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1. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Well it's been a while but here's one for you. Husband and wife are having a row, This goes on for several minutes with insults being thrown left right and centre. Finally the wife says "I hate you, you're always pushing me around" The husband...
- by Signal11th - at 2012.04.30 08:16:00
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2. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside d...
- by Signal11th - at 2012.01.25 12:30:00
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3. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes hi...
- by Signal11th - at 2012.01.16 08:37:00
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4. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. GǣWatson, look up at the sky and tell me ...
- by Signal11th - at 2012.01.06 09:58:00
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5. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to t...
- by Signal11th - at 2012.01.04 11:19:00
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6. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Man calls 911, "What is your emergency?" "I have two women fighting over me" "Most men would be happy with that" "Yes I know but the fat one is winning!!"
- by Signal11th - at 2011.12.23 12:42:00
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7. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Hey I'm confused according to the Western news Kim Yong Il is dead but according to the North Korean press he is away fighting a 100ft tall US super robot?
- by Signal11th - at 2011.12.20 11:30:00
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8. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amall. The other goes to Spain and is named Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving it, she tells her husband tha...
- by Signal11th - at 2011.12.12 08:35:00
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9. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Back due to unpopular demand :-) . A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver j...
- by Signal11th - at 2011.12.06 14:13:00
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10. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Tanya Powers wrote: Signal11th wrote: stuff Please no more of these, I just gave you a like to get rid of those boring stories. Fair enough!, no more from me on this thread then.
- by Signal11th - at 2011.12.05 16:45:00
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11. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Having trouble keeping up, here's a Christmassy one. Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something "Christmassy". The first man search...
- by Signal11th - at 2011.12.05 16:36:00
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12. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
New Page New Joke: One of my mates died whilst on holiday, he went out swimming but unfortunately he drowned So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted
- by Signal11th - at 2011.11.21 15:15:00
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13. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
New page: NEW DRINKING WARNING JUST RELEASED: Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys. Rum and ice will ruin your liver. Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart. Gin and ice will ruin your brain. Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth... There you have it...
- by Signal11th - at 2011.11.14 08:40:00
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14. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
New page new joke: I'm sick to death of people knocking on my door asking for donations.Just had one woman from the sperm bank, f@ck me did I give her a mouthful.
- by Signal11th - at 2011.11.11 12:31:00
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15. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Sorry chaps been forgetting my manners!! Nun in a bath washing herself down when she hears a knock at the door. "Who is it" she asks "The blind man" comes the reply. So the Nun looks around the bathroom and can't find a towel anywhere, After a...
- by Signal11th - at 2011.11.04 12:35:00
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16. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
New page new joke, I asked a Welsh mate of mine how many sexual partners he had. Bizarrely, he started counting and fell asleep!? (One for the Brits!)
- by Signal11th - at 2011.10.21 15:38:00
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17. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
One day, a mum was cleaning her son's room and in the closet she found a bondage-S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She showed it to her husband.He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.She finally asked him, ...
- by Signal11th - at 2011.10.19 14:37:00
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18. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
Laid in bed with the wife I looked in her eyes and said "seeing your face reminds me of the lottery." With a smile she said "Because I'm worth millions to you?" "No" I said "I wish you'd fecking roll over."
- by Signal11th - at 2011.10.18 10:56:00
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19. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
When a person with a lisp says "Blithness" you know they mean business!
- by Signal11th - at 2011.10.18 07:39:00
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20. The Like and Get Likes Thread - in Out of Pod Experience [original thread]
I had to choose a new password which was eight characters long so I chose Snow White and seven Dwarfs
- by Signal11th - at 2011.10.17 10:36:00
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