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Kage Toshimado
Kage Clan
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Posted - 2008.06.15 01:28:00 -
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Edited by: Kage Toshimado on 15/06/2008 01:30:49
Hello again. A funny little exchange of emails I got this evening completly out of the blue. This starts when some 2 day old noob who I have never met, heard of, or seen, just sends me a random insult. Why? No idea...maybe he just knew I would be killing him in the future and decided to fire the first salvo.
My email replies are in Bold. Every line break is a new email.
-------------------- 2008.06.15 00:35 Ass whole!
Excuse me?
You sound like a real swell guy. For an asswhole!. Studid BIO.
Whatever you say nubbins. Join a corp already so I can kill you.
Is that how you get our thrills being a tuff guy on a video game. I'm all a termble. Geez. (can someone tell me what a termble is?)
No I get my thrills from your mom. I get my jollies from the game. There is a difference.
*Note: After I sent this eve mail I changed my CSPA charge to 100K ISK thinking he wouldn't have enough to reply again. Apparently he had enough ISK.
What are you 12 or something. Life is not a video game pumkin. And the "Mom" jab just shows what total nimrod you are.
*Note: I changed the CPSA to 250K ISK, surely for a noob he's bleeding ISK now.
Oh, by the way,...My Mom is over 80 yrs old. I can see you that way.
Actually I am 13. How's it feel to know I can kick your rear in this game while banging your mom at the same time...un un...you like that un un un un un un un....
I haven't heard back from him after the last one. He may have run out of ISK. So I lowered the CSPA back to 0 ISK. Hopefully I'll hear from my little friend again soon.
Edit: I'm not 13 btw... I just love how being 12 is a comeback (as noted in other threads)
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Metafarmers
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Posted - 2008.06.15 01:34:00 -
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Like I've said before I claim to be 11
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Vladimir Norkoff
Income Redistribution Service
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Posted - 2008.06.15 04:12:00 -
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Originally by: Kage Toshimado ...un un...you like that un un un un un un un....
I think you are going to Jita World again.
Taxman V: Back in Black
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Avaricia
The Accursed
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Posted - 2008.06.15 04:31:00 -
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Maybe you really are an asswhole?
Seriously though, I get a lot of random spam from being on the most wanted list, I don't know if there's some part of the tutorial where it has you open the bounty office and start threatening people or what...
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Yesh
Dirty Filthy Perverts
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Posted - 2008.06.15 08:09:00 -
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Is this some sort of strange fail troll?
Cos the way I see it, it should be the 2 day old noob posting the above exchange saying 'look what this monkey put in his replies to my evemails'
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Tappits
Priory Of The Lemon R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.06.15 09:31:00 -
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Originally by: Avaricia Maybe you really are an asswhole?
Seriously though, I get a lot of random spam from being on the most wanted list, I don't know if there's some part of the tutorial where it has you open the bounty office and start threatening people or what...
i think there was?????
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.06.15 13:24:00 -
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I have a whole ass
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JafoPBCFR
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Posted - 2008.06.15 15:58:00 -
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Originally by: Chainsaw Plankton I have a whole ass
LOL yeah Im jelious too. Mine has a ***** in it. ARRR ARRR!
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Tal Nok
DEATH'S LEGION
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Posted - 2008.06.16 17:42:00 -
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Originally by: Kage Toshimado Edit: I'm not 13 btw... I just love how being 12 is a comeback (as noted in other threads)
but i am 12!
Originally by: CCP Mitnal Forum gods ANGRY.
Need sacrifice.
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Siddy
Art of War Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2008.06.16 18:32:00 -
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what is this ass talk in here?
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Zephyr Rengate
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.06.16 18:38:00 -
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Originally by: Siddy what is this ass talk in here?
The talk about URANUS!!
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire I habe no life.
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Siddy
Art of War Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2008.06.16 18:45:00 -
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Originally by: Zephyr Rengate
Originally by: Siddy what is this ass talk in here?
The talk about URANUS!!
Nexst planet found will be called MIANUS!
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Kage Toshimado
Kage Clan
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Posted - 2008.06.16 18:48:00 -
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What have I done...
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Tardar Muller
QunSegh
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Posted - 2008.06.16 20:29:00 -
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Originally by: Kage Toshimado
What have I done...
Just click uninstall and things will sort things out.
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Tenacha Khan
Muchacho's
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Posted - 2008.06.16 21:55:00 -
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Originally by: Tardar Muller
Originally by: Kage Toshimado
What have I done...
Just click uninstall and things will sort things out.
/signed
Dunno whos more of an eTard, you or the other nub eve-mailing you
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Nexus Kinnon
Fusion Enterprises Ltd Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.06.16 22:00:00 -
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Edited by: Nexus Kinnon on 16/06/2008 22:00:02 HOLY CRAP I HAVE AN EVEMAIL IN MY INBOX! TO C&P!
2008.03.01 21:37 This is an automatic message. A bill of 13975634 ISK, due 2008.03.31 owed by you to Six Kin Development was issued 2008.03.01. This bill is for extending the lease on your office at Rens VI - Six Kin Development Warehouse
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Tenacha Khan
Muchacho's
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Posted - 2008.06.16 22:01:00 -
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I see what you did thar
me likes it
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Tenacha Khan
Muchacho's
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Posted - 2008.06.16 22:07:00 -
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Edited by: Tenacha Khan on 16/06/2008 22:07:07 How about
Originally by: Zarquon Beeblebrox 2008.03.21 02:15 Dear Tenacha Khan. Your application to join Muchacho's has been accepted.
Then
Originally by: Zarquon Beeblebrox 2008.03.29 01:17 This is an automated message: The tax rate for Muchacho's members has been changed from 0.0% to 15.0%.
Now thats C&P worthy, theiving git
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Nexus Kinnon
Fusion Enterprises Ltd Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.06.16 22:10:00 -
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Edited by: Nexus Kinnon on 16/06/2008 22:10:27 wow sweet check this one out
2008.06.07 14:40 The war between Synthetic Frontiers and CareBear Missioneers and Anti-Pirates is coming to an end. Synthetic Frontiers has retracted the war against CareBear Missioneers and Anti-Pirates. The war will be declared as being over after approximately 24 hours.
yes, there is actually a corp called that. it makes me sad too.
edit; they got raped by pirates, just sayin'
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Tenacha Khan
Muchacho's
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Posted - 2008.06.16 22:26:00 -
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Deffinition of confused mind - or just boredom
2008.06.11 18:00 Muchacho's is joining the Minmatar Republic faction at war. Within 24 hours all enemies of the Minmatar Republic faction will be enemies of Muchacho's and fighting may begin.
2008.06.12 12:17 Muchacho's has joined the Minmatar Republic faction at war. Fighting may begin.
2008.06.16 19:45 Muchacho's is leaving the Minmatar Republic faction within 24 hours. After that time Muchacho's may no longer fight on behalf of Minmatar Republic.
2008.06.16 22:23 Muchacho's has withdrawn its request to leave the Minmatar Republic faction.
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Nexus Kinnon
Fusion Enterprises Ltd Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.06.16 23:11:00 -
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Originally by: Tenacha Khan Deffinition of confused mind - or just boredom
2008.06.11 18:00 Muchacho's is joining the Minmatar Republic faction at war. Within 24 hours all enemies of the Minmatar Republic faction will be enemies of Muchacho's and fighting may begin.
2008.06.12 12:17 Muchacho's has joined the Minmatar Republic faction at war. Fighting may begin.
2008.06.16 19:45 Muchacho's is leaving the Minmatar Republic faction within 24 hours. After that time Muchacho's may no longer fight on behalf of Minmatar Republic.
2008.06.16 22:23 Muchacho's has withdrawn its request to leave the Minmatar Republic faction.
man those are such awesome evemails you should make a new thread all about them all of c+p would want to read it
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.06.16 23:31:00 -
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Just like I read this whole thread. I really did. ------------
Originally by: CCP Mitnal It's great being a puppetmaster
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Tenacha Khan
Muchacho's
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Posted - 2008.06.16 23:40:00 -
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Edited by: Tenacha Khan on 16/06/2008 23:40:17
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
Originally by: Tenacha Khan Deffinition of confused mind - or just boredom
2008.06.11 18:00 Muchacho's is joining the Minmatar Republic faction at war. Within 24 hours all enemies of the Minmatar Republic faction will be enemies of Muchacho's and fighting may begin.
2008.06.12 12:17 Muchacho's has joined the Minmatar Republic faction at war. Fighting may begin.
2008.06.16 19:45 Muchacho's is leaving the Minmatar Republic faction within 24 hours. After that time Muchacho's may no longer fight on behalf of Minmatar Republic.
2008.06.16 22:23 Muchacho's has withdrawn its request to leave the Minmatar Republic faction.
man those are such awesome evemails you should make a new thread all about them all of c+p would want to read it
I feel that each mail tells a different story, does this mean that I should make a new thread for each and every one. Or just wing it and lump all into one thread and see how it goes.
Maybe cross post it into CAOD too?
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Nexus Kinnon
Fusion Enterprises Ltd Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.06.16 23:41:00 -
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Just go with your heart, go crazy, go wild. I believe in you.
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Tenacha Khan
Muchacho's
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Posted - 2008.06.16 23:44:00 -
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Just go with your heart, go crazy, go wild. I believe in you.
I would love to and infact my fingers are itching, but I like having my forum privleages back
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Nexus Kinnon
Fusion Enterprises Ltd Mostly Harmless
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Posted - 2008.06.16 23:55:00 -
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Originally by: Tenacha Khan
Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Just go with your heart, go crazy, go wild. I believe in you.
I would love to and infact my fingers are itching, but I like having my forum privleages back
boring ¼_¼
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Yakob
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Posted - 2008.06.17 01:39:00 -
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(can someone tell me what a termble is?)
Werent they in an episode of Star Trek called the Trouble with termbles?
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Joseph Christ
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Posted - 2008.06.17 07:30:00 -
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I'm going to be thinking "asswhole" and laughing to myself all day tomorrow.
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Siddy
Art of War Cruel Intentions
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Posted - 2008.06.17 08:31:00 -
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Originally by: Joseph Christ I'm going to be thinking "asswhole" and laughing to myself all day tomorrow.
isint your work gona be done "halfassed"?
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Demitria Fernir
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.06.17 10:28:00 -
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there is someone in mianus searching for uranus with a telescope.
btw, i got a mail, i'm posting it here:
Quote:
2008.06.11 01:08 I am in need of your services, *, for a very special mission.
Please come meet me at Youl VII - Moon 10 - Amarr Navy Logistic Support as soon as possible if you're interested. This mission is of utmost importance to Amarr Empire, and would not go unnoticed in the world.
I have uploaded the mission details into your NeoCom journal.
With regards, Ezia Minaru
c&p worthy IMHO
PS. not unveling my main/alt :E 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101001 I will Conquer My Signature Somewhere in the future 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101001 |
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