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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 08:57:00 -
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OK 
i was roamin in STABBER fleet ISsue. i was enter endergrinelds  
2 hulk on scannings Very   
i warp and tolded wife
wife was gots excite, i was do hulk make eject 
hulk ejected
wife was very happy + i was happy for her, cos im good husband adn she do me hapy in bed lol
anyway 
i was not be able fly hulk  
so wife was do make trip to endergrinelds cos she can fly hulk
now let me tel u, she was tired of fly retriever , i thot this was preferect annivurasry gift, cos we been husband and wife faur 5 years.
so ofc i was pasionate bout this hulk.
BUT THEN ******* 5 RATIO DECIDENDI GUYS WARPED IN AND ******* KILLED THE ******* HULK WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
Tash (yendaj) went in tears... i WENT IN RAGE!!!!
I make private conviristaitiaosn with 1 of deir peeps
Garmon > why u guuis killd my wfies hulk u *****!!!!!
dishonorable ***** > ***** YOU PIECE OF ******
Garmon > why ***** angry? ???? ???? ?? what me do oyou?????
dishonorable ***** > ***** YOU!!!!!!
Garmon > mark my words.....i will revenge...my name is GARMON....thats right remember the name GARMON
Garmon > I WARRIOR FOR WOMEN BELONG TO ME
then i close convirsiaitiasion. and go even angriers...
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Viqtoria
Caldari
Groping Hand Social Club
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:00:00 -
[2]
good god
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Jita Mistress
Forge Enterprises
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:01:00 -
[3]
Lee Chanka's alt.
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Vile rat
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:01:00 -
[4]
 Originally by: Garmon
OK
i was roamin in STABBER fleet ISsue. i was enter endergrinelds
2 hulk on scannings Very
i warp and tolded wife
wife was gots excite, i was do hulk make eject
hulk ejected
wife was very happy + i was happy for her, cos im good husband adn she do me hapy in bed lol
anyway
i was not be able fly hulk
so wife was do make trip to endergrinelds cos she can fly hulk
now let me tel u, she was tired of fly retriever , i thot this was preferect annivurasry gift, cos we been husband and wife faur 5 years.
so ofc i was pasionate bout this hulk.
BUT THEN ******* 5 RATIO DECIDENDI GUYS WARPED IN AND ******* KILLED THE ******* HULK WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tash (yendaj) went in tears... i WENT IN RAGE!!!!
I make private conviristaitiaosn with 1 of deir peeps
Garmon > why u guuis killd my wfies hulk u *****!!!!!
dishonorable ***** > ***** YOU PIECE OF ******
Garmon > why ***** angry? ???? ???? ?? what me do oyou?????
dishonorable ***** > ***** YOU!!!!!!
Garmon > mark my words.....i will revenge...my name is GARMON....thats right remember the name GARMON
Garmon > I WARRIOR FOR WOMEN BELONG TO ME
then i close convirsiaitiasion. and go even angriers...
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:03:00 -
[5]
can wife getting donations 4 new hulk pliese? 
yendaj is her name.
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O'Ran
Caldari
First Caldari Regiment
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:03:00 -
[6]
holy crap...
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Kraleak
Interstellar eXodus
R0ADKILL
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:04:00 -
[7]
.Brain My
Quote:
Originally by: CCP Prism X
omgomgomgomg....gag me with a SPOON!
Quote:
Originally by: CCP Prism X
devs are tasty treats
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SunglassesInSpace
SPACE DUDES
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:06:00 -
[8]
This post is so awesome that I can't quote it properly.
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Vanya Nenharma
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:07:00 -
[9]
YOU rule, I want you to became my sex slave
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FomkA
Red Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:09:00 -
[10]
Garmon is russian <3
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Nathan Harrow
Caldari
Duty.
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:10:00 -
[11]
my eyes are bleeding!!!
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MenanceWhite
Amarr
Fruit Fellatio
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:11:00 -
[12]
Not as good as original El'tar pos thread
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Originally by: Torfi
There's alot. That can be done. With.. corpses
Originally by: Oveur
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Gneeznow
Minmatar
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:12:00 -
[13]
I WARRIOR FOR WOMAN BELONG TO ME Aawwwww yeaaaaaaa !
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MineralOel Steuer
Amarr
OP EC
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:12:00 -
[14]
nice post, would read again
The only numbers I care about are 3-2-1-launch.. |
shimmyckus
Minmatar
Blood Covenant
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:12:00 -
[15]
Next time while formating text dont forget to check 'strikethrough' option as well lol.
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Devilish Ledoux
Caldari
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:13:00 -
[16]
I am now officially *** for Garmon.
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Prontifex
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:13:00 -
[17]
I love you.
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:13:00 -
[18]
Originally by: shimmyckus
Next time while formating text dont forget to check 'strikethrough' option as well lol.
******* U!! *********
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Padovar Adandur
Gallente
Pink Fuzzy Bunnies of Death Destruction and Doom
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:14:00 -
[19]
Best post on CAOD ever!
Definately worth some ISK.
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Scorpio of Xanadu
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:14:00 -
[20]
u make watch of battlemovie ok 
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Severe Admin
Blind Industries
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:14:00 -
[21]
166 emoticons, that is some impressive sh*t.
pass that to the left pls i would like to try sum.
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Gneeznow
Minmatar
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:19:00 -
[22]
that was the greatest movie I ever watched
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MinmatarCitizen 90242
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:24:00 -
[23]
I am in approval of this thread and its contents.
However, less bold/underline/italics?
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Heptameron
Gallente
Octavian Vanguard
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:27:00 -
[24]
I just can't stop laughin.... this post has made my day.
Now if i could just find a woman that got that excited over net spaceships and would put up with a hulk for a pressie life would be just purrrrfect :p
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:28:00 -
[25]
pls rich alliance peeps send isk to "yendaj" i want wife be happy for new hulk
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R0ot
Eternity INC.
Project Alice.
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:28:00 -
[26]
best post/video combination!
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Molten Steel
The Hoodie Mafia
Cosa Nostra.
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:31:00 -
[27]
lulz post...
Losing Rapier + Vaga to Fleet Issue Stabber? MOAR laughs @ the piwates plz...
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:34:00 -
[28]
wel they did got techei 2 vexor + maler + moa but i was maek close 2 die so i was not battle em
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Spyra Gryra
Cruoris Seraphim
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:38:00 -
[29]
This is the best video/thread ever in the history of the internet.
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Seatoo
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:51:00 -
[30]
this thread is the best thread ever on this forum
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TamiyaCowdick
M.Trade
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:56:00 -
[31]
This thread owns all other CAOD threads atm
Well Tickle My Kipper...
Hello Kitty Online=pwn
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Sasha Lyre
Gallente
Blood Music
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:56:00 -
[32]
No matter how hard I try
I just can't stop liking this guys attitude
Who gives a monkeys about the grammar / spelling
pure win 
Your Blood Goes to my Head and the Music Flows through my Veins |
Seatoo
Terradyne Networks
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Posted - 2008.07.02 09:57:00 -
[33]
Originally by: Sasha Lyre
No matter how hard I try
I just can't stop liking this guys attitude
Who gives a monkeys about the grammar / spelling
pure win
DIKS SUKIN MAH CAP
THATS MY WIFES JOB
wtf i love this guy i almost want to buy his wife a hulk if he'll get on vent with me
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Fred0
Cutting Edge Incorporated
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:05:00 -
[34]
Posting with alts now siddy?
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"Cutting Edge 4 Life" |
Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:05:00 -
[35]
me an wife come on ventrilo if buy hulk
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:06:00 -
[36]
Originally by: Fred0
Posting with alts now siddy?
who da ****** is siddy?!
go lose another titan u razor piece of *****!!!!!!! 
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Shikome Alluin
Genco
Interstellar Alcohol Conglomerate
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:08:00 -
[37]
You are a Proud warrior!!
Just fscking AWESOME
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:09:00 -
[38]
ye i honroble 2, ask ur self. wud u warior 4 wife too? imo every husband wud do dis, i was in rit situtoan on rit time imo.....
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Squably
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:17:00 -
[39]
op must be a Goon alt
Signature removed. Please do not imply profanity in your signature. Navigator
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:18:00 -
[40]
no...this is main charactir...
im not a goon ***** terrorist bomber
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Terror Rising
Death Of Fallen Angels
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:19:00 -
[41]
Edited by: Terror Rising on 02/07/2008 10:19:00
Sh*t a brick ......
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:21:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Terror Rising
Edited by: Terror Rising on 02/07/2008 10:19:00
Sh*t a brick ......
wtf?!?!?! *********!!!!!!!
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Acapulco Bold
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:24:00 -
[43]
:D
I WARRIOR FOR WOMEN BELONG TO ME
Legend !
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Ravenal
The Fated
Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:26:00 -
[44]
Those two videos after that post. Pure gold man, pure gold.
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Vee Raa
Minmatar
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:26:00 -
[45]
don't drink the bong water dude.
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Dibsi Dei
Salamyhkaisten kilta
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:26:00 -
[46]
Originally by: Vile rat
This is the greatest post I've ever read.
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Weeman
Caldari
FIRMA
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:27:00 -
[47]
Thread needs a thumbs up option. I hope someone at CCP stickies it, very deserving.
Garmon IMMENSE you are, ais tolded wife bout dis adn she do me hapy in bed!
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Mag's
MASS
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:27:00 -
[48]
Mint
Mag's
Originally by: Avernus
One of these days, the realization that MASS is no longer significant will catch up with you. |
Iasius
The Fated
Imperial Republic Of the North
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:27:00 -
[49]
Very funny grasshopper haha.
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Full Spectrum Mercenary |
Miklas Laces
A.N.A.R.C.H.I.C.A
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:28:00 -
[50]
great stuff
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King Balthazar
Federation of Freedom Fighters
Executive Outcomes
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:30:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Garmon
Originally by: Fred0
Posting with alts now siddy?
who da ****** is siddy?!
go lose another titan u razor piece of *****!!!!!!!
rofl
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misscoda
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:43:00 -
[52]
Best thread evah! ITT Garmon wins dastommy79's virginity
Also: IBAAG2GPSL (In Before Anyone Asks Garmon 2 Give Peoke Speeling Lessons)
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Rimhawk
Caldari
Vengeance 8 Interceptors
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:47:00 -
[53]
Somewhere in there an Oxford English Dictionary got ganked and podded. In fact I think if anyone shows them this the entire staff at Oxford will probably jump off a cliff somewhere.Possibly in Iceland. I hope they remembered to update their clones.
Great post though.
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F1, F2, F3 -> G1 ! |
hinch
Gallente
Furious Angels Research and Development
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:50:00 -
[54]
legendary
Furious Angels Research and Development.
Fully researched BPO's, BPC's and T2 invented BPC's to order.
FA BPO and BPC Shop |
Lowa
Gallente
North Star Networks
Black Hand.
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:54:00 -
[55]
Why is this post made of win?
- It has a proud warrior in it, who fight against the odds for revenge and justice.
- It has a women that awaits at the end of a hard battle, presumably (and almost confirmed by OP) naked.
- It has horrific grammar that still carries the message perfectly, it actually makes it even better!
- It has video.
Would subscribe for further updates.
Thanks,
Lowa
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Urd Yggdrasil
Pator Republic Technologies
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:58:00 -
[56]
B E S T P O A S T E V A R ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 10:58:00 -
[57]
hi
you guys say i won, byt we still not gots hulk 
PLESE PLESE PLESE hepl my wife (yendaj) by make sentings of isk plese plese plese
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Azn Carebear
Mater Omida
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Posted - 2008.07.02 11:06:00 -
[58]
MY INDUSTRY BACKBONE!
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 11:14:00 -
[59]
y was movd from caod?
plese guys no pyramids quotes pls ........
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Sapphrine
Neh'bu Kau Beh'Hude
Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2008.07.02 11:22:00 -
[60]
rofl, either this should be in caod or movies etc. C+P means mod didn't read thread :D
Paging Yendaj to thread, Garmon = win :)
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General StarScream
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Posted - 2008.07.02 11:23:00 -
[61]
Finnaly someone whom knows how to spell. take notes people. this is how its done.
Please resize signature to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint |
Naomi Wildfire
Amarr
Stardust Heavy Industries
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2008.07.02 11:23:00 -
[62]
rofl :)
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Sperrzone
Stardust Heavy Industries
Majesta Empire
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Posted - 2008.07.02 11:28:00 -
[63]
I¦m laughing so hard I almost fell off the chair
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Checkmycleavage
Crimson Order
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Posted - 2008.07.02 11:30:00 -
[64]
EPIC WIN !!!!!
This post is the best i have ever read on Coad ... Well worth the read
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DuLciKa
Amarr
Absinthe Brothers Consortium
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Posted - 2008.07.02 11:49:00 -
[65]
EPIC WIN
very nice Garmon
Thread win by far over all
^.^ so god damn epic
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Coren Skyus
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Posted - 2008.07.02 11:52:00 -
[66]
I just wanted to post in an epic thread. Bold... italics... AND underline? That's some skeery stuff there.
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Image is Everything!
Recruiting Thread |
Ponderous Thunderstroke
Republic War Machine Industries
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Posted - 2008.07.02 12:09:00 -
[67]
Recall Jade, elect Garmon to head of CSM.
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"PT, you are a complete and total jerk."
Yes. Yes I am.
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hybridundertaker
Amarr
coracao ardente
The Requiem
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Posted - 2008.07.02 12:40:00 -
[68]
pyoor veen
EvE +NLINE - T+TALHELLDEATH SUPPORTER |
sakana
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.07.02 12:41:00 -
[69]
booya :D
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Yendaj
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 12:47:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Vanya Nenharma
YOU rule, I want you to became my sex slave
YU BAK OFF MY MAN U PROSTITUE OF DOG AND GOAT!!!
I WARRIOR U IN HULK IFFEN I DO GET ANY AGAN
I AM MAKE TO VANTRILO WHEN U GIEF ME IFORMASHUN!!
ALL WIMMIN STAY AWAY FROM HONORABLE WARRIOR HUSBAND OR I KEEL U (INGAME)
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 12:48:00 -
[71]
oh god i luv u
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sesanti
Minmatar
Universal Exports
FOUNDATI0N
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Posted - 2008.07.02 12:56:00 -
[72]
All your base are belong to us
&
Someone set us up the bomb!
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The ShadowMaster -
<I am a guy... never mind the portrait> |
undercovercynoman
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Posted - 2008.07.02 12:57:00 -
[73]
I don't know if this thread actually exist, or it's my imagination, but it sure wins the whole EVE-o forum stuff for me. There will be some ISK for you from me these days for sure.
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Checkmycleavage
Crimson Order
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Posted - 2008.07.02 13:00:00 -
[74]
1 - you 2 need to get a room
2 - you 2 need to take vids of activities in above mentioned room
3 - you 2 need to send linkys to me
4 - You 2 ......
Just kidding
please dont send the howible navy stabber after me
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 13:00:00 -
[75]
plese send all donitions to "yendaj" (my wife)
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 13:01:00 -
[76]
Originally by: Checkmycleavage
1 - you 2 need to get a room
2 - you 2 need to take vids of activities in above mentioned room
3 - you 2 need to send linkys to me
4 - You 2 ......
Just kidding
please dont send the howible navy stabber after me
if u is pay rite amount of isk. we can do
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BleuSc
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Posted - 2008.07.02 13:01:00 -
[77]
Originally by: Yendaj
Originally by: Vanya Nenharma
YOU rule, I want you to became my sex slave
YU BAK OFF MY MAN U PROSTITUE OF DOG AND GOAT!!!
I WARRIOR U IN HULK IFFEN I DO GET ANY AGAN
I AM MAKE TO VANTRILO WHEN U GIEF ME IFORMASHUN!!
ALL WIMMIN STAY AWAY FROM HONORABLE WARRIOR HUSBAND OR I KEEL U (INGAME)
Hmmmmmm?
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Ralara
Caldari
Vivicide
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Posted - 2008.07.02 13:16:00 -
[78]
Ahh op, brilliant - that's the first thread on the internet I've read (in 15 years of being on the net) that's made me LOL at work loud enough for co-workers to look at me and ask can they see what I'm looking at too.
congratuations - have a beer on me :)
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wheeeom
Republic University
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Posted - 2008.07.02 13:30:00 -
[79]
It's threads like this that the internet was invented for.
Keep it up sir, I salute you o7
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Slanty McGarglefist
University of Caille
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Posted - 2008.07.02 13:31:00 -
[80]
Originally by: wheeeom
It's threads like this that the internet was invented for.
Keep it up sir, I salute you o7
Good God your face! Oh, that's a part of your clothing.
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Originally by: CCP Wrangler
No
Doh! |
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Lord Zoran
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2008.07.02 13:34:00 -
[81]
my
eyes.
they
died
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BogWopit
Amarr
The Arrow Project
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2008.07.02 13:48:00 -
[82]
10/10 OP for this truly magnifcent post. Scalding hot tea came out of my nostrils, and tears streamed down my face.
Sir, I salute you for this outstanding contribution to an otherwise dull day in the office o7.
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Zimi Vlasic
F.R.E.E. Explorer
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Posted - 2008.07.02 14:11:00 -
[83]
this is the best thread ever, on the best day ever.
It's the best day ever because I read this thread.
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Find Roid, Examine, and Excavate Explorer |
Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 14:28:00 -
[84]
plese send all isk to "yendaj" and not Garmon plese
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enjoi
Black Eclipse Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.07.02 14:47:00 -
[85]
Oh my god, this is the best thread I've read, ever!
Real men structure tank. |
Ethaet
Gallente
Aliastra
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Posted - 2008.07.02 14:47:00 -
[86]
Epic
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Seriously, we need some kind of separation between the post and signature.
There you go. Now that wasn't so hard |
Osakasan
North Star Networks
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Posted - 2008.07.02 15:05:00 -
[87]
Made my day!
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hedfunk
Caldari
Low Sec Liberators
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Posted - 2008.07.02 15:06:00 -
[88]
I ******* love you Garmon.
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Nahia Senne
Black Eclipse Corp
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2008.07.02 15:08:00 -
[89]
You sir are a genius!
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Lavraen
Minmatar
Repo Industries
R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2008.07.02 15:17:00 -
[90]
All your women are belong to us?
The thread is full of WIN!
Lavraen |
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Nosa Arman
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Posted - 2008.07.02 15:19:00 -
[91]
i didn't like the post, i thought it was typical garmon bullsh*t.
but the video, however, was amazing. and made the post funnier. the dreaded 22k armor fleet stabber!
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Delvardious Kaesos
Caldari
Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.07.02 15:23:00 -
[92]
greatest post ever. My god.
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Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes.
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XFranc
Caldari
Traders Industrialists and Miners of EVE
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Posted - 2008.07.02 15:25:00 -
[93]
I can't log in again, ever - theres no point - this post wins Eve.
anyone want some stuffss ? Got a hulk somewhere!
j/k
Although the post seriously is made of W1N !
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 15:27:00 -
[94]
Edited by: Garmon on 02/07/2008 15:28:37
Originally by: XFranc
anyone want some stuffss ? Got a hulk somewhere!
Plese
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Le Sabre
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.07.02 15:28:00 -
[95]
I pretty new here so bear with me,
What the heck? That first post made my IQ drop while I was trying to read it, I must be missing some backstory to this Garmon fellow because I cant understand whats so funny. Just looks like a forum troll trying to be funny. If someone would be kind enough to enlighten me a little I would appreciate it.
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General Hawke
Chronos Star
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Posted - 2008.07.02 15:29:00 -
[96]
LOL, welcome back to the forums Garmon.
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 15:30:00 -
[97]
watch battle movie sabre
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Le Sabre
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2008.07.02 15:47:00 -
[98]
Originally by: Garmon
watch battle movie sabre
Watched it.
I lol'd I understand it now.
Garmon = /win
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 15:48:00 -
[99]
u r good boy
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flakeys
ANZAC ALLIANCE
Southern Cross Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.02 15:48:00 -
[100]
Priceless , just priceless ...
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Tardar Muller
Caldari
QunSegh
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Posted - 2008.07.02 16:24:00 -
[101]
I love that you had the funds to fit a Fleet Stabber with Officer Mods..
But that you could't buy a Hulk for your Wife/Alt..
You blame some poor Radec newbs cus your wife failed at boarding the hulk in time..
And you spam the forum with lame **** like this..
Pathetic Phail
And you suck...
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Ion Hound
Mortis Angelus
The Church.
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Posted - 2008.07.02 16:30:00 -
[102]
Edited by: Ion Hound on 02/07/2008 16:30:19
I didnt read it, but it is hell funny even looking at it
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Yendaj
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 16:40:00 -
[103]
Originally by: Tardar Muller
I love that you had the funds to fit a Fleet Stabber with Officer Mods..
But that you could't buy a Hulk for your Wife/Alt..
You blame some poor Radec newbs cus your wife failed at boarding the hulk in time..
And you spam the forum with lame **** like this..
Pathetic Phail
And you suck...
Let me make this very clear right here and now....... I am NOT Garmons alt, I am my own person, I AM a woman, I AM his beloved devoted wife... and you sir
R A DIK
NO U!!!!!!
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rValdez5987
Amarr
32nd Amarrian Imperial Navy Regiment
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Posted - 2008.07.02 17:21:00 -
[104]
the video was kick ass.
I hate nano's (even though I just got a nano curse ) so Its always great to watch them die in a hail of fire...
Especially 5 v 1 like that.
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Mr Dougle
Lightspeed Enterprises
Burning Horizons
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Posted - 2008.07.02 17:22:00 -
[105]
Edited by: Mr Dougle on 02/07/2008 17:24:59
the greatest post ever made
edit: just watched the video with the commentary. Its what LOL was invented for
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Jarrells
Caldari
Brotherhood of endless torment
White Core
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Posted - 2008.07.02 17:25:00 -
[106]
Posting in a Garmon thread.
Most Win I have ever seen on the Eve Forums.
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Crux Australis
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2008.07.02 17:29:00 -
[107]
/worship
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Blood Daemon
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Posted - 2008.07.02 17:30:00 -
[108]
Originally by: Garmon
...or like klingong warrior waitin for romulan warbird to decloak.....
I don't really like you Garmon, but then again what do you, me or anyone else care... but that made me laugh out LOUD!!!
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Unit Commander
The Unit.
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Posted - 2008.07.02 17:50:00 -
[109]
All I have to say is...
MY EYES! THEY BLEED!
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Vaal Erit
Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2008.07.02 18:07:00 -
[110]
I'm so glad you reposted this, first thread got locked pretty fast. This is such win because it is awesome.
"in dis case bellicose.... was romulan warbird...."
Rofls, that's my favorite part, that and the warrior for woman belong to me.
Nice video as well. The sounds of I'm in warp and bam bam bam are genius and hilarious. I don't believe the Hakims gyros and deadspace eanms, although you did show a dark blood stasis web, yum.
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Soldur
Forseti Ronin
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Posted - 2008.07.02 18:15:00 -
[111]
lol wow something good to read on the forums for once
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Sakura Nihil
Stimulus
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Posted - 2008.07.02 18:49:00 -
[112]
The English language just went into a coma, C/D?
Click me! You know you want to... |
Courthouse
Merch Industrial
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2008.07.02 19:32:00 -
[113]
Originally by: Sakura Nihil
The English language just went into a coma, C/D?
D, you haven't been in system for SMASH smacktalk. This stuff is academic quality in comparison.
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 19:40:00 -
[114]
Originally by: Courthouse
Originally by: Sakura Nihil
The English language just went into a coma, C/D?
D, you haven't been in system for SMASH smacktalk. This stuff is academic quality in comparison.
wat a crap post
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Dominatus Crispus
Gallente
Genesis Rising
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Posted - 2008.07.02 19:41:00 -
[115]
i approve of this thread...
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Bruce Boyako
Verdant Inquiries
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Posted - 2008.07.02 19:52:00 -
[116]
Toasting in an epic bread.
Awesome. Pure unadulterated awesome.
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Galvanized
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Posted - 2008.07.02 19:57:00 -
[117]
Just got in from a crap day at work ..read this post and laughed so much especially at the 1st few comments as well..
Great stuff..Garmon i'm gonna send you 10mill isk as soon as i log in for cheering me up..
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nakKEDK
Gallente
Digital Fury Corporation
Digital Renegades
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Posted - 2008.07.02 20:21:00 -
[118]
Originally by: MenanceWhite
Not as good as original El'tar pos thread
allmost reach his level :P
k
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 20:29:00 -
[119]
Originally by: nakKEDK
Originally by: MenanceWhite
Not as good as original El'tar pos thread
allmost reach his level :P
i am el'tar
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Zephyr Rengate
ShockTroopers
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Posted - 2008.07.02 20:31:00 -
[120]
Originally by: Garmon
Originally by: nakKEDK
Originally by: MenanceWhite
Not as good as original El'tar pos thread
allmost reach his level :P
i am el'tar
PWNED
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I will not liek human meat but the naerest I tried is human chesse. I don't want to tried again ...
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Commander Thrawn
the united
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Posted - 2008.07.02 20:43:00 -
[121]
Good times this post
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 20:47:00 -
[122]
Originally by: Commander Thrawn
Good times this post
hi the united
iv warriord with u guys befor
u killd me
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Delvardious Kaesos
Caldari
Ashen Lion Mining and Production Consortium
Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2008.07.02 20:58:00 -
[123]
Great post.
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Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes.
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Reptar Dragon
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2008.07.02 21:02:00 -
[124]
Edited by: Reptar Dragon on 02/07/2008 21:02:35
NO ONE FARCES WITH YENDAJ
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dastommy79
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.02 21:10:00 -
[125]
This is the greatest post of all time.
I need to get you and your wife into Atlas as soon as possible. We also have positions open on our forum team. I want you to join.
0/
Atlas Fleet Admiral
Former SmashKill Coaliton Leader
Stop banning me please
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 21:12:00 -
[126]
Originally by: dastommy79
This is the greatest post of all time.
I need to get you and your wife into Atlas as soon as possible. We also have positions open on our forum team. I want you to join.
0/
how much pay?
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dastommy79
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.02 21:15:00 -
[127]
There is no payment. You DO get to troll goonies and make em emo quit once and a while. Thats why i do it. Cant put a price on that
Atlas Fleet Admiral
Former SmashKill Coaliton Leader
Stop banning me please
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Garmon
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 21:15:00 -
[128]
wat bout hulk?
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Yendaj
Minmatar
Heretic Militia
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Posted - 2008.07.02 21:15:00 -
[129]
Originally by: Reptar Dragon
Edited by: Reptar Dragon on 02/07/2008 21:02:35
NO ONE FARCES WITH YENDAJ
I LOVE YOU TOO YOU CHEEKY BAST*RD!!
MUCH LOVE + KISSES
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Turiel Demon
Minmatar
SHRIKE.
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Posted - 2008.07.02 21:18:00 -
[130]
This reminds me of Weirda somehow, don't know why.
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nothing to see here, move along nicely now, is that a pink dread out there. aaww you just missed it -eris
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Grahv Exitus
Minmatar
Federal Noob Mercs
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Posted - 2008.07.02 21:23:00 -
[131]
Man... talk about brightening an otherwise ****ty day. You win eve-o for the foreseeable future with this 10/10 post.
If I had some spare funds (read: If I wasn't a poverty-stricken noob) I'd send some iskies your way.
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Sunshine Katy
Patricia Lane Partners
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Posted - 2008.07.02 21:29:00 -
[132]
Sorry I can't add anything substantive to this thread because it's all been said already. But I just had to applaud the best forum post I've ever read.
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monkfish1234
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Posted - 2008.07.02 21:57:00 -
[133]
EPIC end of story
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NeoShocker
Caldari
State Protectorate
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Posted - 2008.07.02 22:33:00 -
[134]
Posting in an epic thread. Remind me not to mess with your wife. :) Love your video btw.
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Zephyr Rengate
ShockTroopers
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Posted - 2008.07.02 22:44:00 -
[135]
Garmons wife.
Originally by: Jenny Spitfire
I will not liek human meat but the naerest I tried is human chesse. I don't want to tried again ...
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Faekurias
Black Legion Command
Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.02 23:15:00 -
[136]
Edited by: Faekurias on 02/07/2008 23:15:25
MY EYES!
"wife was gots excite, i was do hulk make eject "
ROFL
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Faekurias
Black Legion Command
Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.02 23:16:00 -
[137]
Originally by: Zephyr Rengate
Garmons wife.
Denied, that's my Dad.
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Sezarim
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Posted - 2008.07.02 23:26:00 -
[138]
I lov U!! can I have your babiez? or Maybe U Stabba?
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Tai Paktu
Ataraxia.
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Posted - 2008.07.02 23:34:00 -
[139]
So, CAOD got a view of how much better C&P is before it got modded back here eh?
Regardless, the ban pool remains open but for all our sakes I hope no one ever wins it.
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Sniper Wolf18
Gallente
Apocalypse Ponies
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Posted - 2008.07.03 00:04:00 -
[140]
Originally by: Zephyr Rengate
Garmons wife.
eeeeeeeeew its a ladyman!
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Borat Sangdiev
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Posted - 2008.07.03 00:47:00 -
[141]
IF!
i DON'T think so. if you woman was true warrior woman she would fly anythin better than hulk becaouse the hulk is for mining ops. iknow because i want 2 fly one because it was named hulk and it sound big like it pwns when u shoot but it shoots only mining beams??
SO THIS
if TRUE WARRIOR woman you fly VEXOR (if you are noob if u big you fly maybe dominox)
if TRUE minor you fly HULK
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Borat Sangdiev
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Posted - 2008.07.03 00:58:00 -
[142]
sorry mi english
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Faekurias
Black Legion Command
Red Dawn Alliance
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Posted - 2008.07.03 01:02:00 -
[143]
Originally by: Borat Sangdiev
sorry mi english
Miso Hornii!
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Lugburz
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Posted - 2008.07.03 01:13:00 -
[144]
Originally by: Borat Sangdiev
IF!
i DON'T think so. if you woman was true warrior woman she would fly anythin better than hulk becaouse the hulk is for mining ops. iknow because i want 2 fly one because it was named hulk and it sound big like it pwns when u shoot but it shoots only mining beams??
SO THIS
if TRUE WARRIOR woman you fly VEXOR (if you are noob if u big you fly maybe dominox)
if TRUE minor you fly HULK
i hope you be to understand
Carebears like me fly mining and fighting ships!!
Soon come to low sec so u can pop me
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PanzerGrenadier
Caldari
Prophets Of a Damned Universe
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Posted - 2008.07.03 01:45:00 -
[145]
Edited by: PanzerGrenadier on 03/07/2008 01:45:49
dis poast wsa very good + informitiv wuold read agin 10/10
yuor chivlary inspiers me
A+++++++++++++
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Melina Yeoh
Caldari
Project Phantasma
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Posted - 2008.07.03 02:00:00 -
[146]
Very well done in seeking vengeance for the people that attacked the hulk. The video rocks and will look forward to another good one. :)
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken. |
Archon Seraph
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Posted - 2008.07.03 02:36:00 -
[147]
Garmon is teh warlord. Direct us.
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baffy
Interstellar Armaments
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Posted - 2008.07.03 04:21:00 -
[148]
they should back eve-tv just so you can do your battlereports on it.
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Vandamsel
Gallente
Repo Industries
R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2008.07.03 04:48:00 -
[149]
best post on eve-o. ever.
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CCP WeatherMan
C C P
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Posted - 2008.07.03 05:28:00 -
[150]
locked for too much flame and inappropriate content.
WeatherMan
Community Representative
EVE Online, CCP Games
Email/Netfang
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