoring devices, and then push them into the infected decks of the station. Either this Kyonoke crisis will end, or God will be glorified in the destruction of filthy Minmatar slaves.
P. S. About 200 of these slaves are held in trust for Ms. Raske and not available for testing. They have been set apart from the others. |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
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Posted - 2017.04.11 11:54:26 -
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Skyweir Kinnison wrote:I would have thought the faithful of Amarr would be delighted.
Nothing demonstrates evidence for the existence of God better than a miracle cure for the worst disease ever known, handed down mysteriously from on high, and which is completely free of any side effects unlike any medical advance ever made by unaided humans.
Thought I guess it's tempered a tad by the Minmatar becoming the Chosen People for the Kyonoke Miracle.
You have it reversed: Kyonoke itself was a gift from God sent by God to his Chosen people that we might weaponize it and turn it into an instrument for the genocidal extermination of the Minmatar people. I suspect that the mysterious "nationalists" were trying to do just this.
However, the Minmatar employed their dark sorcery to thwart the nationalist Kyonoke weaponizers and produce the cure that was a much science-defying as Kyonoke itself.
This entire drama has been an occult war since the beginning, and you people with your "science this" and "science that" are too blind to see it. |
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