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Godlesswanderer
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Posted - 2007.04.28 11:21:00 -
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My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. ---------------------------
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Godlesswanderer
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Posted - 2007.04.28 12:09:00 -
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Last year I celebrated Thanksgiving in the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. ---------------------------
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Godlesswanderer
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Posted - 2007.04.28 15:47:00 -
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Hehe yeah, it's probably best to edit that out. Or I guess you could wait until a mod does it for you. ---------------------------
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Godlesswanderer
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Posted - 2007.04.29 11:24:00 -
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off û go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." ---------------------------
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Godlesswanderer
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Posted - 2007.04.29 15:04:00 -
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Edited by: Godlesswanderer on 29/04/2007 15:00:29
Originally by: Mystic Boing An Australian, a South African and a Kiwi (new zealander) are sitting in a bar drinking together.The Kiwi jumps up throws his glass in the air and shoots it to pieces with his guns. In New Zealand we have so many glasses that we never have to drink with the same ones twice.
Then the South African jumps up, throws his glass in the air and shoots it to pieces. In South Africa he says, we've got so much sand to make glasses we never have to drink with the same ones twice.
Then the Australian jumps up throws his glass in the air and shoots the South African and the Kiwi dead and says in Australia we have so many bloody Kiwis and South Africans we never have to drink with the same ones twice.
That reminds me of a joke I probably shouldn't tell, it being slightly racist and all. ---------------------------
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Godlesswanderer
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Posted - 2007.04.30 12:39:00 -
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really ****ed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday. ---------------------------
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Godlesswanderer
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Posted - 2007.05.10 13:50:00 -
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A man was sitting on a bus looking ashamed. The man next to him noticed and asked what the matter was.
He said that when he went to buy the bus ticket, the woman serving him had the most unbelievable *******, so he got flustered and asked for two tickets to Tittsburgh instead of Pittsburgh.
The man next to him laughed and said, ''Don't worry about that. We all make Freudian slips. This morning I was having breakfast with my wife. I meant to say, 'Pass the salt,' but I accidently said, "You ruined my life."
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Did you hear about the guy who found out the secret to making women happy?
No, neither did I. ---------------------------
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