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Hanssen
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Posted - 2004.08.09 14:37:00 -
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Or where you lobotomised at the cloning vat and are now unable to learn anything beyond 6000 skill points?
Are you resigned to fact that all youÆll ever be good for is making bookmarks?
To some youÆre ôjust another altö. But not to the Outland Intelligence Network!!! Because for the first time in EVE history thereÆs a corp run by alts for alts!
Listen, youÆre not alone my dim-witted friends!à There a literally thousands of EVE citizens spread all over the galaxy whoÆll never be qualified to fly anything bigger than a Heron. Destined to spend out eternity stuck on some god-forsaken station, or sat in a pod out in some dead-end system thousands of light-years from civilization.
But not anymore!... now thereÆs a place for the dregs of society to actually go and hopefully one day make a difference. Because as an Outland Intelligence Network agent, youÆll be assigned your very own shuttle and be given an assignment deep in 0.0 space, or deep behind alliance held territory. YouÆll relay information to our intelligence network via channel Outland and know that anything you offer, however insignificant it may seem, will be valuable information to someone somewhere.
Be your own bossà no schedules to keep, no rotaÆs to fillà just log on when you like for as long as you likeà all we ask is you relay accurate information to channel Outlandà and every little bit helps!
So what you waiting for? Join today and become part of a growing and in-valuable information network to all space farers wherever they may be.
Just listen to some of our satisfied channel Outland listenersà
Miss Unwary: If it wasnÆt for the O.I.A. my poor Bestower with its 27% CEÆs and hold full of megacyte would be nothing but burning embers now! Thanks for the warning guys! I was about to jump into A2 blind as I forgot to check the mapà silly lilÆ olÆ me! You guys are doing a terrific job Keep it up! 
Anon: **** me! That was too ******* close for comfort! Bastards almost capped my ******* assà if it wasnÆt for the warning I got through Outland my ******* clone would be waking up this morning with one almighty ******* headache. Thank **** for you lot.
Geordieboy: Well aye man, those buggers al-mast gimme a reet ganna aver. Thar a was swigginÆ a battle æo Newcastle brown ale æn eatinÆ a meat pie - not payinÆ attention ta local û like ya should, ya know û anÆ all av a sudden I spies auld channel Outland blinkinÆ awayà so a brings it up like, anÆ reet before me one good eye tharÆs this warnin likeà tellinÆ me æo hostiles reet through were am headinÆ like. Nice one lads! I've got me a divvy somewhere... I'm ganna get him ta come join yous! Toon army! Toon army!
Pete the Pi$sed-off pirate: U guys suck. Gonna wtfpwn u nubs when I find ur safespot û bunch of lame ass alt-fags.
So join channel Outland for the latest intel reports from EVEÆs hotspotsà you never know, it could save you a trip to the cloning vats!
Or even better, dust off tha alt and send him/her to Ami XI - Moon 1 - Emperor Family Bureau and sign it up for a new life as an Outland Intelligence Network agent.
Its a dirty job in a dirty galaxy... but someone has to do it!
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Hanssen
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Posted - 2004.08.09 14:37:00 -
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Or where you lobotomised at the cloning vat and are now unable to learn anything beyond 6000 skill points?
Are you resigned to fact that all youÆll ever be good for is making bookmarks?
To some youÆre ôjust another altö. But not to the Outland Intelligence Network!!! Because for the first time in EVE history thereÆs a corp run by alts for alts!
Listen, youÆre not alone my dim-witted friends!à There a literally thousands of EVE citizens spread all over the galaxy whoÆll never be qualified to fly anything bigger than a Heron. Destined to spend out eternity stuck on some god-forsaken station, or sat in a pod out in some dead-end system thousands of light-years from civilization.
But not anymore!... now thereÆs a place for the dregs of society to actually go and hopefully one day make a difference. Because as an Outland Intelligence Network agent, youÆll be assigned your very own shuttle and be given an assignment deep in 0.0 space, or deep behind alliance held territory. YouÆll relay information to our intelligence network via channel Outland and know that anything you offer, however insignificant it may seem, will be valuable information to someone somewhere.
Be your own bossà no schedules to keep, no rotaÆs to fillà just log on when you like for as long as you likeà all we ask is you relay accurate information to channel Outlandà and every little bit helps!
So what you waiting for? Join today and become part of a growing and in-valuable information network to all space farers wherever they may be.
Just listen to some of our satisfied channel Outland listenersà
Miss Unwary: If it wasnÆt for the O.I.A. my poor Bestower with its 27% CEÆs and hold full of megacyte would be nothing but burning embers now! Thanks for the warning guys! I was about to jump into A2 blind as I forgot to check the mapà silly lilÆ olÆ me! You guys are doing a terrific job Keep it up! 
Anon: **** me! That was too ******* close for comfort! Bastards almost capped my ******* assà if it wasnÆt for the warning I got through Outland my ******* clone would be waking up this morning with one almighty ******* headache. Thank **** for you lot.
Geordieboy: Well aye man, those buggers al-mast gimme a reet ganna aver. Thar a was swigginÆ a battle æo Newcastle brown ale æn eatinÆ a meat pie - not payinÆ attention ta local û like ya should, ya know û anÆ all av a sudden I spies auld channel Outland blinkinÆ awayà so a brings it up like, anÆ reet before me one good eye tharÆs this warnin likeà tellinÆ me æo hostiles reet through were am headinÆ like. Nice one lads! I've got me a divvy somewhere... I'm ganna get him ta come join yous! Toon army! Toon army!
Pete the Pi$sed-off pirate: U guys suck. Gonna wtfpwn u nubs when I find ur safespot û bunch of lame ass alt-fags.
So join channel Outland for the latest intel reports from EVEÆs hotspotsà you never know, it could save you a trip to the cloning vats!
Or even better, dust off tha alt and send him/her to Ami XI - Moon 1 - Emperor Family Bureau and sign it up for a new life as an Outland Intelligence Network agent.
Its a dirty job in a dirty galaxy... but someone has to do it!
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Tar om
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Posted - 2004.08.09 15:29:00 -
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:D nice idea. -- We are the Octavian Vanguard www.octavianvanguard.net http://www.serenitymovie.com |

Tar om
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Posted - 2004.08.09 15:29:00 -
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:D nice idea. -- We are the Octavian Vanguard www.octavianvanguard.net http://www.serenitymovie.com |

Myal Terego
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Posted - 2004.08.09 15:44:00 -
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Actually, when i first read about this i kinda found this to be a rather useless service. But now back at home, i do see alot of potential in it. Think ill sign up one of mine alts to relay some info to all them megacyte haulers  [center] http://213.142.66.138/~nervar/myalb.jpg |

Myal Terego
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Posted - 2004.08.09 15:44:00 -
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Actually, when i first read about this i kinda found this to be a rather useless service. But now back at home, i do see alot of potential in it. Think ill sign up one of mine alts to relay some info to all them megacyte haulers  [center] http://213.142.66.138/~nervar/myalb.jpg |

Ulendar
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Posted - 2004.08.09 16:40:00 -
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Originally by: Hanssen for the first time in EVE history thereÆs a corp run by alts for alts!
Ok now your just flat out lieing :P
Originally by: cashman It's time for Eris to get a clue. CCP should make a statement about this.
It's the exact same things as what Zombie did, you may not attack in "safe-areas" (empire/within sentry range) without loosing your ship.
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Ulendar
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Posted - 2004.08.09 16:40:00 -
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Originally by: Hanssen for the first time in EVE history thereÆs a corp run by alts for alts!
Ok now your just flat out lieing :P
Originally by: cashman It's time for Eris to get a clue. CCP should make a statement about this.
It's the exact same things as what Zombie did, you may not attack in "safe-areas" (empire/within sentry range) without loosing your ship.
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Paw Sandberg
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Posted - 2004.08.09 17:16:00 -
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thats bloddy briliant  Thank You Paw Sandberg
for all your BPC needs see http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=55706&page=1
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Paw Sandberg
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Posted - 2004.08.09 17:16:00 -
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thats bloddy briliant  Thank You Paw Sandberg
for all your BPC needs see http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=55706&page=1
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Mned Graydroggen
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Posted - 2004.08.09 17:51:00 -
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Great post.
Safe Journeys to you and your brethren
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Mned Graydroggen
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Posted - 2004.08.09 17:51:00 -
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Great post.
Safe Journeys to you and your brethren
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F'nog
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Posted - 2004.08.09 19:34:00 -
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how many of you guys are gonna spam the boards with this advert?
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F'nog
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Posted - 2004.08.09 19:34:00 -
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how many of you guys are gonna spam the boards with this advert?
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Julius Rosenberg
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Posted - 2004.08.09 19:48:00 -
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Two.
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Julius Rosenberg
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Posted - 2004.08.09 19:48:00 -
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Two.
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Necrologic
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Posted - 2004.08.09 19:49:00 -
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Originally by: F'nog how many of you guys are gonna spam the boards with this advert?
does it matter? They're all alts anyway! (ok, bad joke..) _______________________________________________________
Et nunc, reges, intelligite, erudimini, qui judicati terram. |

Necrologic
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Posted - 2004.08.09 19:49:00 -
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Originally by: F'nog how many of you guys are gonna spam the boards with this advert?
does it matter? They're all alts anyway! (ok, bad joke..) _______________________________________________________
Et nunc, reges, intelligite, erudimini, qui judicati terram. |

Dorian Freestyle
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Posted - 2004.08.09 20:55:00 -
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I am an alt where do i sign up 
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Dorian Freestyle
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Posted - 2004.08.09 20:55:00 -
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I am an alt where do i sign up 
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Baleur
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Posted - 2004.08.09 22:22:00 -
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Where do i sign up to become an alt?   God i gotta change my sig..
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Baleur
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Posted - 2004.08.09 22:22:00 -
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Where do i sign up to become an alt?   God i gotta change my sig..
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