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Irish Blend
Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 19:50:00 -
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ATTENTION serious investors, this is a limitied opportunity for you to invest in an existing enterprise expanding to meet market demands. This will be limited openings, and due to the size investment required, we are only asking for serious investors to review this offer and contact us. This is a no load opportunity with no upfront, closing or monthly management fees.
Return on investment paid monthly after costs, with a 0.00% management fee.
Serious inquiries contact me in game.
Specific details - Number of investment shares - 10 Investment face value per share - 200,000,000 ISK Restriction on maximum number of investment shares per individual investor - 10 Percentage of proceeds placed into investment purposes - 100% Minimum number of investment shares before expansion begins - 5 Auditor - none Verification - none Duration - 9 months, at face value Early termination - Due to the nature of the investment, any requets for early termination of investment interest carry a liquidity risk I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim
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Ms Delerium
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Posted - 2009.02.17 19:59:00 -
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why not just say 2shares @ 1bil??????
its about the same
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Amarr Citizen 155
Alternative Methods Research Group
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Posted - 2009.02.17 20:02:00 -
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Sorry mate, but I prefer french vanilla.
Quote: Ricdic (about starting ebank, July 2007): Think of it as a miniature EIB done right. I cannot see this getting anywhere near 700b any time in the future tbh.
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Emywn Vanya
Caldari Redemption or Retribution Myth .
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Posted - 2009.02.17 20:05:00 -
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uhuh,
Not going to happen here mate, you need a lot more to convince us to invest in you. ----------------------- The answer is 42 |

Irish Blend
Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 20:08:00 -
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For those serious and wanting more details, contact me as stated in the original post.
For those playing the game of Forum ISK - or FISK - I am busy making ISK in game. I don't need any FISK right now I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim
Got a question about EVE Online, ask. If I know the answer, I will tell |

Amarr Citizen 155
Alternative Methods Research Group
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Posted - 2009.02.17 20:12:00 -
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Originally by: Irish Blend For those serious and wanting more details, contact me as stated in the original post.
For those playing the game of Forum ISK - or FISK - I am busy making ISK in game. I don't need any FISK right now
Perhaps people would be a bit more serious if your offering looked serious and legit.
"INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY!!!!! TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!!!!!! INVEST NOW!!!!!!! SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY!!!!!! BIG MONEY!!!!! ELEVENTY!!!!!!"
Quote: Ricdic (about starting ebank, July 2007): Think of it as a miniature EIB done right. I cannot see this getting anywhere near 700b any time in the future tbh.
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Shar Tegral
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Posted - 2009.02.17 20:16:00 -
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What AC said.
My old mercenary(PVP) corp is recruiting again. Would you believe I'm giving them my signature block for free? |

Kazzac Elentria
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Posted - 2009.02.17 20:20:00 -
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The lack of waffles and syrup in this offering is distressing |

Irish Blend
Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 20:37:00 -
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Please limite your responses, only to main charachters and those who have spent more then 100,000,000 ISK in game today on something other then a PLEX. Trolls from forum warriors only servers to earn those who are here for FISK more FISK.
This is a thread about ISK, not FISK I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim
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Ray McCormack
hirr
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Posted - 2009.02.17 20:41:00 -
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I bought your bull**** for zero ISK and even less FISK, guess that rules me out?
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ofstrife
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Posted - 2009.02.17 20:58:00 -
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Irish Blend, what you're missing is that most of the characters that are trolling your thread are some of the most successful MD regulars around here. Shar probably trades ten times your investment per day. Ray has (correct me if I'm wrong) close to 100 billion ISK invested in him and has provided consistent and reliable returns for a long time. Admittedly, AC is a bit of a troll, but he's usually on the money or not far off. When they're trolling you, that's a hint you're doing something wrong.
Warning signs in your "investment opportunity" - no management fee (sounds too good to be true), no declared percentage of returns (smooth move), no audit, no verification, no history, relatively large amount for a new alt to MD, shall I go on?
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Emywn Vanya
Caldari Redemption or Retribution Myth .
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Posted - 2009.02.17 20:59:00 -
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Only person who hasn't posted with their main is Ms Delerium.
and that amount of isk won't buy me fuel for my dread
and what Kazzac said ----------------------- The answer is 42 |

Ray McCormack
hirr
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Posted - 2009.02.17 21:09:00 -
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Edited by: Ray McCormack on 17/02/2009 21:09:30
Originally by: ofstrife Ray has (correct me if I'm wrong) close to 100 billion ISK invested in him and has provided consistent and reliable returns for a long time.
At last AATP valuation it pushes the total, including RAYBY, upwards of 250b "public" investment.
Originally by: ofstrife Admittedly, AC is a bit of a troll, but he's usually on the money or not far off.
AC is far from a troll. Next to cosmoray he's my favourite other person (sic).
Originally by: ofstrife When they're trolling you, that's a hint you're doing something wrong.
Again with the trolling. ;-P We're not trolling, we're paying the thread more than it's dues.
The rest of your post is pandering softness and I didn't bother to read it.
Edit: Criminey, I had to edit!
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Estel Arador
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.02.17 21:20:00 -
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Posting just because I'm meeting Irish Blend's criteria 
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Irish Blend
Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 21:34:00 -
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Originally by: ofstrife Irish Blend, what you're missing is that most of the characters that are trolling your thread are some of the most successful MD regulars around here. Shar probably trades ten times your investment per day. Ray has (correct me if I'm wrong) close to 100 billion ISK invested in him and has provided consistent and reliable returns for a long time. Admittedly, AC is a bit of a troll, but he's usually on the money or not far off. When they're trolling you, that's a hint you're doing something wrong.
Warning signs in your "investment opportunity" - no management fee (sounds too good to be true), no declared percentage of returns (smooth move), no audit, no verification, no history, relatively large amount for a new alt to MD, shall I go on?
Ofstrife, your post is first off not a flaming or an attempt by someone of limited years trying to be clever. You must be a rare find in this group.
SOme of your points are correct observations on the facts of the OP.
As to the value of any of those individuals, I have no care for any of their flamings or rants. And wether their FISK or ISK trading amounts to 1/10x or 20x my offer, it makes no differencee to me. They - and you - can claim to be making huge investments all day. If that were true - no the if - then this thread would have fallen off of their radar and they would have moved on.
Or they would have wanted to know more and see what the details are.
Instead, we have FISK investers playing the FISK market. I don't. I give them all the serious attention they deserve.
Now, again, thanks for your well written post. I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim
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Hexxx
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.02.17 21:40:00 -
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Originally by: Irish Blend
Originally by: ofstrife Irish Blend, what you're missing is that most of the characters that are trolling your thread are some of the most successful MD regulars around here. Shar probably trades ten times your investment per day. Ray has (correct me if I'm wrong) close to 100 billion ISK invested in him and has provided consistent and reliable returns for a long time. Admittedly, AC is a bit of a troll, but he's usually on the money or not far off. When they're trolling you, that's a hint you're doing something wrong.
Warning signs in your "investment opportunity" - no management fee (sounds too good to be true), no declared percentage of returns (smooth move), no audit, no verification, no history, relatively large amount for a new alt to MD, shall I go on?
Ofstrife, your post is first off not a flaming or an attempt by someone of limited years trying to be clever. You must be a rare find in this group.
SOme of your points are correct observations on the facts of the OP.
As to the value of any of those individuals, I have no care for any of their flamings or rants. And wether their FISK or ISK trading amounts to 1/10x or 20x my offer, it makes no differencee to me. They - and you - can claim to be making huge investments all day. If that were true - no the if - then this thread would have fallen off of their radar and they would have moved on.
Or they would have wanted to know more and see what the details are.
Instead, we have FISK investers playing the FISK market. I don't. I give them all the serious attention they deserve.
Now, again, thanks for your well written post.
I was going to suggest an audit, but honestly I don't think you'd take me up on that piece of advice.
So instead, I'm going to give everyone else some advice...don't invest in this. 
No plan, no audit, huge risk. There are so many red flags here it's ridiculous.
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Irish Blend
Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 21:58:00 -
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Au audit is a 100% guarantee that the investment will never fail.
Of course, I know different....I think I wrote it on the back of the picture frame hangin on the wall with my name and the words certified accountant on it.....the real one, not the one some people get from ebay and photoshop... I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim
Got a question about EVE Online, ask. If I know the answer, I will tell |

Kazzac Elentria
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Posted - 2009.02.17 21:58:00 -
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Originally by: Irish Blend
Instead, we have FISK investers playing the FISK market. I don't. I give them all the serious attention they deserve.
Actually we all trade around here in WISK, and to a lesser degree hot tasty delicious SISK
..on a more serious note since you're intent on riding this train.
What is your existing enterprise?
Which market demands do you meet now and how do you feel that increased capital will maximize your presence in it?
With no mgt fee built in, why are you doing this? Out of the goodness of you're own heart? For epeen?... what is YOUR motivation for making anyone isk?
And just what exactly is the return? No where in your offering to you note what the return will be.
And not to try and sound funny, but why would we invest in ANY industrial group recovering from null sec beating and looking for another alliance?
This would mean that any an current assets if you're still operating there or near there are under threat, or if you got whipped back to empire that any operations you had/have are in the infancy stages and unproven.
And lets not even get into the politcal issue of SFA/Goons and all that jazz, this sure as hell ain't COAD and we (as in the flaming forum ***** trolls you so eloquently love to call us sometimes) won't let it.
And there is enough evidence that you're still operating within null here
Although I see you offer a research rental service
So perhaps this is your industry?.... but why would I invest in your research service. A relative unknown, poor attitude, spotty back ground?
I'd rather just give my entire wallet to Bad Bobby and be done with it, least I know some of it would go towards expanding a research alliance service. I mean some would obviously go to hookers, blow and alcohol but you get the idea.
...I'd like to tear more into this, but I cannot access the game at the moment and start looking into the alliance/employment history. |

Irish Blend
Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 22:01:00 -
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wow, you are a regular Junior **** Tracy finding out such super secret info I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim
Got a question about EVE Online, ask. If I know the answer, I will tell |

Irish Blend
Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 22:06:00 -
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Originally by: Kazzac Elentria
...I'd like to tear more into this, but I cannot access the game at the moment and start looking into the alliance/employment history.
Since its clear to me that you are in love with me, let me say that you offer to be my #1 fan is very nice, but your just not my type. Now if you are at work, please, why dont you concentrate on your RL job, get off the forums and make sure you can support your family. In this economy, don't get fired for gaming at work.
I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim
Got a question about EVE Online, ask. If I know the answer, I will tell |
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cosmoray
Cosmoray Construction
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Posted - 2009.02.17 22:06:00 -
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There are ****loads of reasons no one will touch you, so I will talk about one.
Most forum goers like all offerings to be transparent, so that ALL POTENTIAL investors get the same information. I wouldn't invest in anyone if they couldn't post their plan here.
The last time that someone told me that they only wanted to talk to serious people before investing was when a friend took me to a "mega cheap auction", and some con artists tried to sell me some really crap plates. Left there holding on to my wallet pretty quickly too.
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Kazzac Elentria
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Posted - 2009.02.17 22:07:00 -
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Originally by: Irish Blend wow, you are a regular Junior **** Tracy finding out such super secret info
Hey, they are red flags and when you solict public funding you'll be expected to answer the questions relating to every single possible red flag that might be in your back ground.
Of course the information is readily available, everyone knows this. The answers to the red flags I posted however are not and can only be accounted for by you.
You have to understand, we here in MD are like the shamwow. We soak up all that crap sitting everywhere that anyone could see (are you following me camera guy) and then dump it all over you looking for answers to them. |

Irish Blend
Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 22:10:00 -
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I sggesty you READ the OP which says
Serious inquiries contact me in game
I am not here to collct FISK, so please, go find another thread to troll in fangirl. I've already told you, that you are not my type and you will never be my girlfriend. I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim
Got a question about EVE Online, ask. If I know the answer, I will tell |

Emywn Vanya
Caldari Redemption or Retribution Myth .
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Posted - 2009.02.17 22:10:00 -
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Irish Blend
We have a set protocol for running bonds and IPO's and your not following it. You post all of your details in a nice template (provided by Hexxx), run an audit or give us a really good reason why your not. And you do it in this forum. Not in some in-game conversation.
And no Audits don't make it a 100% guarantee no one said that. But they do go along way in making people willing to give you isk.
If you don't like the way we do things, go somewhere else and find your isk. As we are the ones you are trying to get money from its us that you have to please.
So either: -troll -Failed scam attempt -or you just don't know what your doing
P.S. insulting the people who built this community wont help & Fisk is the stupidest thing i've ever heard on these forums. ----------------------- The answer is 42 |

Kazzac Elentria
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Posted - 2009.02.17 22:12:00 -
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Originally by: Irish Blend I sggesty you READ the OP which says
Serious inquiries contact me in game
I am not here to collct FISK, so please, go find another thread to troll in fangirl. I've already told you, that you are not my type and you will never be my girlfriend.
If you wanted to keep things in game, why not just stick in Jita local and spam chat. Your "OP" has about the same substantive content as any one of those scammers.
It's a shame about the girlfriend thing to, you'll never taste my hot delicious waffles. |

Ricdic
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.02.17 22:14:00 -
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I doubt the OP is serious with this thread. No-one is that stupid  |

Irish Blend
Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 22:14:00 -
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Kazzac, Your making me want to edit my post where I complimented you because your taking it as a sign o my returning your affections. It will not happen. Now please, go away. I am asking you nicley, do not reply again to this thread.
Can you just be civil and adult and walk away?
I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim
Got a question about EVE Online, ask. If I know the answer, I will tell |

Irish Blend
Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion
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Posted - 2009.02.17 22:15:00 -
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Originally by: Ricdic I doubt the OP is serious with this thread. No-one is that stupid 
Um, could you postr with your main next time? And as the OP said, if interested, contact me in game I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim
Got a question about EVE Online, ask. If I know the answer, I will tell |

Kazzac Elentria
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Posted - 2009.02.17 22:17:00 -
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Originally by: Irish Blend
Originally by: Ricdic I doubt the OP is serious with this thread. No-one is that stupid 
Um, could you postr with your main next time? And as the OP said, if interested, contact me in game
*facepalm |

Ricdic
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.02.17 22:19:00 -
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Kazzac hes trolling, dont give him the satisfaction of a reply.
Doh, god damnit. |
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